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Lol.... I wouldn't mind him calling me on Skype and I will masturbate live in his front. 2000 USD ke? Let him give me only 100 USD and I will do live masturbation for him so he will have more Solid videos sef. Oloriburuku.
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Brothers, I can tell you authoritatively that it seems Taxify has taken over the market from Uber in Lagos. Most trips I get these days are Taxify. The fact is that Uber messed up by allowing Taxify to take over the Market. Taxify is annoying and has useless conditions to be able to chop bonus. The reason Taxify took over the Market is simply because of there bonus packages which are even scam. When Taxify gives bonus anyhow with there useless conditions like being online for 15 hours, the implication is that more drivers will set Taxify app online more than Uber own! Meaning that people will see more Taxify drivers around them than uber drivers. Uber need to step up there game with more juicy bonuses and packages so that drivers will fucckup Taxify with there worthlese dynamic pricing and conditions. |
pafo:The trip was long coz I picked dude from the International Airport before going to Island. I was more interested in the money. But is it not high time we start eradicating these natural defects and animals? Because very soon, they will spread and want every human to be like them. Such audacity to even do it openly. Next time, I may be forced to use the matchete I keep under my car seat. Am still in civia pains. If not for hunger, why will I be driving my fellow man around?
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For the first time in my life, I saw two guys kissing right inside my car. One was pressing the other person John Thomas. They didnt know I was observing from my side mirror. Very hot romance. Fresh boy from Australia said he wants to meet his boo boo and lets go and pick him up at Victoria Island. In my mind, I was like "him" kwa? Boo Boo? Las Las, I took them to Agungi. A very lonely place inside inside agungi. When I ended the trip and was about leaving, something was telling me to use my jack on there heads one by one and run away. But I remembered that Uber has my picture and details. Drivers when you carry homosexual rettards, is it advisable to divide there heads or let them go in peace? This job is giving me civia pains.
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Excuse Me... But is Nigeria not a giant shyt hole? Don't people live in huts in Nigeria? Tufia! I spit on the uselessness of this nation!
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[quote author=dru23 post=74906809][/quote]Leave me alone please.
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Chuwaa:Back to sender a million times in Jesus name. Amen. Its you and your family members that will not last long before bad ratings and all world evils catch up with you and them. Amen. |
Gentlelife50:O boy my rating has gone from 4.70 to 4.30.... Las las... All will be well. ![]() |
pooozeee:Who cares. At least I have a father. Your own is that you were gotten from firewood.
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pooozeee:Take Am! Distribute it to all your family members one by one.
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Funny thing just happened now. I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira! This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol. The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot! We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time! I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted. Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to? Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki? Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will. I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes! I simply wind down my glass and told the woman: Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard! I march my throttle with force and started disappearing. She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.
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Mother of An Animalistic Beast |
I will advise people to stop investing in Uber and Taxify for now. How do you buy a car of 2-3 million and you are using it to go and drop school children for 500 naira? How do you carry people with AC from Allen Ikeja to Abule Egba and you are seeing 1,100? How do you make a trip from Oniru to Gbagada and am seeing 1,000? Even Okada under hot Sun will charge above that! Even Molue will charge above that! Funny enough, you still see these basstad riders telling you to go and pickup people along the route so they will share the money 300 each! Who told these e-hailing iddiots to review the price of cabs downwards? Are they not aware that this business is for a class of people? If you can't afford it, getout! Am in civia pains right now. To beat a rider is hungrying me.
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Kingsley121:What type of car do you want to buy for 350k and put on Uber? Nigerian used Molue?
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frugal:There is something I want to tell you You may not find it funny Its very hard for me to say Am trying not to say it But I will say it eventually Because If I don't say it You may not take caution And learn to be independent What I wanted to tell you Sir After taking your time to read this And knowing that you deserved it IS THAT YOU ARE VERY STUPPID
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Mjosh1000:God bless you sir. I raise hands for you because you hit the nail on the head. Drivers take note of this point. Very vital.
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adekanbisaheed:You signed up today and you are already selling Parrots? Buyer Beware!!! |
Mgbeke!!
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Richdad50:Why always pretend to be what you are not? Hope its not to attract all this fishbrain Nairaland girls? |
Brothers... Lets call a spade, a spade This business is looing bad now. The forecast is not funny at all. Made only 5k since morning as at the time am posting this. It was not like this before. Lets forget all this January excuse up and down. And let nobody call any driver lazy! Drivers are looking for trips but none is coming. Even me that usually don't go to Ikorodu... If you see the way I jump into Ikorodu today after waiting over an hour fpr trip eh? Seems people are now jumping bus again or trekking. |
The hopelessly useless VP be like; "You cunny basstard. You really outsmarted this our useless government led by a morronic Fulani Muntula cow" For those quoting or that will attack me, abeg fimile oo. They asked my view and I aired it. My hand no dey.
