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He was voted twice as the international businessman of the year and received numerous honorary doctorates from universities all over the world.

Rest on MKO

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise....


My boss asked “what companies? “





Gas, water and electricity

SILENTandSMART2:
Hahahaha very funny....


I just don't lie i would have said i can stay with dog but I don't lie .....

It's good... nothing bad if you not a lover of dog ...

But try manage, get a dog!

They are very loyal, friendly, trustworthy and will protect you

Time for everything!
Congratulations!!


Guys don't give up...the blessings is almost at your door step

Rip...may God strengthen your family

I told my folks and my people...

"You see that country...ain't coming back...it's been few years I left...and I think if I'm gonna change my mind...it's gonna be in the next 2 decades

SILENTandSMART2:
Lmao

Let me burst your head as old as i am i always run away from dog both local and hybrid hahahaha

I just don't like them ....
I

My God! Are you serious??

Pls don't let people see this comment...

If I were you, I will immediately delete this comment, den delete my nairaland account.. finally I will located better toilet and drop my phone inside while I flush it away


Imagine say you wanna marry one of my sister...if you tell me this things...just forget the relationship

. According to the White House, there are two types of countries in this world...


Shithole... and peehole...

SILENTandSMART2:
You fit add dog to your name....

To increase your swag ...

For example if your name is Smith it gon' be doggysmith. ....

I hate dog die ..

It's really not neccassry to add a dog name to mine...

But I have a strong connection with dogs.
.


How can normal person hate dog?
You sure you are not alien?

Tell me you joking
I can dash you a Chihuahua puppy right now

Winningbot:
Good morning, pls I don't know why the image is not showing on chrome if I run my html code.
Pls someone should help pls

<img src="url" alt="some_text">

Make sure you connect your image folder with your ide

Image type is important
Ur original pic may be PNG while you have jpeg in ur code

We will forward this to our meme incorporate for the better use of nairaland forum...

"MemeWorld"

Thanks for laughing with us

Advice for all EMF devices:

-always use headset or handfree (never hold the phone up to you’r ear)
-don’t sleep with your phone next to your head
-don’t wear your phone in your pocket
-always place the WiFi router more than 50–100 cm away from where you stay.
-never climb in cellphone towers

Don’t be afraid of 5G…
Most of the biologists who’s questioning 5G, don’t understand the difference between near-field and far-field radiation. Near-field radiation with a power source is always dangerous, no matter which device you use.

wish her quick recovery

Anfield stadium was super full yesterday...seems people don't really care anymore

Happy Anniversary

Through dreams

And sometimes Tru faded spoken words, fast and sharp! but I grab the messages

Passwords are like underwear: don't let people see it, change it very often, and you shouldn't share it with strangers.

Sterling hatrick

Need him to boost my premier league fantasy points

prenuptial agreement or no marriage... Thats how it is

We created 5millions jobs

We created 3miliions jobs

Abeg guys where is the job self?

Because people keep complaining everyday

Da question is? What the fuckz da government plan wit' the recent surrendered terrorist?
r' yo' gonna lock their muthafuckin' ass the Bleep up or yo' gonna git 'em scholarship..


we need answers for the safety of our people

Tortoises, Turtles

They are the same shiit...

We just need someone different,new,young

With international experience
Buisness skills expert
Possibly PHD holder
Lastly with a clean record

It's called strategize recruitment...
Never heard of that?

They need few candidates to take over a position...

The HR or boss has a personal candidate...
It's above the law to just bring in this favorite guys to fill in the position..

So you have to form a fake interview process with lots of steps ...

At the end...you guys go back home sleeping on false hope

While the real candidate resume office...

The HR enter the record on system" candidate are called upon and successful gone through series of interview and verification of file...we satisfies with so so so applicants records and test results...we offer him or a her a job here at so so organization"

You are just baits or decoy

deltateam:
That dog can't be ekuke. Ekuke is docile.

Ekuku life matter

Just cut off the Niger bridge!!

Slasher - Flesh and Blood


Don't not watch if you have high bp

gevans:
We can build our own silicon valley. We can use somewhere around the new computer village as take off site.

Someone somewhere in a top position is thinking about how to keep the budget to himself and his family...so sorry Nigeria will never build one

His very good with outdoor Grilling steaks

I love his Nigerian Egusi cooking too

My Love for dog is beyond this universe...

My people fear if I'm not around my dog or any dogs for 3 days...I may loose focus

PlayMaker14:
See this one.... Na me hold the keys to heavens gate.

Mr Key holder well-done