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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Kisses President Salva Kiir Mayardit's Feet While Kneeling Down by BillGoldberg: 1:10am On Apr 12, 2019
pchukwudi:
Yea, what a language of "faith", " divinity" and "humility " you just spoke there! A true defender and reflection of Pope Francis' "humility".

Keep it up, kid. Sure the " humble" Pope is so proud of your " humility". grin


Chukwudi, You don't know that the country in question is at war? Are you aware that this simple gesture can make the President and Rebel leader to see it that Jesus is begging them to stop killing human beings?

You do know that every diplomatic gesture has failed in Sudan and that country is about to implode? You are aware that America does not care right? Neither does all these useless GOs we have here?

And a man that a billion plus people rely on for spiritual guidance decides to intervene... You deride him?

I leave you to whatever you worship or hold esteem.

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Romance / Re: Man Took Lady Out, Ordered Star Beer & Star Radler. What She Did & His Reaction by BillGoldberg: 4:23am On Apr 11, 2019
All these Twitter lies bloggers keep on pushing to trend!! Tufia. Most bloggers are the people behind those fake profiles. Ndi Ara!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 12:09pm On Apr 10, 2019
xoo32:
I live in Lekki.

I am not an Uber partner neither am I am everyday rider as I drive, but I have never ever had any issues when it comes to riding on Taxify, as that is the only ehailing app I use. I sometimes even joke with the drivers when they ask me “should I start the trip?” I tell them no please take me free. Then they laugh and tell me how most people cause trouble if they don’t show them they’re starting the trip before starting it. (I wonder how much is the difference? #50naira? #100?)

Most times my girlfriend comes to see me, or request for Taxify from my place to where ever, and what she does when she gets to her choice of destination is she’ll just tell the driver please give me your account number or please send it to the number who requested for you he’s my boyfriend and will make your transfer. And no one has ever had any issues with her or be afraid that she’s not paying. Most times I tell her, “you get mind o”. Every single time they leave and call me and I just tell them to send me the bill plus account number.

I think most times the minute you enter any Taxify, the driver quickly “sizes” you and know if you can be trusted as a rider. And when they conclude that you can be, they feel more comfortable and relaxed.

But my major problems with Taxify cars is neatness, I don’t need anything extra. But don’t come to pick me up with your car being all dusty angry like your car has not seen water all week. I mean I might be going somewhere important and how do I pull up in that? Also I spent money dry cleaning my outfit. This takes out one star.(This is the biggest problem, please clean your cars)

Also some can be very dumb. Be smart when you have to be and be slow when you should be. Don’t be so slow all the time. Especially if I have somewhere important to be and I am a little late. (We all should understand this). Takes or keeps another one star.

How’s the maintenance on your vehicle? Are your legs making so much noise? Will your shock absorbers cause me waste pain when I alight from your car?

At all the bolded: Too Much Information. Nobody really cares.

By the way, what do you mean by "Send me the bill"? Las Las... The ride fare is between 700-1500. Is that one bill? Why are you forming?

Oga for people like me, bill starts from 5k. For people like Gazzuzz, is nomally from 100k to 1 million.

Anything less than that, you simply ask... How much? Send it to me. You want to form Lekki too. Next time you want to talk, be stingy with details. Its your type that want to give testimony in church and be like;

"Praise the Lord brethren. You people know that before things got bad for me, I use to fly Aeroplane to work and then... I started using Danfo due to Hard times. But Last Month.... Bla bla blah.."

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Resolved by BillGoldberg: 9:04am On Apr 10, 2019
galadima77:


This is more like it

Don't mind the mofo claiming ignorance of what am talking about. Very sketchy with info and still expects results. I won't be surprised if this thread is a scam sef to advertise scammers claiming to know how to recover debts.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 8:50am On Apr 10, 2019
xoo32:
I live in Lekki.

I am not an Uber partner neither am I am everyday rider as I drive, but I have never ever had any issues when it comes to riding on Taxify, as that is the only ehailing app I use. I sometimes even joke with the drivers when they ask me “should I start the trip?” I tell them no please take me free. Then they laugh and tell me how most people cause trouble if they don’t show them they’re starting the trip before starting it. (I wonder how much is the difference? #50naira? #100?)