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Is it only me that thinks this animal might have staged his own stabbing? Wonder why he turned celebrity over night that we now see his first recuperation pictures! Nigeria is indeed a country of absurdities! I personally think this fool might be loosing relevance among politicians and probably over hyped an ordinary stab to the hand as a stab to the neck. If you look at that video that day, you can see blood on his hands but none on his neck. But trust Afonja Agbero media to over hype this animal the doctors should be kind enough to humanity and inject him with lethal lead poison. Bastarrd!
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Is it not fooolish that some Southerners are here shouting God bless Buhari?
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Nigga, nobody gives a fvck about your financial status. Nobody gives a fvck about the useless Eastern prostitute giving you free punnani against the laws of our land in Igboland. Infact, nobody gives a fvck about your thrashy life. Please be on your lane let us be on our lane. What makes you like we care?
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PassingShot:If Onnoghen was selling justice, what was Ganduje the human bullion Van selling? What was Maina and Babachir Lawal selling? What was akpabio selling? |
This one everybody is looking for offline trip.... Has Uber and Taxify cast?
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OP is an old Nairaland troll. Am trying to remember the Nairaland troll with this account. I have forgotten her name. |
theoldpretender:Baba, thats the price you pay for stardom! It takes special grace... Really really special grace and discipline to stay of these women when you are a super star! Women don't regard poor people especially ugly ones! These women are star struck and will do anything to ride a super star dicck. They will now later come to form abused and hurt. Baba, calm down and become a star first. You will then understand what am saying. Thanks. |
Every useless nonentity is now trying to familiarize! Fvck you at Don Jazzy. One day, your own go come out. E fit be small boys you dey chop self. Animals. But the truth of the matter is that there are probably powerful forces within the music circle that wants to take rkelly down! Rkelly is a top musician and of course will attract girls and women a lot. I saw a thread of one foolish girl like that who said that she was 16 in South Africa when rkelly asked her name.... Mtcheeew! Duh. Like she never knew that was 16 and was still getting wet for rkelly? Brothers lets face the truth! All these foolish women got what they wanted. They were fully aware of the implications but still went ahead to involve! Rkelly is a triple super superstar. Most people especially ladies will want to live on the fast Lane with him. They literally throw themselves at Rkelly Feet. I can authoritatively tell you that there are many Musicians in this Lagos who are worse. Some of them run homosexual cults. I kid you not. You see both Young men and girls throwing themselves at them. What do you expect? Believe me. Most of these stuupid young guys and girls only see these musicians from face and surface level. They dont know what these guys suffered to get to the top. Its not easy. When they get to the top, they take advantage of whatever comes there way be it human, animal or alien. They simply use and dump you because you are never part of there plans. You were never there when they were struggling to get to the top! As am typing this, go to Davido, WizKid, Olamide, KizzDaniel and Phyno inbox! You will shudder! You will see underage, married, single and even about to wed asking them out. Some about to wed wants Wizkid as there last fling! Was it not on Nairaland we saw a thread of a very stuppid young girl asking for the diick of bRed as a birthday gift? bRed wey neva blow oo? Imagine what is happening to Davido! Tomorrow now, this same animal will come out to say bRed abused her.... Nonsense and ingredients. So brothers, all these things is geared towards one thing! Pull Rkelly down and I will never be a part of it. Rkelly is a good man and people who experienced these things prolly got what they wanted. Rkelly this and that will never solve a thing! Women are very complex and very vindictive. Probably One has wanted Rkelly to marry her and he refused. They now ganged up to mess him up. They blame men for sexualizing women but have they ever blamed women for sexualizing themselves? Doubt me at your own peril. In Nigeria here, the average Nigerian woman is a harlot and hoe who rides dicxk to put food on the table. Forget all these there forming and blowing phonetics. They form for you because you may be broke. When you are rich, famous and handsome like rkelly, they will off there pants with jeans for you! Yes! Women especially Nigerian ones are that terrible. Nonsense and ingredients. Rkelly, fucck them on Jare. They got what they wanted. Animals and hoes. |
Can't wait for this to happen to Buhari. In the mighty name of Jesus I pray... Amen. |
[quote author= post=74673576]Who ask you all these story little boy?!
See story of his life.
Will you log out and go hustle pls.
Again, swerve!!![/quote]Akpa Amu. Always yearning to talk... Gerrout joor.Useless thing. |
Las las na ur rating go hear am
See story of his life.
Will you log out and go hustle pls.