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Intellect20:
Afonjas...it's natural in them. God created them like that!

Watch and see...they will start posting pictures of vests from America or Russia with long epistles just to deviate this commendable work from our gifted brothers in Aba.

Will you agree to wear the aba made vest and let them open fire on you to test it

Of all the SA companies Na DSTV dey vex me pass with their ridiculously expensive subscription. All the better super sports dey their premium subscription

And UN said southeast is the safest place in Nigeria

The kemen guy resembles THE GAME

Look at what she is wearing ,any straight man with blood flowing though his veins will notice her and get tempted to look . You will have to make conscious effort to not look at her

Because most girls have done all kinds of shitty things in their youth they abort like pure water . I'm a doctor so I know. Many of them come to the hospital and start confessing when theyre seeking help. I've met a woman who has had over 10 abortions before and she looks respectable and presentable you wouldn't know unless she tells you. At least 2 in 5 women i encounter has had an abortion. Those that haven't, have had one STDs or the other in the past which may have destroyed their normal reproductive anatomy. If you wan marry it's advisable to visit the doctor let them do a through investigation on both of you.

Olowokanga
Okoribido
Killer (killa )
Oriakogba
Rokosun

Konji worry the guy sotey e dey sweat semen, big brother sharply evict am before e go rape person, make e no put San San for their garri

FKO81:
Are you pain go to effcc website majority fraudsters and other related crimes were committed by Yorubas


South West is Nigeria’s kidnap capital- Report

A result of a recent survey it conducted shows that you are more likely to be abducted in the South West than any other region in Nigeria.”

Contrary to the perception that kidnapping is more prevalent in the South East and South South geo-political zones, a recent survey shows that people are more likely to be kidnapped in the South West than any other region in Nigeria.

The 2013 National Crime Victimisation and Safety Survey conducted by CLEEN Foundation with support from the United States based Macarthur Foundation shows that the South West has the highest incidents of kidnapping with 5 per cent of the respondent from the region saying they have either been kidnapped or attempts have been made to kidnap them.

The South South and the South East closely follows with 4 per cent kidnap rate. The region with the lowest rate of kidnapping is the North Central region with 2 per cent.

Rape and Attempted Rape

With 10 per cent incident of rape or attempted rape, the South South region is the rape capital of the country followed by the North East (6 per cent) and the South West and North West (4 per cent each). The South East is the region with the lowest propensity for rape with just 1 per cent.

The survey also shows that the national incidence of rape almost doubled from 3 per cent in 2011 to 5 per cent in 2013. Most of the respondent who claimed to have been raped said they were raped in and around their homes. Thirty-three per cent said they were raped nearest to their homes; 19 per cent were raped in their homes while 13 per cent cases of rape occurred in schools or place of work.

Robberies

The survey shows that cases of robbery rose 1 per cent from last year nationally. Kaduna recorded the highest cases of robbery with 43 per cent closely followed by Akwa-Ibom 42 per cent and Cross River 39 per cent. Jigawa and Kano States recorded the lowest cases of robbery with 5 and 3 per cents respectively.

The survey shows that more needs to be done about security in and around homes as 63 per cent of respondents said robberies occurred in homes or nearest to home.

Physical Assaults

South Eastern states recorded the highest rate of physical assaults, the report showed. Enugu State had the highest cases of assault with 84 per cent, closely followed by Ebonyi (77 per cent) Rivers (58 per cent) and Anambra (50 per cent). The cases of physical assault in Abuja rose from 15 per cent last year to 24 per cent. However cases of physical assault dropped drastically in Niger State from 68 per cent in 2012 to 6 per cent this year. Also physical assault dropped from 23 per cent in 2012 to 8 per cent this year in Jigawa State

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/147105-south-west-nigerias-kidnap-capital-report.html

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/s-west-is-nigerias-kidnap-capital-report/

Na yíbo get fraudulent activities o. The greatest and most successful fraudster in the history of Nigeria is your senior brother from the east his name is emmanuel nwude the guy is so popular even Wikipedia knows him
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Nwude

Ilovemystate:
http://punchng.com/seast-safest-place-live-says-un/

S’East is safest place to live, says UN

Eniola Akinkuotu

The United Nations Development Programme has named South-East Nigeria as the most human security secure geopolitical zone in Nigeria.

