₦airaland Forum

martineverest:
hope u know VA,BA, Lufthansa,air France etc are expensive airlines generally...hope u know that all airlines are currently very expensive in naija because of inability of those airlines to export their earnings in dollars?.....hope u know air peace won't face that issue .....I predict air peace to UK will be btw 500k to 900k

Then air peace should be ready to bring in atleast 25 brand new airbus or Boeing 777 and 787 cus lots of Nigerians will love top fly with our own based people...

May dere souls rest in peace

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My aunt did not cook anything when I went visiting her but would cook for her children when they come home…

Also, she did not invite me to stay in her house for some days when I came to Nigeria…

Is something wrong with this?[/color]

Maybe you have not been paying ur dues as much...
If she based in Nigeria... it's tough for all categories... both rich and middle class...

Try sending her some funds to relief her expenses and see how she's gonna react towards you

Goodday90:
I was suprised when I learnt that Uganda has steady Electricity and even export to Neighboring Countries

At this point,I think almost all African countries have steady lights except Nigeria,Somalia,Chad and other Islam majority sub Saharan African nations

I think it's deliberate...

Nigeria is too big and rich not to have constant power...

No president has ever fix it but they usually add it with dere campaign...

Be like say... it's part of the constitution that Nigerians must not enjoy 24/7 power

Mikuni:
When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

Forget abt wife bro... just make sure you have a kid... it's very important in this life

God bless you

I will be richer than Elon Musk one day

People who are begging citizens not to join are people benefiting from the current government...

If you protest and everything scatter.
Dere food stops coming in

IntelChief:
Met this gril recently, so beautiful it was almost like a miracle she accepted we date.

After some time she started coming over to my place and she is a very good cook and house keeper too.

She turns out be quite good too in the other room. But I observed one single and unpleasant fault in her. Her down there stinks like hell. At the beginning I thought it was because of her monthly visitor that makes it stink. But it turns out that it smalls like that all the time, a rotten fish kind of smell.

To make matters worse, she now want me to go down there with my mouth. I really cannot do that to be frank. I've been stylishly avoiding it (sooner or later she will observe that)

I seriously dont know if I should draw her attention to it. I tried using A.I to check if it is a diseases or something and if it can be cured but am not getting a straightforward answer.

Does anyone has an advice on this issue?
I love the girl by the way.

Just tell her you can't go down dere with ur mouth

You promise God same mouth you use to worship and praise him will not be used to lick plate... Simple!

Tinubu can hire Obi as his personal adviser for 4 years with an agreement Obi becomes the president of Nigeria in 2027...

Cool deal

It's a sign

New Nigeria 🇳🇬

We moving from 3rd world to 1st world country soon

Both

He get Dstv, Ac, Restaurant


What kind of camera is dis? I need the model?

rocknation62:
Wey Osimhen don even score for Napoli

Wey Iwobi and Kelvin don finish celebrating dere goals against ManuNited

I pray in my next life... don't let me come to Nigeria again... dis country is really messed up

Small balls

Hmm

[quote author= post=128610628]Na today?

3 parties and counting........[/quote]This combo will easily eradicate apc but I'm positive Obi won't take the vice spot neither Atiku

I wish he can form a new party

DiamondJLove:
I am in my late twenties. It seems strange that I have never visited an airport. Sometimes i feel ashamed and never talk about it with anybody.

I don't know if it's due to too much responsibilities on me. Who is in the same boat with me? How do you cope when people talk about visiting an airport? Do you pretend as if u have visited an airport? Do you say the truth and let people mock you?

To go to airport won't cost you fortune... you don't have to acquire a visa before you visit the airport..

Make a plan today and take the nearest taxi to the airport to satisfy ur urge... also you may not be allowed to enter the inside international terminals without a visa for travelling... dis due to trying to separate legit travelers and people who are dere to just cus holdup... and also for security purpose...

But if you want to see inside airport... try local airport..dey will let u in...

I'm talking abt Lagos airport oh... so if you outside lagos... other state may allow u to access inside international airport without a travelling

Good job..

