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nicerichard05:
And ThieffNubu be like "jesu abeg put ur eye for the money oo before bubu go play you wayo"

Ah!!!!!! FTC for the 4th time today

lonelydora:
We have a Consumer Protection Commission, find their office in your area and report the filling station and attendant.



But Op, which planet are you from?

Consumer Protection Agency Lol....can they even protect themselves !

Aminat508:
Some days ago, Femi Adebayo was appointed by the Kwara State Governor, Abdul Fatai as his Special Adviser on Arts and Culture.

The latest development about the appointment right now is that the Jelili Oniso’s star, has resumed work this week. He hereby shared his first photo in office on social media.

See photo below..


Source :https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvPXBEjmSC/?hl=en

Introduction to Politics 101

DEXTROVERT:
oga sir,

How
does
driver's
license
prevent
ACCIDENT

Ask dem o !

kuntash:
is there any first class king amongst them/

ONI of IFE !

gasgenius:
If u no like olajumoke story no open or comment for this thread Abeg

Very Simple advice !

Love Machine:
I think the lie they have been spreading on the scam chibok girls kidnapped is taking their lives one after the other.Ezekwesili should start confessing her role in the scam chibok kidnapped asap.

chai !

Ossycool:
Prices are different and depend on the car model and year of production

ooohhhh......i see.

No 7 ...

Big big lie !

How can you offer to pay for a babe's offering ? Na bus fare [b][/b]

ashjay001:
So much contradictions in life! Iyabo, his first child, hates him and labels him irresponsible and this young man, Udoh Henry, from another tribe, probably thinks he's d best Dad a man can have?!

Different strokes for different folks!

Price ?

yusaze2007:
Nollywood actress Halima Abubakar is not having any of the hateful comment a follower threw at her this evening.
The fan says Halima is too fat and needs to watch her weight. Halima later removed the photo from her instagram page but it was too late. Below is her reaction:


https://www.instagram.com/p/BClC5Bgkd01/?hl=en

Some people can't just mind dia business shaaa..haba ?!

davetech1:
UNILAG Record Breaker "Ayodele Dada" Gets N500,000 Gift From Unilag's Alumni Association



Recently, amid the principal section of the 2014/2015 meeting services of the University of Lagos, Ayodele Dada, 29, the Psychology graduate who graduated with a CGPA of 5.0, was offered the aggregate of N500,000 by the President of the foundation's graduated class affiliation, Dr. Sunny Kuku, for the benefit of the affiliation. In his discourse, the Ekiti...read on:http://amebogist1960..com.ng/2016/03/unilag-record-breaker-ayodele-dada-gets.html

If he has gotten 500k as a gift ,then why is he looking for who to pay his house rent ?

Deafndumb:
You must be insane to find this issue funny. I guess you are still a teenager

I tire !

DIKEnaWAR:
Some fo.ols are still talking about grazing routes. That the Fulanis are normads by nature and cannot be asked to drop their culture.


Well, killing of twins used to be our culture till Mary Slessor stopped it and pointed the evil in it to us. Today we have embraced modernity and discarded that culture.

My take is: intensive husbandry is the thing now. Fulanis should practise it or roam in their land alone. Don't carry your culture to my land. Shikinan!

Correct ! The killing is enough ! Na only dem dey NAIJA ?!

Man of d House !

My Oyinbo

My Confidant

donogaga:
Every day someone questions my Blackberry as the smartphone of choice but I can honestly say that it makes my life easier and me a more productive manager.

THERE ARE CERTAIN WAYS BLACKBERRY IMPROVE PRODUCTIVITY OVER OTHER SMARTPHONES.

So how does the Blackberry IMPROVE productivity versus other smartphones?

(1) E-mail and calendar work amazing WELL and are lightning fast.

(2) Type super fast on the physical keyboard without looking, taking notes, writing blogs and other longer texts.

(3) The battery always lasts longer even if the phone is used heavily.

(4) It's small and can easily be used with one hand when needed.

