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Romance › Re: I Don't Drink Gutter Water -- Twitter Lady Falilat Shoots Down A Guy wooing her by BillGoldberg: 8:57pm On Feb 03, 2019

Human beings are talking... This burnt out, old leprechaun is talking too.

Romance › Re: I'm Gay In My Art, And Straight In Life. by BillGoldberg: 8:46pm On Feb 03, 2019

You be pure homo (Okpontu Ola na ike)... Leave all this long talk abeg.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2019

One thing I have come to notice about this thread is thaf most drivers here have very boring lives. Every little thing, they will turn it to argument to give themselves some meaning in life. I remember one time when the romeo3 guy was entertaining us on Nairaland. One of the best threads ever. Obviously, everything he was saying was for laughs and should be taken at surface level.

But due to the fact that Nigeria as a country has the highest index of the most backward, unprogressive iddiots and imbecciles who are frustrated and mentally rettarded due to recurrent bad governments and harsh economic policies, many of them took what he said at core value and misconstrued a lot of what he said. Even when he snapped pictures without the individuals faces, people lampooned him for intruding on peoples privacy! Privacy my foot! But these are same hopelessly frustrated human beings who will sit one place idly and disssect and gossip another persons lifestyle into pieces! Speak of shameful hypocrisy.

Of recent, I uploaded a picture here which was without the girls face. Infact let me be honest, I usually go around that area and I know that lady in question. I have a particular client I carry from her compound. I swear before God and man that this lady does not have Uber app on her phone neither does she use ehailing. I didnt carry her and have never carried her.

I know her quite well. Infact when I drove close to her, I had to wine down my glasses and greet her. I must admit that I admire and like her though. She has a killer figure. But before I greeted her, I snapped a pic of her back making sure her face does not show. I wanted to use it and make up a story that will be very very funny.

Its a pity that animals took it too personal and one morron had to open a thread because of it. They wanted to be gentle men and probably, win ladies over from this forum! Funny enough if you go through there profiles and lifestyles, you will find out that they are the real misogynists and female haters!

If you read my comments on this thread, you will see where I say atimes that I keep a matchete under my car seat. For crying out loud, which stuppid Uber driver does that? Keep a matchete? For what exactly? And put it online? Which Fooolish Uber driver will harass a lady on a trip and have the effrontery to put her pic and the story online?

Let me tell some of you boldly now. Am not the Buhari that is toying with your future and lives! Take your frustration to him leave innocent people alone.

Ifyalways, you did the right thing by blocking your card. That driver is a criminal who should be arrested, released after thorough beating and rearrested again for further beatings and imprisonment. If you had reported to taxify, I can assure you that they will give you trip bonus worth 5-10 thousand. No single direct trip from your house to airport should cost that much no matter your location and traffic condition. What I said before was a joke and apologise duly.

This epistle was written because I can see a lot of drivers arguing rubbish. Please lets learn to separate facts from fictions. Good evening all.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 6:08am On Feb 02, 2019

deedee44:
I am not understanding

Don't mind all these fake ass liars that fill this nation. Pray tell me how MM2 relates to When am back in the country!

Funny enough, watch how she twists it further too suit her devious narrative!!!

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Autos › Re: What Is The Average Cost Of A Helicopter? by BillGoldberg: 3:00pm On Feb 01, 2019

Cosplay:
I haven't come across adverts for helicopters here before, I wouldn't expect to, either. It's a specialist and relatively niche market.

The demand for "New" helicopters is relatively low, for various reasons, chief among them is that it doesn't make a lot of sense economically.

Where to buy?

In Nigeria? The ONSA and the NCAA would have more information.
Internationally? The more popular sites are jamesedition.com (International), and avbuyer.com (USA/NA)

Helicopters (And most general aviation equipment) generally do not have VINs, the term is traditionally used with road-going vehicles.

VIN (Road Vehicles) - Serial Number (Aircraft)

Mileage (Road Vehicles) - TTAF (Total Time Air Frame) (Aircraft)

TTAF refers to the mechanical age of the aircraft, in hours, in practice refers to how many hours the aircraft has flown.
Total Landings is also used with TTAF to refer to aircraft mechanical age.

Beyond these, there are dozens of other aircraft identifiers which can be confusing.

Tail numbers are often not the serial numbers, manufacturers may not refer to their aircraft with the serial numbers, preferring the ship numbers, the US FAA identifies aircraft with their N-numbers, but outside the US the N-numbers are referred to as registration numbers, etc.

Simple Question... You are typing novel.

Politics › Re: U.S. Imposes Visa Restrictions On Ghana by BillGoldberg: 9:26am On Feb 01, 2019

NgeneUkwenu:
I blame Buhari for this.

Senseless, Useless Comment.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Lawmaker Arrested For Fraud In London by BillGoldberg: 5:53am On Feb 01, 2019

litdutchboy:
Front page lalastiscala

News of November 2018 on Front Page? Are you that daft?

