₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
Is it easy to build somebody?
When she met him....he had bushy hair and chronic mouth stench,then she built and upgraded him to wearing low cuts and nice boxers.


Yes she built him!

adewaleadeyemi8:
Back in 2007 i wrote a love letter to this girl asking her out, her Mom and sisters all read my letter. The relationship never started neither did it end. A week later my love letter was returned to me rough and torn showing clear sign that it had passed through many hands and eyes

AfroKnight:
You cannot read. Olodo.

TechNana:
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tafat:
abi o, when it comes to battery I've not seen any brand that delivers like the Pova, Pouvoir and L series.

SmellySperm:
Hmm marriage wahala here and there. Una com dey mk us fear.

Baba God abeg mk we no fall into the hands of wrong and devilish women wen we finally wan setle down,Amen
But single life sweet abeg

ehasab675:
see below

Bighead9:
Northerners pamper their wife's. That's why IGBO LADIES will do anything to hook-up to a NORTHERN GUY.

EmperorTolson:
You're pretty
Can I have your digit

ahnie:
Lunch...Boiled potatoes and fried eggs.

Jamesz12:
I see myself swimming and sometimes having sex in the dream and I can't help it

LoverOfLove:
If all you have and can afford is garri and groundnut, we all here will celebrate you. It's totally pointless and unnecessary to lie. Who are you trying to impress? I've seen this picture multiple times on the internet.

Sirheny007:
You boarded a flight from Abuja to Lagos and you want to bring down Nairaland.

What should people like us - who have accumulated up to 700hrs on air to and fro Europe - do then?

overdrive:
Didn't you people stop to eat at ore

BakingPowder247:
See as the boy teeth be like lizard own. Very ugly a thing

Disclaimer12:
Bros na because she dey UK! Normal normal Zimbabwe dey happy to date naija guys! Who dey reason their side for street normally ? They have worst reputation than Nigerians! 80% of the prostitute in south Africa are from Zim, 75% of thieves and hijackers are from Zim! If u have time, try visit joburg, go to Hillbrow, Berea or Yeoville, go to joburg CBD and ask around then you'll have a rethink! Naso one wan dey form accent for me for Munich Germany, I carpet her and she humble! If no be say men dey like try new things, wetin dey Zim girl body? Abeg we get more pressing matter than to be worried about a country that don't even have their own currencies! Make she go boil beans jor

skj1377:
30million cash the rest is valuation of gift. Locally made jeep with no secondhand value a 2 bedroom flat in unknown location. Probably very small rooms and some sugar drinks and expenses paid trips. He has to pay vat on the 30million and vat is 7.5% now

OldNairalander:
If White money win I will give #5k give away to 10 nairalanders.
Sponsored by a friend though

Bigman101:
I heard that in any relationship or friendship ,one person go love pass the other...am that person who love the most..eg I meet someone today be it male,female,etc ,I'll take the person like say na family member already and that's emotional, but all of a sudden them go do me something and I'll be like "what" (this person go fit do me this?)
So I am tired,like literally tired..I no wan care ,love,pity anymore!! For the sake of my mental health ..I need advise abeggg

Bigman101:
I want to be less emotional ( no pity,no love,just hatred)

Peacesupreme21:
Today is DA DAY.
If I ever play bet again make I bend

Davash222:


Nairalanders are honest people, maybe.