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RomanceRe: A Date With Bae In The Ocean, Ladies Can You Do This? (Photo) by bitchcrafts: 7:10pm On Dec 16, 2017
benzene00:
Nigerian ladies don't deserve this kind of date
You can't even afford it. Can you? undecided
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Wives, Mistresses’ Fights Get Messier, Spill To Social Media (pics) by bitchcrafts: 3:41pm On Dec 16, 2017
My ego is getting watered like wetin... Now, I know the value of the vengeful monster dangling btwn this limbs grin
RomanceRe: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by bitchcrafts: 11:08pm On Dec 15, 2017
cheesy

This one that I'm seeing go and marry everywhere I go this month tho...2018,are you planning to snatch my esteemed bachelorhood from me?... I laugh, na deceive you dey deceive yourself grin
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Summit: Yoruba leaders, govs Insist on restructuring & regional govt by bitchcrafts: 11:05pm On Dec 15, 2017
fumiswtpusy:
Godbless you my brother.dont mind them,they always have slavish mentality,although I am a yoruba muslim myself but I m planning on leaving the religion of PISS very soon
religion of piss? This is a new one!
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React (Video) by bitchcrafts: 11:00pm On Dec 15, 2017
safarigirl:
the only true love that exists is between mother and child, any other thing is conditional love
what about the one btwn father and child undecided
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Love? Nigerians React (Video) by bitchcrafts: 10:58pm On Dec 15, 2017
Love exists nah. Just that most have such sick minds they've lost that ability to feel it.
RomanceRe: Reno Omokri: "Slay Queens' Private Parts Not A Business, Bible Against Slayers" by bitchcrafts: 10:55pm On Dec 15, 2017
safarigirl:
Reno, why are you warning the foolish patronizers of slay queens?

The only reason slay queens exist is because they have customers, once men stop lusting after big breast and big yansh amongst other superficial things, slay queens will reduce

Men are move by what they see, so the mugus will never be in short supply.

And issa business mbok.
big bress and meaty yansh is not a superficial thing. Point of correction!
FamilyRe: Mbaise Woman's Husband Was Given N800k Marriage List 10 Years Ago by bitchcrafts: 10:50pm On Dec 15, 2017
AuroraB:
And loving it kiss kiss kiss
This una bride price nkor... How hustling but old enough niggas go dey handle konji nah if u kwim?











grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Mbaise Woman's Husband Was Given N800k Marriage List 10 Years Ago by bitchcrafts: 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2017
AuroraB:
She's been advised to note that Chimamanda's brideprice was paid and we didn't hear about it.
When a man is asked to pay an amount he can't afford, he tells them NO, this is how much I got, and they reach an amount most favorable to him. Sometimes, he'd be asked to 'balance up' later which is merely a joke. Reason, food is served immediately men are done with theirs. Have we ever heard of a marriage being stalled at the moment brideprice is being paid? No. Women now want to be involved in everything and they don't mind lying to have things their way.
Why didn't she complain then? She be enjoying the feeling of the latest bride whose husband paid heavily to have her. That's what they do. She will go hoarse while at it. I don't care grin
shocked.. Mbaise girl!!!huh?
Christianity EtcRe: My Perspective On Religion. by bitchcrafts(op):
Now, there are so many views and definitions of religion out there and all of them seem to have a common focal point, obedience.

Indeed, religion is paying obeisance to established tenets, dos, don'ts, limitations and the likes.

It is designed with a font that creates the illusion of completion, perfection and consistency with any form of dynamics.

It seems to advocate for and ensure fairness in every sphere of human disposition

In it's approach to achieving this, it is designed to snake in on human intelligence by attempting to answer the what,why and how questions of existentialism.


To be continued...
CareerRe: This Exotic Animal Specialist Is The Real-life Tarzan(photos) by bitchcrafts: 8:14am On Dec 15, 2017
This guy works in the zoo or something? Cos ain't seeing how an individual can have such a wide range of private collection of exotic breeds. Ain't buying this!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by bitchcrafts: 11:45pm On Dec 14, 2017
I love that shiny shoe.. Oh man! kiss
RomanceRe: Guys Only by bitchcrafts: 11:43pm On Dec 14, 2017
Inside her hornyport of course grin
Christianity EtcMy Perspective On Religion. by bitchcrafts(op): 12:01pm On Dec 14, 2017
This thread is created with the sole intention of sharing my views on this sensitive aspect of our lives, that is for some people;
-Dead consequent from arrays of laudable judgements stemming from critical reasoning
-Active consequent from basically dogma (forgive my French, but truth is bitter), doctrine analogy and habit.


