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coolebux:
So happy to find myself on snake thread this morning
Surely, we're heading somewhere

Lalasnae where you dey?

The noisy neighbour above me, it seems your nut was cracked by a benevolent spirit... shebi?

Lala and his 'S' crew now go be like

coolebux:
So happy to find myself on snake thread this morning
Surely, we're heading somewhere

Lalasnae where you dey?

The noisy neighbour above me, it seems your nut was cracked by a benevolent spirit... shebi?

Lala now go be like

bond77:
Honestly, I wonder sometimes.. can you be a pastor and a politician at the same time with out being corrupt ? Is it possible? The last time I checked the two post are the latest hives of corruption.

it depends on what you call corruption

MrDickman:
In fact ehn, this life don scatter finish. I happened to teach in a secondary school before I got a good job. I swear, those pupil can Bleep for the devil. You can't use the students toilet , 2 students must surely be doing something there. These kids are just 13, 14, 15, 16 or 17 yrs of age. The worse is after closing hours after everybody don go house, then they unleash mayhem. Classroom o, backyard o , toilet o. Everywhere instantly becomes occupied.

The main problem I think is poor upbringing and they happen to live in a society where nudity and porn is the order of the day. Please these generation of children needs to be saved.

During my time, it wasn't this bad.

wizkid,Davido,tiwa savage , Phyno,olumide and co. these rotten noise makers can't sing without ruuuuubish dirty contents. twearking is now our dance . Even grand mothers are not helping . the tv channels showing them uncensored are to be held responsible. Baby mamas, slay mamas,slay queens and baby dadies are our youth's role models

KahlDrogo:
Im sure you've started taking those useless drugs again. We've advised you to stick to the romance section and stop coming around here to pollute this board yet you wouldn't listen.

It is only normal for Yorubas to do so while greeting their elders, there is no eye service in that. If you have no respect for elders in your culture, others do.

Now, run back to the romance section, take and upload a picture of yourself with that stupid wack 2 megapixel camera of yours and ask the ladies how you look.

Get the fvck outta here!

the beating no be here o,lol

Ezechinwa:
I agree, but it also means your Generation are either uneducated or under-educated, cause you and your generation are yet to disprove my initial statement, which is why don't we manufacture phones, cars, etc ...

You think am a gullible slowpoke like you who think everything is about Pdp or Apc, well, you wrong, am wiser than that, I don't really blame you, your just proper mediocre with no National ambitions, all what you and your generation does ia to give pastors your life savings...

Finally, its no point arguing with you because its likely you will bring me down to your foolishness level and win me with experience.

go get a job,boy.

teamsynergy:
Mr. moralist, u r entitled to ur opinion... i hope u av Neva straffed a gal b4 ooo, cos u too could have been a baby daddy...

boy ,I am a dad.

Arsenalholic1:
Africa diva tour ké?

Abi you mean pvssy drilling tour

Nigeria is a place where if you must make it big,close your ears. They believe that no one can make it without getting involved in vices. By the time you are there,a load of bent citizens would be behind you screaming, Ole, Olosho ,corruption,Yahoo,ritualistic. Here success is not for the hard worker.Be successful and have ugly name

Ajasco222:
The special adviser to President Muhammadu Buhari on media and publicity, Garba Shehu has asked Nigerians to pay no attention to the rumours being circulated about the president's death.

In his words, "Baseless rumors are trending again that an unpleasant thing has happened to our beloved President, Muhammadu Buhari.
If you have received this information on WhatsApp or Facebook, disregard it because it is plain lies spread by vested interests to create panic.
Nothing unpleasant has happened to the President. No cause for apprehension. Thanks for the many calls".

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/disregard-baseless-rumours-about.html

Nigerians ,have you started again? Leave this man alone.

teamsynergy:
being a baby mama or a baby daddy is a choice and no one has d right to castigate u.... nice one wizzy

your mum won't be proud of you on this comment. She didn't get being a baby mama. if you run out of what to say ,stay mum.

sarrki:
This man was part of the leaders that institutionalized corruption


All Nigerian Looters will pay on earth and greater in hereafter

na you get your mouh. And your buhari overthrew him and what did we get?

whirlwind7:


Not a surprise. Its actually becoming a norm in the country where every institution has turned upside down.

