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Romance › Alice by bitchcrafts(op): 2:52am On Aug 11, 2016

Alice ; This is impossible

The Mad Hatter ; Only if you believe it is.

The major thing is that MEREDITH GREY didn't become a SURGEON & get to MARRY DR. McDREAMY by NOT studying.

However, REMEMBER!!

Life is made up of SPECIAL MOMENTS which makes it worth LIVING...

There are many cherished moments that are MISSED due to the STRESS and FAST PACE daily living...

We must slow DOWN and remember how PRECIOUS it is to be ALIVE and to LOVE...

WORK HARD , LIVE LIFE , MOVE ON!

Romance › Re: \What Next? by bitchcrafts: 2:28am On Aug 11, 2016

Only you can answer that question op

Romance › Re: Sexiest Woman On Earth by bitchcrafts: 1:21am On Aug 11, 2016

Olympus has fallen tho

Romance › Re: "The Looking Back Syndrome" by bitchcrafts: 1:19am On Aug 11, 2016

And the essence of this queries is... huh

Romance › Re: Greatnaija01, You Are An Angel by bitchcrafts: 1:17am On Aug 11, 2016

Takes front seat..
**grins**

Romance › Re: How Shld I Act On My First Night? by bitchcrafts: 10:25pm On Aug 10, 2016

Toothpaste sef don cost for market ...Nawa o

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Romance › Re: Wedding Night Survival by bitchcrafts: 7:51pm On Jul 31, 2016

AuroraB:
Ayam bad, I know
Day was, thank you.
Yours?

Likewise sweet, Have a terrific week ahead of u...

Catch u around later sha, probably when the mood is so tense as an e-adversary wink

Romance › Re: Wedding Night Survival by bitchcrafts: 7:38pm On Jul 31, 2016

AuroraB:
K'ole to yen. Torch ke
You need your 2 hands . Abi you don forget

Aurora is a bad girl iyah iyah oh... Ahgatchu jarey wink

Hope ur day was graceful?

Romance › Re: Wedding Night Survival by bitchcrafts: 7:02pm On Jul 31, 2016

AuroraB:
Torch in hand . Dude, seriously

Its a serious matter my sistah, Naija no dey carry last grin

Romance › Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by bitchcrafts: 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, u again? eno consign u!

Ehn Na, Issokay then, byebye! twas fun chatting wt u tongue

Romance › Re: Wanna Know More About Life?? (SEX-MORAL) Get In!! U Gonna Lve Dis! by bitchcrafts: 6:49pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if you suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offer's the other one.

*Incase you dont know, that was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everytin on a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer from "HIGH BP! :-]

3)B4 se*, u help each-other get naked, but after se* u dress only yourself.
MORAL: In life, no1 helps u 1nce u re screwed.

4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, everybody congratulates u. But nobody knws hw many times u got "SCREWED or get involved 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, sometymz it becomes HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 make his wife's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 make her guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha friends touches her STOMAch & say CONGRAT, bt none of d friends comes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!

m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me!

Stale tho.. Watsapp group tinz, no be so?

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Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 6:41pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
4 u, it is free

Awww... Oya chop kiss kiss

... Omo daada grin

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 6:31pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
okay 2mw den. What type of cake do u want? Isit Coconut cake, carrot, chocolate, marble, Rockbuns, queens cake, custard cake which 1?

I'll wanta HV a Tate of every evey, top to bottom grin

. Hope it's free?

Romance › Re: Some girls are very funny people by bitchcrafts: 6:21pm On Jul 31, 2016

007Nasky:
u ar a false maggician

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 6:16pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, pele. I din bake cake 2day mayb 2mw, u go chop?

Who no go wan chop a lolly girl's cake? of course, I'll gladly go all giddy at it grin

Romance › Re: Some girls are very funny people by bitchcrafts: 6:08pm On Jul 31, 2016

007Nasky:
I neva drank water 2

All join

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Girl/lady I Saw Yesterday by bitchcrafts: 6:04pm On Jul 31, 2016

Don't blame, it's the change season, might be a tactic at surviving...Biologically spking, an adaptashin for survaiva.

