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It's gonna level out at 2500ngn to $1......... The mess y'all from that region shouting Ebi pa won, cheered for 8 solid years is coming back to haunt y'all! Too bad, y'all also created the mess for every other person!

Those with few corns in their back pocket will soon realize how foolish they're!

When they start posting the posts made by the man they loathe, hates and wish was no More! Tufiakwaaaa this kind of people!

Anyway, what an adult decide to do with their private parts is exclusively none of our business....like Asiwaju daughter, like HE Peter Obi son....these are adults and private citizens. What they do with their private parts is none of our business, let's stop poking out nose where it should not be!

Nigeria has more heavier issues to deal....those with corn on their back pocket should know that at the rate Naira is doing swuegbe....those corn would soon be valueless!

IkeOnyia:
Nnamdi KANU released this bombshell on his Radio Biafra during a live programme some years ago before he was arrested. It came as a shock to some because Peter Obi had always presented himself holier-than-thou and Nnamdi kanu is reputed to have some privileged information. But the recent revelation that Oseloka Obi, the only male child of Peter Obi, is gay, has the bell ringing on Peter Obi himself.

Here are some reasons why Nnamdi Kanu may be right

1. Nnamdi Kanu lived in London like Peter Obi and may have been privy to the former governor's movemements like going to gay clubs and bars.

2. Peter Obi's nickname when he was governor of Anambra state was Adaobi which means eldest daughter or first daughter of the family. It was widely used then but many didn't understand why he was called that but now it is making sense.

3. Nnamdi Kanu is regarded as a prophet by his followers which include many pastors and catholic priests in the east.

4. Some say Peter Obi's love for his gay son was why he picked a namesake Oseloka Obaze to run for governor against Willie Obiano whom he had fallen out of favour with.

5. You hardly see Peter Obi with his wife unless he is going for a political rally. Not even in church will you see them together. It is said that he lives apart from her. While she lives in Lagos at a luxurious condo in Ikoyi, he lives between Enugu and UK.

6. A fruit doesn't fall far from its tree. Like father, like son. People have talked so much about Peter Obi's strange voice that sounds all the more feminine in character, though not definite evidence, but it is something homosexual men are known for.

7. Peter Obi choosing Doyin Okupe whose son is also homosexual as his campaign DG for the last election looks fishy. May be there is a father's club for such things.

8. Reverend Father Ejike Mbaka is not known to embarrass visitors to his ministry but it is peculiar that his spirit revolts whenever Peter Obi climbs his altar to speak, like there is a foul spirit of sodomy nearby.

9. Nigerian association of homosexuals and LGBQT in general endorsed Peter Obi for President in 2023. It is very curious why that illegal association would come forward to make him their preference.

This is why I fear for power in the Nigeria context.... Now, I'm not overly spiritual but sometimes, what these despicable people do for power is something out of the ordinary!

Nigeria context, one power shift to your region, insecurity and deaths also shift there too!

Asiwaju till 203100

What a cool Igwe! If everyone depend less on Govt purse, there will be more funds used for Development.

If everyone carries their our water, they will appreciate the foolishness of having owambe every now and then.

If people are less proud, they will see the foolishness of seeking gifts from the govt.

If an Igwe drives cab, I see no reason why lazy jobless people would be disturbing Asiwaju with cries of Ebi pa won!

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV3YcXEcijw?si=gVn8BnBqkzkG3oBQ

Last year while working on a project for a client, I stumbled on a piece written by PwC, an advisory for African markets....the Nigerian situation is so terrible, that I could not hide. I drop it here anonymously.....

On the forex situations, I encourage him to go get 20,00,000 NGN and buy USD, that within three months he will cash out Big time doing nothing! Smart guy, he did accordingly and just sold his last batch of USD, making a hefty RoI.

You see, inflation is good for those with cash, and very bad for those without!

Well, as usual those with corn in Their back pocket called me all sorts of names....well I'm glad the few corn in their pockets is gradually running out, then they will taste the power of bad leadership!

Elections truly has consequences!

lastkingsman:
The debt service ratio is one way of calculating a business's ability to repay its debt. It compares income to debt-related obligations.

Bankers often calculate this ratio as part of their considerations of whether or not to approve a business loan.

Take note of the bolded, will revisit that in a moment.

