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OMG190:
whats so good about this damn ugly car

non shapy~

i hate camry~

You never see better one. Let me show you mine and you start licking the body like lolly pop !

ANOTHER MAN'S POMO IS ANOTHER MAN'S LEATHER !

coolrose:
I know someone who wants this car for 500k. How far?

Bros na wa for you o ! You wan buy this car for 500k,you can't even get a fairly used for that price.

@ Poster

This ain't 96 model but 94.
Kindly correct sir !

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.*

*The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,*
*when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."*

*The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.*
*When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."*

*The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.*
*When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."*

*The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.*
*When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."*

*Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,*
*the four men give her a subtle, "Well, ?"*

*She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,*
*slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips.*
*When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."*

Now i know GOD is a NIGERIAN !

akintun:
This is not just about radio Nigeria commentators, it is all the commentators in BON

The TV commentry is worse off ! Those guys just chat off their heads.

I said it all !

Show her the way kia,kia !

wale.star:
Her Mom was telling me Baba mi, Ma binu-Ma binu that I should wait and hear from her and not just leave life that and she try to keep my company with drink with her Dad self and we all wait together but when she come back, Her Mom shout on her and abused her and excuse two of us alone

Bro the whole thing dey so annoying. I can feel you,if na me o,na final be that !

igelle:
honeymoon is not so necessary, but its a way of making couples appreciate their time together after marriage

so where does that fall ?

boy1:
Why una dey manipulate men through fake crying:is it proper?

You allowed yourself to be manipulated bro !

It's not compulsory but necessary !

wale.star:
me again say wetin happen, I talk my mind and wetin pain me for woman.

I thank God for myself because I dey shayo and enough ashewo and street girl for short term and i am planning to take igbo soon but I don already dey mix am with five alive, the tin sweet no be small, I am doing this to keep myself alive because too much drama for woman so I no need any more chance

Paddyman, make you take am easy o ! It's not worth it o !

wale.star:
I dumped my ex girlfriend with so much drama and my new girlfriend did this again:I went to her house without calling her for the first time but whenever I used to come before I always called her. when I got to her house, she was not around,her parents welcome me in the sitting room to wait for her and I called right from the sitting room and asked her where she is, she told me she is in the house and i said where about in the house, she told me in the sitting room relaxing and watcing TV, God I almost turn mad, when I told her I was in the same sitting room she mentioned, she kept quiet and asked are you sure, I said yet, she told me she is sorry that she went to get something store,when she come back, she has nothing to prove as what she has bought, it took her an 1 hour:30 minutes to come back home. ever since then I didn't trust her anymore and I always get worried. but told me to forget the past and try to trust her but I don' t trust her anymore till now because even if she told me,she is at home, I will never believe

Nor mind them jare, na so them be !

paddy_lo:
carry your wahala dey go,in sports there must be one winner,as we pray to qualify,so does tunisians dey pray we mess up in kenya,this your holier than thou no work for this one

Let's wait and see who messes up !

Let's hope so. But left for me, i don't want them to qualify !

azeeza:
nff with their gra gra.

and that is if they'll allow the guy a free hand to work !

I woner why we should pray for someone else's downfall . Just cus we want to qualify. If that is the case o. I pray say make we nor qualify !

Pedro and Maria got married. He was experienced, while she was naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, “Pedro! What is that handle-like thing hanging between your legs?”

Pedro was a quick thinker. “Maria, I am the only man in the world with this handle that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for. Maria was more than pleased.

After the honeymoon was over, Pedro went back to work. He returned home to
find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch.

“Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet
today, when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!”

Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one.”

A skeptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home the next
day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.

“Maria? Now what's wrong?”

“Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Gonzalez!”

BAD BELLE PEOPLE !

BLUES TILL I QUENCH O'jare !

[b]A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, 'Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'


The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.' [/b]

jalether:
That poll should have had an option for "HELL TO D NO" , I will eat my remote including the AAA batteries if we loose this game

BLUES RUNS IN THE VAIN !

Read this :

[b]One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at2:30 because Terry will be at work then.” Red said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked,” Has Red been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,” As a matter of fact, he did.” Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.

So who is more smarter now ? [/b]

[b]One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at2:30 because Terry will be at work then.” Red said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked,” Has Red been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,” As a matter of fact, he did.” Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.[/b]

temmytanny:
dont jubilate yet.its just 10games out of 38.

i pray your ancheloti dont turn scolari later in the season cos i dont see anything special wit his diamond formation.

we shall meet soon

Na you sabi o !

Ol' Boy !

Jafour:
N1.1m for 1999 Toyota Camry. Call me 6479893275 (Canada) or call Peter 08033193480

For a naija used ?

Ujujoan:
Is this story real

I dont think so

So what is not real about the story ?

Bros, just do away with her and move on. Just within a period of how many months and she was pressured by friends . Please move on and drop her like a piece of shat and please make sure you inform your folks and hers too .

[b]On this Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work. He works in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife works a short distance from where her husband’s office is.

As a result of this, John unknowingly carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone his wife, Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.

On arriving at his place of work, John noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his, but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses.

His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.

Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay mum to see what more would come.

After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as ‘Susan-Salon’ which read, “Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma heart. Nice day sweetie, see you at lunch.”

The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as ‘Winnie-Handbags’ which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."

John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the other side his wife might be seeing drama too.

Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as ‘Ochieng-Car wash’ which read, “Hi dear how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."

Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husband had a son outside marriage.

Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’ which read, “Monin ma dear, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be complete without you. Every time I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g’day.”

The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’ and read, “Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa campo, lakini nikumiss sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big.”

Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!

When evening came, John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at each other with suspicion.

Then trouble began, and I was called to intervene. Sincerely, what would you have told them?[/b]