This is contained in the National Human Development Report for Nigeria, 2016.

The report adds that Abuja, which is the Federal Capital Territory, is the safest city to live in Nigeria as it ranks low in the Human Security Index

The UNDP defined Human Security as safety from chronic threats such as hunger, disease and repression as well as protection from sudden and harmful disruptions in patterns of daily life whether in homes, jobs or communities.

The Economic Adviser, UNDP Nigeria, Mr. Ojijo Odhiambo, said at the launching of the report in Abuja on Friday that the North-East and the North-West remain the most affected areas in Nigeria

The report adds, “The report further highlights the existing gap in human security across the geopolitical zones of the country; – the most human security secure geopolitical zone is the South-East while the North-West and the North-East geopolitical zones are the least human security secured, with residents of the Federal Capital Territory being the worst in most realms of the Human Security Index.

“The North-East region of the country has been the most affected by the more than five-yearlong military insurgency. It also remains among the least developed parts of the country.”

Go to crime section of nairaland most of the post there are crime comitted in the east.

They just can't help it

I'm so sure majority will fail this. That lecturer is devils cousin

Konji don gbab the guy soo teey e dey sweat semen

Who is this adebanjo yanning opaks. We the yorubas believe in Nigeria. Our diversity is a strength are and not a weakness we are stronger together. We have no interest in breaking away.

SonOfEl:
Your afonja statistics won't change the obvious

Listen to yourself afonja statistics

BankeSmalls:
Right from history, Oyenusi made us proud as Omo dadani and the most feared armed robber in Nigeria. Son of the soil.

Shina Rambo robbery syndicate operated unmolested for too many years. Bola Ige was slaughtered in his bed room, kudirat was shot in broad daylight, Olu falae was kidnapped all in the wild wild west.

And someone is deceiving himself that southwest is safe, maybe as safe as the cemetery.

Thats statistics showing rate of robbery in Nigeria. With the exception of ondo most southwest states fall below the national average. Can't say the same for the exteremly safe southeastern states

BankeSmalls:
According to propaganda, southwest is safe. In reality southwest is riddled with so much hunger and poverty that safety only becomes a mirage. My guy was accosted and beaten one early morning by a Yoruba area boy who claimed he has been hungry with his family for 2 days. I was shocked. My bobo gave him 200 naira only a and he begged for forgiveness. He said na hunger cause am.

Are u serious, hunger in South west is way less when compared to most of the other parts of the country .in the East, na so so, bank robbery, highway robbery, kidnapping and assassination.

South west is the safest

Moral of the story, don't shed your blood for polithiefians, tomorrow they will become friends. But you will remain dead

adegoody:
The University of Lagos Nigeria via its official Facebook page has reacted to a post on Nairaland; https://www.nairaland.com/3660465/unilag-students-asked-kneel-down
about students of the University who were asked to kneel down as a form of punishment at the department of Geography, faculty of social sciences. The management described the act as regrettable and totally unacceptable.
See screenshot below



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1887165548194233&id=1850514788525976&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1887165548194233%3Atl_objid.1887165548194233%3Athid.1850514788525976%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1491029999%3A-5042168095750405312#footer_action_list

How can we rival world class universities when backward and shitty things like this still happen in our higher institutions

sammirano:
A new Lagos State Environmental law is stipulating a prison term or fine for residents who drill boreholes without government authorisation, PREMIUM TIMES has learnt.

The legislation specifically criminalises sale or distribution of water by container, tanker, or any other method without a valid license issued by the Department of Water Resources.

The bill, passed by the state House of Assembly, is yet to be signed into law by Governor Akinwumi Ambode.

The government says it targets commercial users, but activists fear the ban may affect private citizens, who struggle daily to get water through individual effort.