This is not just morally wrong, it is also illegal. But of course, we don't expect any repercussion on the part of the police. Like I said, every institution (including the judiciary the helpless man could have run to) is upside down.

behind the C

JARUSHUB:
Nobody (or nothing) is perfect. This has become an over-flogged mantra. Notwithstanding, there are still some people who feel that everything they do must be 100%. A mistake that they make is that they think being a perfectionist is a good thing. This is not really so. And if this is not the case, they become sad, depressed, and forlorn. Consequently, these very talented people are always having problems not only with themselves but with people around them. Hence, it would be nice to know how to identify a perfectionist. These tips shared by Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency will be of great help.

They are always trying to please everyone

Certainly, we cannot please everybody. But a perfectionist does not understand this. They will try to please others at their own discomfort and detriment. This is why others can easily take advantage of them.

They attain their goals by any means

Attaining their goals is what they care about. They do not even mind if they break the rules or go overboard to reach their goals. For them it is more about the end justifies the means and not the other way round. And they are bad losers.

They can never be satisfied

Even if you give your best, you can never satisfy someone who wants things perfectly done. They question everything even the things that are irrelevant. They are very exhaustive and nothing escapes them. Hence, never try to cut corners, a perfectionist will notice it and point it out.

They don’t accommodate mistakes

We are bound to make mistakes. But for a perfectionist, it is a sign of failure. As a result, they become gloomy and downcast. If you work with them, they use their standard to measure you and they want you to meet that standard. If you do not, to them you are a disappointment. For example, if you forgot to accept the booking of the hotel from Jumia Travel, they will take it personally. You will think they have you in mind before.

They have all or nothing thinking

For them, it is either they get everything or nothing. They are not ready to compromise on their very high moral standards. This is why perfectionists are not good negotiators. The only way you can make them happy is to give them everything they want.

They over stress themselves over a simple task

There is always a paper basket beside them. In the basket, you will find several rumpled papers. These papers are sheets they use in writing just one simple report. However, because of one simple mistake, they discard it and start all over again.

They are legendary procrastinators

Since they bid to make everyone happy, they accept responsibilities they know they cannot perform. But because they want to please that person, they accept the duty and they procrastinate until they do not it. In other situations, they postpone a task because they are not ready to go through the perfection bouts they are addicted to.

They find it difficult to celebrate success

You should celebrate success when you achieve it. However, a perfectionist will never because they will be focused on what they could have done better. So, they do not see any reason to be joyous. Do never expect a perfectionist to celebrate success. However, this does not mean they are not happy with what they have achieved.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/eight-signs-dealing-perfectionist/

my brother, that is my problem o. you have just painted my picture. God will help me

double0seven:
Because you have decided & even determined not to believe.

Oya,anti pastor's crew ,come and see o! Some of you Thomases, have bigger lumps but want to hide and talk rubbish. so, lets have your mouth odour on pastors again

saxwizard:
youth ti take over

congratulations. watch his look after 2 years

Ezechinwa:
100% true....

These pastors have made youths of africa lazy...

imaging afTer more than 15yrs of growth in Telecommunications, we are yet to produce a small Nokia 3310, something some Japanese kids are already learning,

but we produce millions of first class holders,

its a pity

blame yourself for your laziness and failure. am disappointed in this your comment. after all your education and exposure. it is Buhari,Saraki, governors and now Pastors. lazy man get up and be useful and stop blame game

CastedDude:
Controversial Malawian but South African based pastor, prophet Shepard Bushiri who is popularly known as Major One -was given a presidential welcome as he landed in Warri, Delta state. The prophet who arrived Warri in a private jet -was greeted by the long awaiting and excited team of Christ Mercy Land Deliverance Ministry.

Reports have it that about 30 convoy rides drove Shepard Bushiri around the church premises, greeting and waving as the millions of congregations and visitors from far and wide, at Christ Mercy Land Deliverance Ministry.

The preacher is well known for his controversial claims and lively Sunday services. He previously claimed that God has blessed him with a private jet that no one is allowed to see but him.

Bushiri also released a video where he claims to 'walk on air', which was rubbished as 'fake' by viewers who said they could see a shadow of a man supporting him.

The controversial preacher claims to have brought a young boy back to life after he was declared dead by doctors.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/see-how-controversial-malawian-pastor.html

chai! great. Oya all the anti pastors and prophets crooners,time to die untimely is here. Come and say what you don't know about him and reap it fast. Otobo boys, judgement time is here.

afonjadie:
Afonja Defence Marines will soon invade this thread in their fully armed proforce trucks

ha! you said soon? They are already behind you with their regular rubbish comments

fallout87:
Does your brain work? Is she a licensed manufacturer of gucci or versace? Since when did they began manufacturing in Nigeria?

