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mekuslogan:
The poverty in the south west is fast equating the situation in the north.

Poverty is everywhere around the world.

Beanshead:
I dnt unstand, Tag as in price? 3 million naira only.

Yeap sir !

Yeah ! The bus dey tight,so what's the tag ?

Nice car with a resonable price. Happy sales bro !

Bros , i nearly twisted my neck o. Haba ! Abeg re-post the pics .

badboy:
1.5m flat for a naija used 2003 LX model? Dont u think you should reconsider? Enjoy !

Meeeennnnnn, i bow o !

bayoojo:
wtaz the price man,

I guess it's free for now.

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office,

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,', And where do you think you're going?!'






(You're going to love this, )

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'

raddyworld:
the price is 1.1m

Negotiable ?

I dey enjoy my toy 24/7 . I have never had a course to blame myself for one day.
Car is yr and some mths now and WOW, it's a V6 !
NOTHING LIKE IT !

kay80:
The pics looks okay but one is not sure of the engine. Will you agree @ N550,000 if my mechanic certifies the engine to be okay?

You 4 try wash the engine naa.

They just need to work hard !

Nice and clean !

This just gonna be a WALK OVER !

[b]STIMULUS PLAN

It is the month of JUNE a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything.

However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today. [/b]

[b]A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

"Hello, Could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place
For dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the Condom and as the young man
is going out; he returns and says,

"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very Cute
too" . She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,

"Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since
she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!


During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mum facing him . When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give Us."
A minute later the boys is still praying; "and thank you Lord for your
Kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still Praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even
More surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in
his ear, ”I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a pharmacist. [/b]

manual !!!

Na auto ?

Make una call 180 for settings to be sent to you naa !

The only way bafana bafana is going to win

Make una See kanye ooooooo…!

[b]A phone rings in the house a little girl picks it up

"Hello" she says

"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped

"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!"

"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."

"Ok daddy just a minute."

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."

"What happened honey?"

"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain't moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad?

"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."
Really long pause this time.

Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

"No this is 486-5713."

Sorry its a wrong number,  [/b]

Good.

Pics pls !

switchmax8:
i am offering 450k if you are ok send me more pics and details to wealthyemah@yahoo.com

HABA ! Na wa for people o !

CLASH OF THE TITANS ! This a match to WATCH !

This is a 96 model .

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the park. The white man has a
pet monkey and the black man is selling bananas.
So the black guy says, "Mr, can u please look after my bananas, I'm going
to the toilet." "Oh yes go ahead," says the white man.

The black guy comes back and there are no more bananas and he goes mad,
"Where are my bananas?" The white guy says, "Ask your brother," pointing at
his monkey. The black guy chills.

Then the white guy says few seconds later, "Can you please look after your
brother, I'm going to the toilet."
The black guy says, "Ok." When the white man comes back the monkey is dead
and he goes mad asking, "What happened to my monkey?"

The black guy says, "Mr. don't get involved, it's a family matter!!!"

How do you handle a vehicle change of ownership for an ABUJA registerd car ? Am living in lagos.