“The salt rubbed on the injury is the fact that as we speak, the public has not set eyes on the new bill to ascertain if our fears and objections raised at the Public Hearing were incorporated into what was eventually passed,” said Akinbode Oluwafemi, Deputy Director, Environmental Rights Action/Friends of the Earth Nigeria, during a press conference in Lagos on Monday.

The problem with the Bill

On February 20, the Lagos House of Assembly passed “A Bill for a Law to Consolidate all Laws Relating to the Environment for the Management, Protection and Sustainable Development of the Environment in Lagos State and for Connected Purposes” into law.

The Bill was passed less than two weeks after activists and environmentalists challenged its key sections at a public hearing.
A section (7.2.a) in the draft Bill secured the “payment of contracted services and concessions for long term infrastructure investments with an irrevocable Service Payment Order as the first line charge on the State’s Internally Generated Revenue.

In section 7.2.b., it states that, “In the event that the state’s IGR is insufficient or unavailable to discharge its obligations, the state should apply monies due to it from the federal monthly allocation or any other source to secure its payment obligation to contractors and concessionaires under the law.”

Mr. Oluwafemi described both sections as anti-people and would tie the hands of Lagos citizens to ambiguous agreements.

“These clauses will make government, through taxpayers money, to pay corporate entities without fail even when there are other pressing issues requiring funding.

“Literally, it is saying if passed, the Lagos State government must pay these corporate entities before spending on salaries, healthcare, roads and so on.

“We also feel Lagosians should have a say on how the state’s federal allocation will be used. These provisions elevate government spending towards private concessions over all other government spending.”

The most controversial aspect of the draft Bill, however, is its provisions towards access to drinking water in the state.

Section 137(1)(a) stipulates that, “No person or group of persons shall sink or cause to be sunk boreholes, hydraulic and other structures connected with the supply of surface ground water or treated water without obtaining the necessary permit from the Office of Drainage Services.”

Section 141(1)(a) says no person or group of persons shall “Abstract water from any lake, river, stream or other natural resources forming part of state water except with the approval of department of water resources of the Office of Drainage Services.

In 141(1)(c), it states that no person or group of persons shall “Make, sell, distribute or cause to be made, sold, or distributed water by container, tanker or any other method whatsoever without a valid licence being issued by the Department of Water Resources of the Office of Drainage Services.”

An individual convicted under the law will pay a N100,000 fine or serve a six month jail term or both; for an organisation, it is N500,000 and confiscation of its equipment.

Mr. Oluwafemi said the law does not mention how it will affect owners of existing boreholes in the state.

“We feel provisions in these sections should be clarified properly,” he said.

“Threatening imprisonment for distributing water to meet the needs of the disenfranchised unless this applies only to large corporations like the breweries and bottling companies.
“Or else, it would mean for instance, that a person who gathers water from a stream or tap in his apartment and gives it to family or neighbour in need with go to jail for six months.”

The law has been roundly condemned.

Agnes Sessi, the president of African Women Water, Hygiene and Sanitation Network, said the “draconian” law would cause untold hardship to the people.

“One of our rights as citizens is to live, to have good water to drink, good environment,” said Mrs. Sessi.

“If government has failed to provide water for us, they do not have the right to take away our efforts to provide for ourselves. Do they want us to die?”

Betty Abah, Executive Director of CEE-HOPE, said the very vulnerable in Lagos are currently under threat due to government policies.

“A government is supposed to provide for the people, protect their interests, but we have a government that seems to want to fight the people.”

Achike Chude, vice president of Joint Action Front, said Lagos is a pilot state and other states would soon begin criminalising sinking of boreholes.

“The issues are very clear and each time we are confronted with situations like these, we can’t help but ask why government subjects Nigerians to all kinds of misery and difficulties.”

