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Says someone currently having a travel ban to US! Hahahahahahahaha...... One b@st@rd goes out after creating enormous problem for everyone including the Richest Black man on earth, then another one comes in!

One of the son of the leaving b@st@rd is out there in X wailing..... the foolish, old and utterly useless father has put the economy tough for everyone, including his wailing son who share in the father's evil deeds!

Not all old men deserve respect, some na 2 by 2 dem supposed use reset their head!

Kingzjayzee:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/23/ill-take-judiciary-to-greater-heights-acting-cjn-kekere-ekun/

This is why i avoid most ghathering, especially festivals this summer period.... Too many really sick prowling around!

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/several-people-dead-stabbing-incident-western-germany-bild-reports-2024-08-23/

Wow...just seeing this for the first time! Now I know why children of Oduduwa doesn't want a country of their own. The bad ones amongst them will just mine skulls while the leaders package and sell off the country on eBay!

If in doubt ask Ibikunle Chow Ni Yong

CluelessOMOnile:
The current Italian Prime Minister authored a book that addresses the practice of cann!balism in Yoruba land.
titled "Nigeriana mafia"

Make a post on that I will engage you there. For now, gods for sale in Ogun State is what we are talking off!

Abi you don sell your own?

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣..... Stay one place make thunder estimate the ETA of your mumu ..

opamoses1:
The cannibalism ravaging SE Ibo igbo land. We would talk about the Ibo ritualist later.

So the intent of this thread is tribal. I will help OP with making it more tribal.

Cannibalism of a particular tribe called Ibo in Nigeria is well documented. Even Camerouns have the cannibalism well documented when they used to be part of Nigeria. How their women were killed and ate by a particular Nigerian tribe.

Make a post on that I will engage you there. For now, gods for sale in Ogun State is what we are talking off!

Abi you don sell your own?

opamoses1:
The cannibalism ravaging SE Ibo igbo land. We would talk about the Ibo ritualist later.

So the intent of this thread is tribal. I will help OP with making it more tribal.

Cannibalism of a particular tribe called Ibo in Nigeria is well documented. Even Camerouns have the cannibalism well documented when they used to be part of Nigeria. How their women were killed and ate by a particular Nigerian tribe.

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣... Remind of the person that wrote a book of how to be a millionaire in 7 days but needs money to publish the book, or a pasta telling you he will pray for you and you will become a billionaire but needs your offering and tithes....

Now, you see why Reno Omokri sell he shurch, and become a full time ediat? Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Well, maybe the gods na the ones wey dey hustle for human parts ni

nnamdi640:
He is not going anywhere, beside he should use the shrine to better himself rather than selling it if he knows those gods are working

On this ritual nonsense thing ravaging much of SW, Ronu and their elites gat to do some soul searching ohhh.

Even those wey hold keys to hell 🔥 and heaven dey pretend say them no dey see am.

Abi these skull miners no deserve heaven too?

Omo..... instead of all these 💰 money ritual nonsense, na to start genuine organ export remain for these guys ohh.

I feel like throwing up... Seun should improve on his site please so that stuffs like these gets open willingly.

CluelessOMOnile:
How true is this my brother?

It is said that there is a Human parts market in Jankara, Lagos.
There are genuine traders and honest businessmen who are perhaps not aware of the dark secret the place harbours

But the rule is;
For Fresh body parts, there's a Book &Wait order
For Dried ones, an Instant delivery

No be small breaking new ohhh...... hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣

helinues:
Breaking news indeed

Omo I thought it was only pastas that were selling hustling centers. Even one in Delta sold the center and the worshippers too! Where wahala start na when tithe payers decides to leave ohh. New pasta thought old pasta scamn am. New pasta dey Canada dey enjoy with he family.

budaatum:
What's the difference, apart from the price?

https://nigeriapropertycentre.com/for-sale/commercial/churches/showtype

Omo..... See the one wey got me laughing so hard!

