₦airaland Forum

khiaa:
Lol its not unrealistic, you do it at certain times, like after taking a bath together.
Would you have sex/oral without bathing first?

Of course .So far shes not all sweaty and looks edible enough... I'll go for the banger... Why you askin'

Inspired!

uzobaby:
If your sisters stay around, tell your gf that she came over and has been looking for one , thank God it's just been found. .so which color is yours? Men Sha demand no dey lack wetin to talk

Hmmm... I wasnt expecting this from a lady... Nice one tho but the eyes wey that gf go dey take see that sister no go remain the same again.. Be like "dirty pig"

QueenSuccubus:

Nawa for these men... How come u can't remember what we were wearing when ur teeth was the one pulled off that undies ?

Do lions care the colour of their game? Na to tear meat apart and chop beleful the king of the jungle dey after!

^^ Handfuls of Professional Hbks... The girls are in forit

SmellingAnus:
Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes....

1. Do you love me?
2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love?
3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised?

Ingenious sh!t

khiaa:
No I'm not being stubborn, just stating a fact that pertains to the topic.

I should kiss your mouth shut but since I cant , Wouldnt it be wierd having a bowl of water on standby to immediately wash off while getting down? Your suggestion is just extremely unrealistic. Don't run yo tongue on my ear lobe and thats all!

chojo3000:
I'll stylishly sniff both of em,d one wid d stronger smell shld b hers

hmmm.

shams040:
Never, come over ke.

Wld just hide d two inside d bed.

And initiate a new fucking whc wld make me ask her during d fucking abt her pant

Exactly. Thats the first thing to do in that kind of situation... 'Stylishly hide the two' ...Fool proof enough

Bluezy13:
But this is not part of the question.

Ikr

shams040:
I go just say:

Babe I CNT find it oo...

Wat colour Dis u wear today?

Den I get it for her

Wowsers ! You head dey there. Let me just tease you a bit... You know she can just come over and check for herself and find out there are two pants laying lazily and bang! pool of wahala?

Masters of the game, what will you do?

khiaa:
That's what soap and water is for.

lol. You are very stubborn, ain't you?

khiaa:
Yet you let girls salivate in your mouth when they kiss you

Well Well Well, I find irritating what i find irritating. Kiss me wherever you want but not in my ears... There is this characteristic smell of the ear wax that I find disgastin' ykno. Thats watsup!

khiaa:
Lmao Have you experienced it?

Never will I allow anybody to salivate all up in my ears Noooooo!

khiaa:
Putting your warm wet tongue inside of a man's ear and slowly licking it can send chills up and down his spine.

Ewww!

MystiqueReine:
1)Make him lie on his back
2)Stand on the bed facing him
3)Place both legs on his D
4)Put your whole weight on his dick
5)Start jumping up and down when he starts screaming
NOTE-You can bite and chew it to make him scream more.PLS DONT CONTACT ME IF YOU EVENTUALLY END UP IN JAIL

Murderer!

Estharfabian:

SMH... a girl comes to your house. she gets pùssy grabbed.


nutJob!

:-( How rude!

Is it her first time? It's ordinary pvssy chic... Just another part of the body!!

isiOTUbuUTOya:
.... and when the cops come calling for rape, just "grab the female one by the pvssy too"

That's not rape where I come from

If you finally get her home with ya after all the long chats, hangouts,gifts etal.

Dont u Dull,

Dont you fret


Dont U listen


Grab her by the pusssiiiee

& Pump that cherry out.


Thats what she came for


Thats seal of love!

That youve not been fortunate enough to live life enough to feel /live a particular feeling/life doesn't mean that felling/life doesnt exist. Their is Love and the feeling popularly attached to it does exist dont doubt. To live it, you'll need to chill alot to be free enough to feel a lot.

Pffffft! ! ! You boys needa GROW UP like ASAP!I can see bleaky futures that are meant to be brighter than full moon!

Very serious case of personality disorder . You need the help of a psychoanalyst asap like very fast

Shoo! body builers kwa? abi Igbo wrestlers?

Nobody going to Haiti ? Uhuh!

Viking007:
Lol, You've created 24 topics/threads all bout this Your bf. You got lots of comments telling You to walk away.
What do You really want?

Believe me when I tell ya nigga's got a good dikc! It's the dikc!! Nothin but the dikc!!! She nothin but adickted

STFUareyouGod:

Whats with u bloke?

Baby mama? Damn! You both were horn.y lots and gave yrselves the damn fvcks and you enjoyed it while it lasted. When you travelled , sensibility came back to the n * and he started seeing things as they fvckin are. He knew he fvcked up fvcking you this long and now he's backing out. Thats whatsup! Now it aint easy , even near impossible getting a bachelor to walk down the aisle witcha, He has to either be a babydaddy or a polygamist. Stop giving em random bachelor nigg pvssy fvck if ya kno yo wanting something real and dope ; a relationship that will last. So, just fvck the emotions the good sex he gave ya has stricken, repackage yoself, continue hustling for you n yo daughter and dont catch feeling up until u get lucky for a man of yo kind to come by...

Wish that someone you always looking forward to chat with on here a super day ahead... And maybe they gon pick interest and be yo friend for reals ...

LoL. All ya need to do is get really busy doing something. You have too much time on your hands to care about how others feel about you... Do u have an habit?