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Different strokes for different folks. How is you or your sister's choice(s) of lovers any of our business? To hell with your 'modern day/feministic' fantasies. Marry a man whiter than snow for all I care. But wait, See as she serious ontop the issue like woman wey dey labour! Better tune down the volume of your pride and enjoy the sweet loving of the black man with the "African/Nigerian ideals".

In other news, I heard guys from Prague fukc like jackrabbits, is it true?

We say "that babe's got mad ass", not mad boobs. Boob kor poop ni!

If not a workaholic deek, wetin he for be?

Jeeesu!! ...You cannot imagine how hard I'm laughing right now.

Tight puss.y niyen ke

mechanics:
just take it easy bro.

Thank you for your unsolicited advice okay, have a nice day!

mechanics:
easy, not here to insult.

That is not my business durrh

Divay22:
If she was your sister, what would you have done?

Glad to inform you that this stvpid question has been filed under 'inconsequentials'. Have a nice day!

This is serious, but I understand sha by the way Mom calls me everyday or matters come to worse every other day despite my "travelable" location ....And I visit at least every 3months oh... What about Dad? He cares so much he responds to the missed calls with chats metted out monosyllabically. As I said, that's him being caring and nice oh. Mothers are too much for short jarey!!!!

TheUbermensch:
You women are so emotional to a point that you sound unreasonable. You don't know what actually went down between them. Don't take a one-sided convo and truncated WhatsApp chat for the truth.

You don't know either. I believe in everything here until it is disproved!

TheUbermensch:
Maybe. just maybe you don't understand what the word "mortify" means.

What I did was just present facts most people are to sleepy to notice or talk about. We're all quick to blame the man for forcing sex, but no one is saying anything to the ladies. No one is telling them to be more dressed down. No one is telling them to leave sluttish behaviours for the bedroom only. No one is telling them to be more vigilant. No one is telling them to be careful of the expensive gifts they receive from male friends, because every gift deserves something in return, and most times against your will.

We do none of that. We just blame the man for lack of self restraint without taking into fact that something must have preempted such.

Let females start being more decently and quitting most of the harmful habits they exhibit these days and you'd see a reduction (yes because you can't expect totality. We're dealing with humans here) in rape cases.

And then when a woman is crying foul, we can truly say the man is a beast.

Oga, stop trying too hard to make sense out of nonsense. You've already talk the talk. "The man is a beast" and should be locked away to serve as deterrent for other men with his type of mentality. You forgot to add that he is a f.ool too, a big one at that actually minding how he was so chill about the whole thing in his chat like this is just peanut and business as usual . The real talk about this is that this business as usual attitude towards this sensitive and emotion wrecking disaster against women as if they are preys living long enough to be devoured should be discouraged. What are oloshos/ashewos there for? If konji wan kee u, grab one! Instead of raping someone who is not interested in trading coochie for tipping!!

cococandy:
I don’t mind the bashing. Better that than to set my brain 100 years behind the times.

Enjoy!


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cococandy:
Which one is signal? Someone came to your house to charge phone and that’s a signal? What’s wrong with you people?

You clearly don't understand the effect porn, has on the psyche and thought process of teenagers. and kidults... You have even forgotten that this is Africa and not many Africans have truly evolved to the 'homo sapiens' status, that most are still stuck at the homo habilis evolutionary dead end. You have also clearly forgotten that most Nigerians are not even educated in the real sense of it. Most just went to school to get their ''paali" and the education given here in Nigerian schools are 18th century standards... Everything is right with this ppl and what they say. Flow with them or get serially bashed... I'm a pessimist like that!

Missali:
You are incoherent really. Even if you want to throw insults, do it in comprehensible writing. Thanks.

I am not throwing insults, just pointing out the obvious. Lie that you did not fake the snake somewhere in your post

xendra:
he's very slow, I bet he's still thinking what to write to me

Lol. I see u b*ch!

Missali:
Chronic retards indeed, I already modified his comment. He certainly is not referring to me.

You're so hurt the guy left you with purple vagina and yo here faking the snake by telling us he came back to beg, you fed him and other fucking horseshit you clearly pulled out of that flat ass. Not everyone is a dumbo like you nah. Come off that shiiit mehn

That guy is the Real MVP! This is how to teach a girl without home training, Now u for don learn say to dey open leg anyhow for man and doing all of his biddings while leaving your own life lying shamelessly on the floor is not how to show love . Let me come and be going to ghost mode jarey

Daeylar:
Hypocrite.

How can you say people have the right to air their displeasure over what they deem obscene and I'm airing my displeasure over the fact that I consider what you guys unnecessary and you are attacking me?

What level of hypocrisy is that?

And you even have the guts to call me a hypocrite.
What is culture shocking you there now?

Attack you? How? Have I abused any of your ancestors?

What level of emotional blackmailing are you at exactly, cos I can't remember painting u as a hypocrite. I only subliminally cautioned you.

And yes , the bra is culturally shocking me. Is she that poor she can't afford the one they call ''spaghetti" or what do they call it, if she can't afford a decent shirt?

Daeylar:
And how does her dressing concern anyone?,
What is wrong with you guys sometimes?

Enough of your freewill bullsh!t. People also have the right to air their displeasure over what they deem obscene. Have you heard of cultural shock? Don't be such an hypocrite!