You see, the debt management office told us in June, 2023 that this ratio is 73%

https://www.thecable.ng/dmo-pegs-debt-service-to-revenue-ratio-at-73-5-says-its-unsustainable/amp

KPMG predicted 100% before Dec 2023

https://www.thecable.ng/kpmg-nigeria-may-spend-over-100-of-its-revenue-on-debt-servicing-in-2023/amp

Just taking a simple average, that figure is not less than 88% now.

The implications is that we can no longer borrow and all our revenue is used to service debt. Naira is printed at a crazy rate to meet FG financial obligations and these monies are looted and used to buy the scarce dollars driving up the price higher.

It's an infinite loop ➿ that will total destroy the value of naira. Our net reserve according to JP Morgan is 3.75bn USD. So we can't even defend the naira. Dangerous times ahead

ResidentSnitch:
He probably rolled on the floor to greet his parents in the morning of that same day he attempted to hijack their skulls...
If only the parents could tell...

95% of leaders from that region are into one ritual or another. If no be Alfa prepare their own, na one babalawo, or cele prophet.... tufiakwaaaa!!!

They'll vote incompetent leaders and end up killing innocent children for money rituals!!!! Tufiakwaaaa this people!

Abeg make una allow them use the ones already dead at the cemeteries, make we get peace!

Open the cemeteries and allow them pack skulls as they like!

Just negodi...... Won't be surprised lots of them are here on nairaland.... lazy, jobless frustrated Ebi pa won fellows!

No wonder they always vote evil personalities as leaders!!!! G-d punish all of Una wey conspire to bring this thing to Aso Rock!!!

NaijaCoverBlog:
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Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/1/corpse-of-8-year-old-pupil-killed-by-suspected-ritualists-in-ogun-graphic-2.html

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This guy really learn how to run economy like a typical Onitsha brought up!

Gbogbowa:
Tinubu had OBI saying i will remove subsity immediately but did not consult Obi how to do it. Nigeria now suffer the consequence of unguided talk. Apc how market. Just wait and see exchange rate soar

What adults do with their private parts is actually no one else's business! That's why it's called "Private part ls"

The evil you support yesterday will hinder your progress tomorrow!

Yesterday, Asiwaju and miscreants were busy applauding Buhari to borrow more! Now the chickens are all coming home to roost!

When Buhari was busy digging hole for Nigeria & himself, he didn't realize it's going to go round. And when Asiwaju and cornfused miscreants were cheering the kwunu drinking nonetity, they didn't realize power will be given t them and those cluelessness will hunt them! Oya come progress naaaa

nlfpmod:
Kingsley Moghalu

As long as there's still corn 🌽 in their back pocket, they will still support the failure! He has never built a successful business others than laundering coco money!

He's currently in France.....that self styled table shaker werey who previously was chasing Buhari to sit in one place, now has corn 🌽 in his front pocket, and sees nothing wrong with it!

Na hypocrisy go Kell una for that country!

It's witchcraft and sufferhead indeed!

PlanetZero:
It's a demonic oppression

One of them I know physically once told me that kidnapping is good but they can't near the president. Imagine wishing his own people evil. I no dey argue with them. When they see black they call it white and full of anger, hatred and insults

Venezuela.... gradually cropping in!

Bebigiby1:
Today, it was not surprising to see breaking news regarding exchange rate value of the Naira been over N1400 to $1….. Many people supporting the rapid devaluation of our currency are making the argument about local export benefiting from a free fall of the Naira. These assertion is ill conceived as basic economics entails when compared to today’s realities. The infrastructural deficit as regards high cost of reliable electricity, transportation et al will erode any competitive advantage for local manufacturers.... Naira currency can not appreciate as long as our greedy politicians and cronies continue to loot, allocate huge allowances, travel uncontrollably wasting limited forex in the nation’s treasury, inaugurating duplicate unnecessary ministries, parastatals and public offices with a bloated expensive system of government......

Before the 2023 election, I had appealed to Nigerians on several public forums to boycott the election and agitate for a decentralized system of government by restructuring of our political landscape (See link to my post below). But unfortunately many Nigerians carried away by Peter Obi propaganda didn’t share this view so they decided to participate in the rigged election and here we are with the same evil APC government they vowed to vote out. The truth is that as long as the current crop of corrupt politicians are at the helm of affairs, Nigeria’s elections can never be fair…. So voting is only a waste of time. If truly we want to make a lasting positive change to the situation we face today, Nigeria must be restructured into a decentralized system of governance that protects the interests of each geopolitical regions (See link to my post below). It is only foolish that we continue to do the same thing and expect a different result. Personally I do not believe in advancing society through existence of democratic governments, I am a proponent of anarchism or voluntarism (organization of society on the basis of voluntary cooperation without centralized hierarchical government) but since Nigeria practices democracy there is need for restructuring toward a more decentralized system to restore peace, ensuring prosperity and justice for all.

