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Once or twice in each month... here na big dey go club..

My broda wey dey flex and enter club atleast 3 times in a week enter Canada... now he can't even remember how drinks taste like... drinks for bar in Canada cost like something... my boy don turn child of God now

Kingray10:
Have you tot Express entry Canada..

I'm talking abt the UK

Is dat all?

Dey should take the matter to court

A persistent female banker wouldn't stop hitting on me!😶


Even after I asked her to leave me a loan.😁

Tinubu should reactivate the fuel subsidy even just for 6months

Kingray10:
There are various ways it will be possible...
Despite how weak the naira is now.

Literally not visible...
Even if you get admitted with low deposit schools.. you will hav to pay another fee before enrollment when u arrive... calculate everything together

God bless Qatar 🇶🇦...

The world are treating Nigeria as one of the poorest country in the world offering us different kinds of international welfare Aid...

Bet the reality is that Nigeria is so Wealthy... but the Wealths is not circulating

First class students... pls explain

Hope jumia too won't leave with the inflation

engrchykae:
and endsars generation also

You right... let see how it goes

Gentlelox:
A Nigerian and foremost Nairalander serving in the US Army, Kennedy Onoriode Ovabore died in 2019 at the age of 44.

Kennedy died on May 5th after a brief illness.

According to his Obituary, Kennedy is survived by his wife and children.


Ovabore was my brother and a beloved Nairalander whose legacy would not be easily forgotten. He helped many undergraduates in his days here and also many Urhobo people benefited from him too


Rip Oniovo... Urhobo Yeruwe

Wow he was a Specialist... May God rest his soul

enemyofprogress:
Nigeria: You can have many Househelps

CANADA: You Can't, too expensive. You'd do everything yourself

NIGERIA: You can have your mechanic come to your house and pick/fix your car

CANADA: You gotta book for the mechanic 1/2 weeks ahead and take/tow your car to their store.

NIGERIA: You can buy land and build your own house

CANADA: You CAN'T except you are Elon Musk. You will have to mortgage a property and pay till you are 65-70 years old

CANADA: You Pay Property Insurance

NIGERIA: Wetin be this 👆👆👆

NIGERIA: Average car Insurance is 70k naira Per year

CANADA: You pay at least $150 pm depending on Area

NIGERIA: You have a good circle of friends and buddies around you

CANADA: You are isolated, your closest buddy might be 10 hours drive away.

CANADA: Beaches, Parks and waterside entries are free

NIGERIA: Eruku must collect money before you enter Elegushi or Alpha beach

NIGERIA: Tech is still in its Infancy, so you have buffet to feast on if you know what you are doing

CANADA: Tech is advanced and you are in constant battle with Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese and others

NIGERIA: 12 months for enjoyment and to have fun

CANADA: You only have 3 month to really enjoy and that's if you can afford it

NIGERIA: As a single woman bad as e bad, you'd still have one or two guys on your case and ready to serve😘 

CANADA: You'd rely 99% on machinery  🤐🤐🤐

NIGERIA: An average Nigerian has at least 12 free social events to attend a year (weddings, birthdays, house openings, anniversary, naming ceremony, child dedication, memorials, freedom)

CANADA: If you see 3, you've had a blast you be odogwu

NIGERIA: Earn around $20k a year, you are rich. You can buy the entire FourPoints By Sharaton in V.I  😂😂🤣 

CANADA: Earn $60k a year, You still are struggling

NIGERIA: Plenty free monies from uncles, friends, fathers, politicians 

CANADA: You could get a couple rebates from the govt. but it comes with clauses. No other free money from anywhere

NIGERIA: You can dodge and avoid tax confidently and easily

CANADA: Dem no born you well

NIGERIA: Max 2 weeks to see a doctor for a procedure

CANADA: Could take up to 6 months and more

CANADA: You could get sued if it snowed and someone falls on your walk way and gets injured

NIGERIA: Anybody can like to fall inside gutter, na him and him papa business

CANADA: Straight forward, orderly, no razz ness, no back door

NIGERIA: All of us dey craze

If I'm forgetting anything, Please add them below

NIGERIA : you can literally pass anywhere

CANADA : try it and you will piss your next piss in county jail

NIGERIA : You can visit Bar on Fri, Sat, Sun and ur total spending won't pass 100k

CANADA: visit bar once and flex can cost you average of 250k in naija currency

NIGERIA : Landlord can give you 1 year grace without paying your rent

CANADA : can give you 1 hour grace after your monthly rent expires...

raskymonojendor:
If Terrorists eventually take over half of Niger Republic like they have done in another military junta (Mali), then they can be a great threat to Nigeria.

Terrorism cannot be a thing when the country is under complete military rule... I believe the democracy are at fault for romancing terrorists and giving them space to operate

engrchykae:
yes we are.
But this our generation will break lose

You sure? This ticktok and skit generation?

heysquare:
What's the job of someone in military if not for war! They're not there to sell Ice cream. Infact, a soldier that never goes to any war don't get respect from those that have gone. It's a pride for solder to go to war and return safely

You right... but we don't want this war... Niger republic are not a treat to our nation... we are only invading the country...

For me personally, this is not a war... we are invading

engrchykae:
the word "project"
Do you know that in lord lugard diary,he said the "the Igbo is industrious but hates constituted authority and is a threat to her majesty's"project Nigeria "
Project Nigeria is an interest of Britain.
It's not for Nigerians as a people.

So indirectly we are under the foreign rules...

One day... the citizens will wake up sha... maynot be our own generation I guess... but it won't continue to be like dis

We are not ready... pls if you have anyone in the military.. call them and pray for them...

Majority of our troops may be added to the list ...

God bless u all

engrchykae:
even our crude oil is taking freely by Britain via pipeline put into place in 1955,then they conducted sham election that will produce good boys who will help them secure their pipeline at brass

Nigeria is actually like a project scam... the only people that can take it back is the people

Mynd44:
What cost? They are planning to scrap the whole fleet in the first place

That's wot I'm saying... it cost lot of money to maintain and repair the fleet... they can't send it to war without the supervision of the US airforce engineer available to monitor it...

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Your government will Neva think like this, they never think of something that will help to ameliorate the plight and improve the welfare of the people.

Omo... when buhari closed the southwest border.. I thought we were ready to start exporting... but nothing happened...
As a country... we need to export to help our economy

So the dollar man case don vanish bii dat?

Omo Nigeria is a perfect for sanctuary oh... People convicted are probably enemy to the current government

Mynd44:
Why F-16s and not F-22s?

The US is planning to scrap its F-22 fleet anyway. Kuku send them to Ukraine.

F-22 cost double price

Let dem come Nigeria na...

Bet wot can we export right now self as a country...

Me as the state judge
😶

By the power vested in me by the State of Osun! I here by sentence you to 2 hundreds and thirty one year in prison with hard Labour.. with access to parole after completing your first one hundred and fifty years prison terms...

Accreditation... that's your priority!

Lack of experience

I have one... but when I'm in rush to sign a document... it may look a bit slightly different

No wonder the Rig looked horribly maintained

Give me my own share, let me come and be going 🫥

Demayour:
I liked your post but I don't agree with the second part. It's a trap. Even if his intentions are clean, married women are dangerous to move with except you'll be around them while your own wife will be there.

Run away from anything married women.

You right but it's a foolish man that will allow a married woman to manipulate him...