"They will package and sell of their country on eBay"..... hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

They have started selling gods in Ogun State!

Areosapien:
They are BORN FAILURES for real.
Failures in all ramifications.
Failure surges through their veins like municipal water mains. These guys are sttupiid to the fukkking bone, and it doesn't help that they are mostly ugly to boot. We can all see, in real time, that, just like the core North, they would be EXTINCT if the country were to break up.
For many years, we watched their motley crew of tribalists, nincompoops, quacks, touts and generational immbeciles cause so much noise pollution about how Igbos should leave THEIR Lagos alone. We've even seen them attempt to compare Anambra and Lagos, not minding that Lagos was the country's capital for 77 years and was developed with Nigeria's commonwealth!
Why don't we look at the states they've been able to run on their own without the undue advantage that was given to Lagos? I'm talking about the Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ekiti and Ondo states. Before you even say two sentences, the dunces will quickly go and pull out IGR figures like the illiterates they are, not realizing that development is measured by actual HDI. If you want them to argue based on literacy rates, child mortality, female education, antenatal access and even clean water access, you'll see them quickly turn deaf and dumbb.

They are an ethnic group in serious trouble, because if they were to actually stand on their own, 1 or possibly ALL of these 3 outcomes would play out:

1. Their new 'country' would be packaged and sold off on eBay after the imbeciiiles they have as leaders have mismanaged their commonwealth on useless white elephant projects, racking up bad debts that have pauperized and left them as indentured servants to the creditor countries, and dipping as soon as the kasala burst.

2. The citizens would hunt themselves to near EXTINCTION due to rampant ritual killings, human parts harvesting, gbomo-gbomo and God knows what more barbaric filthy practices they would subsist on as the primitive reprobates they actually are.

3. Benin Republic would finally invade and capture them, marking a hilarious end to one of the most useless 'countries' ever created.

Dear Ronubastards, you all can fight my words and curse my existence, but the sad reality is that the truth will remain the truth. None of the things I said up here were pulled from thin air.
We know your leaders are useless, and that racking up debts is a cultural thing for you guys. Tinubu and Fashola's terrible running of Lagos is well known judging from the staggering, unjustifiable debts they racked up. Who can forget Aregbesola the ONIGBESE himself? The same man who pauperized Osun state with his useless white elephant projects to the point the state became a running joke around here. It is merely an amplification of the Yoruba spendthrift nature of even collecting loans to host Owambe parties, so financial mismanagement is a cultural thing for you guys.
And of course I don't need to talk about the ritual killings, skull mining, and organ harvesting wey we sabi una for. In fact, it has become a case of "Another day, Another skull" in the South-West.
Awon SKULLARSHIP INTELLECTUALS, I hail thee. 😂

These guys need to get off the fukking internet and go do some proper soul-searching about themselves. Because if Nigeria should split, they're going extinct 😂

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 .....na waooo!!!!
You forgot to add Ibikunle Kim Kom... After all na him start all these saga!

RuggedBiafran:
Ademola Jin Su
Ronke Wu han

Chin wa mudashiru

...i thought na only pastas dey sell their hustle centers, not these keepers of ancient traditions, abi them too don join hustlers for that side?

CyrusVI:
Its too costly tho
But
U go make your money back.. U go use am chop gullible people

Omo some people go soon dey bear names like Mi Chow, Lee Chan, Yu Deng.....

BREAKING NEWS:
People are now selling their deities and using the money to japa..... ronu no go kill us with laugh oohhhh.
This is juju for sale in Ogun State.

Complete Juju Shrine for sale.
Everything is intact.
About 12 different gods, all working perfectly well.

Price: N9.6 million naira.
Location: IMODI-IMOSAN, IJEBU-ODE, OGUN-STATE, NIGERIA.

Reason for sell: Owner japa to Canada for greener pastures because of Yoruba bad leadership and hunger in Nigeria.
No cassava, no garri, no ewa and no recruiting 50 million youths into the army.
😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂 🫢

Omoooo...this people sef. Palliatives no reach this hand?