Most times my girlfriend comes to see me, or request for Taxify from my place to where ever, and what she does when she gets to her choice of destination is she’ll just tell the driver please give me your account number or please send it to the number who requested for you he’s my boyfriend and will make your transfer. And no one has ever had any issues with her or be afraid that she’s not paying. Most times I tell her, “you get mind o”. Every single time they leave and call me and I just tell them to send me the bill plus account number.

I think most times the minute you enter any Taxify, the driver quickly “sizes” you and know if you can be trusted as a rider. And when they conclude that you can be, they feel more comfortable and relaxed.

But my major problems with Taxify cars is neatness, I don’t need anything extra. But don’t come to pick me up with your car being all dusty angry like your car has not seen water all week. I mean I might be going somewhere important and how do I pull up in that? Also I spent money dry cleaning my outfit. This takes out one star.(This is the biggest problem, please clean your cars)

Also some can be very dumb. Be smart when you have to be and be slow when you should be. Don’t be so slow all the time. Especially if I have somewhere important to be and I am a little late. (We all should understand this). Takes or keeps another one star.

How’s the maintenance on your vehicle? Are your legs making so much noise? Will your shock absorbers cause me waste pain when I alight from your car?

Who cares?

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Politics / Re: On Atiku Abubakar's Fresh Posters In FCT (Photos) by BillGoldberg: 8:40am On Apr 10, 2019
This right here is the work of Yoruba people. I know what am saying. They have started scheming towards 2023 in order to make Atiku look bad and pave way for Osinbanjo. But there plans will fail woefully. Amin.

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Sports / Re: Kofi Kingston Became The First Ever African Born WWE Champion by BillGoldberg: 6:48am On Apr 10, 2019
I stopped watching WWWE when I stopped hearing this Music;
Kpom Kpo Kpom Kpom Kpo Kpom
Then people will be screaming
"Goldberg Goldberg Goldberg" to the tune!!!
Sports / Re: Kofi Kingston Became The First Ever African Born WWE Champion by BillGoldberg: 6:48am On Apr 10, 2019
I stopped watching WWE when I stopped hearing this Music;


Kpom Kpo Kpom Kpom Kpo Kpom


Then people will be screaming


"Goldberg Goldberg Goldberg" to the tune!!!
Romance / Re: Lady Pays Man N30K For A Canceled Date by BillGoldberg: 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2019
Reason I hate Twitter with passion.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by BillGoldberg: 10:14pm On Apr 05, 2019
ndidibabe:
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Why would you use the word hate on me for airing my own individual opinion?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by BillGoldberg: 9:58pm On Apr 05, 2019
ndidibabe:
I hate people like this..

You see how stuppid you are? You don't know me and you are hating on me? Is that not a sign you are mentally unbalanced and an imbeccile? How has your likeness ever helped anyone? Common get out of here and go lie down to take some dicck... Hoe.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by BillGoldberg: 9:43pm On Apr 05, 2019
Hendersonnnnn!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by BillGoldberg: 9:40pm On Apr 05, 2019
LesbianBoy:


Oga salah have scored o

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Lol... E come be like say na deja vu oo. I was sending this and immediately he scored!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 5th April 2019 by BillGoldberg: 9:37pm On Apr 05, 2019
In my opinion, Salah is becoming very useless. Its obvious this guy was just a one season wonder. This season have really exposed him. He is not skillful at all and looses ball a lot. Most of his ball usually seems tome like street ball and all these monkey post we played in primary school.

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Crime / Re: Police Dismiss Ogunyemi Olalekan For 'killing Kolade Johnson'. by BillGoldberg: 7:21pm On Apr 04, 2019
Depot:
Dismissal is not enough. he should be jailed for 25 years so that others will learn.

You don't try a force man like that. As they have dismissed him now, they will rearrest him as a civilian and then try him for murder. He will prolly be executed publicly... Just watch. The eyes of the world is on this case and police will want to use him and make good name for themselves.

That man must surely join Kolade.

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Politics / Re: Wike Speaks After His Re-Election: I Cannot Totally Say I Am A Happy Man by BillGoldberg: 6:05pm On Apr 04, 2019
deomelo:
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[b]Typical dumb, ignorant, idiotic and unintelligent roadside village ipob miscreant nonsense..

