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PlayMaker14:
Back then at AAU, Ekpoma, I always do a quick “body inspection” on the lady I am about to share the bike with.

If she's heavily blessed behind, I allow her to sit at the middle so I could get to feel that ass.

But if she has a gallant boobs, I always jump to the middle for that boobs to massage my back and it also act as a very important balancing guide when the bike rider applies brake unnecessarily.


I remember (2011) when I was going to Market square from school gate and I had this fellow boarder with a big soft boobs. As usual, I volunteered to seat at the middle so I could feel those soft big twins on her chest, we embarked on the trip, and I noticed her sharp nipples were piercing me, and it feels so good to the point that I forgot to stop at the shop I wanted to stop and I ordered the bike rider to continue till we got to UDA microfinance bank where she alighted.

I had to trek back to market square cause I was carried away.

And you want to follow us to heaven ba?

Better Goan repent now

gevans:
We need to start producing microchip in Nigeria.


God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

We don't have the laboratory resources

It's a British Royal military thing

. Taliban started just same way...

The question is, are you ready to run when this piece of shiit finally take over Nigeria?

Arsenal to relegate this season


I'm set to stake $700 pls wish me luck

azizsystem:
big bro, I'm exactly in your situation, my own is even worse as this girl I about to get married this September, as in she's always on my hair. I really will need and appreciate your advice bro. I have sometimes publicly embarrass her so she could leave me alone but she no gree. BTW she's getting married to a guy way richer than me.l, works at NNPC Abuja.Me wey ne ordinary classroom Teacher.As in this girl dey make life tire me. Pls I need your advice. how can I contact u?

So if I get your questions very well...You mean you have lady that's about to get married in the next few weeks and she has been on your neck even tho her potential husband is way richer than you....

Well I guess she's somehow attracted, indispensable to you...she actually saw something within you which even you don't know about.... sometimes when a lady reject a rich man to follow an average man...she's not stupid to make that decision...she has a solid reason only she can understand....

But right now I'm pretty sure you don't wanna messup a planned upcoming wedding so I will advice you to call her to order and speak to her...give her reason why the rich man his the best man for her...and give her reason why you not fit financial to marry her....

Las Las education is not a scam

I'm yet to understand how you think it's possible to hang on an airplane on air

You need to learn more on graphics and web design...if you can master those two skills....

You will probably start earning 6figurs while studying as a freelancer

Put God first

DenreleDave:
Lo �

The only solution for them is to send for me and give me permanent stay with all my family if not, dem go enter drought join....


This have I seen

Give me your details

I will have a talk with the Homeland security to make some arrangements

It has been falling since 1991 but not to these level

I'm sure they will get pass it.


California is spared from immediate cuts because it has more senior water rights than Arizona and Nevada.

Toks2008:
I have lived for decades and i have had several friends .... I have had friends with very annoying manners but with an amazing heart of gold.

I have met ladies who are demonically stubborn but are loyal to the core, ladies who told me they can't date me but had stood by me come rain or shine...

I have met friends who act so arrogant but will always have my back whenever it is necessary ...people who do not have any money to give to me whenever I'm in need but their words of encouragement is worth millions.

The simple fact of life is that there is no need cutting off anyone from your life or consider them irrelevant to you at any point in time cos that person that drives you crazy might be the same person that will come through for you when you least expect...that person you feel is too poor to give you money might be the one that will link you with a life changing opportunity that will be worth more than all the money you have ever seen in your life...and the ex you are so angry with might still have a great impact in your life.

Appreciate everybody and be nice to them because there is something good and valuable in everyone we come across no matter how terrible we may think they are, even that tout you avoid so much might be the one that will save you from hoodlums tomorrow.

You are right, I have a friend who normally I should have cut off... she doesn't meet my standards now and I don't really feel she had something that's so special I can consider keeping her ...

I kept my distance no doubt...she try to close the gap but I appear to be step ahead when she try ..she never gives up on me ...

I don't know what's so special about her really...but something I don't know or feelings keeps telling me she's not a friend to loose...that voice keeps saying keep in touch with her because there something hiding and special about her which is even hiding from her...

She carry something bigger than her without no single soul knowing...it's a ticking time... waiting to explore....

My advice to all... always listen to your inner self before you regret your decision..

I fear their is going to be a motivation from the terrorist, looking at what the elderly siblings terroist have just achieved....

Nigeria! 3rd Most terrorize country in the world....

Let me borrow falseprophet messages

I foresee Countries with visa free agreement to Nigeria withdrawing

I see Nigeria only having visa free access to 5 countries

Yemen 6month visa free
Iraq 6 month visa free
Afghanistan free visa with afghan passport
Iran free visa 3 months
Syria visa free 3 months


This I have seen

AntiBeEmCe:
Why are they dancing to a western song... aren't they against westernization anymore? It's probably voice over.

They are not terrorist
More of a freedom fighters

Actually do you know...they have been fighting
Al Qaeda for so long....

The difference

Taliban support Education for both men and women

Al Qaeda will cut of head for just saying the word school

Taliban gives woman right to work

Al Qaeda you have to stay indoor

Al Qaeda can never listen to western songs

Taliban don't even miss Hollywood series

Taliban are just the aggressive Side of freedom fighters...but they mostly not like full time terrost


Still I don't support either
I don't even fancy Muslim

Just trying to explain the difference...

Good job to the UK

Same goes to Uganda

Do we need to take few too? Just saying

few years later

Chelsea football club complete the signing of Tammy Abraham for £220m with a four year contract...

Abraham broke a record to become Chelsea highest signing...

Why did the computer crash?



It was a bad driver!

Funny dude

A man here in LA was looking for a job...he started sharing a copy of CV for people on the streets and sometimes will put up a poster card standing beside it on the road...the dude is a US Citizen by birth...and you here saying wot u don't know...

If he was trying to say getting a menial job! Then his right...you can even get 3 at same time only if you have the energy to work it

Can we celebrate this?

berryPee:
wehdon punter

Those are the correct scores...
No loud ham bro!

Not bad... My prediction

Nigeria 1 1 Egypt

Guinea-Bissau 0 1 Nigeria

Nigeria 2 0 Sudan

Nigeria, Ghana, Algeria

lexy2014:
D noise alone from d engines can burst ear drums

I'm really waiting for a news about how a guy survive one....

Saw a documentary how a 2 south african stowaway hang on a flight from the SA airport and he took them to Britain...the first guy was dead on arrival....he even fell on a roof before landing...while the other passed out while he landed successful with the plane...but was on coma for few weeks....

slimanyd:
Is there a possibility of any of them surviving till they reach USA?

The military plane landed in neighbouring country, Qatar

You can never survive a flight like that

You risk falling from the Airbus drafting

You risk falling from Above 50,000 feet with any form of oxygen -- sustained human life is not possible without a pressure suit like astronauts wear.

You c

toffyz:
Fvck CAF!

This would surely have negative effects on my beloved club Liverpool

Mane, Salah and Keita. Chai

This useless body of football doesn't have a foresight, or they lack organization.

When other football bodies (UEFA and South America Football body) are staging theirs some months ago, what is CAF thinking or planning then. This is ridiculous!

This is a big shame!

Minamino firmihno Jota

Origi firmihno Ox

Ox Jota Eliot

List of options but to be honest...we gonna drop some good points no doubt

Ernestforyou:
What business can you invest with 2m naira in Lagos Nigeria and make a profit of at least 20k per day ?

5 new bikes

If they do take over Nigeria...you guys will active the "flee" method...so why worry about other citizens? Is not like you guys care...