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i concour. That is to say NEVER JUDGE A SOUP FROM THE SMELL !

HOW DO YOU RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT JOB? [color=#990000][/color]

[b]Put 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts.

If they are recounting them, put them in Audit.

If they messed up the whole place with the bricks put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in a strange order, put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

If they broke the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

If they say they tried different combinations without moving a brick, put them in Sales.

If they already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

Last but not least, if they are holding a meeting, and the bricks are exactly where they were, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.[/b]

HOW DO YOU RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT JOB? [color=#990000][/color]

[b]Put 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts.

If they are recounting them, put them in Audit.

If they messed up the whole place with the bricks put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in a strange order, put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

If they broke the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

If they say they tried different combinations without moving a brick, put them in Sales.

If they already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

Last but not least, if they are holding a meeting, and the bricks are exactly where they were, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.[/b]

deluxek:
please any seller who has the intentions of selling registered cars as unregistered should desist from such, because its a criminal action.
Kindly visit licensing office to confirm if car's chassis number has been registered before making a purchase(pls dont make a purchase you will regret).
Some also have the habits of selling kotonu(smuggled) car as lagos cleared after doctoring a fake customs paper, i will also suggest we take the customs paper to the customs(for confirmation of genuineness) before making payment.
Note: dont believe customs are off road forever, when hunger comes, they always return. dont spend a fortune on car and eventually get your self in customs' trap.

True yarns most especially the customs guys. I fear those guys pass armed robbers o !

violent:
i think you are right, the price is insultingly high for Naija used Bulldog

Bcus it is original !

abhosts:
An Arab coach will never be successful with the Nigerian National Team. Arabs play a completely different brand of football that only works in the african scene, because all other teams on the continent are of mediocre quality.

Good point and besides,he has never gotten any world cup experience before. I think the Eygpt FA knows what they are trying to do by realasing him to come and coach the super fowls.  This is just a test for him and a kind of training.

This is is is Bennnntttttlish ! Bently i mean to say ! 

Young Nigerian man named Oku meets an attractive girl and starts going out with her. Soon enough the two are inseparable and they agree to marry.



Oku takes the girl home so that she can meet his parents. After the meeting, Oku tells his dad of intention to marry the girl and asks for his blessings. The old man flatly refuses to give his blessing. Oku is shocked and asks his father to give him a reason for his refusal. The old man pulls his son aside and confides 'Oku my son, the girl you want to marry is your sister, but let us keep it between ourselves because your mommy doesn't know.

Oku is flabbergasted and cannot believe this. He leaves his dad and remains distraught. After a few days of this frustration, his mother notices it and asks her son what is troubling him. Seeing it is his mummy and feeling betrayed he tells his mom his dad's little secret.



The mom pauses for a minute and then starts to smile. She looks at his son and tells him 'Oku, if you love the girl then you should be with her, so marry her. Oku is surprised by this and asks his mother ' what about what I've just told you? You do realize she is my sister?' The mom leans in and whispers to her son “Oku, your daddy isn't your father, but your daddy doesn't know, ”

Nor be today YANSH don dey for back !

Onwan:
@Big father
Simply put; Its about the people who are FOR the people. An Ibo person will understand better.

I am PROUDLY Ibo

Now i know ! Make you no forget me in ya kingdom o !  

Onwan:
Yeah, says he is new to nairaland. Its not registered so doesnt have any problems with that.

Like you have the 25M waiting right?

ONWANNNNNNN !!!!!!
Chief abeg i've been longing to know what this title is all about. Pardon my curiosity o !

Siena:
I understand the deal about private auctions, sometimes called "closed auctions."

If someone has debts, or runs a business on credit, selling off an expensive asset can cause creditors to panic, and start calling for early payments. If the seller has debts, his / her creditors will take the funds from the sale of an expensive asset, as soon as it sells.

So, sometimes, privacy is called for.

No probs then !

freshmoney:
Onwan,good,you just cleared the air. The accurate answer as expected from a mature man . But you should agree with me that some conmen appear on Nairaland incognito every now and then. 25 million naira na Money. Which title una wan give me now

I concour ! The chief should just post the pics and let's see naa !

Holyguy22:
Blue is the colour, football is
the game We're all together
and winning is our aim So
cheer us on through the sun
and rain. Chelsea, Chelsea is
our name.

Yessssss oooooo ! BLUES ALL DA WAY !

Pics not clear.

Na HERBALIST dey use white coloured cars for my village o !

You ought to know by now who it'll be .

honeyguy:
thanks

Contact pls.

djojo:
Arsenal is always the bes, so the result will be Arsenal 2-0 chelsea. dont touch it

I can sense FEAR in you .

You ain't even sure sef !

BLUES ALL DA WAY !

kbuba:
Nope it cant go for 150K. Try the model before it. Please Who ever is serious please call me for Bidding. I may give a 10% discount after buyer inspects & ready to pay within 2 weeks of this Post.
Thanks.

Then that's no good bargain bro ! Lay down your cards !

Kgdavid:
So what good is marriage? As a guy what do you stand to gain from marriage? fifteen years down the line the intimacy factor will not count as you probably will no longer find your partner attractive so is it love and companionship? this is more of a female thing, don't think we guys are that interested in the whole love and companionship thing and in any case, ten years own the line you are bound to be thoroughly tired of each other. So what's the point of marriage?

It is not COMPULSORY but NECESSARY !

sweetmum:
maybe your loved ones have experienced boring marriage,but if two people that love each other married,my dear it's fun.though sometimes there may be misunderstanding.just marry the person you love and you will enjoy it.
cheers

Abeg help me tell am o'jare !

FAIDATH:
IT'S AMAZING HOW MOST NAIRALANDERS RESPOND TO SOME NEWS, WHAT GAVE YOU THE ASSURANCE THAT THE MESSAGE IS TRUE. NA YOU SABI, TO ME THE ALBUM IS TIGHT. QUESTION FOR YOU HATERS- WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? A BREAK UP IN MARRIAGE DO YOU THINK IT IS EASY? MAY GOD BE WITH YOU AND HELP YOU CONTINUE WITH YOUR NONSENSE. AWON ENI IBI.

I wonder o !

Onwan:
A little downside (If you call it that) on the fuel consumption side BUT overall, they are way better, stronger and longer lasting than the V4s.

When you are 1 spark-plug down in a V4, you will feel it seriously, BUT with a V6, V8, you hardly know.

Most importantly for me is the torque and speed; the bigger the better. (V8 max though)

Yeah, i concur.Once you start, you can't stop !

Ipsi:
Still interested, just considering the manual transmission, is the A/c super cold, that can make up for the manual transmission.

The car is just too perfect for ladies.

Very clean ride with a reasonable price. But na d maual transmission be d issue.

Am sure it'll be a good sales.

Ghills:
at a very good rate if interested call this numbers 08063671032

Buy A Direct Belgium Volkwagen Passat American Spec, 2001 Model ?

Which is correct ? American Specs or Belgium,am a bit confused here.

kenzspunpy:
people, am about to purchase a V6 98 toyota camry, which was converted from RHD to LHD. hope there wont be any issues? the conversion was done in the UK,

HMMMMM, E be as e get o !

3 down,two more to go !

What's the movie all about ?