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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Sweet Revenge Story by Bintdawood(f): 1:25pm On May 06, 2023
LeeSmart:
We've all got our sweet revenge storries, be it as a child while growing up or as an adult.

As children while growing up, i nd my elder broda always leave 4 sch. with pocket money being given to us by our parent to get snacks in sch.
Bro wil always squander the money alone living me with nothing (as per suffer head boy wey i be).
Even at home he wil always leave his chores 4 me to do (claiming senior wey i no knw). I got tired nd sort the advise of a friend on waht to do, my friend advised me to add velvet (devil's) beans aka *karara* to his bathing water nd watch how he will bcom nice to me all of a sudden.

I did as instructed by my legal adviser, wen it was time 4 bro to take his warm bath. Dat was how i heard a loud shout from de bathroom.
B4 i knw waht's happening big bro ran out naked with his male member dangling up nd down nd also dangerously swerving left, right nd centre.

After dat incident bro completely changed towards me, he bcame nice, cool nd caring.

So let's hear from you guys


Choi๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

Mine was during my IT at a restaurant, there was this woman that does dish washing, this woman will always call me to help her and innocent me will join her, atimes she will beg me to wash all.... One day, this woman asked me to wash plates while i was having stomach ache, i was going to say no but then i decided to wash. While washing, i puked๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ this woman begin para for me like sey tomorrow no dey, and that i must finish that work and i did.
Some days later, the boss asked her to wash plates and stack them inside box, twas for a grand event.. I just went and break 3 eggs and mixed it with sand and garnished the washed plates with it๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น she don almost collect red card seff๐Ÿ˜น since then, this woman stopped calling me to help her out... I go just dey pastry my thing๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ช

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Family / Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Bintdawood(f): 12:28pm On May 06, 2023
I still watch cartoons...
I still use beads iffa plat hair.
I like copying what ppl do until they are annoyed๐Ÿ˜น
Cup my face when am shy๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
Anytging sweet, my head dey there๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by Bintdawood(f): 10:54pm On May 05, 2023
magzey:
Mum and Dad may Almighty Allah grant them Jannatul Firdausi. Ameen.
If you do wrong if my father shout on you ,you will prefer a hot slap , and my mum if she give you one look you know you are finished grin grin


Amin Ya Rabb!
Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by Bintdawood(f): 10:51pm On May 05, 2023
LilleG:

That means the beatings changed you. cheesy


It did...
May God bless our parentsโœŠ
Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by Bintdawood(f): 7:28pm On May 05, 2023
My mama o..... She can beat pikin so tey you go begin reason whether na she born you seff๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•
Among the female children, na me stubborn pass๐Ÿ˜น twas wortht it sha........
Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by Bintdawood(f): 7:26pm On May 05, 2023
TheLordofHost:
sadThey died when I was 4 years old. I canโ€™t remember



Am sorry about that๐Ÿ˜•
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Mother To Death In Kano (Photo) by Bintdawood(f): 2:28pm On May 05, 2023
BigBen23:


Hausa dy kill out of sense.

I don't know if there's anything like this, but if there's not, they just invented it

And who said he is Hausa?
To you every Northerner na Hausa๐Ÿ˜•
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 7:18am On May 05, 2023
ThatHausagirl:



Semovita will do
Btw why do you ask?
Yi hakuri mun shareki ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™

Okay, thank you
That's what i want to cook as main dish for my practical exams... Be like I'll change it to continental dish๐Ÿ˜Š
Bakomai karki damuโœŠ

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 6:07am On May 05, 2023
Failure2019:


Try Akpu


Okay, thank you๐Ÿ™Œ
Education / Re: Top 10 Highest JAMB SCORES 2023 by Bintdawood(f): 10:56pm On May 04, 2023
Throwback:
How come the top 2 candidates in the 2023 exams are also the same top 2 candidates in the 2020 exams that then Gov Obiano of Anambra honoured?


Almost the same thing o... They just changed the numbers๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

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Politics / Re: IGP Commissions Projects In Kano And Jigawa States. by Bintdawood(f): 10:11pm On May 04, 2023
Bravo! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
Food / Re: How Many Times Do You Cook In A Week? by Bintdawood(f): 8:28pm On May 04, 2023
3 times oo

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Romance / Re: Difference Between Loving Someone And Actually Being In Love. by Bintdawood(f): 6:33pm On May 04, 2023
Ehen now, he only loves her buh he is not in love with her.

























Thank you for understanding... Dont mention๐Ÿ™Œ
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Bintdawood(f): 6:27pm On May 04, 2023
Choii๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
Dem no try at all๐Ÿ˜•

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Pets / Re: Cats Cats Cats by Bintdawood(f): 7:31pm On May 03, 2023
I lost the cat in second frame last year๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ข

Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 7:11pm On May 03, 2023
Hello y'all!
Please which of these swallow goes well with Egusi soup?
Semovita, poundo and Tuwon shinkafa..