When the Naira was 700 to a $1, many foolish people on Nairaland forum and within the country were foaming at the mouth, insulting other sensible Nigerians who spoke out against the dangers and criminality that plagued Tinubu's fraudulent presidential ascension and appointments. These people who are mostly of Yoruba descent spread hatred among other Nigerians especially igbos mocking and wishing that they die of pain over Peter Obi's loss at the presidential election, saying it was their turn to rule.... The usual nepotistic sentiments that installed Buhari as president, who led us to the terrible situation we are facing today....

We are now almost a year into Tinubu's presidency and Nigeria's economy may finally collapse as Naira continues its free fall (Now N1400 to $1) and outrageous surge continues in prices of goods and services. A hopeless situation where unemployment is on the rise, insecurity is on the rise, corruption and looting is on the rise, kidnapping is on the rise, terrorism is on the rise..... everything bad seem to be on the rise while Tinubu is busy cooking up propaganda, making nepotistic appointments, traveling and approving reckless foreign loans borrowing policies that will be looted (Continuing from where Buhari stopped).... Nigerians have never had it this bad since the creation of this country, there is no doubt that this APC government is bent on destroying what is left of Nigeria’s economy.

In 2012, when Jonathan's government removed subsidy, many Nigerians including Tinubu marched in protest and demanded an immediate reversal of the policy even though Jonathan's administration had a better plan for the country and naira was N180 to $1, today with the terrible state of the economy and existence of an incompetent, reckless and evil government, why have Nigerians decided not to hold this government accountable? Why have we decided to be docile and insensitive even to our own detriment?

As it stands, Nigeria’s economy may collapse totally before the end of this year if nothing is done to stop the astronomical rise in our currency value against dollar..... Since last year we were told by the government that Dangote and PH refineries are operational but till now no refined products from these refineries are available and petrol is still been imported with subsidy paid to the oil cabal…. The situation is now critical and all well-meaning Nigerians and patriots must rise and save this nation before it is too late.... We have no other country but Nigeria.... by the time dollar hits N2000, it is only a matter of time before total break down of law and order with criminals looting shops and killing people everywhere..... Nigerians must rise above tribal and religious sentiments..... we must demand for a restructuring of our political landscape before it is too late..... The criminal APC government filled with greedy politicians is incompetent and lacks any moral authority to provide economic reforms needed to salvage Nigeria’s economy. For Nairaland tribal champions who after reading my post and may want to attack, ask yourself Are you enjoying the fact that Naira is now N1400 to $1 and heading towards N2000? Are you enjoying the high cost of food and services? Fuel price will soon be increased again, are you okay with it? It is a shame that many of you are willing to destroy your country over tribal hatred and sentiments…. If you don’t learn from history then you will suffer the consequences when Tinubu and his gang of looters destroy what is left of our economy….. Your tribal hateful propaganda against Igbos and IPOB will not save you from the effects of the bad government….

Nigeria is doomed if we can’t unit against our political oppressors…. Nigeria is doomed if we can’t see beyond tribal and religious sentiments…..


When all is said and done, it will be Nigerians that will bear the consequences of APC evil government....

https://www.nairaland.com/7578573/take-tinubu-atiku-obi-sowore

https://www.nairaland.com/7591199/2023-election-why-nigeria-must

What about we open all the cemeteries and give the skulls to those miner to make more USD dollars and GBP? Thinking aloud for a friend!

crossfm:
Hehehe.

The master strategist has done it again. The one who built Dubai, south Korea and Lagos has done it.

As I write ,he has gone to France to bring in the magic. Once he is back 1 naira will be equal to 1 dollar .

How people can trust someone who said he will continue in Buhari's footsteps is what baffles me. Like seriously, taking after Buhari,that should have been the number one red flag .

His first move was to start shouting, subsidy is gone, subsidy is gone without any measure to cushion the effect of such action.

As if that wasn't bad enough,he went ahead to float the naira,like seriously,who carry out decisions of this magnitude in quick succession.

What people do with their private parts is Actually not supposed to be anyone's business! Especially private citizens minding their own business!

Let's pretend all is good and going well because some societal misfits decided to form a critical mass and effect a change that's disastrous to themselves and everything!