To be continued...
Christianity EtcRe: Teleportation: Babalawo Orisha Disappeared & Vanished Live On Camera [video] by bitchcrafts: 11:38am On Dec 14, 2017
Walai, sorry Jesu and Ogun n gbo, your head is not korrect oh. O je lo wa ise se before I summarize curses on your head grin
RomanceRe: She Want Me To Quit My Little Job For Our Relationship. by bitchcrafts: 10:21pm On Dec 13, 2017
Make your woman understand you brother. If she won't, let her go. People are stupid.
EducationRe: Uniport Will Not Kill Person by bitchcrafts: 7:21pm On Dec 13, 2017
What that fkc!
RomanceRe: 'Rape & Beg': Elnathan John Addresses Sexual Consent by bitchcrafts: 6:01pm On Nov 30, 2017
Laveda:
Following the ongoing rape saga, Nigerian author Elnathan John has come out to address the issue of sexual consent using this analogy, read below.

[b]"Seeing some disturbing tweets on my TL. Rape doesn't have to be violent. Rape can happen AFTER one has given consent for an act of intimacy & not another (for e.g.: I only want to cuddle. I don't want to have sex. Or, I don't want anal. Or, I just want to kiss. No penetration.)

Also, "what were you doing in X's bedroom" is a stupid, unhelpful reaction to "X raped me".
You can be raped by your lover, your spouse, your friend, your sibling, your relative.

How to know when the next step will be rape (just a few examples):
1. Someone has said any of the following:
-stop
-no
-not now
-I don't like it
-it hurts
-I want to leave

2. Someone is clearly refusing to participate in the activity
3. Someone pushes you away

Things that are totally IRRELEVANT in wondering if it is rape or not:
-They allowed be have sex with them before
-They allowed me to touch them just now
-They spent the night at my house
-They slept in the same bed as me
-They wore revealing clothing
-They didn't scream or fight

Imagine this conversation with a waiter:
Waiter: Glad you chose this restaurant, would you like our Tiramisu?
You: No I am happy with my meal thanks
W: I mean, you came to our restaurant. Why come if you don't want Tiramisu?
You: I am fine really.
W: Ok, just the tip of the spoon

You: *baffled as waiter pushes teaspoon with Tiramisu into your mouth*
W: See I told you you'd love our Tiramisu
You: You just forced me to eat your Tiramisu
W: Nah. You walked in here. If you hated it, why didn't you scream? Look at your belt, unfastened, shows you wanted more.

Afterward...
You: *speaks to a policeman about incident*
P: What were you doing when the waiter was pushing the teaspoon into your mouth
You: I was stunned.
P: And you just sat there? Didn't scream or anything?
You: Huh?
P: Why were you there even? Thought you had a kitchen.

You: I like the restaurant. I wanted to eat out.
P: So why are you complaining about the Tiramisu
You: I didn't go there for Tiramisu. I already had my meal. Waiter forced it on me.
P: So you ate their meal but now complain about the Tiramisu. Is it that it tasted bad?[/b]

Share your thoughts!

More here;
http://orjisblog.com.ng/2017/11/30/rape-beg-nigerian-author-elnathan-john-addreses-sexual-consent-using-this-analogy/?
This Tiamiyu or what is it analogy jus weak me. The Policeman no get work oh grin

