₦airaland Forum

UrennaNkoli:
They must have played on your intelligence so theres nothing like jazz there. Next time, don't be distracted. Even if they tell you to see a mosquito flying, don't look. Keep your eyes fixed on whats going on. The secret of these so called jazz is distraction. Once you are distracted even for a sec, the trick will work and you will be confused as to what has happened.

trust me iwasnt distracted I counted 13 complete notes before putting the moneyaway there is no way I would have under counted 5 notes maybe 1 but not 5

My experience was with bureau De change. The I changed 100 dollars to 13 pieces of 1000 naira notes back then. I counted the money several times before putting it in my cars golf compartment and then drove home. I opened the golf compartment immidiately when I got home and met 8k come see as I begin scatter the whole car. Till today I'm still mystified by how it happened cuz I drove home immediately and i didn't have any passangers

Zane2point4:
i can even use catapult to shoot down those toys.....

until they buy these ones below i wont take the NAF serious.....


thats what a modern jet should look like[not so modern sef]

that recovered looted fund found in ikoyi can even buy one unit of an F16.

acquisition of f16 would be an overkill, and waste of money considering the fact that Nigeria doesn't have any Iminent potential threat, and we have bad maintenance culture they should probably invest on the cheaper supersonic multi role aircrafts like JF_17 or j-10 .the alphajets are embarrassing but cheap

sarrki:
Lol

2019 is around the corner

We are all matured and wiser now

Keep cool and watch how the music unfolds

Nothern Elders ko Nothern brothers ni

Which mature are you maturing? Abeg make I hear word. U will kick out daura cattle herdsman like u kicked out otuoke fisherman and then vote in another joker who will break your heart again and the cycle continues

1st and most importantly, seek God's protection

Get yourself a b6 level amoured gwagon with kevlar wheels as your run around car.

Get yourself two 12 gauge shot guns, one in your car and one at home,

make sure your fence are high with with electric barb wires and and make sure they are also laced with poison

Make sure you have survilance cameras everywhere.

have several dozens of pitbull as pets,get them custom kevlar vest which they will wear when they are released to roam the compound at night

Have an underground safe room bunker in your house with communication and surveillance equipment.


Be very generous nd kind to people

always wear kevlar vest when going for public events

Never go for events without security details, they don't have to wearrange black suit and shades, they can wear native and look dressed for the occasion but with kalashnikov nd kevlar vest under their agbada

Never dicuss your movements be unpredictable as to your whereabouts.

This is nice

Sex is meant to be enjoyed, it's supposed to strengthen nuptial bonds , it is supposed to be a plesurable expirience long as it is within the bonds of marriage. What is not permitted is sodomy which has been clearly stated. Infact what happens between a man and his wife during intimacy is not up for discussion. who confered the title of holy style on missionary style? God? Of course it's human beings like you and i .

Most of those clamouring for secession are too ignorant to fully appreciate the full implications of secession. If the east were to sceed today ,it won't be the same as the days of ojuwku. the pedigree men like azikiwe, mbadiwe etc who were our leaders of old cannot be compared the jokers we have in government today . Look at the eastern governors of today, with the exception of obiano and maybe sulivan chime, the rest are nothing to write home about. These governors and their henchmen are the same people that will be at the helm of affairs if an independent biafra is ever realised.
When you compare the land mass igbo speaking states to the population igbos, u realise if there was mass exodus from nigera to the east as a result of secession, there will be overpopulation in the east
Also, this time the south south will most likely stay on their own leaving the east with little oil of non comercial quantity no coastal cities. the two of which are very key to international comerce and revenue generation .

Most of the easterners have their business scattered all over the country this means they will be regarded as foreigners and may loose some privileges they enjoy today as nigeran

Easterners needs to let go totally of the unfortunate event of the past come to terms with the fact that the nigeran problem is ubiquitous be it south, East West or North we have clueless jokers who have little or nothing to offer in government who are stealing our money with impunity. Biafra is a lost cause and will do more harm than good to both biafrans and nigerans

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glorified prostituté

He must have dealt her a very very heavy blow to the periobital region. I detest men who hit women with passion irrespective what she has done, there are other ways of dealing with her than getting physical.

Start mai ruwa business

All Surgery posting non of them was moin moin

At least boxer's, why sleep stack nude? Imagine there is a fire or something

We need a breath of fresh air new breed of policticans . Like macron in France enough recycling of old garbage Aliko dangote. Would have my vote if he ever decides to run, he has the popularity, charisma and money to finance and election without being indebted to some party
Or political god fathers that means he can run the country without any body holding his hands. I think he will make a great president

no i can't . things like that hardly go away. imagine i decide to run for office in the future and my opponent finds out about my wife's past. or one of her ex customers starts disturbing her for sex or blackmailing her . it wont matter if she has changed. things like that don't go away easy.

She probably has one of em connective tissue diorders

It will be cruel of me to buy ethier of those damsel to be driven on pot hole filled nigerian roads. I will buy brabus's 850hp g63 instead

soon people will start posting his memes

tribalistseun:
so wetin kemen, bassey and marvis achieve? Since you're talking about achievement

they are all the same they went to act soft pôrn and govt wasting tax payers money celebrating them up and down. This country is a joke

Keep digging men, we must find what sensible thing she has achieved in order to deserve wasting tax payers money on a home coming party

U are singing that u want to do shina(fornication ) and ure talking about making heaven

Go to arsenal, u will bench giroud, he is very useless

Nigerians used to be known for how much they loved and enjoy life, until recent years suicide bombing and jumping into the lagoons was never our thing. I pray god help us in this country o

IslamicRebel01:
Citizens of the Islamic and Demonic Zoo.

pls which animal are you fellow citizen frog or pig

hucienda:
If there is one northerner I could vote for, then that'll be Atiku.

And no one should come here with the noise of Atiku being corrupt. Point out one politician who is not corrupt in Nigeria.

I recall during the primaries that he was the only one amongst the APC with a detailed manifesto on his campaign website. The other was just singing unend that he had 'intagritri' and will 'pight kwarrupshun'. Well look at how all that turned out.

Run Atiku! Run!

Make Nigeria Great Again!

Ati wetin is like your village people are using your destiny as skipping rope . Atiku kor ankara ni