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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trans, Jordan Gray Plays Piano With Her Penis, Insults God On Live TV In The UK by bigjackass: 7:12pm On Oct 21, 2022
what the feckkk shocked

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Crime / Re: A Man Has Killed Himself Because Of Loan Company by bigjackass: 4:41pm On Oct 21, 2022
because they message your contacts that you are owing you decide to kill yourself. lol

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Romance / Re: Shey Na Only Me Dey Notice This by bigjackass: 12:06pm On Oct 20, 2022
imagrg:
12.5kg gas lasts 11 days in my house.
are you into akara business

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Family / Re: My Wife And Inlaws From Imo State Can Do Anything To Japa by bigjackass: 11:49am On Oct 20, 2022
those that have the means to japa should do so, so that those who dont have money to japa can take over their jobs

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Family / Re: I Am Very Afraid, I Need This Advice by bigjackass: 3:17pm On Oct 19, 2022
Tammyor2:
I tried doing this. The pressure from the extended family was so much on me. My parent kept feeding them with lies and about how I have money and I'm ignoring them. My living close too the village does not help matters too. No body from my family has seen my baby boy since I gave birth,
dont you know how to block numbers on your phone
Sports / Re: Man Seen Praying In Mosque After Winning N38m With N800 On Sports Betting by bigjackass: 2:41pm On Oct 19, 2022
LeoDeKing:

Keep deceiving yourself.

Just because I predicted Liverpool will defeat Man City, then I dropped N100, boom, I now win N45 million if Liverpool end up defeating Man City.

Then why can't I bet Liverpool will defeat Man City with N100 on one hand, then Man City will defeat Liverpool with N100 on another hand, then still bet that they will draw with another N100. Whatever the outcome, I have 45 million.

But we just like deceiving ourselves. No free lunch anywhere, know this and know peace. grin
lwkmd you clearly dont know anything about betting and odds. Me i dont have time to explain things. bye bye.

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Family / Re: Please I Need Some Recommendations. by bigjackass: 2:30pm On Oct 19, 2022
frozen70:


Malt and milk cold one daily till you get your desired weight size
why must it be cold?
Sports / Re: Man Seen Praying In Mosque After Winning N38m With N800 On Sports Betting by bigjackass: 2:27pm On Oct 19, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Win N38m with N800, how is that possible?

Why is everyone not playing sports bet then?

Keep deceiving yourselves.
you dont know anything. It is very possible though difficult.. Even someone here on nairaland betting thread won 45 million with hundred naira

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Politics / Re: The Myth Of Studying In The UK. by bigjackass: 11:35am On Oct 19, 2022
Guy calm down. Not all nigerians in america are suffering. Though they might not be wealthy but to say they are all suffering is an exaggeration.
timesuploaded:
mumu can you afford to buy a used car of 7k for there? The cars we buy here your mumu head forget say shipping, buying, clearing and profit cost they on top? People are balling in Nigeria. Nor go old for that street wey u join morrocans dey sell coffee for street. Time don go. Na even Amazon factory work u dey do, later drive taxi for evening. Hope u meet your 244 weekend trip target so them fit dash you something? Mumu
Family / Re: Nairalanders Cursed My Family by bigjackass: 8:48am On Oct 19, 2022
sweetman2022:
I read somewhere where you said you are educated. Going to school doesn't mean you will be smart or intelligent. You are a driver and you are proud of giving birth to four and planning to do more. This means you are daft and not planning a future for those kids. As a driver what quality of education can you provide those kids right now? What if you die tomorrow because you guys don't ever think of that as Africans. Do you think what you have on ground now can take care of those kids? Our fathers made huge mistake giving birth to multitude without proper planning. How can you not realize the mistakes of your father and learn from it. The value you create before leaving this world is the legacy you live behind not the numbers of children you give birth to. You are being selfish if giving birth is making you happy even though it doesn't benefits the innocent children you are bringing to this world.
his plan is surely to send the children to public schools where they dont pay school fees

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Family / Re: Nairalanders Cursed My Family by bigjackass: 8:46am On Oct 19, 2022
CeeJeckydivah:
As much as 20k monthly? grin grin big man.
lol. e shock you too grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Live In Househelp Urgently Needed by bigjackass: 5:38pm On Oct 17, 2022
Darammliveth:



15k, and the house help is going to do almost every chores in the house. Would carry out duties of laundry man, cook, cleaner. 15k is too poor for any human being in this dispensation.
almost all? the unfortunate victim will do every fuçking chore. cooking, cleaning, laundry, nanny, going to market, carrying load, packing shït, fetching water, massaging feet, loosing hair, attending PTA meeting, picking kids from school, to mention but a few. I just hope no one is desperate enough to fall for this

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Fashion / How Much Is A Good Sunscreen? by bigjackass: 11:26am On Oct 17, 2022
A female friend said i should bring 20k to buy one for me but I'm sure she inflated the price undecided. I then went to the market and was able to get one for 1.5k but unfortunately it left my face white and i had to wash it off. I'm guessing it was too cheap. How much is a good one that will rub in very well?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 16th October 2022 by bigjackass: 7:40pm On Oct 16, 2022
Bloooody:
If liverpool win this match Let me die in my sleep this night
rip

