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Abi dis man de run shift ni cos I don't understand 5his daily or weekly commute to the UK 😃



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🤣 You too like wahala, it's good initiative though. Kundus to you Seun 😘

SlavaUkraini:
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Very true. I remember Aero doing same back in the days when they sell those incredibly cheap tickets and when you get to the airport, they tell you flight don full. At a point I took to sleeping at the airport overnight in addition to checking in online, to beat this. 😂

tunjijones:
All airline in Nigeria are like that. I know you might dislike oshiomole cos he is a politician and in APC but those airlines own don too much.

If you are a regular flyer, you wld know what I am talking about. They postpone flight, they delay flight and sometimes even cancel flights with impunity without even caring about the passengers if they have appointments to catch with it if it's an emergency.

See, almost everybody is wicked and corrupt in this Nigeria. Imagine delaying people's flight that booked online only to now start selling the tickets to highest bidder

Ok, na AI go populate the databases? 🤭😂

Lol what of those with BVN already any need to do this? 🤣

How can your wife return home late tired and still has to cook and take care of the children? Bia can't you cook or take care of the children? Those are the things impacting your marriage negatively. Clear them and see how it would blossom.

apprentist:
Hello Guys, let me first of all say the cliché "It is well".

Now let we start.
I met my wife years back just before the COVID-19 year during which we dated for almost a year and then eventually got married just when the lock down was reducing. I started this story this way because I wanted to emphasis that during that period, we had so much time to bond and she was mostly available to me as she only worked on shifts 2 to 3 days per week.
We could sit and talk for long, go out at late nights and have great s*x as frequently as we needed.

This I think gave me a mirage of an anticipated marriage life so I didn't hesitate to take it a step further ones the lockdown was relaxed.
I also made it clear to her that her job would have to give way when their kids start coming as I had plans to assist her further her edu and also put up a biz for her.

Speed up to after COVID-19, she resumed work which till this day demands 5 days a week and 2 to 3 Saturdays per month all from 7:45am till 5pm. Often times she'd return home tired and would manage to make dinner and off to bed till the next day circle continues.
It became worse when we started having children. I drive them to school as early as 7:40am before dropping her off at her job. And then I'll pick them up by 5:30pm or 6pm when she's done with her job for the day (let me mention that this extends to public holidays and school holidays or breaks).

I got tired and in December 2025 I told her she has to quit the job. My plan was to enroll her back into a private school after my kids are Upto 4 years as one of them still depends on breast milk. I also gave her the option of starting a business which I understand is a dynamic move and might not be successful, but at this stage of my life it's something I could afford to risk and so I didn't mind.

I must also mention that out of a 100% sex, 50% is not mutual as I could sense she isn't interested and 40% is a denial as she would rather deny me of s*x with the excuse that she is tired.

Simply put, I'm tired.
I'm a Christian and divorce isn't an option. Also I can't cheat, but I am starved of s*x and my kids are not given the attention they deserve.
Pls advice me

Go on SM and tag Samsung this, I'm sure they would be interested in this and might reward you

jonnypie:
Good evening nairalands, please who can explain this to me, as I am tonally scared and confused. I started charging this phone when I got home from work say around to eight. Because I slept early after taking dinner, only to wake up now and went straight to the parlor to check my phone qhere I was charging it. First I notice this smell when an electronic device is buring or has burned, I quickly checked my PC and unplug it and I went straight to my phone saw it was just 60% and was not charging but I saw that the charger was smelling so I unplug and perceive the phone n the odour was every strong. Only to check the back and I saw this. I quickly check the charger with my wife's phone also A16 Samsung and it was working. I later test it again with my phone n was working pls what would have caused these. Picture of the phone and charger below.

Give up the oppressive, impressive and validative social media platforms and they will be alright 😌

Yes o, the naira must generate naira for Nigerian flexing

Lexusgs430:
Nigerian holidays spending money, MUST be generated from Nigeria....... 🤑🇳🇬😂

Yea its a good move. I also have spread across FGN Savings, MMF and Stocks all on ARM basket though 😂

Lexusgs430:
Looking to moving some funds, at the same time not putting all my eggs in one basket........ 🥚😂😁

🤣🤣🤣 make I no over-flog the matter con turn CBEX oo, if Branch works for you fine but you get more than N3k on same amount per day which in a week would x2 what you get from Branch 😂

Lexusgs430:
I go move the remaining money into branch and just stick to 17% Apr....... 🤣🌿😂

Eh na so now? Allocate scores just laidat?

Slytiger:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/15/jamb-ohanaeze-rejects-resit-exam-demands-300-scores-for-seast-candidates/

Chai ...which kain wahala bi dis naa, ask dem whether dem want your investment abi den nor want 😂😂😂 Won't a driver's license work here since it contains your home address? You ask them

Lexusgs430:
Oya o.... Non residents, your foreign documents MUST be notarized....... 😁😂

Is Labour party not an opposition party? How are they not entitled to set up a shadow government to critique the substantive government? Or are we missing something here?

zero8zero:
Is Pat Utomi not a member of Labour Party?

Are these people not opposition party members?

zero8zero:
Is shadow Government in the constitution? yes or no. No time for long story. So non state actors can go ahead and start forming shadow Government because there's freedom of speech?. Don't we already have opposition parties and Several pressure groups responsible for opposing Govt policies?

We don't need to practice Parliamentary system like the UK to do this though, the current members of the Senate and House of Rep can take up same stance if only they knew what they are there to do.

