₦airaland Forum

How do you handle a vehicle change of ownership for an ABUJA registerd car ?

To hell with them !

Yesssss oooo !

650k for hala ?

who said men aren't bootylicious.

askcdkings:
This Toyota CRV is a 2002 model and it is naija fairly used going for N950,000.
Car is in good condition, factory ac fitted, sound engine etc
contact: 08032729002 (serious buyers plz)

Honda CRV you mean ?

[b]No No No. Let somebody tell me this is a huge joke. Am in tears. The grand initiation of Chief Gani Fawehinmi has since brought me emotional laceration and thrown me into a state of utter catalepsy. This was a man who inured himself in the aqua of self abnegation and immolation just to give justice to the down-trodden. Can there be another GANI in Nigeria’s legal firmament? I dare say i have my doubts. Chief Gani Fawehinmi was simply inimitable, puritanically committed, inscrutably remonstrative, ideologically transcendental, quixotically cosmopolitan and a ready conveyor-belt of legal tomahawks which he intrepidly deployed in his cascading fulminations against our philistine military and political class. His transition is not just the fall of an Iroko but indeed the grand initiation of an iconic legal salamander. We only hope that we didactically learn herefrom that it’s not so much our sybaritic life styles that matters more than the quality of service we render whilst we sojourn on this earth plane.[/b]

bayol2001:
17inch chrome alloy wheels
factory ac
navy blue
tinted window
american spec,
full options
1.8m ono
price:800k ono.
call me on08023261046 for viewing or mail me olaomojulawal@hotmail.com for pictures

DOUBLE STANDARD !

Middleman:
when i saw 190 left a post i thought it was d usual N1.7m offer, but seems u downgraded. last price my friend is N1.75m

Na war ooooo !

Each and every one has got his/her own time to die.

tmny:
To some extent it can,

Yeah right but communication is far more better , at least few seconds of chatting on phone before going to bed every day .

Very Touching !

What's the price ?

There is something wrong somewhere ! Just barely a month after Mrs Remi Abiola's death. Na wa o !

That has always been her trade mark. Not suprised !

Meeeeennnnn this ya price na DIE !
77HK ? Just for a DVD PLAYER ?!

@Bandore

Very good business sense.abeg keep it up !

ayawori:
Oh my God Chelsea Will make Chicken suya with 3 points n basket of goals out of this Burnley

Yess ooooo ! Blues for life !

Itz going to be a tough one. But am sure the red devils will surely win this !

Where are all those haters ?!

BLUES FOR LIFE !

Doooooppppp, he proved me wrong !

ok

Na that french boy o !

nateevs:
Anelka distorts the shape of the formation always. .

that guy is just too slow for my liking !

What are these burnley guys up to sef ?
Beating dem senior brothers !

IYA NGBALI:
CHLESKI GO CRY TOMORROW ISHA ALLAH

God never answers the prayers of the WICKED ! BACK TO SENDER !

[b]Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.



5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Chukwujekwu a Nigerian living in USA .



Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave.



2000 people left.



Chukwujekwu said to himself, “I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

I'll give it a try'”.



Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave,



2000 people left .



Chukwujekwu said to himself “I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?” So he stayed behind again.



Then Bill Gates asked candidates who didn’t have a minimum of a Diploma in Business Management to leave.



500 people left the room.



Chukwujekwu said to himself, “I left school at 15, just after standard 6, but what have I got to lose?” So, he stayed in the room.



Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croat to leave.



498 people left the room.



Chukwujekwu says to himself, “I do not speak one word of Serb-Croat and I'm pretty sure Gates doesn't either so what do I have to lose?” So he stayed and finds himself with one other candidate.



EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE.



Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.



And, ” Chukwujekwu turned to the other candidate and in a horse voice said "Yoruba Yoruba ! Nnaa di anyi how far? Kèdu kwanu? wetin no dey shèlèè? Biko gwa'm oku !!!"



The other candidate answered calmly but clearly saying "Omo Igbo diè diè o, bawo ni? èjọọ ma ba chance mi jè o. Mo need ishè yi badly sè, !!"



Chukwujekwu, , was stunned !!!! , but that was nothing compared to the shock in the eyes of both candidates when Gates said ,



"Haba you Nigerians HABA !!!! Na wetin Sef? Una wan tryyyyyyy meeeee?"




Naija go better[/b]

And why on earth would you want your first husband's children to benefit from another man's will ?! HABA!
It's not a do or die affair !

And where are the pics ?

House Wife

House Wife: Welcome Dear, how was the office today?

Husband : Fine o jare. How are my kids?

House Wife: They are asleep already. Change your clothes while I get your bath water ready.

(10 minutes later)

House Wife: Dinner is ready oooooooo. (She sit down and watch the husband eat, waiting for compliment).

House Wife: The landlord was here today.

Husband: (stop eating) for what again? I have paid the house rent ke!

House Wife: He brought the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation. Iya Agba too phoned that she needs money for that medicine we promised her last month. Mama Kemi brought the Ankara material for her father’s burial. Its N5,000 for 6 yards. We don’t seem to have enough foodstuffs again ooooooooo.

Husband: (Grunts)

House Wife: Ehen, you promised to give me the money for my cream yesterday. Junior’s food is finished oooooooooooo. I want to do my hair tomorrow ooooooooooo to enable me attend Iya Kofo daughter’s naming ceremony. I will need some pocket money as well. Even though I don’t have a shoe that will match the colour of the lace material, I will manage the black one any way.

Husband: (begin to cough)

House wife: Oh Sorry Dear! (Rushes to get cold water from the fridge). The devil is a liar! Sorry Darling! Let me get you a pack of juice.