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Ogunwusi Finally Marries Fourth Wife, Set To Marry 5th(pictures) by bigjackass: 11:44am On Oct 15, 2022
this king likes educated, high end women. Unlike a certain kabiyesi

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Business / Re: How Much Have You Saved This Year? by bigjackass: 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2022
robinso01:
I've saved my life so far. I can't come and kill myself.
lol
Food / Re: How To Bleach Palm Oil Safely Without Causing Air Pollution (Photos, Video) by bigjackass: 1:40pm On Oct 14, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This video gives a detailed explanation on how to safely bleach palm oil without any fumes or a choking environment. It's quick and easy to follow steps in a 2 minutes video.

All you need is a pot with a non perforated lid and palm oil.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRUk4mB8se8


STEPS:

Pour palm oil in a pot with a tight lid.
Cover and cook on the lowest heat for 20 minutes without opening the lid at all.
After 20 minutes, put off the heat and allow to cool for another 20 minutes before opening the pot.
You can cook in large quantity and store for use anytime needed, that way you save gas.
No fumes, no choking, no air pollution, no coughing, no near fire incidence, etc.
what of if i open the pot immediately after putting off the fire grin
Politics / Re: Where Is Felix Nicolas The 2nd Runner Up Of 2019 Presidential Elections? by bigjackass: 2:27pm On Oct 13, 2022
funny
Crime / Re: My Experience In Ladipo, Lagos. by bigjackass: 2:13pm On Oct 13, 2022
600 naira is the charge for 40k nah
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Rico On Life Support by bigjackass: 2:07pm On Oct 13, 2022
it is unfair that this bubbly young guy with potentials offed just like that, while some dried grandpas continue to remain a thorn in our neck

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Religion / Re: Interesting How Atheists Believe In Non-existent Civilisations But.. by bigjackass: 11:01am On Oct 13, 2022
as an atheist i have gotten to a point where i dont bother to argue with anyone that their religious beliefs are not real. Because it doesnt fuçking matter. Nothing matters in this life. Let everyone just do whatever rocks their boatundecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Rico Swavey Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House 2018 by bigjackass: 10:44am On Oct 13, 2022
he has now been evicted from the earth. fuucccckkkkk

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Family / Re: I Fainted In Public Due To Dizziness, Most Embarrassing Moment Of My Life. by bigjackass: 12:11pm On Oct 12, 2022
Corrections:


Yes pls how may I help you. You just called my name... wink wink
cant you read? she said you are allowed na grin
Celebrities / Re: Teni Goofed And It Was Unfortunate by bigjackass: 10:35am On Oct 12, 2022
i agree to some extent. she should have stayed at home or declined the award
Romance / Re: If You Think Your Life Is Useless Nw. Just Look At This Picture by bigjackass: 8:46am On Oct 11, 2022
Aareakinwunmi:
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
one might die before getting to the end of the tunnel. Just saying...

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Health / Re: Who Needs A Heart, Kidney Or Any Human Vital Organs I Wish To Donate Mine by bigjackass: 7:03pm On Oct 10, 2022
Widowscharity:
I am I asked for help last 2 years and someone helped that's the crime I committed to him.

to ask for help is not a crime. The problem is that you are a lazy serial beggar always cooking up heart wrenching stories everytime. Today you are in nassrawa tomorrow kogi. nonsense
Health / Re: Who Needs A Heart, Kidney Or Any Human Vital Organs I Wish To Donate Mine by bigjackass: 6:33pm On Oct 10, 2022
Romanoff:


I just sent him 1k. If that will solve his problem, no problem.

If he's s scammer, then na him sabi.

I'll take note next time.
he is very convincing with his pathetic stories. Even if you give him 1 million he will still come back next week with touching stories. A nairalander sent him 150k some months ago and he was back within a short while. smh

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Health / Re: Who Needs A Heart, Kidney Or Any Human Vital Organs I Wish To Donate Mine by bigjackass: 6:28pm On Oct 10, 2022
Romanoff:


The person I spoke to asked me if I could trust you. Since I don't know you, I had to be honest with him.

Since your immediate need is food, send your account number.
that is goodness34 aka twinklewin. Mustepha Hassan the serial scammer/beggar. dont send him any money

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Romance / Re: Nack O Nack Well Well Before You Come Here - Nigerian UK Resident by bigjackass: 11:17am On Oct 10, 2022
ecolime:
Nigerians should date themselves na. Our girls no dey UK ni?
its only because of money that most nigerian girls open their legs easily here. Once they travel abroad they are hard to get laid because they can afford a comfortable life on their own

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by bigjackass: 8:54am On Oct 10, 2022
Neneononye:
Omo!!Guys d show is over..pls stop d hate and let these housemates be! undecided All these terrible vulgar and vile words on top bbnaija?!These housemates na people pickins ooo angry Just support ur fav in peace and let other housemates be.
you are only wasting your vocal cords trying to make them stop. They wont. Just sit back and enjoy the vawulence cheesy

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