Celebrities › Re: Contestants Arrives Early For Big Brother Naija Auditions by BillGoldberg: 5:43am On Feb 01, 2019

Holuwahyomzzy:
The struggle is real oo, I can even see someone's mummy there

Look well. Person papa with big tummy dey dia too.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 4:57pm On Jan 27, 2019

nitigriti:
Sir, you posted the backside of someone you know very well and in the context you took time and imagination to describe.
And it's fun we shouldn't spoil for you.
Shaking my head

Yes. And thats the truth.

By the way, am enjoying that tip you gave about freedom park. It worked greatly for me. Kudos!

Crime › Re: Thoughts of an aspiring rapist Uber Taxi driver in Lagos. by BillGoldberg: 2:07pm On Jan 27, 2019

Shalomc:
You are a confirmed rapist.

I quite agree. Can you now go and treat your rabies infested pvssy? Can you now go and continue your prostitution in peace?

I rapef your mother obviously and thats why the trauma made her raise a hoplessly, dirty gutter whoree like you.

Piece of thrash.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 2:04pm On Jan 27, 2019

CityNGR:
You are lying perv!

I have heard you. If I ever quote this your moniker again in this forum, May I never make it in life.

If you are lonely, go out and meet friends. You are an animal and way below my personality. I don't like you and wouldn't want you to like me either. Am a perv and I quite agree. But does that remove the fact that your father impregnated your mother standing up and thats why you are perpetually mad? Allow me be let me be entertained in peace. Continue sniffing the menstrual pants of girls in Obalende because thats your eternal curse from God. I will never ever talk to you again on this forum

I don't roll with monkeys and baboons.

Please go your way. Am a pervert, am a paedophile, am a rapist. I have heard you.

Can you now drive into that Dangote Trailer in your front or do the needful below? You are more uselful dead than alive. Bye!

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 12:17pm On Jan 27, 2019*

CityNGR:
Unfortunately billgoldberg is a pervert. The only language they understand is jail.

If your mother threw you away and kept your placenta, the world would have been better off.

Please am not the cause of your frustration. Ask your father questions. When other peoples father were busy hustling and your father was always playing draft and baba Ijebu in Obalande... He should have known his children will not end well in life. You are an example.

Am not the person that swapped your destiny and made you poor. Please leave me alone.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 12:11pm On Jan 27, 2019

TheCar:
Is it bad to ask a 'Single' lady out on a date? NO

Is it bad to ask your rider out on a date? NO

Is it bad to take a rider picture without his/her permission? YES

Is it bad to violate your rider privacy on a public forum? YES

To be frank with you, you're either him or a wannabe inspired by him.

But sir, that's someone daughter, that's someone sister, that's someone girlfriend, that's someone fiance.

Would you be happy to see a Uber driver post a picture of your sister, girlfriend or a girl you know here just because he ask her for a date and she said NO.

Please take down her picture, if she reported you to Uber, you would probably get blocked and she happens to come across this, you might get yourself arrested for 'Sexual Assault'.

She paid you your fare, she isn't interested or ready to date you, she's not involved in any altercation with you, so what could you possibly have as excuse for taking this picture and post it here on Nairaland.

You have violated her privacy, please take down the picture.

Thanks

Bro... No need for long grammar. I am just fantasizing. That lady was never an Uber rider and someone I know very well. Am not stuppid.

Please lets not spoil the fun.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 9:00am On Jan 27, 2019

bily:
It's a simple things. Sell 1 kidney to get money for traveling Malaysia, get to Malaysia sell other kidney

Do they have sense?

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Crime › Re: Thoughts of an aspiring rapist Uber Taxi driver in Lagos. by BillGoldberg: 6:51am On Jan 27, 2019

CityNGR:
Victorian oyindidi you gals be warned

Its also obvious that these are the girls you are fantasizing about and want to use a make up story to make yourself sound like a gentleman.

What a terrible, sorry arse, pathetic looser you are.

If you like the above girls, be bold and ask them out. Don't use fictitious Nairaland stories to ask them out!!!

Basstard!

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Crime › Re: Thoughts of an aspiring rapist Uber Taxi driver in Lagos. by BillGoldberg: 6:44am On Jan 27, 2019

CityNGR:
Rape Alert

You obviously dont have sense.

You had to open a thread? Kai... Nigeria's sense of humour is dead.

You believe in your wildest dreams that I will send a pic to Uber manager? To ask him if its him, he wont shoot his shot?

You believe such thing will happen and driver will puy it online? Like reporting myself?

Like my White friend told me, Nigeria is a country of retardds. Same Way Burna boy said we are a bunch of mentally unstable animals.

I pray never to come across a morron like you in my life because you are a 100% snitch.

Funny enough, people like you are terrible and wicked in real life.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 12:02am On Jan 27, 2019

dru23:
Romeo, Romeo, Romeo .... How many times did I call ur name ..I know something that you dont know.. A little birdie that you know told me something.. I will be exposing you soon ,just waiting for the proof to be send to me .... Romeo, Romeo Romeo, again how many times did I call ur name

Am not Romeo and can never be Romeo. God forbid. You do be suprised when you know who this is.

Am one of the nicest persons you will ever meet. Have you ever thought to ask yourself what if am doing a survey?

