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Aww very cute..

The woman go hear ham Tonite

She don alrdy hear ham obviously


My kids should prepare to study at west point.. no other options

Kaycee7:
I am

Goan buy pop corn down

Sometimes In a relationship, I don't want sex...I just want to press bress and probably suck..

That one too follow?

Because the home country gov failed the citizens providing all neccassry amenities required to have a better life

Who is ready for Jack Reacher


Feb 4

Good job sir

Very cute wife and beautiful family

Kini big deal

It's seems the gov can't handle all this threat alone ..

Why can't we hire the US military forces for just 5years to clear out this people

Give the United States Defense Depertment whatever they want!

BigYash:
I do understand my gee. But if its to please babe. My brother, make the babe lost abeg..

No no that's not possible...

I'm not a SIMple nigga

BigYash:
So if its cheap you can't eat it in front of her,because she get Toto and breast abi? Always try to be yourself at all times,and if she doesn't respect you for who you're are,she should go to hell.. I don see some guys wen dey shame to eat swallow,for where babe dey too.. Some guys can fvck up ..

Bro it's called Class...
There's some places I really don't care what I do and I'm less concerned about people opinion...

Then there's some places I need to class myself to fit along...
I'm not sure if you get what I'm trying to say bur it's all about class..

Sometimes those class get you some good Deal and Opportunities...

Michelle70:
by common man, I mean u are not a politicians.

Ofcourse bro

Still, I think N3,000 is too low for ordinary cititzen

Michelle70:
after selling it, u will still pay the debt and we will share the money after the corrupt politicians has looted from the sale.

I doubt a common man like u will get up to N3,000 after the sale

I dont owe anybody...
After studies I searched for jobs for years without any luck before relocating out...and you still think I somehow owe them?

I haff comot my hands bro!

And I'm never a common man
So even if I'm getting my share, it's gonna be $3,000

rottennaija:
The headline is misleading of what the actually said. Senate President is Lawan is not FG and even at that, he spoke of infrastructure deficit in terms of expenditure. VP said nothing about the economy being in serious trouble.

Indirectly, the info is coming from the gov

Nigeria Will Borrow From Europe Since China No Longer Assists – Amaechi

I'm sure you know if EU decline the proposed loan... Then the economy may be affected badly

babakb:
I don't mean to discourage you but there is nothing Abroad for we HND graduates

Our only option is to do it the hard way, to go for a BSC, though super it's super expensive but that's the only way.

I guess you haven't heard about pre-masters for HND holder..

You will apply for pre-masters 6months + masters 1year

You will be getting two admission same time and one CAS
Which means when you through with pre-masters program you rest like 3 weeks den resume fully to masters....

D only issue is that it's expensive..
Premasters fee is around £7k + £10k masters

UK will gladly accept u

MrCork:
....especially if she lightskin.
One babe all most catch me eatin Crackers biscuits this afternoon.....i had to that $hit outter the window!!

It depends if the cookies Is cheap, like very cheap...

But if I'm eating a cookie or crackers worth $10-15 I will even invite her to join me

horpe25:
Hello nairalanders,
This is a true story i met this amazing lady last month we exchanged numbers and we started talking and later find out she is married but with that we started dating along the line we fix an appointment to yesterday and she agreed to pay for the hotel and it went smooth but what really shock me is that she told me my stuff is too small i still havent overcome the shock i am since yesterday what should i do should i let her be or we should continue

What's your size when erect.. den we can figure it out for u.. if u on d small size

Just focus and don't worry yourself...
U will find someone one day that will scream on that claimed small dick

Good job guys

Let's just hope the Intel is solid and the terrorists are all indoor for real

wow FG Admits!!

The country haff finish patapatta bii that

God send down a helper

Togobroz:
Happy new month to everyone and I wish to thank God for his grace so far.

I have been a hustler for long trying to make ends meet and at a point I was able to save about 1.5million naira to travel to China but unfortunately I was duped and my hard earned money went to voicemail. I kept struggling and saving money to go to Europe but I was denied visa twice to two different countries and then I gave up.

I decided not to travel again but the stress and insecurity in Nigeria has been worrisome especially in my region so I decided to travel to any french speaking African country and just experience a whole new different life outside Nigeria. My initial plan was to go to Burkina Faso or Equitorial Guinea and I did some research that would guide me as I didn't know anyone in both countries and I was just determined to go on this adventure myself.

I saved up some money which got to almost 3 million naira and then I crossed my heart and made my trip. From Nigeria I crossed into Benin Republic and then to Togo where I was supposed to cross to Burkina Faso. On getting to Togo it was quite late so I had to pass the night in a cheap hotel of 2000cfa franc. In the hotel I met some Nigerians going to Ghana with some friends based in Togo. I was hearing their conversations as they drank at the bar while I sat alone with a bottle of their local beer Castle.

