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mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

Steady259:
I ones offered a supposed friendly neighbour a coke drink being the first time at my place, only for him to verbally reject saying that he was too big a guest for me to be offering him mere coke. I stood in disbelief because I earlier asked him what he would like for him to entertain him with and he said I should bring anything available. I guess because of the standard of my sitting room and looking at how furnished it was, he was obviously expecting Hennessey or something even bigger..... He has not visited ever since

Slawormir:
"If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr"

Wiinnd:
"There were times she will slept over and I kiss her and smooch her breasts and do all sort of things with her but I had this fear of God and I didn't sleep with her even though she presented me the opportunity and I was this close to doing it"

Warmaterial:
Mehn one thing that I always say to myself after so many difficulties and betrayers in life, dat I was born alone, going to die alone, not with anybody. I mind my business, I work hard in order not to beg anybody. I tried and build friendship with myself , before work every morning I take my weed alone inside my house and after work in the night I take my weed alone again inside my house before enjoying my self with goodies. So many want to be my friend both male and female but I don't need a friend, some are forcing their self to be close to me but I don't need a friend. If I need a girl I will make call and pay them some if them want to be close after two times of coming around and I will cut them off and make new contacts... That's my life

jbravado:
Lol...that's what trust can do atimes. But I trusted the wrong person this time around. Thanks though, I don learn

jbravado:
Sincerely, I've seen wonderful inputs so far and I must learn from them. I'm the kind of person that can go all out to help persons(especially sincere strangers cos I've been helped too) even beyond my convenience and that has cost me much. I've decided not to help people again no matter what unless God touches my heart to help. I had a recent (this past Saturday) experience which I'd love to share.

I had some of my dad's money in my account and he requested that I go withdraw a part of it so we could use from it during this period. I agreed to go. But before I went, I helped my mum take some things to the farm and on my way back (heading to the bank), the devourer came.
A black car stopped in front of me and the man inside called my attention. The way I looked at him(my mind went to the usual scammers) he acted (I know now that he pretended) scared. He told me that I shouldn't be afraid that he was a doctor (showing me an ash stethoscope and an I.D card) but that he needed help.
So, I laid down my 'scam shield' thinking that he needed directions or something. But then he told me that he needed to buy fuel as his car was about to go off but he forgot his atm at the office. He said he needed some money but he'd do a transfer in return. I usually don't agree to help people with cash and then they'd do a transfer because I don't know if the money they're about sending is 'clean' but I resolved to help him as he said he was a doctor (my own way of appreciating their efforts even in this period). I wasn't with cash as I was yet to withdraw and we were close to some banks along that road so I told him no problem but I'd have to withdraw. He thanked me and I entered his vehicle. I asked him how much he needed and he replied 10K (I can't remember but I think he said he needed to get other things too). I had no idea of any close-by fuel station and so I asked him where he wanted to buy fuel from and he said he'd turn and go somewhere(he called the name of a place I can't remember). We headed for Access bank. On our way, he began to thank me and even promised to show appreciation(he said he'd send extra 3K). While in the vehicle, I was still analyzing the matter in my head (I guess my 'scam detector' came alive) but against all odds, I decided (I saw small risk though) to help him.
We got to the bank and I felt like calling my dad secretly to explain the situation to him before going on with the decision but I had no airtime. As I was about stepping out he told me to just make it 20K(that he'd send extra 5K and that it was my luck). Sincerely, I wondered how he'd just show appreciation with 5K just like that for my help and I left. I was glad though but it wasn't my source of motivation to help him.

I withdrew, entered into the self-acclaimed doctor's car, gave him the money (my first mistake due to trust) and waited for the transfer. He began to drive and while going he asked for my account details which I gave him. He attempted the transfer and he called my attention that the number wasn't correct. We discovered he mixed up the numbers or something like that and he tried again and it was correct. He showed me my details on his Polaris Bank's mobile app for confirmation which I confirmed. (The 25K was part of it too). He removed the phone from before me and that was it(I didn't see if the transfer was successful or not). He told me he had sent it, requested my phone number and was busy thanking me. Saying plenty plenty things.
I looked at my phone, no alert yet and I told him but he said he had sent it that it would come. I immediately checked my mobile app and it wasn't there too and I also told him again and he began to complain that why would I think that he'd cheat me as he was a doctor and all the other talks. He said that while I'm delaying him that the car may go off or something. So, I stepped down from his car (another mistake) believing him. And you know the rest.

He claimed to be Dr. Iyke; a doctor of UPTH when I asked(which I now know is false)

I just went straight to meet my mum and from there went home. Honestly, I looked like and was tagged a fool for helping this man but no wahala, I've learnt. I pray he repents too. I've resolved not to help anybody again Lai Lai especially when it comes to money.
My parents were disappointed. They were like, " you just entered a stranger's vehicle, what if you were kidnapped?"

It's still not real to me as I still check my phone from time to time hoping for a miracle from Dr Iyke.

uchetom:
Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

Tominix:
A bee stung my ex on her forehead and she landed in hospital, now she is looking at me with wan kian eyes when she is meant to thank me because i was close enough to kill it with hammer on her head. . . . .

addexx:
Omo see crowd

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Juanmike:
Mannabbgrill of a guy is making it big now a Ore,selling dead meat to night travellers.

Skepticus:
I don't have a problem with the attention-seeking antics of hushpuppi and his fellow idiots like E-Money etc.

Those I have problem with, are the idiots that like to publicize and hype these fools. Na Ogun go kill all of una!!!

tasceige:
I'm just tired I swear!!!

Only guys with little friends staying alone will understand. Especially when there ain't much to eat. 1 just have to start calculating before someone eat.

Just look at that one posting YouTube food on my head!!!

DonFreshmoney:
My guy what's this Are you suffering? That is not meat, go cook better meat abeg..

Saintsquare:
lol you just give am TKO ...

saydfact:
Give the exact size of the half plot or the area of the space in question.

Eg 234m² OR 12mby34m

Goodluck

typicalgamer:
KING JULIAN IS THAT YOU

southniyikaye:
"I almost vomited my intestine, both the small and large intestine"

tydi:
Very soon she would also start doing what she has caught her mummy and daddy also doing in the other room. Instead the parents should correct her and make her know the limits a child should know at her age by imbibing book reading as her hobby they are there celebrating rubbish and you're here in support of their rubbish.

TheGiftedOne:
That is for breakfast, they'll bring lunch and dinner when it's time.

kayo80:
If he didn't kill that snake, it would have populated that whole community with its offsprings. 64 babies? Damn!