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it is an example, if that could happen now despite all the civilization, that's to tell u that is is nothing of concern in 2000 years past,

or let me ask u a question?

how old was marry when she gave birth to jesus?

Nasruddin is guest of honor at a dinner.

But when he turns up in casual clothes, his hosts tell him to come back in formal dress.

Nasruddin returns in a suit and pours the soup onto his clothes.

“Meet my jacket,” he tells the guests. “It’s the guest of honor.”

Nasruddin falls asleep under a tree and misses an appointment with the mayor.

When he gets home, he finds the mayor has scratched the words “IDIOT” on his door.

Nasruddin races to the mayor’s office and says: “Sorry, I forgot our appointment. Luckily, someone scratched your name on my door.”

lol

d same with him

wats ur buzz with him?

what is wrong with all these fashola people,

when anybody try to be realistic, u stand in defense of fashola without any reasonable explanation,

stop all this nonsense and face reality,

lol

what else do u want to expose, ? we area waiting

u hv it, so show us, expose it, we are waiting

then keep it to urself, or what do u want to do about it?

the millions that do not believe in islam and not other millions that believed

so what is ur problem about that?

i really appreciate u guys,

Allah has really made me strong and i believe its nothing to worry about, Many people have been saying all sort of things when they hear about it, but i know there is nothing wrong from anywhere and even if there is, the only person that can solve all problems including the problem of the source is Allah,

if that is what u believe, so be it,

Humm, this topic has been most interesting,

I do not see this as a problem though, but i think i should share it,

I have attended Four different institution in Nigeria without graduating successfully,

First, it was kwara state polytechnic, did my first semester, but it turns out 6 papers were missen, i was in probation,so i prepared harder for the next semester, and it was cool, i came up a little to pass, i did the 6 missen paper in my Nd 2 and also did my Nd two first semester's exam, but it was as if some one was intentionally stealing my scripts when i hear that four more papers were missen, every effort to find them was for nothing and i returned back to probation, i just did the second semester to see what will happenn,but that semester didnt go well because i had 3 carry over, four missen papers and still on probation,

so i didn't bother to go back to the school to do anything,

The next one was In University of Abuja, i got admission and started which i think is a compensation from God for my lost, but just for me to get to 200l to realize i was given a fake admission, after spending all this time, money and stress, it was all for nothing,

i was depressed, but after much prayer, i get over it and start again,

in 2007, i applied to Fed Poly Nasarawa, and i was given admission, and i got relieved, but after spending like a month in school, i received a notification for my admission at the National Open University Of Nigeria, so i was like , let me just accept this. and forget about the polytechnic stuff,

so i accepted the Open University admission and i left nasarawa for abuja,

But, can u believe that since 2007, i am still in 200l first semester at the national Open University,

lol

its funny anyway

and now i am planning to start all over again, with a new school

another view

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women --
And What To Do About It, "

Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women--And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes,


MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A "Nice Guy"

Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys?

Of course you have.

Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks", but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU.

What's going on here?

It's actually very simple,

Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.

And guess what?

Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION.

And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you.

I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT, but GET OVER IT.

Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on it, you'll NEVER have the success with women that you want.



MISTAKE #2: Trying To "Convince Her To Like You"

What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they REALLY like, but she's just not interested?

Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently.

Well, I have news for you, YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION!

Never, ever, EVER.

You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently about you with "logic and reasoning".

Think about it.

If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that FEELING by being "reasonable" with her?

But we all do it.

When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind.

Bad idea. One that will never work.



MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission

In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission".

Another HORRIBLE idea.

Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them, EVER.

Don't get me wrong here.

You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to like you.

But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things", think again.

You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval.

Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her,



MISTAKE #4: Trying To "Buy" Her Affection With Food And Gifts

How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did?

If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT.

Well guess what?

It's only NATURAL when this happens,

That's right, I said NATURAL.

When you do these things, you send a clear message:

"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection".

Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.



MISTAKE #5: Sharing "How You Feel" Too Early In The Relationship With Her

Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on.

Attractive women are rare.

And they get a LOT of attention from men.

Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE

An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month.

And guess what?

Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men.

That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.

They know what to expect.

And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates.

This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast, and can't control themselves.

Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.

There's a much better way,



MISTAKE #6: Not "Getting" How Attraction Works For Women

Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION.

You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.

When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels
a sexual attraction.

But does the same apply for women?

Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on?

Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks.

Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around?

Think about it.

Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men, and they're attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone.

If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.

But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this.

And ANY guy can learn how,



MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks

One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started, because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money, or guys who are a certain height, or guys who are a certain age.

