₦airaland Forum

Imbercilefailur:
My most embarrassing moment was today I went to domino's pizza, bought what I wanted and left only to discover I had no money on me again. my money fell off my pocket. I ask those mobile pay kiosk if I could withdraw without atm or transfer to them and they told me I needed my atm card to make withdrawal. My atm was not with me. O boy na so I trek from akowonjo to ayobo oo with pizza for hand.

cletz991:
Wen my car started over heating on a Saturday night. .Radiator leakage...na so I begin de carry bag of pure water de open bonet for traffic. ..super embarrassing

BUSHHUNTER:
I approached a small fine girl thinking she will ignore me but to my greatest surprise, in the middle of conversation she started laughing and touching my biceps and she said "Let me have your phone, that's my number please call" this is someone I always thought she's hard and special little girl.



I felt embarrassed.

HakimZiyech:
wahala for who dey take online trolling serious..

First 10 nigga to quote me will get 5h funds in their accts.....let's use owo mooojy to flex!!

Free mineral if u come my house..

Omihanifa:
One guy told me Soko loan went and sent a message to his ex- girlfriend only for that one to even load them with additional information about him

He said the babe gave them his house and office address only for Soko loan to call him the next day and they were telling him that if he doesn't pay up his debt they will come to his house and office

Truman01:
Don't miss out, join swirge now

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flokii:
Abi you don catch something from 'Erica animashaun' punana

YorubaPrince:
Okoro pple love to celebrate mediocrity like kilode. Damn!

Bialegend:
Which idiot is building this?

Highbeepeeh:
Aunty have completed it...

BOOOMNAIJA:
LOOKS TOO IGBOTIC FOR MY LIKING...TUEH!

Benprass:
All this wicked tailor,
I gave one my clothes to work on, I went to pick them up, my people when I put on the trouser one leg of the trouser was as short as Buhari brain, why the other one is like Nigeria economic very any how.

WiszyFraud:
I only know this one below

Shellsploit:
Yes very cheap .. Thats why people are opting for crocodile meat instead of chicken

Joeblaze26:
Make una drop mid_week games ooo...Christmas is in 3 days time....Chicken sef neva dey...God no go shame us

blaquemyc:
don't say what you don't know

olurili:
if it is mtn load it into betpawa and withdraw it from there directly

SaintLucia:
Very soon Iyamiri will say na we develop the place. See how bitter their comments is cos the place is not located in their erosion washed away region.

tyinfinity:
why are these biafran miscreants having hatred towards Nigeria.and they can not achieve anything in life without coming to Lagos.

Lhimeet:
No vex Boss, I dey owe you.

Lhimeet:
I was only lucky... Nothing special

Icedplane:
Whenever we are having a discussion she always have a way of bringing him in the picture.
I personally ask her to block the guy on her phone that got missing. Now I got her another phone. She keeps watching the guy's status, and even replied his chat.
This was the same person we blocked.
What height of insult is that?

Juliusmomoh:
Make sure you keep destroying your own property.,...
Don't touch dat woman o

craigkoel1989:
Anytime my wife makes me angry I destroy things, the first day she made me angry I destroyed the television remote, another day was the dining table and yesterday I smashed her Android Samsung phone even though I later became remorse and bought her a new one.

I am afraid I might beat her one day.

What is wrong with me and what can i do to stop it?

tolexy007:
thier was a place I used to eat in CMS in Lagos island. each time I get there and want to buy food. the woman always put extra meat, everytime.

if I say Give me Amala 200, and 1 meat , e go add extra meat join am, but will never add to the amala, even if I but Amala or any other food 100 naira and 3meat she will still add extra meat. the thing wey con scare me b say, na only me she dey give like that. that was how i decided that am not going to eat there again..

ElValiente:
The hotel I do lodge when ever I'm in island. We are so close that anytime I called I'm coming they will start partying on my head Biko. When I come land ehn no sleep all night. Both manager and the staffs. Moya ferege. They called me last week cos one of them was celebrating her birthday moya pa phone. Etiri maga abi.

Omihanifa:
So nah this small Cat fish way fit into a plastic bowl wan capsize a whole canoe

richmanrichard:
chai! U just reminded me the front of airforce school. E get one igbo lady wey i dey always branch for her restaurant. She can cook egusi soup for africa

bitchhoney:
Man u Home team under3.5 done cut like rope I will never bet again. Bye guys, it's been a bumpy ride.