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Romance › Re: Some girls are very funny people by bitchcrafts: 5:59pm On Jul 31, 2016

ikp120:
Hahahahahahahahaha. I don't even have one

Not gf like d@ jor but gf like normal friend tongue

Romance › Re: Some girls are very funny people by bitchcrafts: 5:58pm On Jul 31, 2016

007Nasky:
xori bro. i neva ate dis morning

I thought u would lie...

Romance › Re: July 31st Is Orgasm Day! by bitchcrafts: 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2016

No wonder ernnieessmmaallzz was screaming my name d other tym grin

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 5:53pm On Jul 31, 2016

2BB4CB3E:

[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brutal-vietnamese-police-kicks-bus-passenger.gif[/img]

I'm sha d plis?

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 5:52pm On Jul 31, 2016

2BB4CB3E:

[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brutal-vietnamese-police-kicks-bus-passenger.gif[/img]

I'm sha d plis?

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 5:49pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
pickup lines? Advances at u? Screenshot of the advances or Adonbilivit

My mobile no fit do screenshot, Na one nokla not Nokia fone like d@engineered to surf NL only grin

so ne skwinshat! but u can start traversing the INTELLIGENT threads grin

I've cr38id if yo d@ interested.

Again, did u bake cake twodai?

Romance › Re: Some girls are very funny people by bitchcrafts: 5:37pm On Jul 31, 2016

007Nasky:
Hw do u knw

My magic no be hear oh... In fact, I can see you drank water this morning after eating is that not rice I'm seeing huh

Romance › Re: Why You Fall Asleep Within Minutes Of Having Sex And Why She’s Still Wide Awake by bitchcrafts: 5:34pm On Jul 31, 2016

HARDDON:
Tot I was alone here.
Just sit on my system working n watching em sleep like babes they r
Op's rash research is inconclusive

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 5:32pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
biko, bitchcraft go and sleep u af spoil.

Wait, how do u knw i bake cakes?

It takes one to know one ykno

That was yr pick up line that day you were throwing advances at me wink

on one of my INTELLIGENT threads tongue

Romance › Re: Check Out These Lovely Pre Wedding Photos Of Two Nairalanders by bitchcrafts: 5:27pm On Jul 31, 2016

I'm still not getting married this year love, all these sweet sweet fotos won't lure me.. ko Jo tongue

Romance › Re: Some girls are very funny people by bitchcrafts: 5:24pm On Jul 31, 2016

She's that high school girl u send on errands when ur gf comes visiting ... Mr. Akuma's daughter grin

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 5:18pm On Jul 31, 2016

ErnieSmallzz:
how will i not knw what orga.sm is

oh yes the sky,bird e.t.c

Its not about knowing it but understanding it by feeling the shock preceding the quirky erapshin... Oh, I forgot fingering and sukcing on the wonder plate could also cause tiggering of it's like, so maybe you've been near there for sure...my bad jarey

Did u bake cake today tongue

Romance › Re: Wedding Night Survival by bitchcrafts: 5:11pm On Jul 31, 2016

Be prepared for wedding morning sex then wink

, when the day will be crystal clear, the fluorescent light on , torch in hand to inspect the area, detecting every gimmick of foul play

Romance › Re: What 'll U Do? by bitchcrafts(op): 5:06pm On Jul 31, 2016*

ErnieSmallzz:
orgas.m? Be deceiving urself

anyway noting is sup oh

Do u even know what that is? The virgin that u are... ~~not~~ tongue

Anyway, what about the sky, the birds , the ceiling and the fan (if u have one)? tongue

Are they not up?

Romance › Re: Everything Is Just Falling Apart by bitchcrafts: 4:58pm On Jul 31, 2016

Its like a woman's breast. In the very early stage of it's development it gets standing, as time ;hands;scoldings and serial manhandling passes over it it starts falling down down, @ senescence , begins to drift apart ; cycle of life (nature)

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