Until you start working for money, carrying your own cup of water, you may never understand why Ebun Okubanjo is worried! He is neither Ijaw, urhobo nor Igbo. He is fortunate to have a business, and unfortunate to operate the business from Nigeria! His monthly invoice sent from abroad keep changing, and his income didn't increase, neither does his Usage of the service he's billed for..... I Know what Slack is because we use it too!

Those who believe Asiwaju will favor them with food, owambe, gifts and 30k stipends will never understand what mess they have really gotten Nigeria, themselves and everyone into!

Just like those up North who insisted Buhari is the next best thing after all the messiahs, they didn't realize what they were getting themselves into, until now! How many were actually kidnapped by bandits in Katsina last week again? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 una go get sense Las Las. I laugh when they crowd fund and send money to terrorists to release their captives! No be coconut 🥥 head una get, e go clear from una eyes soon!

Try have a job, run a business, man a family, pay your own bills, only then you will realize truly, Elections have severe consequences!

This is Bigkoko ~ Discover Africa with us!

Mhmm.....so I even get career sef? Me self I don't even know I have a career ohh....as I no be bank chief pikin....... What a crazy bunch!

"We need to take it easy"....who is "we" oye ara dey find companion! No carry your Betnaija frustrated soul comot here!

Every body is not like Asiwaju that trades coco! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. We get hand work unlike bank chief pikin and his buddy waiting for Asiwaju to favor them......make favor kell you there onukwu! No go learn carpenter or mechanic! Lazy jobless youths! Ebi pa won fellows!

Werey....who is not finding it difficult in the world right now, except off course you bank chief pikin wey dey hustle 30k Asiwaju stipend!!! Hahaha 🤣🤣 Keep fooling yourself that you are not suffering from your foolishness! We Sabi una.

Who give a shit about your father? Mumu....who ask you if your father na bank chief? Long mouth? Talk say your father na driver to a bank chief hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Not that driving is a bad job...nah but a barefaced liar like you usurping the position of somebody's dad is uncalled for...oye Ara!

People with good egalitarian background never talk, naa this frustrated old abi young cargo naim wan talk! Show your face, let's check something if no be kamarudeen with dirty teeth and marks riddled face dey form bank chief pikin! You go explain tired.........no evidence. Nobody go believe you.

A man with a regular job..... Kamarudeen you go explain tired hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no evidence! No receipt! So better keep quiet so we assume say you get sense!!

Awon "predictor".....Betnaija don finish this one life!

I know I have really don you in! Next time, stay clear....

predictor1:
He's going through a sort of personality disorder. Maybe he's finding his career and life very difficult at the moment. He's easy to read like an open book. Please we need to take it easy with the man.
Many of them have remained shattered since obi won the bronze medal in that election. It puts things into perspective for them.
If I'd known he would go mad I wouldn't have said anything about my background. But he asked what my father was doing when his father was being slapped around during the civil war by Nigerian soldiers. But how could he expect a man with a regular job at SBWA then to enlist in the army? Especially when the SW was not a theatre of war. That was all I said and he went mad. He started shouting "bank chief" like an im.becile. How's being a banker in the late 60s a big deal? His own level of inferiority complex is next to none .
So he is an economic refugee in Rwanda. If he sells drugs there they'll shoot him like a dog. I'm sure they'll do something about his drugged arse soon.

I love this name......Smallkoko Series! In our new series of Newsletter to subscribers......this will be the name of a special series dedicated to jobless people seeking information on way forward.

Does it look like I give a hoot about that coco filled head of Asiwaju? Our intention was to help y'all seeking favor from someone who can't help himself! Anyway, pay no attention to people who think the chain on their legs is an ornament of beauty!

My dear pity that liar buddy of yours.....I'm not mocking his sorrow ass....just putting the record straight! But you reason am na. Bank chief pikin wey hustle 30k Asiwaju stipend, no make sense naaa?

aswani:
There's a psychological term for what SmallKoko is going through that I can't for the life of ne remember but has to do with deflection.

Clearly President Tinubu flogging, and I mean seriously flogging, Peter Obi badly at the polls is the main issue.

However SmallKoko feels if he harps on about the civil war and whatever else (like your Dad being a banker), he won't remember that Peter Obi was defeated and he can somehow carry on in his belief that Peter Obi was not soundly slapped by President Tinubu, a slap that reset Peter Obi's brain and sent him back under the rock he and Bigkoko crawled out from.

We might have to suffer his delusions for a bit longer on Nairaland till the Rwandan authorities finally do something about him when those delusions eventually manifests themselves in his real physical life.