Vote competent leaders only

O God we pray for 1$ 300naira

jeromestarks:
E no swit anything. We just dey manage am .

Lol... you for buy egg instead of fish... con fry ham or mix ham together

Just try dey eat to survive for now... na billionaire dey chop to enjoy dis days😄😄

So we cant design our own cooking gas?

Chia... no wonder we have weak currency

Mr Obi should pls borrow us his master plan... seems this current gov do not hav 1 single idea how to run an economy

He swit?

AqualinaXYZ:
Its going to N2500 before end of February





This I pray amen

If you have any plan for japa... you ain't wishing urself well bro...

And even if you wanna remain in naija... the more the dollar goes up... the more the cost of living goes higher
.. so it makes no sense to celebrate this

socialmediaman:
Tinubu will win 2027 Again Right in Your Faces

One year to the election, his government will start social programs similar to N-Power, and few months to the election, Shettima will take to the streets and start releasing funds with promises for more after the election.

They’ll tell you that it took so long to revert the economy back on course from the previous (APC) government, and that they have now put the country on the right path. They’ll tell you that they don’t need another government to come in and take Nigeria off the course.

Another round of campaigns smeared with tribal and religious bigotry will start, and Nigerians who are struggling to feed will join the bandwagon just to maintain their identity in hopes of recognition or some other self serving interest.

Trust Nigerians with their many assumptions and excuses for their oppressors, perhaps due to Stockholm Syndrome of some sort

After election, things will calm down, the ruling party politicians will go back to corruption business to recoup their spendings during the elections, then people will realize they were scammed again, and the complaints and protests will start once again, till the next election cycle when we press the repeat button

You can plot Nigeria on a graph and accurately predict where it will be 50 years from today

It's only happen in a country where we have over 80% uneducated people...

Dey will keep falling for the cheap scam

Playstation 5 people can join?

Congratulations... yoruba amaka

Pemisire113:
Hey family, am glad to be here, am a 28 yrs old Nigerian lady with a great determination spirit. I couldn't attend a university to study a nursing degree which is my dream career but I attended a college of health with struggles due to financial incapability. I was raised by a mum who lost her husband at early stage. We are four am the third.

When I completed my secondary school i started working in a hospital as an hospital aid, I was able to raised some cash I proceeded to a college of health where i did a three years course and i graduated with flying colours.

I immediately moved to Lagos and start working in a hospital. I was able to raise some money that was in 2020. I did my pass port. I went online, I met some friends and i applied for a Dubai visa with the intention of getting there to do some care course, so I can work in care homes or hospital.

I got the visa. I traveled, i did the course i was able to get a caregiver job luckily for me with 2000 dhm salary. I was happy thinking my dream is gradually coming through i would able to save money, proceed with my nursing degree and take care of my mum, unfortunately for me, the issues of Nigerian cultists came up in UAE. They stopped all documentation for Nigerians, that was when the ban started. I waited a bit but nothing changed i had no choice than to come back to Nigeria in 2020. I quickly landed in Lagos and started applying to hospital all over again, i got a job again, salary was way below the offers i got in UAE, since then till now, i was able to raise 2M.

Now my people please advice me, which country can this amount take me to with flight tickets etc.

A country I can be able to work and may be further to earn a degree later.

Pls Advice me 🥺

Thank you sir /thank u ma

Cancel out any north America, Europe, Asian, and South American countries ... that 2m will only cover your ticket expenses

With your profile and Cv, tou have two options

Apply for a care work visa or any healthcare visa
Apply for study permit to study any medical health related program

These two routes won't Cost you nothing less Dan 17m naira...

The High exchange rate can make ur japa dream legally work now..

Advice: try keep ur savings well and continue saving more from ur salary or income ... I hope the dollar comes down... den you can start having some hope

Work is better... it's pretty hard to get
Study is good... it's pretty easy to get

Work is better... fastest way to Permanent residency
Study is good ... buy you hav to find a job after Study or you return back to ur country

Never did

Tho I wanted to study medicine so bad... but I wasn't that too serious in my early years...

But I'm enjoying my tech career lol