To a hopeless, morronic, violent Yoruba muslim... Anyone against there views is IPOB. So predictable. IPOB must be giving you civia pains... Kpele.

My concern is that las las, no oil state is being controlled by APC especially Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Delta. Three Oil giants of the greater South. Please stay in your Obomoso cave and wallow in pains.

Don't even try to tell me you are a Lagosian because the last time I checked, Lagos is a general land.


Bitter Muslim that can never be allowed to sight the moon.

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Crime / Re: My Phone Was Stolen And Money Withdrawn From My Bank Account by BillGoldberg: 6:00pm On Apr 04, 2019
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Politics / Re: Picture Of Amechi Watching Collation Of River's State Election Surface. . by BillGoldberg: 5:50pm On Apr 04, 2019
AbaLion:

There has never been elections in Rivers since '99 -- fact.
The hanky panky that gave rise to vote padding in wike's favour despite Awara's early lead was much obvious to the discerning.
Shortly before the election, in panic, as dead scared as was written all over him, he mastermind the disqualification of Tonye and Lulu briggs being his two top rivals for a smooth sailing. In 4 years, Ameachi will feed on his carcass with federal claws.


-Lion

Yoruba Muslim, face yoruba land. Why are you Yoruba muslims very violent unlike your Christian brothers?

You open your gutter wrench mouth and say there has never been an election in Rivers.... Exkise me Sir?

Has there ever been an election in Lagos where a dead rat mouth odour smelling, criminal drug baron runs sway?


Will you keep kwayet!

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Politics / Re: Wike Speaks After His Re-Election: I Cannot Totally Say I Am A Happy Man by BillGoldberg: 5:43pm On Apr 04, 2019
deomelo:
It's really hard to believe that this state is the 2nd richest state in Nigeria, a state with so much resources and possibilities but with little or nothing to show and a mediocre, crude, crass and vision-less governor.


What a waste of precious time and opportunity.

Foolish boy. Your only annoyance is that Rivers never became a extension of Yoruba land. Rivers will never be controlled by APC. No oil state in the South South will ever be controlled by the hopeless morron Tinubu. Nor any other useless Afonja.Please you and your Afonja brothers should stop wishful thinking. Afonja is alien to the Better South. Keep your divisive style of politics to the corridors of the West and never bring that rubbish to our side.

PDP is Rivers and Rivers is PDP. Face your Yorubaland and Leave Rivers alone. We don't need a worthless MC Oluomo or brown teethed, dead rat smelling, wanted drug mule Tinubu here. Keep that in Lagos or Osun. Igbo/Ikwerre controls rivers state! If Una try kpam, una go hear ween... Ndi ara.

Useless boy.

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Politics / Re: Ihedioha Constitutes Transition Technical Commitee (SEE FULL LIST) by BillGoldberg: 3:24pm On Apr 04, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:
grin grin grin grin imo State don suffer....Share the money joor! grin

This thing with confused sexuality... Where hath though been?

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Travel / Re: Dubai Armed Robbery: Could This Be A Fallout Of The Robbery? (see PHOTOS) by BillGoldberg: 10:43am On Apr 04, 2019
Hotfreezer:
The brothers and sisters of those cursed criminals would soon jump into their defence on this thread, insulting other Nigerians.


A yoruba man like you holds the world record for the biggest indian hemp heist in world history. Did the wall pf Jericho fall down?

On a worse side, Nigerians are terrible human beings. Be you Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba. I hate dealing with them because they are always trying to cut corners.

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Politics / Re: Abike Erewa Reacts As Nigerians Students Won Bronze Medal At In Tunisa by BillGoldberg: 8:44am On Apr 04, 2019
richie240:

















Hypocrisy runs in d bloods of many in this nation, What u were accusing her of doing in d case of 5 international robbers (what a title) by naming them is what she has just done again!!!

In no place did she ever mention Igbo in d case of the International robbers and still in d case of these students, she hasn't mentioned any tribe. Why is our lives like this?
Who do us ds iskanchi?
Oh, I get it, u were pained because d robbers were "Emekas" right? If dt be d case whose fault is dt? Pmb? Abike?
I expect u hypocritical lots to complain now that why is it only igbo names were mentioned in ds academic feat.

