₦airaland Forum

whocares1:
What's heavenly feeling?

Na organsmm I wan write, na nairaland dey do im own as if we are all kids!

coogar:
because majority of them don't even know what it is. they sense a tingle & they delude themselves & then add a nollywood performance to it.

there are other reasons too.....

'tingle' uhnmmmmm

I have being hearing a lot of comments about this attitude, my question is this, why would a lady fake orgasm? Can't she just voice out to say she's not enjoying the sexx?

I personally would love to see that my gf enjoys sex, so her faking it doesn't help cos i'll believe she's enjoying it so no need to make ammendments.

Moral of the story, girls dont just be looking for a made n*ga and guys word of advise be true to your day 1 girl, nothing like a girl who was with you through it all not some frosh "Owo epo".

Can you spot whats wrong with this picture guys

Moral of the story, girls dont just be looking for a made n*ga and guys word of advise be true to your day 1 girl, nothing like a girl who was with you through it all not some frosh "Owo epo".

Annypie:
Are u shitting me,ds got to frontpage,i so give up on NL!btw is annie a full time house wife nw?

Does cooking in your home means you are a full time house wife?
Or what do u mean?

montestic:
flirtykaren, y do i hav d feeling dat u r actually mrs laila, d blogger. ? all ur posts are frm there, 100% u r laila. and u dont comment in oda peoples thread mrs laila

BUSTED.


I had to go check myself and you are very correct.
flirtykaren, oya cum speak your own

ayusco85:
scroll down to d end of the nairaland homepage, u will see the link.

Bro no vex abeg, I no see am here.

datguru:
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MEANING?

Rikidony:
ROSSIKE HOW THOSE THE TITLE OF UR THREAD RELATE TO THIS PICTURES. THE TITLE SHOULD HAVE BEEN

"PICTURES OF NIGERIA's MILITARY EQUIPMENT"

I CAME HERE TO SEE PICTURES OF THIS EQUIPMENT IN COMBAT OR IN THE NORTH EAST WITH THE SOLDIERS AND BEING IN HOT PURSUIT OF THE SECT NOT PICTURES OF MILITARY CONVOY DURING THE ARMY DAY CELEBRATION OR CHOPPERS IN THEIR HANGER OR SOLDIERS TAKING SELFIE.

"SOLDIERS TAKING SELFIE"

Mubarak39:
Ayo oriesejaFUCK of criminals association of Nigeria CAN

You are one fool, why don't u look for a job and get a life.
Eediot.

ayusco85:
Nairaland app on my blackberry, u no know say I dey church?

Abeg gimme link to download the app.

Imagine La liga without Barcelona. Boring!


Barcelona still supports Catalonia’s push to vote on secession from the rest of Spain despite warnings that independence would mean the club’s exclusion from La Liga.

Barcelona “was one of the first institutions to declare it was in favour of the right to decide,” the club said in a statement on Friday.

Catalonia’s regional government wants to hold a non-binding referendum on independence on 9 November. A Spanish court has suspended the vote to rule on its legality.


On Tuesday, the president of the Spanish football league, Javier Tebas, said Barcelona and the other football clubs in the north-east region would be excluded from Spanish competitions if Catalonia became a separate state.

Tebas said the country’s sports law entitles only one non-Spanish territory Andorra to legally participate in the league or other official competitions. If Catalonia were to gain independence, the law would have to be altered to let Catalan clubs, including Espanyol and the second division teams Girona and Sabadell, back in

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

Nonsense

PapiWata:
Actually, Big Fella an assumption MUST be made at this stage that ALL Liberians ARE infected, and must be treated in their own country, with ALL exists blocked until the danger is over.

Assuming his family Stays there nko? Will he abadon his wife and kids? And there's no record he'a an America citizen, he only went to visit and I heard he stayed @ his sister's house

PapiWata:
Not so much hate, as utter disgust. This man had NO business visiting Liberia at the very height of this epidemic. Embarking on such a trip alone stands as eloquent testimony to the sheer arrogance of the man, who perhaps thought that his affected pseudo-American accent would give him immunity from a rampaging, easily transmitted disease. Not to worry, Mr. Dickead is making himself comfortable in hell right now, and he will be missed by NOBODY of any consequence.

