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None of the above oh, Na money come first oh.


You don't know a Man's truest character until the cash begins to overflow ykno, and that beauty remains malnourished until their is ego to pad it up.


I have spoken nothing and nothing but the truth !

Weyrey, Even a goat will laugh at this

When no be say madness dey run through your veins corky!! How can u pull down ur trauses and start chasing chick wey never mature reach eatable chicken with cutlass around church premises. This is extraordinary, as in odikwa serious !!

Kilomodemo, didinrin n se yin

I love Kim Kardashian , year of birth don do ojoro oh

velosofers efriwia! chai¡

Weyrey , Masturbate ke? Abi carry ur conji comot go do labera work get money find paracetamol use die somewhere ovanite and press refresh for hustle next day abi

Well , when I'm playing, its never with her heart, its just one and I'll need knife, rather, will play with those juicy tits, they're damn two and I'll just be needing my two hands ... I know better

When she says, Don't worry, I can handle the (bill) myself. She means; Oloribu nie dou hv to ask be4 doing normal? Oya beg me and say please nah!


Try that with Niggas this extremely good season and hear OK Ok before you complete I can

Oya e doju bole as if say we never dey dah kain level for daddy n mummy be4

So many live versions through the keyhole of buoda next door sef God have mercy

#offtopic

STFUareyouG0d:
yea?

No

ErnieSmallzz:
sah? Buh me is a female na? It should be Ma" ngwanu oya Re-beg me

ovasabi dey warry you.. Oya la sun

Sweetpenis:
I dey rake i no wan mention names buh shit happens here,4get all d charade any chick dey pull 4 dis forum I swear offline,hmmmm FREAKS...I dnt kiss nd tell.

Well, what can I Say now? OK, OK! Boredom abi?

ErnieSmallzz:
oya beg me

Prostratates and starts rolling on grand , E sikcsks sah , E ma binu sah! E Pele sah

Sweetpenis:
Oboy I dey tel u smth u dey do like juhjuhjuh,make I gv u names?..

U no get am, I no dey dis kain level you dey yarn me so, u be boss n pikin wey wan learn suppo dey one Syd dey watch shey u get, so, jaiye lo baba mi

ErnieSmallzz:
did u just kal me mumu? Like a whole Erniesmallzz mumu?

Mumu as usual

Sweetpenis:
Bros na wetin girls like nw oo,esp nl girls cos maority of them are bisexuals and a few have bisexual/lesbo tendency buh live in self denial so I did dis 2 bring em 2 their hidden fantasies

OK, Na u know that one sha

ErnieSmallzz:
oh lord!
Which 1 b ashhh oh again oh

Mumu, o ti rotten bajebaje

ErnieSmallzz:
oh lord!
Which 1 b ashhh oh again oh

Mumu, o ti rotten bajebaje

Like joke like play , this dastardly act sef don come to stay.... Back in d days we were like ewww, awwww, iyanma.... Issokay!

ErnieSmallzz:
dnt thank me jae its just the truth,

Ewoo! U ds gal don dey taste that tin wey sweet pass honey like asshh oooshh awwsshh shey. God, Oya pls coman end DS world abeg

Even a goat will laugh at this one Spiritual konji+ eheh... Serious one here oh TB Joshua

Still thinking about how that will help raise my income and make my life any better oh.... Oops ! I gerit!! The gift abi? ... Barao!!!

Ahswear Google knows better

Ishilove oro yen de n run leti mi sha ... I mean, From the days of our great grand ancestors, a Woman outta wedlock or within wedlock getting fukced by a man she is not betrothed to has got her dignity (which is her pusssssssy cos that's all thats special most of y'all gatu offer) shattered. If u no like am dat way go jump inside zoo join force with lions and dem baboons... More than a billion Chinese wouldn't care less

20yes inprismet . Arise... kooooot!

STFUareyouG0d:
butch?

Cassidy?

MrsPhyno:
*in Obama's voice* I love you back

Mumu, shouldn't it be in Michele's voice?

Til then...

SafeDavid:
Preach it bro!

Lol. I see you Dave! Spread it tho..

Women are what they meant when they coined complicated, always have this at the back of your mind for every new partner you come by, "I'm here to learn something new. is a slogan to keep shielded in those grandiose thoracic muscles..

No matter how complicated,
She still wants you to be
a lover;

a kisser,

a mood setter (Netflix and all) ,


a cuddler ,


a listener


and ultimately; an absolute maafakxa!

As feminist and gender equality propagandist as she might seem or be, she still loves and wanta be handled, I mean; Get on top of her .Don’t force her to get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on ur cock like she's practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down
on her. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. **Eyes you up an dan** Mtseew. zthat was a bit too forward and irrithmical, brash and rash I know but Nigga it's that frustrating if u really can't give a good Fukc as a man! : Pheew, yo uselessly useless believe me you!

OK let's slow down the pace and make this a lil bit of logical...


First , as you get down to biznisDon’t gently suck her nipples and then pull back when she moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what
she wants. It’s not what THEYwant. OK, I know it’s scary.There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips .Don’t think of this as some schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of this
world OK, just drink coffee and gulp these alongside **Good boi ** ;

Yes oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like “I’m sorry – you just look so fukcking delicious. I’ll goslower.” Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman,and she responds well, and before long, you’re both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the topof her head. ((ode nie ni)) Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU’RE the man. Act like one.



It’s different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingersaround her pussy like you’re trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you aree impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at
some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her
pussssy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start
jabbing at things (Na paper u wan tear?) And if you really don’t know
what to do, ask her. Just ask dummmbbbo!! “How do you like it?”. that kain tin its a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. ((that's something I like about women, no beating about the bush ) If she’s being all coy, ask “Do you like
pressure? Is it sensitive?” The clitoris is a varied item indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything..

That leads us to the vantage sha ...


Mk I sing small nah

Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc

She say me haffi Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc

She say me doit dir dir dir dir dirty




Fukcing Tina on point nah nah


She deserves to be fukced Nigga, after all the hormones beat up, as soon as that pusee begins to weep and that body begin a wriggle, it will be sheer wikcedniz if you don't pound and bring her down to moments of silence after serial screaming !
Yes! , there are women out there who want to “make
love” every time – sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not themajority. The majority like to be pounded The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. ... The trick is When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it’s not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your
cocck around her vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up there. It’s because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuKck her harder OK, Don’t be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes – She could be a raging feminist bictch, but she still wants to be penetrated like you are planning on fuckcing her throat from the inside out . . .


Fukcing doesn't stop here, with practice, you build confidence; your own kinda finesse. As I hang my boot heading towards the aisle. Soonest maybe...