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DucheSsMerezz:
And I heard you ain't sane .. Is that true?

lol. Every obsession , love esp flows with insanity and guess what? I just love bearing my mind lol.

I just got informed Adichie got a baby daughter recently tho, are u a fan too?

megareal:
Unfortunately, I can't agree. Never had sex on the first date but I know much about the dynamics of life. What works for u may not work for another. Life is so complex that there is never a hard cast rule on anything.

Surprisingly, my dikc is already hard for your deftness and conciseness. I'm sapiosexual like that walahi.

he be like; so na this thing wey wider pass the mouth of an hippopotamus na hin I been dey self denial for?

'Well, I love me too' has been the worst response so far

DucheSsMerezz:
I don't have one sire.

Wow! Nobody would ever guess you can actually talk

DucheSsMerezz:

I heard you're dumb real life. Explains a lot

Who missed op?

Maybe for your ego boost if ur down below is not doing enough justice to her weenie or you stink so bad she can't but just wanna exhale as fast as possible. Either ways , you ain't hitting it right and she can't stand u no more.

Babzilla:
I dont get she is not supposed to have a boyfriend and get fücked by her boyfriend because you guys are friends?

He wants to Fukc too gee and doesn't seem to be cool with the idea of being told how much his life sucks.

So u think joining the military is like bread and butter? Try your luck in any of em, you'll sure get a place for that course you studied. if u like, study Bsc.stupidity.

mhisbliss:
whatever but stay off my mentions i dislike people like you

You're now beginning to sound like a slowpoke miss and I don't think I will be able to tolerate your stupidity for long either. Mumu!

Except those of us that don't go for ghosts esp in matters of the heart

mhisbliss:
so God now care about alphabets invented by humans, are you his lawyer?

Well, don't you think you need paracetamol or hot banging to release some endorphins ? You're evidently so battered you can't get to apprehend the magnitude of ur utterances.

DucheSsMerezz:

What's your stress MissM?

PushPlay:
Oh yeah!
And what makes you think I didn't.

Its quite self evident mate. So, you did and she dey carry face up or what?

mhisbliss:
i have him in mine, and i just prayed some hours ago to him for protection from your kind

How will He answer your prayer when you disregard Him so much you can't start the word referring to Him in capital letter?

Hello, go open a consultancy shop op if yo this qualified in relationship issues... Just saying tho

mhisbliss:
God help your life

and you don't need Him in yours miss bliss? Anyway, is ur pusee up for the challenge?

PushPlay:
You really bored mehn... but that was a funny post.

Something like what you mentioned happened with me just last night with trapqueen.

Bruh, you just can't resist the temptation to hit the PM button while home girl was just having fun.

I'm working on my typing speed, not bored And your story is interesting really , so why didn't you tap on the pm button since u fancy her so? She's just a girl and its a guy like your humble self that will still get to Fukc her!

PushPlay:
So what's the shock about? Aren't you Nigerian..

I said I was just typing bruh

You must have had a whole lot of experience young lady. It must be so wide down there. No be so?

So, I've been on Nland for how many months now? Well, it's been enthralling so far and had learnt a whole lot about people and societies from the tumultuous pool of ideas that streams in here every second, my eyes focused on the romance section cos of the relative solemnity that reigns , the closer to heart rapport that easily unfolds and the unethical, highly ludicrous if you allow me level of mad fun that comes in handy like shocker waves unexpectedly when compared to other sections . So, you see threads running into hundreds of pages a times if the topic is that hot.

I have not only been intrigued, I've been shocked a whole number of times . But to ward off the assholes smoked on dope pipes that are ever ready to attack you for your vulnerability, I stomach lots but I knew someday , I'll have to regurgitate all I've stomached and laugh out loud for the world that don't care.

- When they're quick to judge; I'm like wow! there we go.

- When they comment with a dot only to come back and edit when it reaches FP ; I'm like oh Kay, let's see how many likes that's gonna attract.

-When a girl says a thing like 'people we like don't usually come for us, so we go with whatever that comes even if we don't like em' ; I'm like eww! that's whoritude , how much more does your life suck?

- When a girl is so free she expresses her fetishes and the guys just max up on her like ants that found sugar - I'm like ppl r this fkced up? Da Fukc!

When an average looking girl with normal features posts her pics to prove a point and some guys starts hyperventilating raising her to heaven seven; I'm like ,chill niggas she was just saying.

Anyway, NVM just testing my typing speed , You must be dead bored to even go through this sh!t

The niga's not bad tho. Could even pass for a model with that physique Ajuma Nasenyana is my witness

Yes nah, cos my imaginary Alsatian dog will like to take a lick of it.

ronald4ever:
Punk. When people with good body pigmentation are talking this blype-ridden troll too talks. Buzz off.

Oyinbo much much

shoot your ass out and kiss his ass widit, that's how we kiss in Niger Delta

You're finally free bruh! and I congratulate you on that
How to go about this is simple if you're gonna allow yourself to take it that simple
1.Don't loud it

2. Stop giving her more than enough, just enough to take care of herself and your kids should be OK for the maid she's to become now

3.You now hate her literally so, her food and her body is now poison to you

4. When you're to buy things buy only for your kids and buy inferior stuffs for her if at all.

5. You don't dare discuss this with her even if she starts complaining of your new I don't care attitudes.

6.Get a new and befitting mistress to satisfy your sexual urges with outside and start enjoying your life like a bachelor

7.Get a blueprint of the chats and all and keep it safe in case she's gonna go kaboom reporting you to those you both respect.

On the D-day expose her ass and tell everybody u didn't mean to do this if she hasn't taken it this far.

Everybody will praise u for being such a great man who wouldn't expose his wife's maladies no matter what, she packs out of the house in shame and you walk the rest of your life with your new found love like a boss. No story!

KingCheezyPuff:

Your own too much sef

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]If you don't keep you married tail outta my mentions!!!!!!!!!! [/color]

See shakara . Pretending as if yo not enjoying the attention , well done ! Its allowed

That puffy tho, typical of the ones I saw in the village of women processing cassava. That shi looked so overused and malnourished!