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RomanceRe: Did You Ever Practice Kissing? How? Don't Lie. by bitchcrafts: 2:02am On Jul 17, 2016
By kissing my own hand grin I'm even addicted to it now. tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Lie To Guys Who Really Love Them by bitchcrafts: 2:00am On Jul 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
yes if she does strenuous exercises or maybe she don't have hymen at all tongue
You are funny oh. Walahi talai
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies(mostly Nigerian) Do This?? by bitchcrafts: 12:51am On Jul 17, 2016
Funny thread. All the girls just dey fume like say dem smoke dem. The churching part is something I can relate with tho. There shouldn't be less than 5 churches surrounding our house in Ibadan . Their shouting and generator won't allow you to have d much needed rest and news flash! Na girls voice dey predominant pass. This little experience alone would be enough for anyone with a semblance to have a permanent phobia for Naija babes. Na dem dey go church pass and dat still doesn't stop them from bitching around.. Hypocrisy at its peak. I don't blame dem exclusively, I blame d bad economy . Man must sha survive and you use what u have to get what u want grin . Na joke oh! No female should quote me!
RomanceRe: Babymama Or Abortion? by bitchcrafts:
this is a lady's talk quite alright but its very inconceivable to me how some ppl can be so heartless as aborting a pregnancy that's already living. Dem suppose behead anybody wey go do that do sacrifice for Ogun festival ni with such flimsy excuse as being too proud to be called a babymama for any guy. O ya were ni, when you were moaning in sweet ecstasy that cool evening under AC enjoying raw sex, you no know abi? How much is condom? Bloody heartless assassin dem! angry
RomanceRe: See How To Win A Girl's Heart In 7 Days by bitchcrafts: 3:47am On Jul 16, 2016
You don madt op, Na soso u guys go dey deceive teenagers to seeing sex as the ultimate goal with your shiety guidelines instead of exposing them to life hacks that could lead em to novelty. Thunder wey go fire you still dey do press up!
TravelRe: All About JOS The Sweet And Non Expensive Nigerian City! (exclusive Photos) by bitchcrafts: 3:35am On Jul 16, 2016
Thank God say person don stay there for like 3weeks and explored nearly every interesting place for there before, person for they feel say Na one kain heaven on earth. Descriptive power Awon tourist guide yii le so eyan do mumu sha... Personally, I prefer Calabar to any city in Naija save the Fct Lagos and home city tongue sha grin
RomanceRe: Could My Fiancee's Uncle Be Sleeping With Her? by bitchcrafts: 1:40am On Jul 16, 2016
He be like say your story true , so i go try talk sense this tym grin ... Now, Sheybi u are fukcing her too?... That aside, Guy man, if you know u can't handle the bills this her uncle is bearing better dey your lane and dey enjoy life as it comes. Don't complicate a complicated issue for yourself. From all indications yo still an hustling Nigga. If u know how to play your games right this 'uncle' can be helpful... Don't goan love up oh, its not good for your health, Na ladies dey love, Na brains niggaass dey get. Noff said
RomanceRe: Blackandwhite Picture Challenge! by bitchcrafts: 1:25am On Jul 16, 2016
SWITANN:
challenge accepted
kisskiss May I wrap my arms around your slim waist, while your neck
and my lips gently embrace? I mean, you totally caught my fancygrin
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be In A Serious Relationship Without Intimacy?. by bitchcrafts: 1:19am On Jul 16, 2016
herbie27:
You will both be subjected to a rigorous process, except you claim to be a virgin, bt if u're not and a born again christian, you're nt expected to have slept with the man you intend marring.
tor! and which church is that?
RomanceRe: What Color Underwear Are You Wearing Now? by bitchcrafts: 1:18am On Jul 16, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
This is all you need to do. Eat it like you don't care
hahaha, me wey still dey build small small 6paxks wey never ripe nah hin you dey expect to carry heavy duty like say na one kain half bag of cement? Baba u wicked oh grin .. . But sure sure I sabi eat am like say my life depends on it if Na Amala or iyan. However, when it comes to furor/idi, I leawve am to God's able hand and ppl like u grin
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be In A Serious Relationship Without Intimacy?. by bitchcrafts: 1:09am On Jul 16, 2016
herbie27:
Plz don't get me wrong.

In my church if you've slept with the man, the pastor won't join you cos is biblically wrong(sin).

In this century people still do that, i have seen.
What if I tell you that there are people that still roam about naked? There are! but insignificant when compared to those that roam clad in wears.

BTW, I'm interested in your church stuff, do they perform virginity test on the parties involved before joining them in matrimony? grin
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be In A Serious Relationship Without Intimacy?. by bitchcrafts: 12:59am On Jul 16, 2016
herbie27:
So confused here.

When you try these dos and don'ts with guys, they jst want to run away, and it leaves you wondering, bt at the same time you hear of people marrying and never touching their spouse up ontill the wedding nyt.

What's the magic they did?.
Why should you be putting up dos and donts in a relationship in the first place when both of you are obviously - not virgins?,'are adults' and 'serious' about the relationship you share in the first place? You don't have to set rules! Its unhealthy these days where sex is cheap to grab and everywhere like bacteria; Even the posters and the billboards you see along the highways and sideways are pointing in its direction.