(4) The hardware is robust and has never failed me in the last 5 years.

(5) When roaming it uses a minimum amount of data when sending and receiving and messages and no need to turn off other applications.

(6) The services are extremely reliable with only one major incident in October 2012.

(7) Related to the first point but usability is extremely good with swipes, touch screen and keyboard complementing
each other.

(8. Core services such as Camera, Calculator, Weather, Whatsapp and evernote work really well.

(9) The lack of distraction from latest games and apps may be related to discipline rather than the device but I'll put it on the list anyway.

And yes, I have an android with me as backup and to use all the great apps that also improve my daily life. Maybe the combination of two or three phones is the reason that Blackberry remains my primary device. My android battery doesn't last long and I have a problem with that.

#Team Black Berry #

Chanchit:
Her mouth like fish mouth.

Wicked !

femiranking28:
Okay so we imported the grasses to grow them here... Okay thats okay hope the grasses would be enough for the cows so they don't have to wonder again.. I wonder how person go trek with nama from sokoto to akwaibom on foot jesu...

Na JAZZ him go use ! lolzzzz


I nor fit laff abeg !

nelsonguru:
We are in trouble

Sasuwa:
He Just graduated , waiting for youth services and hard no work. Should we allow him?

Is he staying on his own ? Or he'll stay in his parents house ?

distributeinc:
Mr Napolean,Femi's father suffered and died fighting for freedom-since your father was not a freedom father,why don't you become one?
Abi na only Anikulapo kuti family sabi sacrifice for people?

Dumb man ranting.

And he wants Femi to tow same line.

EgunMogaji:
And that's exactly right.

He's not the Mayor of Lagos or commish of power.

I just tire for people. The guy should just channel his anger on the LCDA chairman instead.

Phylogeny:
Our celebs will be forming rich on social media but cannot do simple community service

How ?

GurlFriend:
Afro beat singer Femi Anikulapo-Kuti had a run in with a supposed neighbour when the fellow came on twitter to roast the musician for having the temerity to remove his wire from their faulty transformer. According to the man, Femi should have followed in his father Fela's footsteps by fighting for a new transformer.
The street where Femi Kuti resides has been having issues with their transformer for a long time and nothing has been done about it. Eventually tired of the constant blackouts, Femi 'ported' to the functioning transformer in the next street.
This did not go down well with his neighbours who felt that since he was a 'freedom fighter', Femi should have stayed to fight for them as well as suffer the darkness with them.
One of his neighbours took to twitter to drag the popular musician, but Femi wouldn't have it and they ended up exchanging hot words.
Read the hilarious exchange below.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Joeburgg77?p=s

Femi nor get obligation to fight for una for that area o ! He is just an ordinary neighbor too and besides he doesn't hold any political position naa !

hungryboy:
Aunty,
wetin we sabi been say you no for marry wheelbarrow pusher,
You are not a gold digger, but we know say, if dem give you gold, you go collect

Na lie jare. She is allergic to GOLD !

Mjshexy:
This is always wat happens when zygotes/infants rush into marriage, they just keep insulting that lovely institution called marriage, today they re in tomorrow they re out.

Na over open eye dey cause am !

iliyande:
My son hasn’t committed any crime - Inuwa's Father
Alhaji Dahiru Bala (55), father of 25-years old Inuwa Dahiru Bala (otherwise known as Yunusa aka Yellow) who abducted 14-year old Ese Rita Oruru spoke from Tofa, his village in Kura Local Government Area of Kano state, Wednesday, insisting that his son committed no crime and should be set free.

Alhaji Bala told reporters who traveled about 40 kilometres from Kano to Tofa village that Ese voluntarily followed his son out of love and affection.

“The girl fell in love with my son and followed my son. Let them release my son because he has not committed any crime by following his heart,” he added.

However, Alhaji Yusuf Suleiman (50), Dagaci Tofa (Village Head of Tofa) faulted Inuwa’s action for keeping the girl after the instruction of the Emir of Kano, Alhaji Sanusi Muhammad 11, describing the action as unIslamic.