Anyway, rape is bad, but it is a menace that is here to stay, like it or not. All u can do as a potential victim is hope it doesn't happen to you and try to keep yourself secured as much as you can because out there, there abound apes with the skin of a man all they know and care for is pussssie and food. Many special cases of homo erectus evolutionary dead ends grin cheesy . Be scared ladies, Be on the watch out, men are bloody beasts! shocked grin
RomanceRe: This Break Up Is Too Intense, I'm Never Ever Going To Date Any Girl Again. by bitchcrafts: 5:49pm On Nov 30, 2017
QueenSekxy:
pele..everyone has at a point in
time felt broken..buh the interesting part of it is that we picked ourselves up..
ayam not among oh. Call me broom.
RomanceRe: This Break Up Is Too Intense, I'm Never Ever Going To Date Any Girl Again. by bitchcrafts: 5:46pm On Nov 30, 2017
;DYou will soon recover, just don't tie the rope for ceiling yet cheesy
SportsRe: Messi's Decision To Stay At Barcelona Ensures He'll Never Be The Greatest Ever by bitchcrafts: 5:41pm On Nov 30, 2017
Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fccktard!

You think when I was asking for your ages, you think I had not spotted something? You thought it was a coincidence?

Stupid Naija kids, instead of openning their minds to learning, they go everywhere with their ignorant confidence and want to make statements they know nothing about, and then they wonder why people say they are employable.

Product of a failed education system.

Foool, you really think you could pull the wool over my eyes with your moronic argument?

EPL was the top league in the 90s? grin grin grin grin grin grin

If Manchester United or any EPL team smelt quarter finals before the late 90s in the Champions League, the Queen would have announced public holiday and come out to dance Kukere Kukere Kukere, Sangele Sangele Sangele before Iyanya cold even dream of the dance.

Talking shyt about something you know nothing about to back your moronic, unreasoned and unenlightened point.

In the 90s, Seria A was the top league. They were kings without rivals. Only the normal RM and Barca were any competition.

EPL cold not even compete with the Dutch and Portuguese league back them. When the likes of Kanu, Yekini, Finidi and Amuneke were playing in those leagues, it was a HUGE achievement.

If you hear Ajax in the mid 90s, you are hearing total football and you knew who was going to win. They had the likes of Kluivert, Davids, Seedorf, Litmanen, Kanu, Finidi, Van Bronckorst, Overmars, Blind (the father of Blind now in Man U) and one dutch black guy with a name starting with R, I have forgotten.

PSV too was deadly.

Your ignorant arse now wants to tell me that EPL was king in the 90s? .........Useless pikin. Were you even born then?
Chai u can abuse oh.. But they have YouTube and the internet nah, so they are not as ignorant as yo claiming. And the EPL started in 92 after it broke away from the football league consequent from the abuse and repeat of the time, so what are you even saying? undecided Do you expect the league to just "blow" like that from inceptionhuh
PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo Arrives Osogbo Amid Tight Security Presence (see Photos) by bitchcrafts: 5:30pm On Nov 30, 2017
Sharing our national bread this kind of way is not wise oh!
RomanceRe: Can You Do This For Your Bae??? by bitchcrafts:
"We" HV did it be4 and next tin, she wanna feck! grin
NYSCRe: Female Corper Nicknamed "Aunty Ass" Flogs Student Who Asked Her Out (Photos) by bitchcrafts: 5:25pm On Nov 30, 2017
This gyal finally trend sha...
RomanceRe: There Is A Girl In My Estate I Want To Fvuck But Her Parents dey fvuck up! by bitchcrafts: 9:41pm On Nov 29, 2017
Let's meet at the sexuality section... Till then, hypocrisy as usual.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To My Manest Tutu.. by bitchcrafts: 9:31pm On Nov 29, 2017
cheesy
Irin tutu between those limbs... Intimidating sumtin! shocked
CrimeRe: Video Of The Physically Challenged Woman That Killed Her Newborn Baby In Delta by bitchcrafts: 9:27pm On Nov 29, 2017
cheesy grin
AuroraB:
Dude grin lipsrsealed
I kid, I kid, I kid embarassed
CrimeRe: Video Of The Physically Challenged Woman That Killed Her Newborn Baby In Delta by bitchcrafts: 9:17pm On Nov 29, 2017
shocked angry
AuroraB:
Whomever got her pregnant caused this angry angry
RomanceRe: Mention That Nairalander....... by bitchcrafts: 9:13pm On Nov 29, 2017
shocked angry
iamJ:
i hate ugly poor people, they dont deserve to live, i'm the lords crusader, getting rid of ugly girls one by one

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