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/224917-lagos-criminalises-drilling-boreholes-without-permit.html

This people just derive pleasure in making life difficult for the masses. If water corporation had done it's job, bore hole won't be so ubiquitous. I won't be surprised if they come up with generator owning permit, cellphone permit or even breathing permit tomorrow

There is really no standization in Nigeria. even Korean models on sale in Nigeria are substandard when compared to those available in other markets like the US . People who are supposed to ensure this cars meet necessary standards will collect brible and turn a blind eye to substandard practices. And the clandestine way innoson operate further worsens matter. No adverts little to no publicty. Why can't we have documentary that allows unlimited access to their factories, aired on TV why can't we have crash test results for each of their models. They need to give us reason to buy their cars things like durability, mpg, saftey, competitive prices etc. we can just put money on the unknown in the name of patriotism

They should let me know when they are serious about selling data. their sim is where I kept it, gathering dust . Even though it's slow, I'm sticking with glo till futher notice

PapiNigga:
Just make sure your Dad is not at home sha... Lol


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/guys-can-you-take-her-to-mama-photo.html?m=1

That's a bleeping dude mhen

The only talent she has is her looks and sexuality . So in order to keep the fame ganered from bbn she has to strip naked on ig and kiss random people in radiostaion and all over the place so yall still have a reason to talk about her.

oldfoolnigger:
most i have seen are all black even though the owners are not that black.they are always more black than any other part of the body despite the fact that sun does nt reach that side.if u have an idea why itis so,kind share with us.tanx

It's darker only when it's shrunken. Just like the scrotum too when it's folds Once it's fully erect and full of blood it goes back to the fellows skin tone .

UNIZIK1stSon:
Abia State Governor, Okezie Ikpeazu has urged the management of the NYSC to give Aba tailors and shoe makers the chance to produce the complete NYSC uniform from the caps to the boots.

Governor Ikpeazu made this request during his visit to the Director General of the NYSC, Brigadier General Sule Kazaure at the headquarters of the corps in Abuja yesterday.

The Governor who has been on a series of economic diplomatic shuttles with a view to expanding and deepening the business potentials of Aba and Abia State told the DG that the Aba garment and leather industries are fully prepared, ready and able to deliver all the uniforms to be worn by corp members across the country.

As a demonstration of his seriousness, the Governor presented the DG with samples of each of the components of the NYSC uniform made in Aba.

In response, the DG told Dr Ikpeazu that he is completely surprised that such high quality products can be sourced in Aba and at a more competitive price and assured the Governor that his management team will immediately commence negotiations to make this happen.

He also thanked the Governor for the series of support he has rendered to the NYSC in Abia Atate which includes donating a brand new generating set and a brand new female Hostel at the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp at Umunna, Bende LGA.

See Pictures below:

http://mynaijainfo.com/2017/03/ikpeazu-nysc-dg-let-aba-produce-nysc-uniforms-pics/

I will only agree with this proposal if the uniforms were being imported if it was produced locally why take the jobs and source of lively hood of other fellow countrymen to aba, is it cuz people in aba have 2 heads?

lalasticlala:
I got this mail. Kindly read and share your views and advice. The person in question is reading. Thanks. See the unedited mail after the cut.

YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED: I AM BEEN PRESSURED TO GET MARRIED AND ALSO CHANGING MY RELIGION


"I wonder why she should be pressuring me to change my religion before getting married to her. I sorted an advice from a pastor, and I was told that she was not the woman for me. That i will have problems along the marriage. After I few consideration, I decided to also sort for advice from Nairalanders.

I am a muslim and my woman is a christian. She is forcing me to change my religion which i have been practicing since childhood. Taking such a decision is not that easy you know. To change my religion because of a woman? I don't think it is right. She has also refuse to change to my religion. Now, her family are pressuring and want me to change my religion. I am writing this to seek advice from Nairalanders to give me direction to follow... I know many will yab, insult or in-sugar me... I just need a candid advice."

Don't ever ever change your religion for marriage it's a very foolish and shallow thing to do . U should only change when you are absolutely convinced beyond reasonable doubt that a religion is the way.

The labour force which this change will affect are crime prone. U don't want several thousand of uneducated weed smoking bus drivers ,conductors and agbero to be suddenly out of the job . Crime rate will sky rocket. Govt has to be careful in their approach of implementing this new bus of a thing

I suspect it is a transgender

Tekno be like : tania I don't want cash for my modeling services. I prefer to be paid in kind