And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.

But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.

There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet,

And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys.

YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.

Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.


MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All Of Your Power To Women

Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.

Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women.

Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.

Another bad idea,

Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over, Women aren't attracted to Wussies!


MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing EXACTLY What To Do In Each Type Of
Situation With Women

Now I'm going to blow your mind,

A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking.

Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That's ten TIMES.

I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it.

And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help!

And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating,

Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical, everything.

If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up, and LOSE EVERYTHING.

And you KNOW it.

It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY how to go from one step to the next with a woman, from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.


MISTAKE #10: Not Getting HELP

This is the biggest mistake of all.

This is the mistake that keeps most men from EVER having the kind of success with women that they truly want.

I know, guys don't like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help.

Hey, I've been there myself.

Let me tell you a little about me and how I figured out how to be successful with women,

About five years ago I became fed up with the fact that I didn't know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that I was attracted to.

It frustrated the hell out of me.

One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn't get up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night, right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating.

Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out.

I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I've dated models, I've dated actresses, and I've dated nice, normal, regular girls as well.

It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling, like I don't know how to meet women,
and I might wind up alone

this is why he split the moon,


The unbelievers of Makkah said to the prophet that if you are truly a prophet split the moon and if you do we shall believe. It was a full moon that night…

And so the prophet prayed to Allah to grant him this miracle, and the moon was split. Half was seen over Mount. Saffa, and the other half was seen over Mount. Kaikaan.

The people said that the prophet has placed a spell on us, however if he played a trick on us, then he cant play a trick on all the people in the world! Abu Jahl then said: “let us wait until the people of Albadiah ( A Tribe )come, and if they saw the moon split, then it is true, if not then we all know it was a trick of magic.

When the people of Albadiah came they said that they too saw the moon split, and the disbelievers said “oh, how powerful Mohammad’s magic is!”

Then Allah revealed Verse in Quran in Sura al Qamar: “The hour has come near and the moon has split, and when they see a sign, they turn and say ‘this is a continuous magic’ and they disbelieved and followed their desires

ask ur self

toba:
I refuse to beliv u on quranic revelation.How come some of muhammads words were quoted in d quran? Were his direct words spoken by him also revealed by d Angel?

No, u can't see any of mohammed's in the Qur'an, and if u didm plz provide ur evidence,

noetic16:
@ OP

I laugh in arabic. . .did mohammed really split the moon?. . .how did he get to he moon in the first place?. , .what ladder did he use?

it is left for u to believe or not, and if u have a question on how he did it, then i will tell u it's from God, and not by his power,

better

its nice seeing new faces on the islam section here

u re welcome,

but jamila, u did not answer lagosboy, he asked u

Lagosboy:
We love you too welcome on board.

Ahlan wa sahlan.

min aina anti wa aina taskuni fiy bilad ul arab?

some question,

ha ha ha,

say ur mind,

i love beer

so what is confusing u in the stated verse?


i am pleased to tell you that what u just posted is what islam preach,

i am so proud to say that, and if you have problem with understanding and digesting it, its left to u

it will reach them, the way it reaches u now,

it is the duty of muslims to spread d news, and the unbelievers to verify ( that is true meaning of jihad not kill)

mushin and david,

stop this,

the poster has told u to open another thread for ur arguement,

abi na lie?

another lost

then u must be a lier,

if someone suspect ur right up as fake, then u prove ur source,

Didier Drogba has been named the African Player of the Year for the second time in his career.

The Chelsea striker previously won the honour in 2006 (pictured below) and has been in the top three places on four other occasions.

Today (Thursday) on the evening of what is his 32nd birthday he beat the challenges from other nominees Michael Essien and Samuel Eto'o to receive the 2009 award.

The winner is voted by the national coaches from the 54 countries affiliated to the Confederation of African Football.

Unable to be at the ceremony in Ghana due to his Chelsea training commitments, it was collected on Drogba's behalf by an official of the Ivorian Football Federation.

Both Drogba and Essien were named in the African Best XI for 2009.

Essien was quick to congratulate his Chelsea team mate and friend. Speaking from his rehab camp in France he said:

'Congratulations to Didier for winning this superb award. He has worked hard over the last year for Chelsea and Ivory Coast and he deserves every award he wins.

'The winner is chosen by people who know and understand the game and all three of us in the running would have loved to have won it, but there can be only one winner and this time it is Didier - Well done mate.

'I hope this is a sign of things to come in the upcoming Chelsea versus Inter Champions League game. For a Chelsea player to beat an Inter player Eto'o for the award could be a good omen ahead of the game.'

lol