₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:

What is that?

Akamu you use in making pap mana.
Shey you know the water that sits on top of filtered akamu right? Thats the water you pour into the boiling soya milk, it will begin to coat.

Kobojunkie:
Nice! what do the locals use as coagulant?

Akamu water

ahnie:
The already prepared one....hope it won't Getty spoilt if it stays like 5 days on the road,but we'll packaged?

5 days... Gaskia with vegetables it'll definitely spoil😅 she should buy it for you without vegetables kawai.

Btw, you can make it yourself fa, ask her to buy plain gurasa and better grounded kuli kuli for you then you prepare it by yourself.

ahnie:
Gurasa hmmmmmm.
My goods would be coming from the north this week,I want to inconvenience my supplier a lil bit by pleading with her to help but gurasa for me and package it very well

I would run it with cold fanta.

Inyeee🙌🙌
U gerrrit.
Do you prepare it with kuli kuli or you just eat it like that?
I took mine with chilled sprite btw😅

Kobojunkie:
How is awara made?

Its made from soya bean.


Actually, awara is the Hausa name... Its tofu in English.

Spaghetti, rice and beans and vegetables🙌

ahnie:
Bintdawood and malam kasdat5 we dey look una with away spiritual binoculars.
Hajiya kuku accept malam kasdat5 proposal make we know say food section don produce husband n wife.


We wish you guys bueno El lucko

Abeggi😹😹

Kasdat5:
Allah kawo mijin . ni ma ban yi aure ba ☺

Amin.. Kuma Ya hada mu da abokan zama nagari🙌🙌

Kasdat5:
Hajia , you get eye for better thing
Kin yi aure ??

Thank you😊
A'a tukunna dai.

Gurasa and awara (tofu) in goat meat soup🙌

Abeg someone shu tell this guy to delete this thread 😒😒😒😒
Wetin be this na😕😕😕

Chaiii
Lets be vigilant please🙌
Thank God for your life...

Welcome back to Naija🙌🙌

Birniwa:
One of the tweets above mentioned that you guys are nothing but second class citizens of this country which is a bitter truth that'll continue to be true till end of time.

If I had joined this tweet banters, I'd reply the same way too (as a core Northerner and typical Hausa). Your illiteracy keeps deceiving you even about your own surroundings let alone other parts of the country like the North and this is exactly what we want.

Let me give you a little secret about the North. We've the numbers, probably twice as much as Igbo and Yoruba. This means that we've more educated people among us, richer individuals among us and of course more poorer individuals among us. That's the magic that happens when you've the numbers.

Lastly, until you start facing your own problems and working towards them, the North will continue to be ahead of you in the silent way it has always been.

If only he'll get the point 🙌

NEIGHBOUR:
Still in shock!!! What are Southerners doing in Sudan? Northerners are there for Islamic education right! Understood.
Nigerians are trying.

And who told you that? Most of them are there for western education.
Cheap American universities plenty for Sudan.

Naijatask:
Wai ke musulma ce kuwa? Na San natambaye ki ada, Amma Kuma baki bani amsa ba.

Also, ke Yar Ina ce? Kano ko jigawa ko kebbi?

Chaii😹😹
Ai saidai neman magana kaima kake son yi...

jeff1607:
Elenu sugar

Uhm... Please what's elenu if i may ask☺

🙌🙌🙌

LeeSmart:
U self belle the pain u, wetin come carry u agree to wash the plate self? abi u being wan form gud girl?

Make e no be like sey i disrespect am.

LeeSmart:
We've all got our sweet revenge storries, be it as a child while growing up or as an adult.

As children while growing up, i nd my elder broda always leave 4 sch. with pocket money being given to us by our parent to get snacks in sch.
Bro wil always squander the money alone living me with nothing (as per suffer head boy wey i be).
Even at home he wil always leave his chores 4 me to do (claiming senior wey i no knw). I got tired nd sort the advise of a friend on waht to do, my friend advised me to add velvet (devil's) beans aka *karara* to his bathing water nd watch how he will bcom nice to me all of a sudden.

I did as instructed by my legal adviser, wen it was time 4 bro to take his warm bath. Dat was how i heard a loud shout from de bathroom.
B4 i knw waht's happening big bro ran out naked with his male member dangling up nd down nd also dangerously swerving left, right nd centre.

After dat incident bro completely changed towards me, he bcame nice, cool nd caring.

So let's hear from you guys

Choi😹😹

Mine was during my IT at a restaurant, there was this woman that does dish washing, this woman will always call me to help her and innocent me will join her, atimes she will beg me to wash all.... One day, this woman asked me to wash plates while i was having stomach ache, i was going to say no but then i decided to wash. While washing, i puked😑😑😑 this woman begin para for me like sey tomorrow no dey, and that i must finish that work and i did.
Some days later, the boss asked her to wash plates and stack them inside box, twas for a grand event.. I just went and break 3 eggs and mixed it with sand and garnished the washed plates with it😹😹😹 she don almost collect red card seff😹 since then, this woman stopped calling me to help her out... I go just dey pastry my thing🙌💪

I still watch cartoons...
I still use beads iffa plat hair.
I like copying what ppl do until they are annoyed😹
Cup my face when am shy😑😑
Anytging sweet, my head dey there🙌🙌

magzey:
Mum and Dad may Almighty Allah grant them Jannatul Firdausi. Ameen.
If you do wrong if my father shout on you ,you will prefer a hot slap , and my mum if she give you one look you know you are finished

Amin Ya Rabb!

LilleG:
That means the beatings changed you.

It did...
May God bless our parents✊

My mama o..... She can beat pikin so tey you go begin reason whether na she born you seff😢😕😕😕
Among the female children, na me stubborn pass😹 twas wortht it sha........

TheLordofHost:
They died when I was 4 years old. I can’t remember

Am sorry about that😕

BigBen23:
Hausa dy kill out of sense.

I don't know if there's anything like this, but if there's not, they just invented it

And who said he is Hausa?
To you every Northerner na Hausa😕

ThatHausagirl:
Semovita will do
Btw why do you ask?
Yi hakuri mun shareki 🙏 🙏

Okay, thank you
That's what i want to cook as main dish for my practical exams... Be like I'll change it to continental dish😊
Bakomai karki damu✊

Failure2019:
Try Akpu

Okay, thank you🙌

Throwback:
How come the top 2 candidates in the 2023 exams are also the same top 2 candidates in the 2020 exams that then Gov Obiano of Anambra honoured?

Almost the same thing o... They just changed the numbers😕😕

Bravo! 🙌🙌🙌

3 times oo

Ehen now, he only loves her buh he is not in love with her.

























Thank you for understanding... Dont mention🙌