₦airaland Forum

sureguy02:
Your post made me laugh so hard that people around me got scared

Becareful, that could be an early sign of madnesss.

yomi007k:
Bleep off...



Ur artilleries my black cock.

At the appropriate time i will respond accordingly.

yomi007k:
Yess....




When I come in contact with highly irritable entities like ur kind.

Don't go there.... You may not be able to withstand my artillery. Be warned !!!

yomi007k:
Wat standard?


I don't give a s-hit about my ass.

It's obvious because shiit comes out of it uncontrollably.

yomi007k:
Dey dere dey wash urself.


GEJ till 2019 my ass

E be like u no value dat ur asss. Even if he wasn't the winner, he has set a standard that Nigerians must respect and follow.

President Goodluck Jonathan, once again has written his name with an ink of gold on the pages of the world's most famous books as an African most respected leader and world citizen. In his defeat he became even more popular and more generally accepted accross the globe. We thought he was weak but he has shown himself to be the strongest in times of trial and adversity. To my amiable president, i salute you and wish well in all your future endeavours. With this singular act of uncommon patriotism to our fatherland. I hereby decorrect you with a new title known as '' The father of modern day democracy'', not just in Africa but the world over. GRACIAS.... VIVA MY COUNTRY...... VIVA NIGERIA.

saasala:
I will not pat Jonadoomed at the back for conceding defeat cos he already knew what awaits him if he acted on the contrary. The same man who is acting cold after his lot has been cast sponsored very mean, full of hatred campaign against the people's general. His unlettered and uncouth wife uttered very demeaning, spiteful statement against the northerners and Gen. Buhari, she even said APC supporters should be stoned. Jonadoomed as I often like to call him was part of the crew that ousted Gbagbo and he is fully aware of the watchful eyes of the ICC and instead of spending the rest of his life in jail for crumbling our economy, looting our treasury and nose-diving our naira, he chose to return to Otuoke to enjoy his loot in peace.

Expressing your low mentality in a public forum like this is not too good for you.

calebo101:
Make Buhari try rubbish na e go know say eye wen dey cry dey see road. Rubbish

We accept defeat nor mean say we weak, na for peace to reign. This same time last election 800 people were already dead.

If he wants to probe corruption he shouldn't look far. Just turn your shoulder and look at Obasanjo and Tinubu, look behind and see IBB and Abacha's family. That should keep him busy for 4 years.

Enough said.

I was angry but you just calm me down.... If he tries bullshiit, we have no choice but to blow up the oil pipelines.

Why not get a new pair of lens?

Bravo, that is joke at it best. Made me laughed.

omenka:
Jonathan can never win a free and fair election in Nigeria. Not even in Utuoke.

He's winning already. Buhari will soon start crying a river.

folabayo1:
am sure u are an example of ur both parents wit d way u talk and address ppl on NL...I sorry for u

you talk as if you know your father. For the records, your mother concieved you as a result of her unquenchable libido for marathon sexual bout with some pockets of touts whom i believe your father must have been their ring-leader. In other words, you are a child of a nobody, but a tout.

folabayo1:
how old are u? slowpoke?

such questions should be referred to your mother because you are a product of one night stand. Ask her whom your true father is?

folabayo1:
u are a clown I swear!
Will be expecting u in my dreams
Scallywag

you are joking with fire, by the time am done with your entire body you will surely regret this day.

folabayo1:
okay!!

Okay for what? After insulting me? By the time i finish with you, your life will be a case study for other foools like you. If i dont torment you this night in your sleep call me what ever you wish. Unless you apologise and withdraw that statement.

folabayo1:
may heaven unleash its hell on u and ur generation for callin me a prostitute and may u neva find peace for the rest of ur life and as long as u live may ur life be filled wit penury and hardship..All this curses shall be wash away frm d day u learn to respect women.m.(AMIN)

You must be a very silly and useless goat. Did i call you a prostitute? You are so stupiid and could even be a harlot. Your father, mother, born and unborn children shall have no peace in their entire life until you apologise for insulting me. Your family members including you will soon run mad. Just watch it, you are insulting me abi?

folabayo1:
No defection or wateva can stop buhari from winning come march 28
We have decided
Saibaba
Team apc
Hit like for baba or share for the clueless jona

Prostitutes are not suppose to talk about politics. This is not a toto business, so remain quiet biatch.

igbsam:
Why do I have a feeling that all this Defection News Making the news this days is another kind of campaign strategy for people to vote for the PDP. Defecting with no pictures. Only that of Rivers state deputy that we have seen. The rest are just in the News. Well, if they like....let them all defect to PDP leaving buhari Alone......

The truth of the Matter is that

I have Decided
GMD/PYO

Just watch oooooooooo! Robots are gonna quote me!

Why you are having that feeling is because you are a foool and will remain a fool forever.

LRNZH:
Please do not mix up things here.

A state government bridge is not the same as a federal government bridge. Lekki-Ikoyi suspension link bridge is wholly state sponsored and the first of its kind in Nigeria. That's is Lagos State issue.

Under GEJ, the 2nd Niger Bridge will be the only tolled FG bridge in Nigeria. What have the Ndi-Igbo done to deserve this injustice? Let GEJ/PDP build one toll bridge each geopolitical zone to be fair.

cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Maclatunji, Obinoscopy, OAM4J

How much has your father contributed for the building of the bridge? Everything must be free abi?

oathman:
What they fail to realise is that the name BUHARI is no more an opposition, it is now a MOVEMENT. We know he may not be the best replacement, but we want them out of office, 16years in office is enough for one party to rule the nation, give other parties chance. I remember vividly when they openly declare that they ll rule this nation for 40years. the movement starts now #REVOLUTION #MOVEMENT

Your father.

It's painful that you are doing everything to show love to your partner but all he/she thinks is that you cant survive without them. For me i dont know how to cheat and wont support cheating no matter what. It appears the man was using the lady for personal gains and perhaps was crushing on another girl or even cheating on the lady. I pity the girl because this feeling is not easy to manage.

tchidi:

That's Hausa abi?? LoL... I forgive you for spoiling it.

E, na ci abinci. Sunan na Tchidi.

Thanx tho, babang nyariya, ina son ki

Dont kill that baby please....

Why cant you just write in correct english for easy assimilation?

The boy is a foool, he has just openly displayed his allegiance to Satan. Which god instructed him to do so? He mistook demons for God.

tchidi:


My side of the north is a desert during the dry season...

Kacha abinchi? Mesunanki?

tchidi:
Are you serious?? I'm a director now?

Yay!!!! *skelewu*

Why chose to stay in the desert?

cozy7:
So interesting when pple who deserves sth gets it. Na MAMA PEACE remain.........come Saturday!

You must be a fool, cant you read and understand that it was a scene in a movie directed by Tchidi . Enemies of progress will all die young.

Who is the man behind this? Look at how innocent she looks. Children, stop playing with your private parts mbok. It's your private property, even your father doesnt have the right to touch it at will.

Maybe your Dad was on a slapping spree. Moral Lesson.... Next time dont stand close to his left hand while talking to him.