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By kissing my own hand I'm even addicted to it now. ![]() |
TrapQueen77:You are funny oh. Walahi talai |
Funny thread. All the girls just dey fume like say dem smoke dem. The churching part is something I can relate with tho. There shouldn't be less than 5 churches surrounding our house in Ibadan . Their shouting and generator won't allow you to have d much needed rest and news flash! Na girls voice dey predominant pass. This little experience alone would be enough for anyone with a semblance to have a permanent phobia for Naija babes. Na dem dey go church pass and dat still doesn't stop them from bitching around.. Hypocrisy at its peak. I don't blame dem exclusively, I blame d bad economy . Man must sha survive and you use what u have to get what u want . Na joke oh! No female should quote me! |
this is a lady's talk quite alright but its very inconceivable to me how some ppl can be so heartless as aborting a pregnancy that's already living. Dem suppose behead anybody wey go do that do sacrifice for Ogun festival ni with such flimsy excuse as being too proud to be called a babymama for any guy. O ya were ni, when you were moaning in sweet ecstasy that cool evening under AC enjoying raw sex, you no know abi? How much is condom? Bloody heartless assassin dem! ![]() |
You don madt op, Na soso u guys go dey deceive teenagers to seeing sex as the ultimate goal with your shiety guidelines instead of exposing them to life hacks that could lead em to novelty. Thunder wey go fire you still dey do press up! |
Thank God say person don stay there for like 3weeks and explored nearly every interesting place for there before, person for they feel say Na one kain heaven on earth. Descriptive power Awon tourist guide yii le so eyan do mumu sha... Personally, I prefer Calabar to any city in Naija save the Fct Lagos and home city sha ![]() |
He be like say your story true , so i go try talk sense this tym ... Now, Sheybi u are fukcing her too?... That aside, Guy man, if you know u can't handle the bills this her uncle is bearing better dey your lane and dey enjoy life as it comes. Don't complicate a complicated issue for yourself. From all indications yo still an hustling Nigga. If u know how to play your games right this 'uncle' can be helpful... Don't goan love up oh, its not good for your health, Na ladies dey love, Na brains niggaass dey get. Noff said |
SWITANN: and my lips gently embrace? I mean, you totally caught my fancy ![]() |
herbie27:tor! and which church is that? |
STFUareyouG0d:hahaha, me wey still dey build small small 6paxks wey never ripe nah hin you dey expect to carry heavy duty like say na one kain half bag of cement? Baba u wicked oh .. . But sure sure I sabi eat am like say my life depends on it if Na Amala or iyan. However, when it comes to furor/idi, I leawve am to God's able hand and ppl like u ![]() |
herbie27:What if I tell you that there are people that still roam about naked? There are! but insignificant when compared to those that roam clad in wears. BTW, I'm interested in your church stuff, do they perform virginity test on the parties involved before joining them in matrimony? ![]() |
herbie27:Why should you be putting up dos and donts in a relationship in the first place when both of you are obviously - not virgins?,'are adults' and 'serious' about the relationship you share in the first place? You don't have to set rules! Its unhealthy these days where sex is cheap to grab and everywhere like bacteria; Even the posters and the billboards you see along the highways and sideways are pointing in its direction. Are you still asking me about the magic those days when I already pointed out that some couples didn't even get to meet each other until their wedding night? Those days , the concept of keeping yo virginity until was also top notch. The times have changed and people's eyes don open. Na to dey enjoy sex from 15-50 dey on point now ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:Hahaha... See me see alakoba. Enjoy Wetin? Na die man if one don dey struggle all day only to meet another puzzle of a woman at home... I'm telling u, before person sort all those layers of fat finish, hard earned er.ection don go. Na superhumans like you's bukata xxxl ladies be . I no wan die before my time bruh, kontinu dey enjoy your 'struggle' watch dey go nothing do u ![]() |
Lol. What is serious in a relationship without all these?? Not even common kissing?? Abeg Abeg, no be 16century love wey husby no go sabi wife until wedding night hian! |
Mtseew! That's how they miss the opportunity of expanding their friend base (which is never too !much if u ask me) . And come to think of it, its not like op is some Deshauna Barber oh , with those brown set of teeth kwa! Odikwa uglee !!! |
Nice Nice Nice Nice... Good foresight ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:I actually googled it, and all the signals coming my way were pointing to the fact that thicks use style get body , and only masters like u fit handle all those dangerous curves
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I enjoyed all the commenters and commentators sha .. Nice movie! |
STFUareyouG0d:Ekun! Dagbolu... Make we no flog matter too much, I'ma pass ![]() |
jomagibs:and both of them copied from omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nonsensical-english |
I hate everyone equally. No prejudices at all ![]() |
codedruns2:Interesting af. Nice script, but the setting doesn't really sound 'Nigerian' , not animated to quench all my ero.tica thirst too tbh. But overall, I still score you 60. That's a very big point from a fastidious fellow like me ![]() |
'He who finds a wife, finds a good thing' abi , As husband don know wife and wife don know husband naw, Na to chop wedding cow remain. I can't wait! |
I like you and your post for only one reason and that is the fact that you made sure you didn't take another's glory, for that, you're an hero. 6.You also enjoy the benefit of increasing your family base by a factor of one;A girl that have friendzoned you could go any length just to make you happy so far you've created that impression of being a loyal friend. She could even go to the extent of supplying you with fresh fresh pussiiies among her female friends ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:Hope you never put your punishment rod inside? I no fit swim river Nile oh ...All those crocodiles eh! |
Oya clap for yourself oh... Me sef go board plane when going to play soccer tomorrow morning, hopefully I will meet a beautiful Nairalander too ![]() |
Kenneth205: ![]() |
This guy got commonsense. |
ppl have accused me of saying too much of 'dope vibes' or 'blessup' and of course 'ykno' . Those 3 sha |
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I'm even addicted to it now. 



That's a very big point from a fastidious fellow like me