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Wagasigiungu:
See grammer. How many lines of words without adequate punctuations and paragraphs. Afterwards na kaduna state teachers dem go dey yab upandan and this one too go follow join dem dey yab. Yeye dey smell!!!

something tells me ya a "Kaduna teacher"

Since I don age enof to dey wakawaka, I have never seen a corporate fine bara as fine as this oh . See as him dey blow grammar upandan. "Cynosure , inconsequential and other frapapa". Just when I begin to feel I have seen it all. AuroraB , gbami ke.

AuroraB:
Lemme 'SHARE' this






Never mind, I got mostly male followers

You are a bad child my dear. Always making cunny e-moves to spoil my e-market.

How have you been my e-love?

ubunja:
now im begining to regret sharing that tip loool
i wanted to write a massive "Dating Drill of Dating Drills" post.
i have decided not to.the public dont deserve this wisdom

That decision my friend, to keep mum has my seal of approval... Some people are skilled at abusing things like this, rendering them ineffective overtime.

See how she was recounting her ordeal like a 2 year old. This is too watery abeg.

In other news, the guy might happen to be having anger issues. He needs help before he becomes something else. But, you know, this is Nigeria. No help shall come his way till thine kingdom come.

So, sorry for your series of calamities young corper, head damage, choked neck and all. Next time, learn to watch your mouth.

Men used to do it. It's just a reversal of trends nigg

ubunja:
dont drug them.THATS RAPE.throw spanish fly away
do this:
snatch something she is holding.her fone or pen.or purse.whatever.put that thing behind your back.dont run away.just stay there.she will try to wrestle for that thing from behind you.and as u struggle against each other bodies touch.skin contacts happens. just watch magic happen.that struggle with take the two of u down a different road than the one u thought..
this is the tactic most gals use to initiate sex with guys.but most guys never see the signal.
if someone grabs something u holding and puts it behind their back or runs off with it ITS ON.!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is one of my secrets... No more a secret sha

Shuo! How u get light to keep it fresh in the refrigerator?

You mean a 25 yo putting herself in the shoes of a five-er?

AuroraB:
Nonsense

Naija poltrickshians publicity stunt...No be dem cause am?

Biitch needs a good dikc in her life. Dassall!

safarigirl:
you do not have to go through anything to want an intelligent man who happens to be a good conversationalist

Only brainless girls who are poor conversationalists set aside every other thing to look at the size of a man's pocket. Who your pocket epp?

Do I really need to start lecturing you on the very key roles money plays in relationships?...
And you have to have gone through lots to know what you really want and have it yo way.

Lets go have a shower together darling will be my rxn. I don't want wahala for my life

Ranchhoddas:
Bros who are they?

This site can help sha https://www.bubhub.com.au/hubbub-blog/baby-gender-selection-methods-influence-the-sex-of-your-baby/

kessyur:
"Naigerians" indeed!!

Was just tryin to mk it funny bloke

Rokia2:
E money personal PA

which one is personal PA again? Naigerians

Look at those milk banks nitori Olohun! Amu yira

... Someone must be having the brain of a donkey to have bought that if it doesn't contain a map to where some humongous deposit of diamond sits.

Lol, the belly fat moves down to the butt , or whatchu ttyin a insinuate? Kwakwakwa!

They say doggy allows the sperm hit the egg faster be4 the Y chromosome dies out. Have doggie, have cute male babies.

Tanning is a huge turn on. Wheew!

Ohoho! ...See me see Lagos life oh. NO WORRIES, make-up sex underway

When u don chop amala and ewedu with assorted catfish finish, how come your mind no go run wild and make you feel the world belongs to you?

AuroraB:

Nigerian soldiers shouldn't be dated talk more of being married to! The girl got what she deserved by dating one of 'em.
My in-law is the only sane one among them

and me too

I can only say you must've been through lots to have these qualities on yo lookout. All em girls want these days is money ... Foolish things

Raskasal:
Like seriously? How do I care less?

by caring less nooni.

This is why Nigeria is not moving forward. Your fish brains can't cook up beta thing to discuss and argue about other than "the gutter is dirty, make we use kongi or surf wash am?" Ori yin ti daru!

Problem is you care too much.

Oh baby, make I lodge my sim card inside yo port nah.

Since I never marry even a coupla years after, nay

You are begging us to give him job? Has he applied for the 900k gateman shi?