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 7:01pm On May 03, 2023
Akposy:
Homemade milk bread.

Hahn, your food pictures (akpu and ogbono esp) is doing crazy things in my head. Well done.

Well done to everyone posting positivity and food pictures here ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ


See as e fresh abeg!
Tuwale๐Ÿ™Œ

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Delighted With Rousing Welcome In Port Harcourt (photos) by Bintdawood(f): 6:44pm On May 03, 2023
Jagaban!
29th May loading...................
๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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Politics / Re: Doguwa: A man With 4 Wives & 28 Children Has The Leadership Skills To Be Speaker by Bintdawood(f): 6:41pm On May 03, 2023
I know wetin go full this thread ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿšถ

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 9:08pm On May 02, 2023
ahnie:

Hajiya take eet nau.
It's all yours for the taking

Thank you๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™ŒโœŠ
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 2:58pm On May 02, 2023
ahnie:
Una weldone o
Today I managed to drink bottled piyorwater grin grin grin grin.




I need me the malt๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜‹
Family / Re: Today's My Son's Birthday. by Bintdawood(f): 2:54pm On May 02, 2023
HBD to Tega...
Best wishes!!.
Career / Re: Workers' Day:share Your Hustling Experiences And Your Present Job. by Bintdawood(f): 9:21am On May 01, 2023
Op you try! Kudos
May God bless your hustle..


For me its catering services, was doing good before something happened๐Ÿ˜‘ tryna bounce back buh then i dont have a good phone..
God dey sha๐Ÿ™Œ






Axis313:
Good morning fellow hustlers,today being workers day,I just want us to recount our past hustling experiences especially just after our O Level education.
Let me start with my own,immediately after my SSCE,I work as a factory worker manufacturing nylon bags,the pay was 1500 naira,I work for like 2 years before gaining admission,after my OND,no place to do my Industrial Training,I have to opt for another factory work for a year,saving the money to buy form for my HND programme.
Throughout my HND,I have to work part time in a pool betting company own by a Lebanese to sponsor myself through polytechnic.
After NYSC,no job,I have to continue with the Lebanese pool betting job,even though it is little,I have to augment it with a bricklayer labour job meet up with my bill.
At a time I have to join it all with car wash job,but now after saving enough with little help from family,I start my own little business last year and I am doing relative well with room for expansion because I don't believe in a single stream of income,it must be diversified.
So please let us know your hustling experiences.
Nlfpmod,mynd44
Please front page o.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Election: I Will Reclaim My Mandate Back โ€“ Peter Obi by Bintdawood(f): 9:09am On May 01, 2023
Peter Obi the town crier๐Ÿ™ŒโœŠ

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Crime / Re: Obinoze Alexander Arrested For Allegedly Killing Flora Gold In India (Photos) by Bintdawood(f): 8:59am On May 01, 2023
Choiii embarassed
Romance / Re: See The Plenty Fishes I Caught For My Pregnant Wife by Bintdawood(f): 8:58am On May 01, 2023
Wizywiz:
yeah but honestly the man Det disturb our space....


Space ke!
Okay naaa
Romance / Re: See The Plenty Fishes I Caught For My Pregnant Wife by Bintdawood(f): 11:25pm On Apr 30, 2023
Wizywiz:
omo him Don cast oooo...nland FBI Don burst am .
Always clout chasing grin

Buh true true no be thesame picture na

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Food / Re: How I Make Beans Soup (Gbegiri) by Bintdawood(f): 10:29pm On Apr 30, 2023
jessylaurel:


I just can't read these sham of a write up. You really had enough time on you. Dry your tears mr.Almajiri grin grin grin grin grin


Yet you have time to reply




Its Mrs tho...... Anty Rubbish๐Ÿ˜‰

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Bintdawood(f): 7:49pm On Apr 30, 2023
Halcyon123:
Cupcakes tongue
For the week,fruit cake loading

The cake is caking๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 3 Bandits, Recover Arms In Zamfara (Graphic Photos) by Bintdawood(f): 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2023
Alhamdulillah!

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Food / Re: How I Prepared Efo Riro With N500 (Photos) by Bintdawood(f): 7:32pm On Apr 30, 2023
Bravo!
Lemme bring my bowl๐Ÿ™Œ

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Food / Re: How i was robbed this morning. by Bintdawood(f): 3:39pm On Apr 30, 2023
Am sorry about what happened to you..
And twas nice of you to forgive them. Blessings go follow you๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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