₦airaland Forum

duni04:
See the stupîdity in your comment? Tinubu and Amaechi are corrupt and your clueless commander in chief that appointed the heads of the EFCC, ICPC, SSS and Police can't bring a single corruption case against them? While your dunce of a President frolicks and dines with people that his EFCC has dragged to court, like Fayose and Fani Kayode?

Have you finished showing the world how stupiid you are?

duni04:
Don't mind the illiterate. Ask him what ICC means and he'll run away immediately or logout

both of you are idiiots. Do you actually know the powers, duties and functions of ICC? You guys must be mad.

duni04:
Don't mind the illiterate. Ask him what ICC means and he'll run away immediately or logout

My friend, why sound so stupiid?

Intendy:
and I believe you know more than those PDP goons that have refused to drag him to ICC

keep quiet, why did you open your smelling mouth? I almost mistook you for Tinubu.

LogicPower:
Please compare the Prof's endorsement of the people's general with the Gani Adams' endorsement of GEJ!

And not just the endorsements, but also think deeply and patriotically about the stated arguments for the endorsement in each case, i.e. why the Prof is endorsing GMB and why Gani Adams is endorsing GEJ.

If you are concerned about the progress and development of the nation as a whole and want a good future for the next generation, the choice would become very clear to you; GMB is surely the preferred candidate for all those who want to see an end to the rot in our system.

From the nonsense you spew here i can easily tell your age. Gani Adams and Utomi who is more popular? Utomi is just seeking for cheap relevance. What will Buhari do that GEJ has not done or will not do? With thieves like Tinubu, Ameachi and their likes, where will the anti ''kworruption'' train start from?. You are just an enlightened foool and there is nothing you can do about that.

ziccoit:
I'm yet to see what can push a right thinking man to canvass for coming back of evidently backward, incompetent government of GEJ. That kind of support must go beyond monetary inducement and tribal sentiments.

Dont be decieved, Utomi has never been a right thinking man. He has a problem with his eye and may not see too well. He is simply a nobody just like Ameachi and Tinubu. They have one thing in common which is ''wide smelling mouth''. While tinubu has big frog eyes, Utomi has just one eye. Can they two flock together? Noooooooo

Please has Utomi finally found his lost eye? Reagan was educated and not a fanatic like Buhari. As for Osinbajo, he easily looks like a sparrow hunter or a well made-up Nollywood native doctor. They are both failures....

Ephemmm:
Two baby were born in the same day: one with no silver spoon, others with silver spoon.

After forty years, the one born with no silver spoon becomes a senator and two times governor of a state, while the one born with silver spoon becomes a spokesperson of another man.

So which one among the two made his family proud? Your brain as empty as Fani-kayode's statement, honezly...

Your useless mother is more sensless than the nonsense you just wrote. PDP all the way. If you quote me again i promise i will ensure i use you to get another ban.

Birds of the same feather can easily flock together.

I like this guy, he knows how best to handle APC.... I still dont believe that Tinubu has a chronic mouth ordour. 100 likes for Femi Fani..... My bone man with heavy mouth artillery.

God will surely punish sanusi. Is it GEJ that caused unemployment in the north? What of BUHARI, IBB, ABACHA, ABDULSALAMI ABUBAKA AND YARADUA? Add the tenure of all these mofos who have ruled this country before, you will know who is responsible for the backwardness of Northern Nigeria . The idiotic emir of illiterate Kano people has nothing reasonable to say. Fvck them all.

That could be a sign of serial acute madness. Sometimes it starts in a very charitable way and then progresses into full blown madness. Age could be a factor here.

fkaz:
What do you have to say about radio biafra?

Are they broadcasting in Igbo? Besides , we have BBC Hausa service, must it be a sectional radio dealing with only one tribe with the highest number of illiterates? What has Nigeria's election got to do with Niamey? Is Niamey a colony or an annex of the Nigerian State? What has a Presidential aspirant of Nigeria to do with Niamey? These guys must be mad...

This is pure nonsensical and it smacks off loyalty to the federated powers and supremacy of the Nigerian state laws..... These group of chalatans should be arrested with immediate effect as this act is purely treasonable... This is how boko haram started, and if we dont voice out now, those set of idiiots will use that radio to launch an islamic state ,thereby creating a pararell government as earlier speculated. APC is an islamic party simple.

9jatriot:
Only boot lickers are allowed in this government.

GEJ is too petty.

As petty as your flacid peni$ abi?

LovelyLilac:
That one concern you. Na you holy pass.

