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AuroraB:
You sure you ain't playing a smart-ass detective on her . Cos I know you are one

I dont understand what you mean by smart ass detective tho...
Anyway, I can be such smooth player of course but this's different if that's what you mean...

BlackDBagba:
With 'the one', you don't get drama. It just flows

You seem deep and experienced in matters of the heart as this bloke, Yo married? .... Well, let's say I'm way too optimistic this girl's 'the one' . I'm the kind of human being that's very picky, knows what he wants and usually would have to strive hard before he gets what he wants. Nature's just been naturally unfair to me I guess... Im just a lil bit infuriated and frustrated to let out this to find out if someone who'd been in a similar situation can be a guide. Not willing to let go that easily ... Until she says ENOUGH anyway... Got it?

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Fact No 1 - Guys like you are very rare.

Fact No 2 - Girls, actually like guys like you.

But this particular girl is thinking you are too good to be true, because of fact no 1. So she's willing to stretch you to your limits to see if you'll break, or if you've been pretending all along. You don't need to change who you are for a girl to accept you, when there are thousands of girls out there looking for someone to show them one tenth of what you have to give. . . Be yourself, and continue to be yourself.

**Drops mic** [/color]

Got the logic bro. Thanks!

Berlynn:
Teach me how to love nd also teach me how to hate

What is this one saying

Talk2Bella:
Then he has one leg

Does he still have to kneel?

Looking back in time, It startles me why some of the girls I'd really wanna 'domesticate' so to say end up saying they don't feel a thing for me after seemingly liking me enough to come close enough body and soul and urging me on even after that begrudging revelation.

Recently, I found myself in a situation of this like and I dont want history to repeat itself.

Now, This babe comes over whenever I want her and as soon as that sexual chemistry begins to build up in our lone time, "I dont wanna do this" comes popping and Im not the guy to force even a kiss when the feeling aint mutual.

Seems to enjoy my company as we've went to the movie together once, I've cooked for her more than twice, written her love messages she seems to relish and shown her how caring I could be in the little ways I can for now without seemingly trying too hard. Even talked senses to her on why it should be me... It's either "let me get myself where I can think without this kinda emotions overflow" or something shitass like that. How many times do I have to woo her for christ sakes!

How else do I show love Lord! What do you guys do that make em fall head over heel? Girls, how did prince charming sweep you over? Damn! I like this girl!!

Let him secretly mix viagra or anything else that will set her ovaries on fire into her drink or something. She will come begging!!

Talk2Bella:
and you took time to respond to my gibberish

weldone

Excuse me, what if hes has one and a half leg?

You try sha... Who get Electron Microscope? Make we check the mouth we have here for herpes...

Muscle bruh. When a woman radiates this physique that screams self sufficiency, my hormones frenzies up and starts weeping like a saxophone. The few stallions of a woman I've been able to domesticate so far are tigresses in bed too, they come with this aura and flavor I fear words cannot adequately express. You just gaz live it to feel it breh

Good Afternoon, Morning or Evening as the case may be

You will know by asking Ifa or seeking the help of a potent babalawo. Just go with your very strong and old cockerel, 2 litres of fresh palm oil and 1000 Naira as cost of consultation and your story will end in basket of laughter. Next!

Kingjude1:
did i mention you guy comot my front , go and gang up elsewhere

Since you aint all that smart, next time, don't bite off more than you can chew only to end up making a fool of yoself . . . Adios!

Kingjude1:
[size=20pt] its the truth na, there are people that will talk and one will respect them no be you asslicking bunch , moving in packs great men stood alone and you wonder why i am bold enough to still attack you again and again , after all the ganging i still stab your eye balls
You boys ,[/size]

Lols, just lol. I thought you would as time goes on come around with something touche, but it's evident you're just another asshole smoked on dope pipe . YOU BORE ME

DissTroy:
Maybe I am but then again, maybe I am not; It all depends on your perspective and what the truth is.

Aww! You switched accts? Well, I have a weird habit of roasting chameleons alive and that on impulse extends to you when next I find u all braggarts!

Kingjude1:
[size=20pt] i will say my mind and una go gang up come out , every night same drama if that coward is too scared to face me alone then pls fade away , ganging up makes kids look like men [/size]

You really feel yo up to the task when you have a brain similitude to the hole in a doughnut? Well, I will read your obituary with great pleasure

TheSonOfMark:
When I engage folks in a battle of scathing remarks, I do not fight, I 'psyche-poach' and in imprison them in a 'mental Hades'.

Naijabøiy and others already disemboweled him and I'm necrophobic - I hate corpses.

While I warmly adore your wittiness (entertaining and placating to say the least), I fear you might be having an intimate affair with megalomania bloke. . . Maybe try to watch that

Kingjude1:
boss na trapqueen77 i dey find no be you

Oh well, my bad I couldn't see yo just giving yo best shot at being a renowned clown. Ma binu awe!

Kingjude1:
you still dey defend the error, i come even force google to find the fake word, him spell am wrongly and use am wrongly too

Well, aren't u just plain ass stupid? In what way have I defended the poor boy? I was merely startled at your personality disorders . While I don't mean to be a story teller (like u) , the phrase intended to be "sanctimonious
hypocrisy has always been your stock-in-trade" is just right and perfect in all linguistic and grammatical sense. Just stop being priggish bloke!

Kingjude1:
the last time i see person with your face, i been dey zoo dey give monkey banana

OK, I understand u new to lectures on sarcasm and you're thus highly ecstatic at its vibrance and beauty but next time, try using it in coherence with what's at stake. Commonsense bloke !

Kingjude1:
so because i dey prone to mistake , one boy when dey blow wrong grammar make i no tell am , read and see if i dey wrong

Which one be blow grammar? Ogbeni, u be one confam hater . Wey I come from dey call that being a dikc. In other words 'pùsee ass nigger'

I'll simply grab a nail polish to wipe off the mess

Hmmm... He is perfectionist enough to cheat beautifully and go scot free? Wonderful!

babz007:
oh my God you mean the guy is treating her badly chaiii God oooo. when me am here looking for someone to love badly....i beg you please introduce me to your friend
this is my number 08170936275

Zero chills!

Andykruiz:
Lol. Gobe niyen. Just tell her you wanna keep the pantie as a trophy. Believe me, ladies love #raunchiness. The fact you wanna keep her panties might make her give you another round self

You talking about high standard chics mate. The random girl havent more than 5 good pants she's proud of... She probably wore her best to impress u, her giving u that to keep as some sorta conquest trophy might be hard o

cashmoney02:
The She-doq never listens....

Little wonder She has been an object of disqrace and contempt since childbirth!!!...

Ewoo!

Estharfabian:


Preferences and the fact that I'm A potential dwarf..

oops! That's gross.

bbmpin:
[color=#000050]I should be the one asking you that sarcastic question!

whats next? A Japanese lady survived Hiroshima and later became an American doctor?

Stop exhibiting a childlike sense of amazement #simple minded clown [/color]

Dogs bark when they startled or hungry... I perfectly understand yo condition but aint got no lorry to carry yo fukcin worries so I take God beg you, carry yo wahala and go... Not in the mood for yo exiguous disses

bbmpin:
[color=#000050] This is "really" inspirational(boring)

For you to be inspired by this "basic tale of survival" tells me alot about your exposure #Basic poo [/color]

Is that all?

PunterTim:
*pukes*

Nigga, nothin beats the taste of pusssy in its most natural untampered state.... Bathing before eating washes off most of the tasty flavor trust me