Husband: I am very tired Dear, I am going to bed. We will talk about this tomorrow.

House Wife: Ok, I will join you later. I want to watch this film on TV. Galaxy showed part 1 yesterday, and part 2 will be on soon.

Husband: (Staggered to bed full of anxiety, with no idea on how to meet up with these entire financial obligation)









CAREER Wife



Career Wife: (Gets back from work) Ekaete! Ekaete!!! Ekaete!!! Where is this useless girl self?

Ekaete : Yes MADAM! Welcome Ma. I de come. I been de attend to the children. Dem don sleep just now.

Career Wife: Ok, get those things from my car for me right away, and get my bath water ready. Set the dinner very snappy. By the way, is Tunde back from work yet?

Ekaete : Che Oga? E nefa come back yet oooo. He been phone say na pounded yam im wan chop for dinner and I don prepare am plus the rice wey you wan chop self. But dem junior na egg and yam dem request for.

(10 minutes later)

Ekaete: Madam, de money you gif me to pay for junior dem school fees, na de receipt be dis. I don go buy the bags of rice, beans, garri, sugar, salt, semo, turkey and fish. I even go to Mile 12 for Ketu to buy the yams, cassava, onion, pepper, vegetable, fruits and meat.

Career Wife: Ok. Did Tunde give you the money to pay the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation?

Ekaete: yes Madam! He even gif me money to pay for the house rent for landlord account. He gif Garba money to buy one drum of diesel for the generator, to service the generator, fill the gas. E don pay my salary and Garba own.



(Tunde enters)



Husband:Ah! Bridget, you are back already. The Traffic today is disastrous!

Career Wife: Is that so?

Ekaete: Oga Welcome Sir! Let me get your bath ready while you change your cloth. I don prepare your favourite meal as requested.

Husband: Oh that’s great, Ekaete

Career wife: OooooPh, I am going to bed. I got to be at the airport early to catch the first flight to Abuja tomorrow.

Husband: I will join you later. Got to watch the match between LIVERPOOL AND CHELSEA.

Ekaete: Oga, your dinner is set. (She disappeared into the kitchen)

Husband: (Eats his dinner alone without a companion).

House Wife

House Wife: Welcome Dear, how was the office today?

Husband : Fine o jare. How are my kids?

House Wife: They are asleep already. Change your clothes while I get your bath water ready.

(10 minutes later)

House Wife: Dinner is ready oooooooo. (She sit down and watch the husband eat, waiting for compliment).

House Wife: The landlord was here today.

Husband: (stop eating) for what again? I have paid the house rent ke!

House Wife: He brought the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation. Iya Agba too phoned that she needs money for that medicine we promised her last month. Mama Kemi brought the Ankara material for her father’s burial. Its N5,000 for 6 yards. We don’t seem to have enough foodstuffs again ooooooooo.

Husband: (Grunts)

House Wife: Ehen, you promised to give me the money for my cream yesterday. Junior’s food is finished oooooooooooo. I want to do my hair tomorrow ooooooooooo to enable me attend Iya Kofo daughter’s naming ceremony. I will need some pocket money as well. Even though I don’t have a shoe that will match the colour of the lace material, I will manage the black one any way.

Husband: (begin to cough)

House wife: Oh Sorry Dear! (Rushes to get cold water from the fridge). The devil is a liar! Sorry Darling! Let me get you a pack of juice.

Husband: I am very tired Dear, I am going to bed. We will talk about this tomorrow.

House Wife: Ok, I will join you later. I want to watch this film on TV. Galaxy showed part 1 yesterday, and part 2 will be on soon.

Husband: (Staggered to bed full of anxiety, with no idea on how to meet up with these entire financial obligation)









CAREER Wife



Career Wife: (Gets back from work) Ekaete! Ekaete!!! Ekaete!!! Where is this useless girl self?

Ekaete : Yes MADAM! Welcome Ma. I de come. I been de attend to the children. Dem don sleep just now.

Career Wife: Ok, get those things from my car for me right away, and get my bath water ready. Set the dinner very snappy. By the way, is Tunde back from work yet?

Ekaete : Che Oga? E nefa come back yet oooo. He been phone say na pounded yam im wan chop for dinner and I don prepare am plus the rice wey you wan chop self. But dem junior na egg and yam dem request for.

(10 minutes later)

Ekaete: Madam, de money you gif me to pay for junior dem school fees, na de receipt be dis. I don go buy the bags of rice, beans, garri, sugar, salt, semo, turkey and fish. I even go to Mile 12 for Ketu to buy the yams, cassava, onion, pepper, vegetable, fruits and meat.

Career Wife: Ok. Did Tunde give you the money to pay the bills for PHCN, LAWMA, Security, Water and Sanitation?

Ekaete: yes Madam! He even gif me money to pay for the house rent for landlord account. He gif Garba money to buy one drum of diesel for the generator, to service the generator, fill the gas. E don pay my salary and Garba own.



(Tunde enters)



Husband:Ah! Bridget, you are back already. The Traffic today is disastrous!

Career Wife: Is that so?

Ekaete: Oga Welcome Sir! Let me get your bath ready while you change your cloth. I don prepare your favourite meal as requested.

Husband: Oh that’s great, Ekaete

Career wife: OooooPh, I am going to bed. I got to be at the airport early to catch the first flight to Abuja tomorrow.

Husband: I will join you later. Got to watch the match between LIVERPOOL AND CHELSEA.

Ekaete: Oga, your dinner is set. (She disappeared into the kitchen)

Husband: (Eats his dinner alone without a companion).

Izusco:
i agree with you. they are unstoppable

Unstoppable when the season just started ?

Abeg make una find una way to the sports section jare !