Alhaji Yusuf Suleiman also gave a graphic account how the girl was converted to Islam and was taken to the Emir of Kano for endorsement, but added that the Emir refused to endorse the marriage because the girl (Ese) in question was a teenager and could not decide for herself without the consent of her parents.

According to the Village Head of Tofa town: “What I know about the story is that there was a time that boy, Inuwa Dahiru Bala, a native of this village, came with the girl in question whom I learnt her name is Ese Oruru. They came here sometime last year; and Inuwa brought her to me.

“When he told me what he wanted to do—that is, getting married to the girl; I told him I don’t have the power to join them as husband and wife. So, I decided to take them to the Hakimi (District Head) of Tofa.

“The Hakimi took the issue to the Liman (Islamic scholar) of our village where the conversion of the girl from Christianity to Islam was performed. From there, we headed straight to the Emir’s Palace to intimate him on the development; but unfortunately, the Emir was not around at that time. We met the then Wambai Kano (Abbas Sanusi, now Galadiman Kano).

“The Wambai Kano instructed us to take them to Sharia’ah Commission; so, at Sharia’ah Commission, the issue was further discussed—the parents of the girl were invited to Sharia’ah Commission. The parents wanted to take the girl back to Bayelsa, but they could not.

“Then, the next day being a Friday, we went back to the Emir’s Palace and we were asked to come back on Monday (after the weekend). When we came back to the Emir’s Palace that Monday, we waited a long time for representatives from the Sharia’ah Commission, but they delayed us to the extent that the Emir, Sanusi Muhammad 11, got tired and left for other official engagements.

“So, when the Emir left, the Police who came along with the parents of the girl had no choice than to leave for other official duties. However, the Emir delegated power to Wambai Kano who spoke on behalf of the Emirate Council and informed us that the girl being less than 16 years of age should be given out for marriage without the consent of her parents.

“Having been informed on the position of the Emirate Council on the issue, Wambai Kano gave us a letter stating the position of the Emirate Council and instructed us to deliver it to the Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIG) in charge of Zone 1, including Inuwa and the girl. We delivered the letter to the AIG and gave him a message that the Emir instructed that the girl should be repatriated to Bayelsa where her parents lives. So, after delivering the letter and the two children to the AIG, that was where I stopped playing any role, believing that the AIG will handle the matter as instructed by the Emir.

“However, I must say that Tofa people are not happy with this development and we condemn the action of our son, Inuwa. Now, I must tell you that it was wrong for Inuwa to have brought the girl back to this village after the Emir of Kano has given his verdict that the girl be repatriated back to her people. It is not in our character to do this kind of thing.

“So, I must declare that Inuwa’s character was unIslamic and totally unacceptable by the people of Tofa village who have high regard to our religion, constituted authorities and the revered throne of Sarkin Kano, Sanusi Muhammad 11. Inuwa has cheated the people of Tofa; he has smeared our name and the name of Kano state, even that of Nigeria.

“My advice to the young ones is that whenever they want to get married from any part of the country, they should properly follow the channels, tradition, customs and norms of the people. The reunion of the girl with the parents is the best option in this issue and Tofa people align themselves with this decision, because since the Emir’s verdict on the issue, all that we have been fighting for is that the girl be returned back to her parents.”

The Nation also gathered that Inuwa Dahiru Bala (25) who was born and brought up in Tofa village, traveled to Bayelsa state in search of job.

http://thenationonlineng.net/ese-my-son-hasnt-committed-any-crime-inuwas-father/

I nor blame you. Na the girl parents I blame !

ObiOmaMu:
Nollywood actors Bimbo Akintola and Francis Duru, last Sunday, visited Internally Displaced People camps in Maiduguri.


See more photos below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/nollywood-actors-bimbo-akintola-francis.html

Ol'boy ! These guys get mind sha ! Kudos !