They have no idea how indepedent the british court are! The courts there are so independent to the point that even the british monarch dey code themselves

TheGift:
FG will resolve the whole thing how? Nobody is moving on anywhere until that money is paid.

This people are not just investors but Chinese investors. Not just chines investors but investors backed by a court order. Not just any court order but a British court order.

Lagos is so indebted to the point that it can significantly theNigerian economy if her debtors give it the Chinese treatment of Ogun State....

RuggedBiafran:
No pity...

Just imagine if this was a SE State?

Just imagine how much LAGOS is owing also.

Omo...the thing reach laugh naaa. You ask am wether he don buy new shoe or at least maintain the one he get with polish and sewing?

RealityKings:
I saw him doing giveaway on Twitter yesterday. I was just laughing.
He should try it on nairaland and boys will show him his pant

Judgement debt: . Chinese investors take over Nigeria’s guest houses in Liverpool, to sell on eBay for $2.2 million. Zhongshang Fucheng has intensified steps to seize Nigeria’s assets in Europe and North America to collect up to $70 million from a 2021 arbitration verdict. Zhongshang Fucheng Industrial Investment Ltd took possession of two buildings linked to the Nigerian government in Liverpool, United Kingdom, in June 2024, years after Nigeria failed to settle an arbitration judgement handed down in 2021, The Gazette learnt.

The properties, 15, Aigburth Hall Road, Liverpool and Beech Lodge, 49, Calderstones Road, Liverpool, were targeted after a December 2021 British court order gave Zhongshang executives the power to seize Nigerian assets in the UK to retrieve the $70 million payment, which remained outstanding as of August 20, 2024, with two per cent monthly interest accruals.

Zhongshang was awarded $55,675,000 plus interest of $9,400,000 and costs of £2,864,445 as of the date of the arbitration verdict on March 26, 2021, court documents said. The case stemmed from a dispute between Zhongshang and Ogun State. The firm said the state violated a 2001 trade treaty between Nigeria and China when its rights to a free trade zone were rescinded in 2016.

As the rush to strip Nigeria off its assets abroad by people & companies she owe gain momentum, most especially the Chinese. I know their eyes are actually on Nigerian Oil & Gas infrastructures, just like Bayo Onanuga recently screamed. Yes, so what? Where they the one that told you to depend on amala politics, and hopelessly wish the Chinese would understand? Even a kindergaten can solve what seems to be difficult for Asiwaju and his band of wereys!

This is what i expect the Nigerian govt led by a mandate tief to do, or direct his appointees to do!
"Ohhh yes, we understand you and Ogun has a business transaction that went south. No big deal. We understand you have secured a Court judgement to go after the assets of Ogun. no big deal. We also understand that Ogun State is a sub sovereign under our Sovereign state of Nigeria, right? We put it to you that You will get your money back throught this foolproof way we are in control off. Ogun State receives XZY billion Naira on monthly basis, which is equivalent to ZXY million dollars. we will facilitate a process wheence ABC amount of dollars will be paid to you on monthly basis untill the full payment is done. On this note, we provide full Diplomatic interference on this case and wish it settled out of court." But hell no. His only concern was the fairly used private jet he recently bought...na that one be he main concern!

The Judge will begin to think he is dealing with humans not monkeys, like he's forced to believe when Fagbemi erroneously claim private jets has diplomatic immunity! he was like WTf!!! Una mumu dey shame me abeg!

Well, for naysayer....this property is up for sale....but the money wont be going to Nigerian govt coffers. The Chinese are laying claims to it vai its acquired debt judgements. I heard, that several properties stashed away in UK is already being profiled and buyers actively sought for. I wish them good luck. People wey say na mumu them want, go learn why many people avoid mumu life & govt. in all these, lets not forget that Ibikunle Amosun got Nigeria, Nigerians into all these, not Asiwaju. But Asiwaju and his hordes of incompetent follow fellows, are compounding an already dire situation by their pettiness, lack of clear startegy and preference for ethnic politics. Let's also not forget that same, Ibikunle Amosun and his Ogun State also ripped off local investors like our learned Dr. Pat Utomi, and possibly others who wish tyo nurse their wounds in silence!