14teenK:
weed itself

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MrBrownJay1:
you are going deep.... and although what you wrote made a lot of sense, IMHO you ruined it all with the above in bold.

lets go back for a minute, as much as some love can turn to hate, others can turn to beautiful friendship. it doesnt always turn to extreme negativity. also, you love someone, then that love dies and you meet someone else that makes you love twice harder etc that you dont even have time to hate anybody. its people with too much time on their damn hand/head that go around hating someone who is out of their life. its a mental diseases, and we certainly shouldnt base such a wonderful thing called LOVE on the action of sick people.

the majority of sane people, love deeply, and then fall out of love and move on with their lives (remembering the good stuff and using the bad as an experience), simple.

the simple issue here is to remember how the feeling of love made you become the best version of your damn self, THATS what should be remembered, THATS what is important here. THATS what will always make falling in love GREAT!

if the 1st thing you remember when thinking of love is heartbreak, then that person has turned their love to the FEAR of love and they need to get mental help before putting themselves back on the market again, as they are damaged good.

If my sense of inference is still working right (it undoubtedly is), I think what you did here majorly, is to do a good job at expounding on our mutual views especially as it relates to letting go(a positive energy) and holding onto (a negative energy). . .

Once you fall in Love you're bleeped means you can't truly control what the outcome will be just as nobody has any say /control over his final days or what the circumstances leading to his exit from earth will be. I hope you understand?

14teenK:
The first person to ever smoke Marijuana was a Chinese Emperor,He burned the plant because he liked the smell. Once he inhaled the smoke, he saw a bluejay bird. The bird told him to conquer the surrounding empires, and so he did.

This is a very good one. Where did you draw this inspiration from? Nursery rhymes or weed itself?

HeyCorleone:
I feel weed is a placebo. You just assume it heightens your creativity. It never really affects it.

Seriously?, Have you taken a single draw of it before

MrBrownJay1:
lol, well said... and thats what is called LIFE EXPERIENCE! you get away with the memories of the good time, and try to forget the bad. why would you want to forget the good stuff that happened in your life (just because someone turned into an idiot)?! its part of your life's CV, this is the natural life cycle, that we ALL will go through. here is the important clue here: the loving memories will always be there but the loving feeling will be dead and gone.

remember, just because you loved that food before, the day you realise that this food was made out of dog shiiit, you may have memories of how you loved eating it, but you will NEVER EVER remotely think of eating it again

Touché, Just that the words 'death' and 'fade out/away' and whatever they stand for are gradually becoming erroneous to me in the deeper sense of my being. I only use these words so my audience can have an unfeigned grasp of my locution, but truly, I believe nothing ever truly dies, Not even 'mortals' .1st and 2nd Law of thermodynamics ''simplified" is my witness nothing ever truly dies. It can only transform into something else, In this context, the worse state love can transform into is perhaps 'extreme dislike' which itself has particles of love encrusted in it when you atomize it's constituents, magnify it for you to identify. I'm saying that you can only strongly hate something after you've most possibly loved it/ or had something to do with it too much (that's arguable of course). That's why I believe Once you've attained the status of Truly Loving someone, you cannot truly fall OUT OF LOVE, you can only perhaps truly LET GO - what you call "loving feeling dead or gone" or HOLD ONTO, (even after knowing you can't have it) which leads you to the Strong love emotion; HATE, If you would forgive my paradox.

In simple terms, Once you fall in Love, you're fukced! It's the simplest philosophical principle out there .

Religion (a culture) forms a complex loop with politics and consequently economy without forfeiting the social aspect of life.

As it forms these relationships, it assists each aspect to achieve it's means. - Nations (people) that are sympathetic towards a specific religion tend to support each other in other aspects. It can be better understood if one begin to see it as a political tool used to screw others (either up or down).

To be continued...

SirMichael1:
Honestly?? Sausage roll?? Lmao. You dare refer to what could destroy a marriage, makes babies, cause eternal enmity between sisters, pass out urine a junk?-That's what sausage roll is. A junk food.

God forbid! I never ever wanna come across any member of my family (immediate or extended) on here. They wouldn't like my online personality.

Someone once wrote "Everyone is equal on social media if they can subscribe to a data plan". You definitely can't be a lady now could you? Bro, except you're a lady and with a valid evidence, I'm sorry but you'll always be my bro-Not family kind of bro.

This is the problem I have with politicians. You guys just take up little details and balloon it up as if it's the real deal. Can't I just give my pig the President's name again in peace because it looks like him (I hope ya not a Republican tho )" in principle " ...
Can't u just call me 'bitchcrafts'? would have used 'bro' as my sobriquet if I fancied it.
Yes, I have plenty wahala

DerahAlex:
Love your ideas.

You're welcome.

Who bought browsing phone for this one?

SirMichael1:
Bro why? Why ehn??

What did I do to deserve all these question? I just need likes o.

Anyways, every interaction with people is/should be genuinely thought upon.

You've got any movie you wanna recommend to me?

Why do y'all like calling anybody with sausage roll between his legs Bro on a faceless forum ? You could be chatting with an Uncle or even Dad ykno?

SirMichael1:
Lol. You funny bro. NL emojis are defunct so I can't get the ***still thinking *** emoji.

Thanks. I really appreciate

Still thinking? The last time I checked, we're not playing chess .