If you had followed my writings well... Towards the end... there is always a clue.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 5:44pm On Jan 26, 2019

Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 2:40pm On Jan 26, 2019

deedee44:
Thinking of whether to travel to Malaysia and sell my kidney
Fixed

Nope. You Fixed nothing. Atimes, you guys think that you are smart but you just plain stupidd. I know what I said.

From the money I made selling the Kidney in Nigeria, I will embark on a journey to Malaysia.

Hope you have seen now that your father is childless?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 10:10am On Jan 26, 2019

deedee44:
I think I know that lion, he's without pride now, living in masks and shadows. He used to come here to troll me but I'm still here standing. Lion that can no longer roar, is that one a lion?

Nope. A bingo.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 10:07am On Jan 26, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
no body displaying earnings this month?

Because in Yoruba people voice

Aye le Ibosi ooo

Thinking of whether to sell my Kidney and travel to Malaysia.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 7:54am On Jan 25, 2019

dru23:
LION ...... JULIET

When I remember LION, I remember what Gazzuzz said one time about drivers who burn out eventually!!!

Fair and bleaching Lion.. Very manipulative and scheming Lion. Claims to know the whole Lagos!! Even was a local celebrity one time both in past and recently. But a car demolishing Bulldozer.

We don tey for this biz oo. Been on it for 3 years now. So I know every Lions and Lionesses.

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Politics › Re: The Third Force Best Bet Ahead Of 2019 Elections by BillGoldberg: 6:16am On Jan 25, 2019

blah blah blah.... If you check well now, all these people shouting third force up and down have one vested interest or the other the candidates they are supporting!

Was it not only yesterday that I was in a bar with a man and he was telling me why I should vote ANRP. After all said and done... I was later to discover that the ANRP Candidate was this man's former classmate in secondary school. Are you telling me if this his classmate wins tomorrow, he Won't get ministerial appointment tomorrow? Will I be remembered? Rubbish!

Am not participating in this elections but if I were to be, Omoyele Sowore has my vote.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 7:22am On Jan 24, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
Oya after all the viscosity talk, More mobil oil don land

08033910382

Mainland

Lagos.

No need to send mail, pick from shop.

Gazzuzz Autos
https://maps.google.com/?cid=6875435925006525965

Smart business man. Others are busy arguing about oil up and down... You are selling oil.

Others are busy buying cars that will soon cast... You are busy repairing there cars and making money.

I remember your post one time about if people are looking for oil... you sell shovel to them... Ok oo.

You are wonderful.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 6:11am On Jan 24, 2019

Please can we stop all these useless back and forth arguments about oil and filters? Nobody is really impressed and we don't care. Nobody gives two fvcks about who knows more about cars and oil. You sissies can book a day to meet and fight it out physically. Right now, we have two pressing issues.

(1) Pressure Ehailing companies to increase our fees
(2) Kick Buhari back to Daura so that the economy can become more better and we have more riders with more money to pay us.

Any other thing aside all these is thrash and rubbish from hell. Please lets be guided.

By the way, who else has noticed that taxify has the most troublesome and useless riders? Who else noticed Uber has more classy people? Who else noticed that 90% of the problems are caused by Women? Especially those ones with attitude and if you look too well, they come from poor backgrounds where feeding is a problem!

I love Uber so much. Taxify is always giving me severe pains. From not paying for riders who ran away to not balancing drivers for cancelled trips after wasting my time! Uber would at least give you 300! Uber for president!

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 6:00pm On Jan 23, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
presently nothing. Only devine intervention will save you from the evil out there

Lol... U have even made it worst. There is no word like Devine. Oga Gazzuzz, are you suffering from Dyslexia, Agraphia and Dyscalculia?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 5:51pm On Jan 23, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
still in siva pain?

It's Sivia and not Siva. Big Itibolibo.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 1:59pm On Jan 23, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
presently nothing. Only define intervention will save you from the evil out there

Divine and not define. Itibolibo

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 1:54pm On Jan 23, 2019

This job is still giving me high Sivia Pains.

I no longer drive with joy. I carry riders with mean face nowadays.

I also sharpen the matchete under my Car seat in case of any violent rider.

Who has noticed that most ride these days is pegged at 1100? How wicked can this people be? How can they give drivers low fare and expect them to give five star service.

My friend in Austria driving same Uber is making money seriously and building a house. The least money even for 2 kilometer on Uber is 7 Euros. Thats 2800 in Nigeria.

Drivers need to now be hostile to riders so that Uber and Taxify will start noticing us and ask questions.

Las Las, they can reduce what they take to 5% intead of 15%... Since they want to be nice to riders. Useless People!!

Am not happy at all.

The pain is just too much.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 1:49pm On Jan 22, 2019

Brothers, have Uber reduced driving time? Because I have driven for only 6 hours and they are tellin me I have 33 minutes left!

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 1:19am On Jan 22, 2019

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The rettard above me is a full time scammer. Beware of him.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 1:31pm On Jan 21, 2019

Chae:
I pick a riders with multiple stopage hop uber will pay for it cha?

Tell them to be updating it oo. These riders are smart.

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