Abeg back to prophet MNK & his agitations for umu children of Gad!
Mazi Nnamdi Kalu, a smart ass YouKay trained ramble buster had his good as well as not so good side. We can always forgive his other sides which includes using not so democratic words when dishing out nkwobi and ugba to those who never wish Umu-igbo well. His greatest achievement so far lies on on two largely related solutions his agitation brought.

1. Environmental sanity to Alaigbo. Now imagine for once that the Europeans were given access to explore gas and their usual lackadisaic altitude to exploration in Africa. Couple with python dance. omoo, they for force millions of villagers comot from our villages! Now, Much of Igbo land lies on huge gas fields. Geologists dont need the vast sophiscation of seismic reflectors to find gas in Alaigbo. Local water bore hole engineers striking & erupting gas in areas around local villages in Enugu is a pointer to this. They dont have to drill deep before striking a gas reserve, at merely 10-15 meters deep, they hit gas! What a goodluck for the people. Gas means money in Petrodollar. But it also comes with unintended consequences, especially in this part of the world where irresponsible leaders steal elections! imagine for once, clueless Buhari wasnt blinded by his nepostic slur against the Igbos throughout his 8 year disastrous reign, and that the money wasted looking for what is not there in the North was diverted to look East ward? By now, Nigeria would be swimming in gas, and many countries and companies taking loans to fund explorations and extractions. Then, Nigeria might yet live for more 10-20 years! And the pollutions would have been double, purposeful, so people can leave the villages! Let's thank Buhari again. Not all storm comes to kill you, some actually came to clear your your path, and preserve you well for the future! My spirtual guide often tell me. Nagode Sai baba buhari! To this lets extend appreciation to the young man in Asiwaju dungeon. Dalu MNK, you are the reason why FG is scared to think of gas exploration in SE.

2. Reduction of the menance of killer herdsmen in Igboland. While i understand that global warming stands as the root cause for the forced mnigration by the sahelians, down south who saw the loopholes in Nigeria as manna from heaven, we must not fail to to accept that fact that an irresponsible, blood letting is not something you tolerate from an outsider! Fulani or not! here again, MNK and his IPOb should be at least appreciated that Igbo land is not used as a launching pad into SS towns and villages, and that camps were not established like they are in Middle belt and parts of SW. The fear of IPOb is real for these killer herdsmen. they met their march in the bravery shown by yuths who went after them in bushes whence the cover by their kinsmen in the military is ot provided for! . Thank you prophet MNk....last year Xmas was a blast and peaceful too! while killer herdsmens were slashing throats and unleashing terror in other parts of Nigeria, they can only sneak in an attack and flee!

Natural gas in Igbo land, located in southeastern Nigeria, is a significant energy resource with both economic and environmental implications. This region is part of the broader Niger Delta, which is one of the richest areas in terms of oil and gas reserves in Africa. Key States Involved:
Igbo land includes states such as Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Enugu, and Imo. Of these, Imo and Abia are particularly significant in terms of natural gas reserves. These states sit within the Niger Delta basin, where substantial gas reserves have been discovered and developed. Here’s an overview of natural gas in Igbo land:

Major Gas Fields:

1. Imo State: The state is home to significant natural gas fields, such as the Ohaji South and the Assa North-Ohaji South (ANOH) gas fields. The ANOH field is one of Nigeria’s largest onshore gas fields and plays a crucial role in the country's gas production.

2. Abia State: Abia also contributes to Nigeria's gas production, with fields that are integral to the country’s energy strategy.
Old, explored and proven Oil & Gas fields.