Meanwhile, it isn't a waste of time to continue verbally lighting him up here.

Chaiii old cargo wey still dey hustle Asiwaju 30k...... That's why we always try to advise werey like you to hustle...and not depends on politicians, especially Asiwaju type!

predictor1:
These stuff you are just learning about and posting here are points some of us have known for decades. Why are you so gung-ho about such stale things? I guess you are just learning about those things.
BOTTOM LINE: IBOS LOST THE WAR. EVERYTHING ELSE IS AFTER THE FACTS.

Why the hell won't it unnerve me! When it's so damn clear you're a stinking liar...who wants to bambam with the big boys children! Awon bank chief pikin....

School you no go. Travel you no travel. Money no get. Hand work for where. Possibly wife and children too, no way! Yet the werey dey form bank chief pikin! Carry your poverty comot here.....go locate where Asiwaju dey share 30k per month.

People their dad were bank chief no dey talk am....ohhh maybe your dad na driver to a bank chief... hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. We Sabi that game Dem. Awon bank chief pikin!

Less educated? Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we no dey beat chest. Go and verify! Less intelligent? My Goodness...this guy na to enter road remain!

Less compare intelligence based on achievement.

Person A: A jobless 30k dependent werey who clings on a bogus bank chief pikin identify no one can verify....more like Asiwaju age, village, certificate, early life, who true to prediction does his assigned 30k task diligently!

Person B: A calm, refined, ultranationalist Igbo enigma, so sophisticated, well schooled and well traveled young gent who have built verifiable businesses that transcends Africa and Europe continent using one Brand name! Whose businesses were built from scratch, through sweat, toil and verifiable like the wildly acknowledged winner is 2023 presidential election, HE Peter Obi!

Oya Asiwaju bingo.... between person A & B who is more intelligent! I'd trust my $1000 with a 12 yr old boiboi in Onitsha than a werey like you!

Carry your lazy ass comot where better people dey! Awon educated and intelligent but hunger wan finish your lazy ass!

predictor1:
Indeed that banker's child thing must have really unnerved you. It's called background and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it.
It's clear from the way you write and the way I write that you are less educated and far less intelligent.

Naturally I'll ignore idiotic tribalistic animals like you on social media but then the moral compass in me would make it hard for me to look away when you try to bend historical facts just because the outcomes are a bitter pill for you to swallow.

The civil war ended in 1970 with the surrender of ibo army chiefs after Ojukwu ran away like a dog. It's high time you got over it. I'm sure obi losing the election brought back sad memories but the ibos need to grow a big heart like the Yorubas and learn to move on. Yorubas have also lost before. We moved on. So, chiamaka, stop crying and strive to educate your kids better than your dad educated you. Shalom.

You mean Lagos or ogbomosho? It's apparently clear y'all one piece of old frustrated cargo!
Sorry dear, we told y'all elections have consequences. Deal with yours in peace!

predictor1:
That white man whose dead balls you are sucking goofed. Yoruba land is more settled today than iboland. No ibo man can become great unless he comes to Yorubaland. Fact.

Breaking: Nigerian startup Cova shuts down!

Cova, a Nigerian wealthtech startup that enables users to track their assets in one place, is shutting down.

Nigerian wealthtech startup; Cova co-founded by ex-CEO and founder at Printivo, Olu'yomi Ojo and Yomi Osamiluyi, is shutting down due to "several factors", the co-founders said in an email to users on Tuesday (January 24).

"This was an extremely difficult decision, one that was not made lightly," read the email. Cova will cease operations on Feb. 10, 2024. Meanwhile, subscription refunds will be made on or before Feb. 13.

In his business memoir Vantage (launched in August 2023), Olumide Soyombo, one of Nigeria's leading angel investors, said that although Cova was providing an important solution, two years into its existence, the co-founders noticed that the product "was not gaining any traction".

Ojo, in an undated email to investors, as documented in Soyombo's memoir (Ref: Pages 248 & 249), stated, "We have carefully evaluated our financial situation and concluded that, although we have about a year of runway left in the bank, it is better to act in the interest of Cova investors and stakeholders than to burn through the cash. It would be unfair to continue spending the funds without a clear path to profitability or decent revenue."


A screenshot of Ojo's letter to Cova's investors.
Ojo and Osamiluyi co-founded Cova in December 2021 to serve as a "single source of truth" for every asset that its users own. Cova raised at least $800,000 from investors, including Soyombo. "[Cova] gives you the power to aggregate, manage and track everything, even while you’re alive, and also helps your people discover and claim your assets when you’re gone," says Ojo.