Being that in Togo I discovered they hardly speak English, I decided to introduce myself to those Nigerians so that I can make some enquiry from them and that was how we all got talking and gisting till late night. The guys based in Togo told me alot about Togo and how life is cheap if one has some capital to get accommodation and start a small business. I was made to understand there is steady light, water and security in the small country. The next day I was suppose to leave for Burkina Faso I decided to pay for the hotel room for a week and explore Togo a bit. The guys I met that were based in Togo already were really helpful and they took out time to show me around, know the prices of stuffs and where to buy cheap stuffs as well. I began to fall in love with the country except for the fact that most people don't understand English, though some try to understand and speak a little so you have to scatter the English for them to understand.

I decided to find a house and few days was enough for that. I got a room and parlor self contained house for 30,000cfa a month and paid a year which is 360,000cfa. They hold 6 months as deposit and after six months I start paying 30,000cfa monthly or anyhow I wish to stretch it based on my pocket. I just furnished it a little and I am just chilling with steady light on a brief. The house has a prepaid meter so I recharge and use according to my power.

After making some deep enquiry about what business to start at least for now, I bought a tricycle they call Apsonic here in Togo. It cost 1.4million cfa brand new plus the plate number registration and all. Then I found a driver who took it on hire purchase to balance 2.5million cfa at 25,000cfa per week.

My good people, I know I have not reached where I am going but I bless God for where I am coming from. Right now I just relax myself planning my next move while every Saturday I wait to receive my weekly salary. With life here if you are someone that knows how to manage, even 1000cfa can feed you a whole day so I am really doing my best to see how much I can save by the end of this year over here and know my next move.

Please you all pray for me as I also pray for you all. The journey of a thousand miles always start with a footstep.

What's your plan on getting a residence permit

Don't forget your passport will only grant you 6months stay within the western African countries...

Try and get the Residence so one day you can qualify for passport

Goodluck

EXLOVER:
Lol...Baba you wicked o, you nor see better Africa country to give me na Congo.

Okay sorry
What about Mali

EXLOVER:
Where i wan go? I'm jobless

Good one... Maybe they can even offer you a job

But this one that you are a Congolese living in Nigeria...Im not sure if you have workpermit to work

Oyinlomobambam:
I have never, for once see funny gateman in real life

It's very rare

Oyinlomobambam:
Why do we always have funny gateman and housemaid?

It's pretty funny

I can't imagine employing unbalanced man to be my gate security...

Every Yoruba movie mist have a clown as gateman...

Even tho Nollywood act movies on money rituals... Atleast they let viewers understand the aftermath has lots of consequences

EXLOVER:
No 51 250 iyara Warri, Delta state

Shey dey will meet you at home?
Pls don't run oh.. They just want to quickly discuss somethings with you...

Misternas89:
Baba show love reach my side oo. Happy new month BTW

I love you broda

I love everyone here

Happy new months ma niggaz

RichyBendollar:
Please i just started making plans of traveling out of the country , UK or Canada , i don’t know where to even start from

What's your plan
Visa type?
And are you relocating or vacating

Franzee:
My Dad wants me to travel abroad which is a nice idea �. I wish to go outside to do undergraduate program. Am looking at Canada... which means I would need IELTS or TOFEL

Am good in computer as an a programmer so am wondering what is the best option and best country to go.

And hope Admission won't be a problem because I have only WASSCE....



Please your comment really matters, I don't want to shoot shot twice

With your write up, you clear to start a process all you need is to pass English test

Your Wassce will get you a bachelor program
And you will need lots of money to achieve this success...

Make sure you brush ur skills well in programming..

You may work freelancing while study and make baddest income

AchenyoAlfa:
At what age did it become harder to learn? In your twenties, thirties, forties, or even in your teen years?
I read that from the age of puberty (about 12), it becomes difficult to understand new things. Other studies have shown that between 24 and 26, your brain's neuropathy is set in its ways and so discovering or learning new things becomes difficult.

I always believed this and it crippled me from furthering my studies after I finished law school at 26. I started a few other courses and would drop along the way because I did not feel my brain could take much for an extended time, hence the preference for 3-day training programmes or a one-month course.

However, in 2019, I found that I really wanted an MBA and so scouted for a few universities. I did not have a lot of money so it had to fit my budget and yet provide quality education. I was also in fear of the handout era where it is the same document handed down over the years and so there is nothing new but you had to buy the materials which probably had no relevance in today's era.

I found Nexford University and it checked my boxes: it was 100% online, provided quality education, was affordable and even American (ok, that part was a bonus but a very welcome check!)

I launched right in and started. It was not easy; I kept saying, "I am too old for this", "This thing no go enter" etc. As long as I believed it, I was slow. Long story short, I finally believed I can be 40 and it would not be hard to learn. It is a function of three things really: Self- reflection, Discipline, and Self-accountability if there is a word like that.
We have people who went to school at age 60 or 90 to learn to read or write and achieved it. People who launched businesses in their fifties and seventies are thriving some decades after they passed.

What are does it become harder to learn?

At the age you decide it is.

I would love to hear what age you decided to take another course, learn a skill, or even travel. I bet it would be inspiring!

Photo by August de Richelieu from Pexels

I think 30+

It's hard because you have alot to think about... Future, money, family....

Carry your own bag and move na

emmancipated:
My relative sends me internet on Western Union.

Very deep