I dong open ur Nyansh abi? Holier than the holiest.

LovelyLilac:
How would I know? Have we met before?

Hmmm, obviously i wouldnt want to meet you... But am not Denis. However, you are not too good though, perhaps not even a virgin. Unlike Denis who admitted his flaws and is now seeking for help which i believe he willl soon find..

Rexnegro:
Seriously bro this thread is talking about me ...tho in my case I ve only slept with 16girls and the numbers of time I ve slept with all 16girls is over 100times, now that I crave , seek , wish and pray for a serious relationship with marriage potentials it is not forthcoming ehn....so when I saw this topic I definitely no how denis feels now. May God help us both.

His major problem is how to stop the act. However, a part two of the story shall emerge soon.

LovelyLilac:
Denis the fuckaholic more like. The master of fuckery.
He even took out time to write the names of those he slept with and how many times.
There is still time for him, make it 3 score women you have bedded and then retire.
The spirits of those girls you have exploited will surely haunt you if you do not beg them all for mercy and burn that stupid logbook of yours.
OP, you are that Denis. Repent.

Please hold it there. Do i look like Denis De Peni$?

goodmorning40:
[email][/email]Op talk true is it Dennis or u? That is the beginning of ur freedom- sincere confession. Say the truth and shame the devil

Mehn, am not a cursed dude you know. Ain't Denis.

justmag:
he is no more than 25

He deserves a national honours of all time.

justmag:
46 only? That's it!!! OP You haven't see anything yet. Some dudes are disappointed that they only slept with 80 girls. I know someone that's with a new girl every week.

80 babes? What is his age?

Emypresh:
Lols.....I fink dats too small a number....only "46" He shd continue. Tmrw wen satan go begin dance ontop him matter, he will start looking for somebody to blame......Blaming GEJ or GMB. He shd go Bleep miss lucifer....wt dat he cud fetch himself a gold medal. Ewu gambia

We cant continue blaming this guy alone, we have to extend the blame to the ladies who throw their legs open for him. Is he the most handsome or the richest? From the info i have gathered, most of these girls he slept with are those who visited his house for the first time and willingly oblige to the act. The question is, why should our ladies be so callous minded?

jsunex:
My advise, let him continue fuckin... for his daughters shall b bleeped 46 x 46 time...

Lol, you must be a clown.... Not even 2, 3, 5.. But 46 babes, and these are people's girlfriends.

A 27 years old male who has slept with over 46 different ladies now wants to settle down with a wife. Denis (not his real name) began his sex life at a very tender age due to the enviroment he was brought up. Denis a graduate from one of the nation's foremost university who read sociology could be describe as a hardworking guy. He makes his money legally like every other nigerian. Now Denis wants to get married after sleeping with 46 babes. He has their names and the number of times he has slept with them boldly written on a 60 paged exercise book. According to him, he feels very guilty about his lifestyle and want to put a stop at it. For each time he tries to quit the habit he finds himself doing it the more. Now he wants to marry although he has not found a lady yet, but he really want to quit. His nickname is Denis De Peni$. This dude seriously needs help on how to quit. For me i think sleeping with 46 girls is far too much.

opiaoku:
are you a mad man?

Are you still asking?

Is it true that Tinubu has a chronic mouth odour? If yes, critically suggest the fate of the audience he is addressing...

PassingShot:
I don't falsify quotes to get likes. I am above that.

Check here just to clear your doubt: http://www.iol.co.za/news/africa/nobel-laureate-attacks-nigeria-s-obasango-1.110445#.VPar8k0cSP0

And http://allafrica.com/stories/200403100573.html

Who is Soyinka by the way? That he has chosen to keep his hair white doesnt make him any different from others.

cacali:
Wedding planner pls when last did u plan a wedding? Cos these your figures are way below average. I think to help this person u shld also specify what the figures can actually get.

I have stated the figures and have narrowed it down to it per unit cost and importance as corresponding to the event. However, this thread was created in 2013.

drlizzy:
@bigcake what is your current breakdown for a 250/300 person wedding in Asaba

well, the difference from the initial figures will come from catering services and inclusion of the now in vogue photo book... If not, that very figure can set your wedding for you. This is only realistic where i am directly involved in the planning as i will cut cost to your own benefit. However, my payment for this job is usually negotiated and basically not part of the said sum . Secondly, i dont know what you will prefer for catering services, either a buffet or mary-go-round services... Note that am a trained caterer who can plan and execute your wedding succesfully if you can open up on what you want.... Please for further inquiries i advice you contact me through my mobile number....