Upcoming, unexplored Oil & gas fields.
1. Enugu and its environs.
If you get money, go and buy land near abandoned coal mines in Enugu. this is a financial advise. Those land will be bought back due to explorations which will begin within the next 10-15 years as nations move more towards gas!

Enugu...a hilly, picturesque city, coined by the Brit for its hilly beautiful terrains...'Enu-Ugwu" loosely intepreted as "Hill top", On top Moutain", is lanced with carbonified fossiled fuels such as Coal, Coal gas and Natural gas!

Now, any where you find explorable coals, Natural gas is never far off!

Una weldon ohhhh!

Temper justice with mercy on these poor things here on nairaland... . Many of them na just amala and gbegiri lanced with orishirishi them take buy their brains!

RuggedBiafran:
Talking diplomatically now abi?

Your region is a cesspit of corruption and fraud, laced with bigotry and palliatives.

Sophisticated failures

That is why we wish them well in a nation of their dreams. this certainly is their dream...where all the above happens!

[quote author=DesChyko post=131616880]If I were given the task by a foreign power to cripple a developing economy like Nigeria and reduce its 200 million people to a state of desolate, mindless nihilism, here's how I'd go about it.

1. Raise taxes indiscriminately and across board. Do so with zero consultation and make the announcement as abrupt as possible so as to magnify the shock value.

2. Institute multiple taxation and create entire new arms and functions of government centred around collecting new taxes and levies. Make this process as rapid and opaque as possible, and once again, ensure there is zero public consultation and maximum shock value.

3. Remove any subsidies on production (such as those on petrol and diesel, which power 87% of all production in Nigeria) and ensure that any consumer prices set by government (such as electricity tariffs) skyrocket. This ensures that producers not only raise prices but also pass the entire cost burden on to consumers instead of pushing back on the inflationary policies. Crippling consumer inflation ensues, followed by a debilitating cost of living crisis, the likes of which the country has never seen.

4. Make energy production and supply even more convoluted and mind-bending than they already are. Add new layers of corruption between producers and the energy they need. Insert my nephew's oil company into the nerve centre of national energy infrastructure and start a war against the country's only functioning refinery, which threatens to simply access to energy. Create a weird new national energy policy that avoids all the cheaply available energy reserves in Nigeria, and starts pushing weird stuff like "renewables" and CNG on an impoverished population whose cooking fuel is mostly still either kerosene or firewood.

5. Hire a central bank governor whose career at a certain international bank intersects very curiously with mine at a time when I was involved in illegal activity and laundering the proceeds through that bank. Naturally, he is 100% pliant and will do WHATEVER I want him to do without hesitation or pushback. And then...

6. Print money. Print it at a prodigious rate. Expand the money supply at a rate more than 3x that of what my predecessor did during the COVID years. Do all of this with zero parliamentary oversight, and spend money without any sort of appropriation or documentation. Literally print money out of thin air, purchase hard assets with it and watch the worthless fiat money disappear into the dark void of a 65% informal economy. Combined with devastating consumer inflation, an unprecedented cost of living crisis, crippling energy shortages caused by my new layers of corruption and weird energy policies, the national currency's value drops through the floor, falling 200% against the dollar in the 15 months I have had power.

7. Instead of working to build new regional export markets for my country's producers (which continue to function against all the odds), start throwing trade sanctions around ECOWAS and try to start a West African regional war on my country's northern border because France and America want me to. Where my predecessor attracted criticism for creating such close ties to our northern neighbour that he pushed for an economically unviable standard gauge rail line between both countries, I instead try to start a war with that neighbour and commit several violations of international law in the process - including possible war crimes. West Africa as a whole begins to pivot away from my country and my country's producers are left with zero export market and an impoverished local market that can't afford to buy anything.