You hypocrites!

You cry about APC thief that and PDP thief this, yet you all are thieves. You're no different and would do no differently than those you condemn.

see two enemies of progress crew that grace your witch comment with 3 like as if that wasnt how China that you see as role model started. Even London is hussling to have business interest in Beinjin

ba7man:
So APC govt was in charge of the millitary back then and used them to prevent people from getting info from Chibok??

"PDP is Boko Haram", that's for sure.

explain well

SuperS1Panther:
The OP and the twitter user can equally create their own scam to discredit PMB's Govt by stage acting the abduction of their daughters and sisters by Asari Dokubo, Tompolo and other Niger Delta militants.

Simple as ABC.

As for me, if Chibok Girls abduction is a scam, the obliteration of Odi town from planet earth was equally a scam and the phantom death of 3m Osus during the civil war is even a greater scam.

The devilish post of the OP is meant for morally bankrupt and intellectually lazy elements.

ehee! they have started crawling out of their holes for whack defence

AtlanticBreeze:
To every Zombie in Nigeria...


cc.. Ngeneukwenu
Sarrki
Hungerbad
Madridguy
Oduavanguard

just dont mind those ones, na God go disgrace them and purnish them. Because of peanut they are paid, they are allover every forum and social media covering evil they know little or nothing about. For a morsel of bread, their common senses and right senses of judgement have crashed

ovokooo:
Nollywood Actress and victim of alleged domestic violence, Mercy Aigbe put all her troubles behind her as she stepped out in matching outfit with her teenage daughter whom she has been so proud to show off time and time again.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUCqha9lX-u/?taken-by=official_mercyaigbe

Check Source >> http://ovoko.com.ng/mercy-aigbe-steps-daughter-matching-outfits-photo/

nan sense! some women no get shame and brain. so this is the time to show off .just on the heel of a broken marriage as if it is what you have been expecting to happen

zealblinks:
the only thing you can do is to change your ways, and accept jesus christ as your saviour. Simbo

simple or carry your badluck and leave her alone

mzzhavilah:
as if gucci didn't start from somewhere,how is it fraudulent did she tell u it's original gucci? Her buyers kn it's fake yet still patronise her. Instead of u to give her kudos u are yapping, if she do ashawo u go complain she now has handwork u dey complain still .

Destiny killer#
Enemy of progress#

no mind the jobless boy child

fallout87:
She's making fake gucci and fake versace and you want us to applaud her?

How is this any less fraudulent then credit card scamming or the other 419 Nigerians are known to do worldwide?

Smh

and you are here on NL spreading fake news. Are you gucci or versace,Solicitor ?

Partnerbiz:
Everybody is speaking against domestic violence both here and on facebook.
When jungle justice happens, everyone speaks against it too.

I now ask, who are those beating their wives since everybody is against it.
People and fake life. They have no opinion of their own. They just follow the societal dictates just to belong.

See below shaa

na so person go photoshop wife keep for house begin shout husband abuse

HungerBAD:
Which kind Dokitor be this?

This kind man fit go remove man "Blocus" instead of the "Boil"around that region come tender person impotent.

God forbid bad thing.

chai! Aboki operation

ZarZar:
It's about a pastor, what did you expect? Plus I don't like your tone, leave it or what?

because,thats the fastest means to acquire curse or destroy your life by installment. The issue was about A pastor and you responded a by ALL these pastors that bla bla bla. Hope i read it well. All pastors are not fake and when you refer to all,you incurr the wrath of God who anoited the real ones

greatgod2012:
That's just because they're hiding something!


But peace, every form of peace shall elude anyone who is playing politics with the kidnapping of these girls!

not anyone! Afonjaas,have you seen your lives and your whack bloody apc,you heard it?! You encourage the north to destroy Nigeiria but you wil alll reap it in due season

ZarZar:
It's not the 1st & only weird behaviour from a pastor, so of course I'm going to draw a conclusion that some of them are not all there. They're nuts!

Coincidentally, most mental disorders manifest themselves through religion, with some people believing that God is speaking to them to do things that may put their lives & other people's lives in danger, à la James Warren Jones, etc.

oga,leave pastors out of this,i repeat

Igboesika:
Madam your own case is worst, you too dey run your mouth like tap.
Again, stop mocking God by typing ''God bless Nigeria" , God is perfect and can never make a mistake by blessing a fraud.

so she said all these and we want to have FFk killed. Her own worst sef. Women,control your tongue.the Scar of the tongue is far worse than the scar of the knife