Are you still asking me about the magic those days when I already pointed out that some couples didn't even get to meet each other until their wedding night? Those days , the concept of keeping yo virginity until was also top notch. The times have changed and people's eyes don open. Na to dey enjoy sex from 15-50 dey on point now grin
RomanceRe: What Color Underwear Are You Wearing Now? by bitchcrafts: 12:47am On Jul 16, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Brov, this is fun. They're actually the best. Don't you enjoy it when you have to struggle pulling their p@nties?

That's the only struggle every man should watch their woman go through
Hahaha... See me see alakoba. grin Enjoy Wetin? Na die man if one don dey struggle all day only to meet another puzzle of a woman at home... I'm telling u, before person sort all those layers of fat finish, hard earned er.ection don go. Na superhumans like you's bukata xxxl ladies be . I no wan die before my time bruh, kontinu dey enjoy your 'struggle' watch dey go nothing do u wink
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be In A Serious Relationship Without Intimacy?. by bitchcrafts: 12:37am On Jul 16, 2016
Lol. What is serious in a relationship without all these?? Not even common kissing?? Abeg Abeg, no be 16century love wey husby no go sabi wife until wedding night hian!
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Expect Your Number When They Do Something Small For You by bitchcrafts: 12:34am On Jul 16, 2016
Mtseew! That's how they miss the opportunity of expanding their friend base (which is never too !much if u ask me) . And come to think of it, its not like op is some Deshauna Barber oh , with those brown set of teeth kwa! Odikwa uglee !!!
RomanceRe: On Splashz.com You Can See List Of Opposite Sex Having Crush On You.. by bitchcrafts: 12:26am On Jul 16, 2016
Nice Nice Nice Nice... Good foresight grin
RomanceRe: What Color Underwear Are You Wearing Now? by bitchcrafts: 12:20am On Jul 16, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
don't pass sir. I offer her to you cheesy

Prettythicksme meet your new boo
I actually googled it, and all the signals coming my way were pointing to the fact that thicks use style get body , and only masters like u fit handle all those dangerous curves

RomanceRe: To Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by bitchcrafts: 12:15am On Jul 16, 2016
I enjoyed all the commenters tongue and commentators sha grin .. Nice movie!
RomanceRe: What Color Underwear Are You Wearing Now? by bitchcrafts: 11:51pm On Jul 15, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Bros, like Moses, I parted the Red Sea with my Rod of victory grin
Ekun! Dagbolu... Make we no flog matter too much, I'ma pass grin
RomanceRe: 12 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by bitchcrafts:
jomagibs:
Rashenaly cum see who steal ya post
My thought ??Oga u aint original bring ya own thread. Make una go see da original copy
www.nairaland.com/3224195/13-times-english-language-made
and both of them copied from omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nonsensical-english
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You So Much Respect And Adore!! by bitchcrafts: 10:21pm On Jul 15, 2016
I hate everyone equally. No prejudices at all grin
RomanceRe: My First Naughty Experience- Codedruns.com by bitchcrafts: 9:44pm On Jul 15, 2016
codedruns2:
The next day I was sore as Bleep, especially my inner thighs, my knees, and my jaw. But I masturbated several more times that day. I also had several bruises on my body from being smacked around and from having spent so much time on my knees.

I take immense pride in the fact that I outlasted a dozen and a half people. I felt like a sexual Jedi who’d just passed a final initiation test.

In porn, you don’t see all the logistics of moving about during a Group Intimacy, nor do you see the mess that gets made. And unless you’ve been in one with that many people, you have no idea how much grool and cum is produced and how much of it gets on the floor, the furniture, in your orifices, in your hair, etc.

hope you enjoyed it ?
Interesting af. Nice script, but the setting doesn't really sound 'Nigerian' , not animated to quench all my ero.tica thirst too tbh. But overall, I still score you 60. smiley That's a very big point from a fastidious fellow like me grin
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With Skarlett But Don't Know How To Tell Her by bitchcrafts: 8:37pm On Jul 15, 2016
'He who finds a wife, finds a good thing' abi , As husband don know wife and wife don know husband naw, Na to chop wedding cow remain. I can't wait!
RomanceRe: 5 Advantages Of The Friend Zone by bitchcrafts: 8:27pm On Jul 15, 2016
I like you and your post for only one reason and that is the fact that you made sure you didn't take another's glory, for that, you're an hero.

6.You also enjoy the benefit of increasing your family base by a factor of one;A girl that have friendzoned you could go any length just to make you happy so far you've created that impression of being a loyal friend. She could even go to the extent of supplying you with fresh fresh pussiiies among her female friends grin
RomanceRe: What Color Underwear Are You Wearing Now? by bitchcrafts: 8:19pm On Jul 15, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
I don free her tey tey. You can have her now
Hope you never put your punishment rod inside? I no fit swim river Nile oh ...All those crocodiles eh!
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Beautiful Nairalander by bitchcrafts: 8:17pm On Jul 15, 2016
Oya clap for yourself oh... Me sef go board plane when going to play soccer tomorrow morning, hopefully I will meet a beautiful Nairalander too grin
RomanceRe: 10 Top Beautiful Romancelanders (July 2016) - Photos Attached by bitchcrafts: 11:22am On Jul 15, 2016
Kenneth205:
Walahi cheesy
smiley
RomanceRe: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by bitchcrafts: 11:19am On Jul 15, 2016
This guy got commonsense.
RomanceRe: What Slang Word/phrase Do You Love To Use The Most? by bitchcrafts: 11:09am On Jul 15, 2016
ppl have accused me of saying too much of 'dope vibes' or 'blessup' and of course 'ykno' . Those 3 sha

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