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CROWNWEALTH019:
And sarrki they lautech

That was below d belt

For ya info. He will go for his masters abroad!

Until yesterday morning I believed this saying "Obedience is better than sacrifice " But now I know better

Mumsy was in the sitting room, I was outside.
She called me to help her bring her handbag from her room.
I brought the bag, and asked her where I should keep it.
(Ose kuku gbe si mi Lori ) Mumsy said I should keep it on her head.
Brothers and sisters, as an obedient child and I don't like dis - obeying my elders.(obedience is better than sacrifice)
Na so I keep the bag on her head.

The only thing wey I fit remember be say after placing the bag on her head is that the earth �became void and without form.�
Everywhere come dark� and it felt like Genesis chapter 1:1&2 was starting all over again.

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Factory Re-set SLAP wey bam!

NevetsIbot:
At past twelve, A car drove under a parked Trailer at yaba road. Two men and two women. Both men and a woman died instantly while the other lady is in a coma.

They had gone to a fun centre and gotten drunk. They were driving along yaba road and hit a bike driver with his passenger who was a young child and sped off but were being pursued by a tricycle. Along the same road, they rammed into the back of a parked trailer.
The brain of the passenger in the front seat was deposited in the bonnet of the crushed car.

The driver is a married man with a child while one of the ladies was a married woman too whose husband had travelled. All are Igbos who are known to have boutiques in the market.

Even the palm slippers I wear is from the Drivers shop.

Drinking and driving are not good combinations.

KARMA garnished with a little bit of Spicy Nemesis!

kekakuz:
Having a cool mother in-laws is something most people would like but its turning to something else for me.
When ever she is around, she picks my phone and immediately enters my WhatsApp messages.at first I felt she make a mistake but last night makes it the 5th time it's happening.

yesterday, I slept off in the living room and by the time I woke around 12am, I discovered my phone was not by my side. I searched for it everywhere and when I still could not find it, I proceeded to my wife's room to pick my wife's phone and call my line, to my amazement, I saw my mother in-laws on my phone.

I was angry at first but I had to control myself i collected the phone and I discovered she was in my email and Facebook messaged and she even knows my unlock pattern.

am tired of this but I don't want to disrespect her. how do I deal with this.

That's nonsense. Mke u sef dey lock ya phone anyti she's around naa.

Papiikush:
Don't know what to do with a baby?
You cook it and feed it to the dogs. That's what you do with a baby. Arindin

o su mi fun o !

JamieBlog:
Whitenicious Boss and Bleaching Expert, Dencia showed off her cars. The cars are all of different brands but they share one thing, The colour Pink!!

Dencia showed them off in a video she posted on popular social media platform, Instagram.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/06/bleaching-expert-dencia-shows-her-pink.html

Na so bleaching cream dey sell ni?

ChuzzyBlog:
This was the comedian's outfit to the Akpororo vs Akpororo event yesterday.

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/06/men-will-you-rock-okey-bakassis-outfit.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe

Nice out fit but d sandal is a NO 4 me

hucienda:
No lie can live forever.

I just laughed when I saw some monikers struggle to spin the narrative to justify the act by all means.

Their final cards now will now be along the lines of either of these: "ehn shebi he has already handed over to the AP" and/or "ehn is it no longer language in Nigeria?"

You get am! Dem nor dey die quick! They must find something to hold onto!

NCANpatroller:
She wouldn't be in that location if not for nysc

And being a Corper makes you more Vulnerable sef.

lekpaciouse:
Thanks very much,like he said,he said other ladies want to carry his baby and I told him they are just looking for whom to father their baby,and he is very serious about it am just confused about the whole things.

All that yarns na scope abeg! Na so him sperm dey special?!

Nne5:
ow!


You don' mean it!
Why guide someone else's wife on matters that do not concern you?
Leave them with their family issues.They'll handle it themselves.


If this story is true,then I think the man is a foool anyway.The foolish man neglects his family and even beats the poor woman.Can you imagine?
He beats her!
My advice to the woman would be to walk out of that marriage ASAP.It beats me on why women endure battery in their marriages.Divorce the idiot and go do something with your life.

The guy never talk true !

GlobalGisting:
I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

Thank God for your life o

ontiah:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/presidency-releases-buharis-voice-message-debunks-media-report-on-speech-impairment/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk1nasKlVwM

Is there really any need for this

morereb10:
Why is domestic violence the order of the day in our homes and marriages this days? Is it that the husbands are becoming more like demons this days or is it that wives can no longer respect their husbands?

Whatever it is, this epidemic needs to be curtailed. A human right lawyer, Emeka Ugwuonye shared the photos. According to him, the woman is constantly battered by her husband and this particular one happened today.

This things called domestic violence needs to be addressed fast else it will become a norm.

See more photos below...


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/06/say-no-to-domestic-violence-see-what.html

She steal money ni ? Haaba !

PapiNigga:
These lovely pre-wedding photos of Alfred and his plus size fiancee, Gloria have got people talking online...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/pre-wedding-photos-of-big-bold.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

Da Lord is GOOD !

dubylhover:
seems Evans is the new nairaland...
but on a more serious note,all this news about him is getting stale

I guess its just a way of diverting people's attention but the fact is that , they are over doing it.

The news is now so boring that you really dont want to read about it any longer !

