₦airaland Forum

Papichulostunne:
This guy just come confirm weda na dsame Jboy wey flog him head with bottle that year.. Lol.

May God grant him final rest from cult wahala

Simbrixton:
u see am disappear africans and superstitious

bigcee:
Half plot of land measuring (30 X 120) for sale at Peace Estate Ipaye Phase 2, Iba lagos. Just less than 15mins drive from Lagos State University(LASU).... Original Receipt, Deed of Assignment, Survey plan etc available. Price #2.5m(Slightly negotiable)....

Millenniumlady:
I seriously need to enroll for a catering school cause my cooking is nothing to write about.....i think boarding school contributed alot in this

Aphizium:
I poured VIM into my mum's newly prepared soup thinking it was salt...
We only noticed wen we started eating

Opeolami:
This was an experience with my late dad in the late 80's. My mother travelled to Ibadan from our base in Kano. My sisters wanted to make dinner that evening but my dad want to impress us with bitter leaf soup.

The food was ready but no one was able to eat because my dad did not wash the bitter leaf, he just washed and cook like a normal vegetable.

He was embarrassed and went out to buy us food.

Genea:
A week after my wedding, I decided to cook my first soup. I chose Egusi, I thought well it shouldn't be that bad.

First mistake was to wash the Egusi before grinding. Second I grounded it wet.
I became confused after that. I poured the Egusi inside a well bleached red oil.

To end the story, I had black Egusi in my pot.

Hubby just came in and said let's go and eat out.

kachistone:
My neighbour used cockroach to cook beans for the family. He was not aware as the cockroach died inside the bottle of palm oil that he used for the beans.

And he cooked the food in the dark o. It was while they were eating the food that one of his brothers asked where the crayfish he is eating came from. Mind you, they didn't use crayfish o. (the brother had already eaten part of the cockroach in the food).

The rest is history.

Blaze212:
no be small thing ooo naso I want cook beans for house, after the beans don soft na e I discover say palm oil no dey house...even groundnut oil don finish, so I go mumsy room carry her mountain of fire anointing oil pour inside beans, my people the beans sweet die, when mumsy come back she balanced and eat white beans, later that day evening na e she discovered say her OIL dey miss she ask me, I tell her the truth, for good two weeks mumsy no follow me talk for house

OlawaleBammie:
Like around 20yrs back, me and my igede friends together with my immediate junior sister went to osun river in our town to fetch all those tiny river snails(not the flat one oo, the round one... we normally called it kòrògbíngbín)

We brought the little we could fetch home and we tried to make fire on the normal fire spot called ADIRO in yoruba.

We succeeded in making the fire but finding the pot to use in frying it became a mirage as all pots were filled with one content or the other.

We had successfully stole the palm oyel and salt(dos are d only ingredients needed ) but we couldn't locate a single pot to carry out our assignment.

then we resorted into using a plastic, we poured an oyel and put the plastic on the fire....gbam!!! in a second we couldn't find the plastic, we didn't even know if it was stolen from the fire or it got burnt but we saw it wen it caught fire


After some minutes of rumination, Orshom(my igede nigga) went to his mama room to turn away the content in one of his mama's pot., we washed it as we could and put on fire.

we have bn hearing that palm oyel needed to b made hot before tins should b added, den we tried to do our own.

as we saw that smoke is already coming from the pot(now we had added oyel) den we put all the korogbingbins inside... vooooom ..everything catch fire inside the pot

Oku babanla eni to maa lo so potu kale

After everything got burnt patapata, the fire quenched..CHAIIII OUR POT DON TURN TO BITUMEN..

We tried to was it but na lie, e no gree wash.

If u do dis, u know the next tin African parent would do to u naw

My nyash no go forget that day even if i do.

bigcee:
Half plot of land measuring (30 X 120) for sale at Peace Estate Ipaye Phase 2, Iba lagos. Just less than 15mins drive from Lagos State University(LASU).... Original Receipt, Deed of Assignment, Survey plan etc available. Price #2.5m(Slightly negotiable)...

BewareOf419:
That's Lovely We Katsinians Are The True And Loving Citizens Of Nigeria, We're Leading Others To Follow.. I'm Proud Of My

ignis:
The snake is not even poisonous.

bigcee:
Half plot of land measuring (30 X 120) for sale at Peace Estate Ipaye Phase 2, Iba lagos. Just less than 15mins drive from Lagos State University(LASU).... Original Receipt, Deed of Assignment, Survey plan etc available. Price #2.5m(Slightly negotiable)...

Amatarasha:
u got tired of whom u know! Like we are tired of Tinubu, buhari ,olamides songs, phyno n zlatan .......now who knows a wretched idiot rubbing his stomach out of hunger since morning , talkless of getting tired of his hungry self ...... Amatarasha will pepper u till u die

bigcee:
Half plot of land measuring (30 X 120) for sale at Peace Estate Ipaye Phase 2, Iba lagos. Just less than 15mins drive from Lagos State University(LASU).... Original Receipt, Deed of Assignment, Survey plan etc available. Price #2.5m(Slightly negotiable)....

pyyxxaro:
Canadian Herdsman on the loose

bigcee:
Half plot of land measuring (30 X 120) for sale at Peace Estate Ipaye Phase 2, Iba lagos. Just less than 15mins drive from Lagos State University(LASU).... Original Receipt, Deed of Assignment, Survey plan etc available. Price #2.5m(Slightly negotiable)....

LuQuLuQu:
Being a big time snob... and giving someone the green light and dumping them after using them. No time for love abeg..

itsme01:



Ibos and Victim mentality.. unless I hear the story from the locals I wont take an Ibo man's word for anything

If you doubt my comment, check their replies to my personal opinion.. its all insult and insult, but should you insult them back they cry and call all sort of names to emotionally black mail you

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Graysons:
To be fair he's too black.

Millenniumlady:
So says a mechanic