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It's going to be beautiful if northern Nigeria can stay alone and become a country on its own

Country ruled by Hausa, Fulanis

Country with proper haram laws and regulations

Country where headmens can walk cows around freely without cititzenz complaints

Finally

Country that will give it's formal Southern state new Nation and peace of mind

Non

I passed all my exams so I have no reason to hate them

One secret and fact I'm going to share about guys is that

Men actually have a final decision or thought about settling down with any lady within the first 5hours you guys met..

Just 5hours and they know the results and hav already made the decision...

The next is to play a follow-up game ...
It's a pity the game can last for 4years until they pussy-oout with a tangible excuses...

Ladies?! You cannot detect or know his intentions towards you at the end...so you can only play along too and wish for the best or rather... You dicck-out as soon as it's clock a year relationship without any hope...

Goodluck

Why did you move away from NY

Abi no bii same NY wey my people they cash out steady legally...

Texas is cool, . but it's mostly desert, beware of cactus, rattlesnakes and coyotes

God will comfort your family

The baby will come back stronger

No birth control in Africa

So we keep growing

Good News....

A foreigner taking control over our soil

Very funny

kurlz:
I just wrote clown in a friend's post about 20mins ago. I don go delete am now. I no fit shout.

Its depends if the dude reports you..

That's how meta Developers can pick a users to deal with easily

Meta dint just ban the dude
Someone reported him...with note backup

He got a ban
End of the case

One Day, Ond Day!

Origi will break the record

Swap deal

Ole to Super eagles
Rohr to Manu

I need protection

Speak no more! We got you covered!!


What do you need me to do


Just join our party

I believe Dogs do..

They just wanna have sex for fun..

And they will never care if the female is pregnant or not

Breakfast

Welcum:
Do snakes come out of toilets? Please, explain as per your statement quoted above.

Snake inside toilet System is as a result of broken chamber, pipes or not well covered soak away. If you have a soak away with a good air inlet, no snake can gain access into it not to talk of locating the pipe that leads to your house.

Also some people are fond of not covering their slabs as it was formerly after repair work. This can lead to snakes or other things turning the slab to their home and sometimes paying you a visit inside the house. So after the plumber had done his repairs, make sure he cement the slabs well enough so you won't tell stories that touch the heart.

Also, when running your waste pipe, try and get a thick pipe because rats can easily make hole on a light pipe thereby creating avenue for other creatures to make use of it.

NewDelhi:
You just dey mention their names you no even checkout their geographical locations.

Al the specie are available in Africa

Welcum:
On a thread talking about a woman who was killed by a snake bite, people started giving advice. One person said:



I thought he was mistaken somewhat. But, another person advised about flushing the toilet well to prevent snake bites:



This one got me afraid oh! Is there anything people know about this that I don't know? Do Lalasticlala guys come out of toilets too? Mynd44, kindly push this to the home page to help JJCs like me because Lala won't like to be exposed.

Meanwhile, I was wondering, "what's the right section of Nairaland to post snake-related threads? Is it celebrities, romance, pets, or food section

Pet should be the right section

Quick Recovery Victor


Dennis Goan dust ur load...you are going to AFCON

Are you guys scared nii...

One phone call can settle these mess
Abeg pay the German 600m and let us employ Ole immediately

I care less but I will definitely handle 40% if they really wanna take over everything

Demn!!

I think Unicef and WHO should evacuate and never have anything to do with Nigeria as a country anymore...

They are not blind or deaf...
People are dying everyday..
They refuse to set-in

If our gov decides not to care about us
Then why do you have based or stations in our country...

They should vacate and let fate decide who survives this genocide on Nigerian citizens

We can end this now!
And we can make them become history in just a sec!!!!

Only one solution...we borrow and activate the
Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

So Dexter and YOU share same similarities

If you enjoy YOU
Better Goan check Dexter now

It belongs to the baby in the nursing period

I wouldn't suck my wife breasts when she's nursing...it's not fun...the milk is not sweat...so I will rather not

Probably doesn't mean anything

But not a fan

I'm yet to see any Multi billion dollars proposed investments that makes an average Nigerian smiles...

It's like las Las benefit goes to some set of few people...so we are not really excited about anything here....

In short! It doesn't change anything in the Market for common nigerians

Looks like the African green mamba or
palm pit viper
green parrot snakes
African bush viper
boomslangs,
two-striped forest pit vipers

Rip to the lady...

Guys I think it's the reveng season...
The snake world are not happy with the massacre launched on them ...

How to fight a war with a snake
*Clean all bushes around you
*Flush your toilet multiple times before you sit your ass down on it
* Clean that your dirty stores... Something may be hiding under
*Get a snake repellent ND spray your surroundings

chatinent:
How did I get to Nigeria!

I believe you dint meet up with the required cutoff mark... So they gave you Nigeria as option...

Be glad.. some received Yemen and afghan

Yes, Correct!! But it's useless because she or he will not get a Nigerian passport...

Every Payments is done online with your card..
So you can just lie down on your bed and transfer everything....keep the receipt that's all...