CastedDude:
The notorious Badoo group have struck again in Idioro area of Ogijo, Ikorodu area of Lagos state - killing a husband and his wife on their matrimonial bed. The couple were reportedly found dead on their matrimonial bed with a grinding stone was found on them. According to reports, the couple known as “Baba and Mama Seun”, both residents of Ekundayo, ESCOBA, lived in an uncompleted building .

The couple’s assailants were suspected to have gained entrance through one of the open windows though the net was neatly removed and later fixed after the operation.

According to reports, though nobody could state categorically what led to the strange death but neighbours suspected they were hacked to death by the notorious group, Badoo as a grinding stone was found on them.

Pictured are the residents of Escobar, Harmony and Irewole communities in Ogijo, Ogun State, which shares boundary with Ikorodu, Lagos State on a protest to the king's Palace over incessant killings and attacks by the notorious cult group.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/outrage-badoo-cult-group-hacks-couple-death-ikorodu-lagos-photo.html

AGAIN ?!

ALAYORMII:
These people don't make as much as you think they do


It's all make believe

Fake lives!

blogreporter:
Emeka house

See as d house be sef?!

2.5Million 4 dis?

phidelity:
Right now, Samsung is going Flippy! again and intends to capture hearts who love clamshell phones.

If you have not heard the latest development from Samsung, then here it is: Samsung has unveiled Galaxy Folder 2, a clamshell phone packed with Android Operating System.

The flip or clamshell phone can be described as a cell phone which is divided into two or more sections and folds with the help of a hinge. Remember the days of Nokia Communicator series, Motorola RAZR etc, those are good examples of flip or clamshell phones.

Surprisingly, Samsung Folder 2 features a 3.8-inch LCD display, 1.4GHz quad-core Snapdragon 425 processor, 2GB of RAM, and runs Android Marshmallow. The battery capacity isn’t doing bad as it packs a 1,950mAh battery, and up to 128GB expandable storage using a microSD card. The smartphone is also equipped with an 8-megapixel primary camera on the rear and a 5-megapixel front snapper for people who love selfies.

One thing to note is the physical keyboard on the phone that helps users control the device.

Would you consider buying the Samsung Galaxy Folder 2 or any other flip phone? Let us know in the comments.

lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, Obinoscopy, Fynestboi, honsule, puskin, dragnet

READ MORE:
http://www.techisbae.com/2017/06/samsung-brings-back-flip-phones-running-android-os-meet-samsung-galaxy-folder-2.html

Wetin be dis? After how many years? Backward never!

envoy17:
I have a very clean Mercedes benz S-Class with A.C for sale. the car is clean inside out. Only problem is that it started smoking recently.
The engine can be repaired or replaced.

call me through this number: 08081610872

location: Delta State.

Price: 750k negotiable

BEAST! Na d name b dat. I luv d Benz die way back then

24sqm:
Who's behind that handle

Good question sir.

Islie:
BUTCHER, WHO ALLEGEDLY RAPED TWO SISTERS AGED 4 & 7, INFECTED THEM WITH STD




http://pmexpressng.com/butcher-who-allegedly-raped-two-sisters-aged-4-7-infected-them-with-std/

Mke dem insert hot iron rod inside him Anus! No peace 4 d wicked!

thonyrule:
Heartless at age 80... Look at him, no single sign of remorse .
Wonder what his youthful days was like.

Just imagine !

I sure say DEVIL sef go dey fear and Dab for old hag !

NgcoboP:
380k negotiable
08157951070

Insufficient details and pics bro

TANKDESTROYER:
And we call this folks leaders?...

My brodaAAAAA

nurshah:
Na cobra?how do you know? Please educate me on the signs..the head has been chopped off so cant say

But on the serious note rate of snakes in urban areas is getting scary ...is it that we have an epidemic ? What is moving them away from their natural habitat ?

There is a kind of light brown markings at the upper area on the belle. And the skin is usually thick and shinny.

Its human encroachment and rural development into urban that is making snakes to migrate , when their own natural habitat and comfort zone has been taken over by humans.

ChangeIsCostant:
It was end of the road for a snake terrorizing a fish pond in Ogun State. The snake which was caught - was displayed by the manager of the pond (picture below) after it was killed. The snake was used to prepare a sumptuous meal after its capture. See photos below..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/end-road-snake-terrorizing-fish-pond-ogun-state-photos.html

COBRA !

dre11:
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http://punchng.com/policeman-beats-girlfriend-posts-her-nude-photos-on-social-media/

Pics credits: http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/police-officer-allegedly-disfigures-girlfriends-face-posts-nude-facebook-broke.html

See him face like VAMPIRE !

Chidexter:
All Those drinks wey dem put there, shey Na only them go drink am or more people still dey come?

Bros u read my mind!

PrettyCrystal:
Tragedy occurred yesterday morning after a woman allegedly killed three children at Redeemed Christian Church at 103 Omuma road in Aba, Abia State. According to reports, the woman's car failed brake as she rammed into the kids -crushing them to death in the process. May their souls rest in peace.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/woman-kills-3-children-car-failed-brake-abia-state-graphic-photos.html

GOOD Lord!

chloride6:
Stop being silly, why Arabic why not mandarin?

Abi o! Why not Dutch sef?