₦airaland Forum

I didn't see any protest.I just saw a bunch of few jobless people burning a couple of tyres

It's good to know that unlike Nigerian girls,non-nigerian girls actually appreciate us

Interestin but what do u guys hope to achieve by protesting in london?

lol, where is ayola's post?Dumb guy

oludyke:
I'm Igbo and proud to be Igbo.  I really wonder why many of my kinsmen take pleasure in doing the hangman's job.  In 1993 it was ABN led by Arthur Nzeribe while Chukwumerije was the minister of 'mis'information. In 1996, it was late Kalu of YEAAA and now another Igbo man.  No wonder other parts of Nigeria see ndigbo as greedy no principled people.  It is pathetic.  This fight against fuel subsidy removal will definitely be won by we the masses of Nigeria.  The likes of what is that his name again, Uche? will bury their heads in shame.  Vox populi Vox Dei.

Why are you hanging your own tribe just to appease tribalists like bluetooth?

~Bluetooth:
They are looking for presidency in 2015,so they must do the wish of the evil beast in aso rock.

Nairaland's number one tribalist.You couldn't resist.Anytime Igbos are mentioned,you jump in.Your hatred of Igbos has really shrunk your brain.Dumb bastard

Lasinoh:
Don't mind Nigerians.
The semi-illiterates never tire to whine.
Even those that cannot spell subsidy are complaining.

hmmm, i am tripping for that your profile pic.Ike di nma.

I am waiting for the pastor that will be the first to turn water into fuel.

The President is just daft.People are stranded in the east and elsewhere because of this ill timed announcement.What was the rush for?Even if he was so desperate to increase the pump price,he should have at least let the people that travelled home for christmas come home first.I hope he is ready for the storm that is coming

peckhamboi:
Ibadan boiling now

It doesn't look as if anything is boiling there.They all look docile

People coming back to Abuja are stranded in Lokoja.A serious riot is going on now.Tyres are burning and policemen are nowhere in sight.

Can Lamido Sanusi please return Bank PHB's licence? The bank, at least, promised us that one day cars will run on water!!! With petrol selling at N141 per litre, we need a bank like that. Please give us Bank PHB!!!

“I heard GEJ's advisers told him that some people are fuelling the Boko Haram crisis so he decided to remove the subsidy to make it difficult for the sponsors to buy fuel to fuel Boko Haram?

And in a conversation between two young lovers riding in a car, the following conversation ensues:
Baby: Please put on the car A.C,
Guy: Don't U think we should have a breath of fresh air instead?, AC causes increased consumption of fuel.

Girl: Sweetheart, pls take me to somewhere expensive this weekend.
Boy: Okay, Let's go to the filling station.

Car snatched @ gun point; owner shouting "MY FUEL, Ah, ah, ah, my expensive f-u-e-l", This seems to suggest that the fuel in the tank is even now more prized than the car itself.

And this joke comes with a commercial niche:
Note: Broadcast n Pings on my wall is NOT FREE anymore. It now costs N20 to post a Broadcast, N20 to Ping, N100 to view n copy my DP; since it now costs me N140/litre to fuel my generator to read your Broadcasts n Pings, Thanks for your cooperation,

Consider these other short takes:

Guys and Artistes will start posing with 50kg of petrol in pictures and videos .
People who have gone to the village for holiday might not return.
My neighbourhood is dead silent not even 1 Generator can be heard.
You can deposit your fuel at Zenith Bank, Guarantee Trust Bank or any bank close 2 you.
Bride price will cost a little higher now as it may even include 10 litres of petrol.
Don’t be shocked if you get slapped for trying to burn a thief with petrol.
"Walk out" will be a popular thing among lovers.
No more accidents, it will be knee and ankle dislocations.
QPR vs SWANSEA N200, BARCA vs REAL MADRID N1000
"If you see me trekking holla at your boy"
Resident: what do you care for?
Visitor: I'll take petrol,
Frank Edoho on who wants to be a millionaire will be like "d next question is for 50 litres of petrol”
Witches and wizards will carry passengers at night at affordable prices.
Fuel subsidy removal: Boko Haram claims responsibility.

I heard a serious riot is going on in Lokoja.

I don't think d poster is serious.This is just an attempt at sarcasm

The standard of living in the UK is far higher than that of Nigeria.You should have checked the per capita income of both countries before posting.

LEXYLOV:
Sheik Alahaji ayatollah al bin Qaqa aka 666 prophet. We know well that you are preparing your devilish bombing campaign on innocent people including women and children, well if the hand of GEJ government is too short to catch up with you, be sure that the ark of true God will fall upon you this year you and your devilish blood shocking organization. The spirits of those that you have sent to their untimely grave will hunt you and your generations to death. Don't worry OK, we are waiting till the time when Americans will have your time and bring drones and Apache with marine trooper to end your miserable life and that of your entire evil organization. Am not a Muslim, yet I understand you are not a true Muslim. You are hiding and tarnishing the name of Islam with your evil deed claiming that you are protecting muslims. You will never succeed this year.