Lastly, it is not unconstitutional so far as they don't go out to instigate members of the public to try to topple the government. There's freedom of speech and association enshrined in our constitution. This is what the shadow government members are riding on.

I understand you though, we can be too aggressive sometimes and that could lead to wrong meanings read into genuine plans.

zero8zero:
Is it constitutional? Are we practicing parliamentary system like the UK?

These people don't understand what a shadow government is ni? It is only meant as a platform to critique the current government's cabinet member performance and not to circumvent them. It is usually made up of opposition party with designated persons they deem fit could handle the various ministerial positions were it to be an actual government. They should watch the UK Parliament more

Maxymilliano:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/05/14/dss-sues-pat-utomi-over-creation-shadow-govt-alleges-plot-usurp-tinubus-authority?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKR7bRjbGNrApHtm2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEe7q8ZTF0QvEnTuX9Ooo7_CgsusZNWyLvf_qqP3_q3qufL0cA7tY4NzWrkbWA_aem_e0B-BzR61bK8iJ9LBwtDZA

🤣🤣🤣🤭 Standard KYC document requirements from financial services companies in Naija. Just tell them you are non-resident, scan and send them what you have in line with that.

Lexusgs430:
How do your people expect me to navigate some of this requirements........ 🤣😁

Once a phone can receive and make calls, browse the internet, check emails, social media, and can support your financial apps, I don't see the need to be too extravagant in getting the latest phone.

GistMedia0:
After Nottingham Forest’s 2-2 draw with Leicester City on Sunday, billionaire owner of Nottingham Forest Fc, Evangelos Marinakis was spotted chatting with manager Nuno Espírito Santo on the field. But what caught fans' attention — it was his phone.

Marinakis appeared to be holding an old iPhone 6 Plus or 7 Plus, sparking reactions online. Many were shocked that someone of his wealth was still using a phone most people, even those far less rich, have long abandoned. Some called it humble, others found it surprising — but one thing's clear: it got fans talking.

Something that worked for me was swapping the dates instead of dd/mm/yyyy format try mm/dd/yyyy especially if your date of birth is from 01 to 12. Some of the banks during initial BVN capture, erroneously used the wrong date format. Try this and see, might be lucky.

justwise:
I have only one Nigerian bank account and I have been using it for account for over 7yrs now.

Country wey sabi wetin den want. Not like us wey go employ person wey never play top football league or person wey de help coaches carry hin bag con de whine us say we be top football country 🤭🤣🤣🤣

fergie001:
The 65-yo has won trophies in Italy, Spain, England & France. He will be the first foreign Manager to head the Selecao and the main focus will be to qualify for the 2026 World Cup, a tournament they have never missed since inception

^{He will take charge from May 26}

Hahaha ..you too gentle, me I for don fire dem email like two times now with the third one carrying the subject - Reminder!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁

Lexusgs430:
I would give them 7 days of grace...... 😊😁

Ha, have you always used the same BVN for other bank applications? Check with the bank you did your registration with and see what they can help with.

justwise:
I keep getting error message... that my BVN does not match my name

Email them on enquiries@arm.com.ng or complaints@arm.com.ng I'm sure they will resolve it.

Lexusgs430:
It's still pending.....

Na de money dem de after nothing mor

Zahra29:
Cooper just clarified in Parliament that some changes such as increasing the salary threshold will be brought in fairly quickly, while others will require consultation and primary legislation

How did it go? I hope it went well. @Justwise?

Lexusgs430:
Done all my KYC, awaiting all OK..... 👍😁

Not really, more of transferring the risks associated with managing users' login credentials. Safer using OpenIDs like Google, Yahoo or Apple with very high level of security around their operations than just managing them on your own. Way to go @Seun!!!

mactoni91:
Una sha want make google get everyone footprint.

Yes, thats correct. They have a mobile app too

justwise:
Ok, is this their website ? https://www.arm.com.ng/

True that. The ARM MMF gives close to 20-22% pa, they credit you daily (do your due diligence though). Good thing with it is that you have access to your funds at anytime (though when you first start, you must leave it in there for 90 days, subsequently, you can withdraw).

Lexusgs430:
You could get 17% with branch, if you intend to lock your funds in (till maturity)......

I am considering moving some funds from Alat, into branch for the 17% Apr (but I keep remembering, NEVER to put all my eggs, in one basket)..... 🥚😂😁

The 10% Apr, is paid out weekly..... 🤣😁

I had the account with them before I relocated but I think if you download their app you should be able to register an account with them. I wasn't in Nigeria when I got the account. Good thing is you get a virtual account you can transfer funds into and it updates real-time.

justwise:
Did you do that from here through the bank app?

Ha 😳 10k every week? Sounds good really. I do mutual funds (money market funds) with ARM (any other funds manager also that offer such) and I think they offer more.

Lexusgs430:
Why not use branch? You get 17% APR for scheduled investment & 10% APR for ongoing investments......

An example of ongoing investment, 6M deposit, gives you 10K+ every week, paid out weekly....

Scheduled investment is paid out, at the end of term......

Haha ...when you do a search on "Fraud rate in Nigeria + Bank Name" the result tells a lot about the bank. FCMB gentle for the market not really good rates but no too much drama. They have an online banking app though called Rova.

Lexusgs430:
Why are branch and wema, leaking baskets...... 🤔😱☹️


What's does FCMB UK, offer on savings account...... 😊😁