We must all have the "do d crime, do the time" mindset to really progress in ds country. As long as we still have ds feeling/pain in support of crime/criminals/criminality just nvos of ethnic affiliation, we have a long way ahead of us.

If a Yoruba man carry drugs into Saudi and d sentence is DEATH, then so be it. Kilam papapa!
If an igboman carry drugs into Indonesia where d sentence is DEATH, then sharp-sharp killam quick!
Same goes for d Hausa man.

Don't come to social media and fight everybody fighting crime jyss because "my bloda is involved".
Shikena!!!


NB
And for those shouting 'why didn't she mention d ppl caught in Saudi, is it because they are Yoruba's"?
Pls note that the peculiarity of this robbery is on a different scale, a new development. It has kind of bcom a normal (news) to hear of Nigerians caught for drug trafficking, but this one caught everyone unawares. If that e the case I Totally support the naming of EVERY Nigerian ( both by heart and those who only say so by mouth just to get her passport) who engage in crime abroad and let's see where the scale will tilt towards.
Enuff said!

Shut Up
Crime / Re: Re_five Igbos Caught In UAE For Arm Robbery by BillGoldberg: 5:08pm On Apr 03, 2019
Lalasticlala... Check this out
Crime / Re: Names Of The 5 Nigerians In The Dubai Robbery As Abike Dabiri Reacts by BillGoldberg: 10:42am On Apr 03, 2019
Obatala7Kronos:


No! Actually, the only tribe or ethnicity in Nigeria that makes the loudest noise is the Igbo.

They travel abroad with their primitive & dishonest mentality to dis-virgin our National image with their cocaine-trafficking, fake drugs & armed -robbery business and then come back home to call Nigeria a Zoo.

Now, they're threatening every other ethnicity with secession or war so that they can get a fresh leave to start all over in their utopian Country.

Read my lips - Biafra will only materialize inside the anus of Lord Luggard.

Next time Nnamdi Kanu steps his foot on the Nigerian soil, the Nigerian Army should shatter his akpu-fermented skull with 7.62×51mm bullets since he claims to be a British citizen.

You can't be a citizen of one Country and then go to another to incite chaos & anarchy - without the Country's intelligence feeding your corpse to the pigs.

The international community will only make noise for about 3weeks & then keep quiet like they all did when Saudi Arabia butchered "Jamal Kashogi" like a goat inside her Embassy in Turkey.

Since the Igbo people claim to be the only "wisest people from the East" in Nigeria, we will do to them what our fathers did to their fathers during the Biafran war - only that this time, the crocodile will be completely decapitated without any touch of mercy rather than just cutting off its limbs like our fathers did - so that our unborn generations wouldn't be saddled again with the responsibility to curtailing their excesses like we are currently doing.

We brought Nigeria to where she is together - and we shall die here together!

May all your generations remain cursed and die prematurely for saying this about Igbos. Bro, give me your address through message. If I don't kill you within one week, call me a liar. I will beat you to death with a Monday hammer. I will brutalize you like an animal.

How I wish this war you guys yearn for can happen. You will see the new breed of Igbos in there raw form!

Dirty pig... I despise you with passion.

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Phones / Re: What's The Best Midnight Data Plan Available? by BillGoldberg: 11:55am On Apr 02, 2019
progene:

Please, where do you download ps3 games from? help me with the link
Torrent sites
Crime / Re: Nigeria Police Arrested Officers Who Killed Kolade Johnson "Kay Low" by BillGoldberg: 7:47pm On Apr 01, 2019
I pray that God strikes all Nigeria Policemen blind eternally and eventually kill them with accident. Useless set of thieves. I pray too the Acid attacker that attacked the basstard one begging for money for treatment comes for his children and all his family too. They should attack other police officers too. Given the opportunity, no Police man in Nigeria will be alive. Useless things .... Animals and nonsenses... Idiiots and Morronics.

How I wish I was close to these Sars officers that did this rubbish. I will simply give all of them sniper to drink 1 liter each and then tell them to go in Peace. Basstards! I hate and despise Nigeria and Nigerian police with passion. Tueh
Fools

I swear. Left for me, all women married to Police men should become widows overnight nd there children Fatherless.

To Nigerian police officers reading this...

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