I hope they kill the illiterate bastard

This boko haram spokesman makes calls to the media.I believe he uses a cell phone with a network.How come those calls have not been traced?

alj_harem:
was he not the ideeiot supporting the removal of fuel now. Well you have it now.

bunch of ideeiot

Yes I must insult bigots like u. because you want the so called oil benefit theives to be arrested, ideeiot like you supported the removal of fuel subsidy.

bunch of ideeiot

that is a lie Obiagu stop deceiving urself. why are we so gullible in Nigerian. hahen na so we dull reach

which kind country be this self

It's not your fault.I blame nairaland for allowing low lives like you to register.U are just a miserable frustrated cow.Dumb bastar.d.

alj_harem:
shut the f up and get use to it

Why must u insult people?Useless animal

Islamazing Nigeria is impossible because Christians are a majority.They should just forget it.Read this from pew centre for research.

Nigeria is sub-Saharan Africa’s most
populous country and is home to the
region’s largest Christian population. The
West African nation has more than 80
million Christians, who account for about
half of the country’s total population.
There are more Christians in Nigeria than
in any single nation in traditionally
Christian Western Europe. 1 In fact,
Nigeria’s Christian population is nearly the
same size as the total population of
Germany. Nigeria’s Muslim population is
nearly equal to its Christian population;
according to the Pew Forum’s 2011
analysis of the global Muslim population,
there were about 76 million Muslims in
Nigeria in 2010. 2
Because the proportion of Muslims and
Christians in Nigeria is a sensitive political
issue, the national census has not asked
questions about religion since 1963. 3 In
1953, 21.4% of Nigeria’s population was
Christian, 45.3% was Muslim and 33.3%
belonged to other religions, including
African traditional religions. By 1963, the
percentage of the population that belonged
to other religions had declined by 15
points, nearly matching the 13.1- point
increase for Christians. During this same
period, the percentage of Muslims
increased by less than 2 points. 4
Christians have since increased in number
and share to become about half of the
population.
Nigeria’s large Christian community is
diverse. It includes nearly 60 million
Protestants (broadly defined), about 20
million Catholics and more than 750,000
other Christians. All of Christianity’s major
groups have grown in Nigeria since the
1970s, but the growth of pentecostal
churches has been especially dramatic in
recent decades. 5

www. pewforum.org/Christian/Global-Christianity-Nigeria.aspx

www.pewforum.org/Christian/Global-Christianity-africa.aspx

Turai is a criminal and should be tried.

Vicjustice:
I applied for a Nigerian licence in 2008, (you wouldn't like to be driving in Nigeria with a European licence otherwise, you'd need to sort it out whenever you encounter the police); i wasn't surprised when they said:
"haba, you don't need to do the test, just give us your detail and sign here, and your licence is ready in no time." And believe me, in less than 20 minutes, my licence was ready. This is horrible, they won't even let you do things normally.

That is the reason why most Nigerian drivers don't even know what a zebra crossing means.It's terrible

Chyz*:
Its been way over due that BBC Hausa must be closed down. It promotes hatred and terrorism.

I totally support that.That station is just there to incite people.

chipmunkey:
My prayer for the rest of the year is that the bomb attacks don't get to Lagos.

Amen

el-rufai is a very arrogant and corrupt ediot.Let's bet,he is gearing up to contest for d presidency in 2015.

lakhadimar:
The depopulation agenda of the black race by the western imperialist monsters. This is the work of the CIA. Nigerians think! Africans think!

hmm, do u really believe that?

~Bluetooth:
Later people like Afam4eva and his felllow ibo brothers will come and tell us that ibos are primary targets of boko bombs.Are these muslims attacked also ibos as afam and others claimed the madalla bombing was directed as ibos ?

What's your obsession with Igbos all about?You are beginning to sound pathetic.You really need to get exposed

This article should be moved to 'hell fire bound souls' section.

Removal of service chiefs like musiwa said,will not stop the bombings.The main way to stop boko haram is to infiltrate them and we need trained spies to do this.Unfortunately,we don't have any useful intelligence agency.

musiwa,,.:
what does service chief have to do with boko haram for God sake. instead of looking at why this people are bombing. jonathan goodluck,  is looking at the wrong thing, because he does not want to face the truth.

the previous service were removed for the same reason. and northerners did not stop bombing. does that not tell you, this is not the solution.

the satellite pictures are the reason why northerners are bombing, the problem is with  david mark and senators and others who are suppose to make change at the national assembly.

It is not the service chief responsibility to make change. It is the duty of david mark and senators . It is time we tell the truth.

What can the army chief do if he see satellite pictures and know why the people are bombing. he cant do anything to stop it. The only way to stop it is through altering the structure of Nigeria.

I think we must tell ourself the truth.

This is why i went to the international community and world leader asking for help, Nigeria would not have gone this bad.

Can u explain the link between the satellite pictures and the bombings?