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My laff don spread across the whole flat like staphylococcus for here oooooh!! Come see how ppl dey wonder 'he don enter craze'?!?!? Funniest thread of the century!! I hope somebody recorded that long catenation of laughter mk I use am mk small money on YouTube

Anyway, who be this Gandoki or is it Sandoski sef? Na German? Cos me I only know of Lewandowski oh and Na football hin dey play. I even hate him cos I'm a barca fan, every soccer fan should know why

and eerrm Kossyablaze, dis your friend fine oh, in fact, my hormones are already weeping for her like a saxophone. Hope say no be you dey there? My guy I no mind knowing her better oh, Ripe and plump is what we call this ...**Salivating**

Monalisa185:
Lol, you free to take it down hun...

I don did it

Monalisa185:
See fine alobam, even your throwback was a hit back to back

Thanks jarey, they re going down in like 5 4 3 2 sha

Monalisa185:
Cc alienstar sonoflucifer arewafederation xreal bitchcrafts frakdon

Oya all of you should come and post your B and W pictures ooo

I love these throwbacks sha. . I'll post latest later

I read this somewhere long long ago, probably 3 years ago.

Clean cut Lol!

Impossible? The word itself says I'm possible. *grins*

obiorathesubtle:
I don't really understand, but my answer is A

did u gerit finally? I don't!

When you just saw a ridiculously fat woman slip and fall, You say something like 'how wonderful'! Don't you? Exactly!

codedruns2:


Im an air hostess you know that. so ..

Oh OK, my bad. I was carried away. ..

2BB4CB3E:
wait i want to understand somtin
whats up with all these unnecessary grammar lmao
WHO ARE YOU GUYS DOING WORDS BATTLE WITH? ME?
you guys can be so funny sha lmao
he insulted the op, and if you go thru most of my past comments
am not someone that supports such statements
if i open a post and i dont like what i see,
i simply walk away!
i mean what will i gain by filing som1's post with negative comments?

Lol. egbon de oh, unnecessary grammar bii ti bawo?

Final words is we different ppl with ever conflicting status quo, modus operandi, principles and ideals, so we're bound to conflict but nothing should be taken personal as saying 'don't quote me again' , that statement gives me stomach ache seerisli!

codedruns2:
dancing in your face , lol, what do you mean by that ?

Lol. If the dancing/jumping persist when next I visit, I'll sure take a screenshot and let you see.

Are u here strictly business BTW?

ronald4lif:
Funny how you think you can intermeddle into my operations and inferring indirectly that I indulge in 'inconsequential' things then when briefed about my important engagements you dismiss it as unnecessary.

May I also inform you that your initial mention was unwarranted and it'll be appreciated if you quote me not furthermore as I actually find them unnecessary.

Just asking coz your inditing pattern is similar to his and I was never aware of any previous handle you've used before, not like I care sha just wanted to confirm if you're same person.

Lol. The thing was it was like u guys were taking things too seriously, so I felt I should babelize the situation by adding my own ' yangah ' Anything luciferous about that?

codedruns2:
do you mean the desktop or mobile ?

the mobiles look really good on my phone S6, the desktop is a big headache, though i am hoping to remodel it soonest

Ykno, first impressions last longer , I logged on the site and I went 'What' ? when the welcome page started dancing in my face... so your best so far is not enough. The heat (competition) out here is real ykno

2BB4CB3E:
Dude am used to haters!
if he was actually making a point, I will have entertained his rubbish!
Back then in school there was this guy that just hated me! For no reason he just didn't like me! Lol
Used to it!!!!!
@ luveU2 I have warned you!
Am not here to mess around with girls
Catch your fun elsewhere!

Lol. gee chill, I wasn't taking sides, its men's thing to go rough; they call it test of wits so he going petulant over something rather trivial didn't strike me, it was the approach and the tough words, Could slay if u ask me . Even defamatory af

ronald4lif:
Never stated I'm infallible, if there's anywhere you read anything to that effect feel free to point it out.

I don't know what you mean by "slugging out" but I have pressing and very essential day-to-day activities that consumes most of my time and indeed improve my general well-being and life.

This doesn't mean I'll be ducked when faced with confrontation especially when it's unsolicited for. There are times I'm elusive when subtly dissed but there are times I face it head-on and tonight is one of those moments.

You strike me like a certain deactivated princepinx, are you same person?

Since you've gotten my message I don't see any need for more story telling, but in all honesty , the mini autobiography of how you carry on with your life or how tight your schedule is wasn't necessary. It was fun to read tho, so thank you

I've been many things before pinceprinz it might interest you to know Lol, that said, why did you ask?

I be African man original , I no be gentle man at all. Just kidding ops got dope points, I can't imagine how some men could be so ridiculous as drinking to stupor on a date. Easy bruh, save drinking the brewery to the last drop for the Friday night out with your goons, we know you got the appetite of a stallion quite alright

ronald4lif:
Thought you boasted of having my time today? Why retracting and appealing for a 'ceasefire' so soon? You good-for-nothing misfit. Impersonator. Run along and switch to your sola handle while you soak your lonely frustrated self in tears. A life compounded with unprecedented misery. Buzz-off.

LoL. How brutal will you now be if you are slugging out something more consequential? I can't help but wonder. Easy tiger, the man in the mirror ain't infallible. #just saying.

ErnieSmallzz:
natural chocolate like?

Like lollipop U know what I mean so don't lawyer me for here you dis geh!

curvysola:
whats the meaning of money for clothes?

ha! you don't talk in moronese , ever? My bad! ... Anyway, money for clothes = money to buy clothes. Does that sound anywhere near your super duper English? The joke is already dead after all so NVM

skoloppy31:
Beware of dogs that eat balls has dessert

Thanks. So, who's the rabid dog here Lol?

ErnieSmallzz:
nope i dnt. Isit anoda type of cake?

Nope. it's English version is hemorrhoids/piles and u get it when you're too fond of confectioneries and the likes So stop eating too much cakes and go for natural chocolates instead

vicstar:
I crave money more money most money
All d money


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Boss

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, i knw, but i love them

. do you know what they call jedijedi?

Natotogokillme:
Mine is: Toto is sweeter than honey.

Ahswear Nah Toto go kill u

smellymouth's own must be : expert at using funny memes

ErnieSmallzz:
Okay.
Funny
Pretty
Cake-Lover
lazy
Dancer

hilarious set of habits here!

curvysola:
nice sweet friendly beautiful clothes freak

hardworking too? Money for the clothes

2BB4CB3E:
sue me!

Death by hanging, fear am!

ErnieSmallzz:
must u insult? I only asked a question. Nawa oh *sighs*

Sorry,drop ur line.

jonaifame22:
Suckn my gal feiends pvssy

Pussy always squirting for you?

JixNation:
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you Don chop today so

Na fast I dey fast.