8. PILE. ON. MORE. DEBT.
Take on loans from EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE. IMF, World Bank, African Development Bank, Zenith Bank, LAPO Microfinance Bank, pension funds, retail investors, osusu thrift credit society, EVERYTHING. If anyone questions it, throw bullshit statistics like "Low debt-to-GDP ratio" at them.

9. During all this carnage, consume CONSPICUOUSLY. The old presidential S Class Maybach is no longer good enough. Get new armoured Cadillac Escalades for me and my vice. The old presidential jet fleet - already the largest in Africa - is no longer good enough. Buy a new customised Airbus A-300. Propose buying a presidential yacht. Expand your presidential convoy to about 5 minutes long, and make sure to inconvenience people with it EVERY SINGLE. DAY.

10. Spend billions on keeping the media quiet and funding ethnic polarisation on social media so that everybody's attention is kept focused on everything and everyone except me.

Congratulations 🎊

I have destroyed a potential global power on behalf of the US Department of State 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊

https://x.com/DavidHundeyin/status/1825859108156706964?t=6kKxUIAoYzWq_oZtx5HO-w&s=19[/quote]

Aje.... while they keep generous package for themselves and fly first class, they have prepared generous shege for online miscreants and currently giving them first hunger!

Hahahahasha...fly wey say he go be mumu for long, go eventually follow corpse enter grave!

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣....


[quote author=NLCreator post=131575215][/quote]

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣..... My dear ike gwuru ohhh. Kudos to Dangote Sha. He refused to keep quiet.

ariesbull:
exactly


But why were they telling lies and made it look like they gifted him the land until Dangote said the truth

Dangote learned it from Allen, that sometimes keeping quiet is not golden! Especially when dealing with funny people

ariesbull:
Initially they said that they gave him the land ..we were thinking it was for free until Dangote said the truth of $100 m

I shudder when i hear lazy ass, envious and perhaps jobless goons echo #ghanamustgo! #gejmustgo and now, #igbomustgo.... i ask, will they also allow the Gas flowing from the gas fields of Imo & Abia States to go too?

See what i mean. For convinience sake, people like that Afin ~ Pat Utomi ( please No offense sir), are termed Niger delta, but when push get to shove, they will label them Omoyeebos! Just like Ibikunle Amosun recently said he, "Pat Utomi" is an enemy to the state....and his, "Pat Utomi" 100M just went down the drain like that. Now, you see why African's richest balck man, Dangote quickly told the whole world that he, "Dangote" paid $100M for the site where his Refinery stands! They and fraud be like siamens twins!

The funny thing is that most illiterates here on nairaland echoing these sentiments dont know their right from left....like some of the miscreants shouting jagaban, griveingory up & down like mumu for one year plus now. That means its some of their elites their taught them these sentiments!

Ndi Mmadu sef! Who do them this kind strong thing?

He was an inspiration when you talk about Mathematical process..... Arrrghhh. These humming-bird ass have ruined Nigeria we once knew with their envious and jealous lifestyles!

One thing i really love about the Hausa-Fulani, even though, some of them are really violent, is THAT THEY WILL NEVER ENVY, JEALOUS OR WISH YOU BAD SECRETLY!

But you see that other people, not only will they do that, they will secretly go at length to coach other people to really hate you!

But sha....very soon na only them go remain for Nigeria!

ariesbull:
yeah he was the greatest mathematician in Africa


That dude was sure hot ...he has maths textbook

Ahhhh..... Late Prof Chike Obi of Unilorin I think! The maths guru.

Nuff said. The gene of the Black Aryans lives on.

ariesbull:
You are right...I was taught by Ghana teacher

In terms of maths and physics Igbo rule the day...Remember Chike Obi


I remember Ababio and P.N Okeke

I heard mentioning them 2000 times is equal to an earned income of $50,000!

No skull mining needed.

psucc:
It's never a crime! That's an award winning games. If you can mention them at least, 1,000 times a day, you're qualified for Elon Musk's pay or FB monetization win.

Just keep calling those names, the mods don't want you to get rich.