It is indeed a fascinating study of human character, to recall the torrent of curses and invective directed by Nigerian writers in this forum, at the Liberian who first took Ebola to Nigeria, yet now, another bio-terrorist who did PRECISELY the same thing to the USA is pitied and spoken of in reverential tones by Nigerian writers here, as though it is fine for the USA to get infected by ANY means possible, yet SINFUL for Nigeria to suffer a similar fate.

I am WAY past caring what hypocrites think about my take on contemporary reality. If you don't like it, then don't read it and if you do read it and hate the points made, then don't respond to it, since I could not give a flying phuck what you or anyone else with thinks, in that double-standard mode that is sadly so common up in here.

And are u sure he just wanted to visit Liberia. You just open ur mouth and spew rubbish, he only went to US on a visit and even if he did travel to Liberia, is it the everybody suffering from ebola. Wo, ain't got time for dicckhead

post=26980040:
U wan buy am?

To comment

post=26972084:
Eya..



Visit my bloq..

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How much?

DonaldGenes:
But why evil?


A question comes to mind; does google have the right or sole right to take down anyone's Site when Google itself is also a website just like any other site?

Can they take down Yahoo or Wikipedia?


I don't just get it! Who is in-charge of Hosting all the sites in this world?

I guess u don't know, Google is the sole owner fof blog hosting, if u don't know Google pays her for the blog and she needs Google to survive.

Emyemyberry:
Either of these should be the best,uba,diamond,firtbank,zenith,gtb,but for the worst its Ecobank

I agree with Ecobank being the worst

GANDALF1:
Zenith bank is the best bank for business guys who want the best of services and world class customer care. No queue, prompt attention, 5mins turnaround time, easy access to facilities provided you satisfy the requirements, and so much more.

The zenithdirect online customer service is currently the best in the industry, no bendgates.

Having its customers best interests at heart all the time, zenith banks charges are transparent, low and pocket friendly when compared with other banks. E.g., you will get your token for as low as N1000 (can you beat that?).

Ever used Zenith bank's eazymoney app? Anyway, just imagine yourself stranded in a village with no internet access or recharge card sellers. All you need to do is dial *966*amount# and your phone will be recharged immediately. Thats a first in Nigeria.

To learn more about how Zenith bank can assist you to grow your business, kindly visit http://www.zenithbank.com/

U must be a Zenith bank staff with dis comment. But opening account with Zenith is very expensive, I was told once 50k for savings and 100k for current, I didn't even bother listening to the remaining explanations.

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember




April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

Why do I think you are lying?

EmpressaDelRei:
Soon and very soon, Nigeria will have nothing to call her own. Soon the government will privatise each citizen and guess who is gonna buy us?

AMERICA

berem:
When a man cheats, they say its a man's world and men are polygamous in nature. When a woman cheats,all hell let loose and she's called all sort of names and she's even thrown out of her matrimonial home.

Ini Edo,its time to move on babes. Life must surely go on!

When u get married or if u are already. Kindly do the same.

christinauju:
AMEN oh,I'm next on the line for a testimony...

Amen and Amen. Will be waiting for ur testimony

Hi house, please my hp laptop - 6735s has motherboard problems and it need to be replaced.
Pls do we have any experienced engineer in the house who is based in lagos. Am in Mowe (ogun state) the nearest place is lagos so I will prefer an engineer from lagos
Any engineer can drop his or her contact address or request for mine.

I'll also like to know the price and ability of both new and fairly used motherboard.

Also, i'll like to upgrade the RAM and HDD. Below are the specs and pictures. Thanks

HP 6735s
AMD
160HDD
1G RAM

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

With this ur name, I wanna believe ure refering to ur self