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alfredo4u:
Hello House,

My friend's girlfriend always Switched off her phone whenever she comes visiting him...

Recently my friend discovered that the girlfriend do switched off her phone in schools these days.

I only told my friend that the babe is avoiding getting calls from her other fuucccking mates..

And the guy is planning seeing her parents soon, which he has told the lady already...

Pls kindly advise....

owobokiri:
This one looks like that Port Harcourt crossdresser jayboogie or so..

chatinent:
While one country like that is still teaching her JSS2 students “I go up, up I go, am I to go up?.”

chatinent:
The vitamins you need is to grow up! You need to grow up and understand that dating is a ladder to marriage and not an avenue to play with new toys only to discard them when you are bored.

By the way, everyone has the block feature on their phone. You broke up with her for no reason; block her for no reason likewise.

You have to grow up, okay?

Have a nice century.

MrrGary:
I’ve seen a boss who was hospitalised, and needed a kidney, and then one of his workers voluntarily donated one of her to him...

This same boss fired the worker when it took her too long to recover while she was still in the hospital

Richy4:

This Mod that always brought Liverpool Game on front page that always refused to update on time, I don't know what they are Up to

AuroraB:
Mehnnnn, I HATE dogs with passion
I hate owners who allow their dogs wander around, terrifying people

fuckingAyaya:
Award for which music?

ThankUJesus:
Me, I don't see anything bad in all this, this man is a politician , before you are call a politician you must belong to a political party.. belong to APC make a politician, let Nigerians face their from and stop all this unneccesary things.

Princeadebayo11:
Even as Corper serving currently if you see the way I want to manage N10,000 in a month, I dey pity myself. My soup must last for a week now

DoggoneDogg:
I suffer from this. I'm almost insatiable so girls leave cuz they think they are not good enough to make me cum not knowing I'm the one with the problem.

I'm every ashawo's nightmare cuz my short time na punishment. Most times, na 1 nut I dey bust. Nut of over 1 hour combined.

inoki247:
lol abi Yahoo boy's babalawo don dey dial him number no..

Efe42:
Hello guy's I can't really type's much now I've been dating this girl for 5 to six now and she's in NYSC youth service camping now, since last weeks she find everything I said so boring or annoying without me using any from of abusing word's if I'd comment on her WhatsApp status quarrel have started and it hurt me much because I love her.

I don't know if she's only projecting the feelings at the first place or manipulating I'm really confuse right now I feel like to end the relationship now.

Pls help I need advice.

Mmadu2:
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Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Oga shut the hell up!!! What do you know about a family...? So because he's out of a job his wife and the innocent children should starve abi...? Nonsense. Instead you telling him to get his lazy ass up to scrap around and hustle like a man, you're encouraging him to fold his hands here on Nairaland by looking for sympathy from people of his calibre . Nonsense. Later you'll say you're a man . Tueh !!!

pepperdemzombie:
1. Which film you dey act and which film Tonto dey act wen 2 of una turn to colleague?
2. Why didn't you come out wen Tonto was addressing him as Billionaire husband but when bubble burst?
3. When armed robber lost, na only ashawo fit find am cos na 2 of dem dey work for night.
4. You called out Kponkpo but didn't call out ALL the married women in his contact because dey are your party member, Olosho People's Party (OPP)
5. The guy is alleged to have chop about 50% actressess aka Oloshos mostly Asaba branch and you are obliously one of them, pained!
6. Who flaunts and go to parade a month's fvck boy at her child's school to spite the child's father? Only a concentrated fool and that's what Tonto is.
7. Tonto paid for fvck and appearance at the child's school and Kpokpo delivered, so NO refund here!
8. You mean our KING left 40secs free preeq to start paying for preeq? Ultimum shame! Rose dey chop am like that!
9. Tonto did gragra to flaunt grigri, just to spite her husband, it only backfired! Period!

femijay8271:

So we don finally get LEAF-PIE

5ThChild:
Young boys are not anyhow team inq switzerland
Below is their previous fixtures b4 man U

Numerouno94:
The guy they deceive himself. United no fit win epl, not wit that pe coach nd lazy Fred. Na Ronaldo they deceive some United fans. Oga wey don old. At best na top4. Even slippers Ronaldo no go win for United as long as pe coach they involved.

Na Fernandez i weak for, that guy deserves a cup. His bn outstanding.

Airforce1:
Thanks

Iyaebe:
Try and tie the knot so you can become truly responsible, there's no dignity birthing kids outside marriage. May God guide and protect the innocent girl.

omonla10:
I was around 7 to 8 yrs old and Was sent to buy kerosine but the price had increased from maybe 2 naira to 2.20 naira.. Was with my younger brother and we just agreed to kuku buy groundnut and eat.. Since the money couldn't buy d kerosine.. That was the day mom used blade design my boddy with pepper to rub body..

samuel051:
Around 08,my cousin call him papa malu..he father chokeslam am for chair,use those chairs pillow follow am up,press big big konk for him head,convert my guy head to tegwolo own..e no funny/over funny dat day ...
D boy was around 3years old,very stubborn.

SmartPolician:
Please someone should ask the person who sold that pair of brown shoes to the man if he has them in black colour.

thepoweruser:
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Crowwejihadist:
You wanted to kill the man before his time, that's why he decided to run for his life.

Take heart and train your children, they will make you proud.

Expresswriter:
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