Until now, Cova offered subscriptions from $10 to $100 per month or year. Users could connect their Cova profile to local and international bank accounts, savings apps like Piggyvest and Cowrywise, investment platforms like Risevest and Bamboo, and crypto-wallets. The platform also enabled users to keep track of landed properties.

In 2022, Cova co-founder Ojo stated that its user base was in the "thousands" globally, but only those in Nigeria, the UK and the US could sync bank accounts.


Cova co-founders: Olu'yomi Ojo (CEO) & Yomi Osamiluyi (CTO)
Responding to some of the startup's challenges in its first year, Ojo said "Customers keep needing more. For instance, we have users already asking for deeper integration. They have multiple bank accounts in different countries, and they want to connect them to COVA." He also stated that trust has been a challenge: "What we do is still new, and people are not yet used to it. So they have many questions, and we have to earn their trust. We also have people who don’t want to think of death as an event to prepare for, especially in African countries."

💡
This Cova is not the same as the Cameroonian insurtech startup, Cova that was backed by Google Black Founders Fund Africa in 2022.
While a few startups are now requiring next-of-kin details to ensure asset transfer after the death of the user, other African startups like Twinku are also providing an all-in-one asset management platform.

Just like your gbajue bank chief dad was above all but couldn't give you good quality education, or ability to travel abroad and get good quality education, right?

Hustle your 30k in peace, after all country hard. I'm not against it ni!
If you like dey above Asiwaju, bottom line....you are hustling for 30k stipend.

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣...you are above that can feed you..... continue we Sabi una. Audio bank chief, audio above me.....all from a anonymous person on a faceless forum!

Bye bank chief pikin wey dey drag nairaland with illiterates children!!!!!

predictor1:
Mock me? When I'm head and shoulders above you. It's even clear from the way you write that you are wanting educationally.

It's easy to identify a lunatic from what they post, I mean lunatics like you. But how do you identify someone working for #30k by reading what they post? That's baffling. It will take a great miracle to restore your mental balance.

This here......

Nnaaa this kind name una dey coin ehh? Which one be barbarian Prof again? Abi you mean Bulablu Prof? Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

greatness22:
During the administration of GEJ, when Boko Haram coughs, Tinubu will rush to his Twitter page with white substance on his nostrils, calling GEJ unprintable names, Wole Soyinka, a Barbarian Professor called Patience Jonathan “Shepopotamus”

Now, the table have turned around, they're now silent like Ikoyi cemetery.

It is also safe to call Tinubu an Ineffectual buffoon.

Still dropping it like it's hot.... Henceforth I won't pay attention or reply children from the Fallen Demon assigned to derail this beautiful thread!

Gibberish and hogwash! Nananannanana...... Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Carry your joblessness go! No be me say make una dey suffer the bad choice!! An Obi will always be better than a druggie, any day, any time!

predictor1:
Pain, pain, pain!
I talk am say you dey suffer mental health sickness. Thank you for admitting it. I knew it's all about your god Obi losing the election. The same Obi who failed in Anambra is the one you want us to vote in as president.

Sorry it's not intention to mock you....but lying that your dad is a bank chief is way too low mehn! Bank chief pikin wey dey hustle Asiwaju 30k monthly stipends, and wrongly so! If your dad na bank chief in the 60s, or 70s, by now you don supposed clock 55-65 years. But from the little information I got about you, na one small rat chinko phone probably believing Asiwaju Govt go favor am....hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Carry your poverty comot here! All bank chief pikin in 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and moreso now, attends ivy league schools abroad! They're not amongst those hustling 30k stipends. Na Dem dey get appointment for NNPC, CBN etc ..

It got to your own papa bank chief turn....not only are you not schooled, cos if you are, you supposed get sense, ......make i just leave you before depression finish you up!

predictor1:
How can a grown man talk this way? Simple answer: he's running mad.
I only pity the people around you. You are a lost cause. But I understand. If my tribe had to be taught how to read by an iboman I'll feel the same way. If My tribe lost a war through the cunning and stealth of a rival tribe I'll feel the same way as you. If my tribe could not do proper business unless we move to the domain of the other tribe I'll feel the same way.

And if my tribesman lost an election to an iboman I might feel the same way. But the truth is no be me spoil your life. So enjoy your pain calmly, Chiamaka

And why should I say my dad was a bank official at the time of the war if he wasn't? Not everyone comes from an illiterate father like you.