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I’ve seen so many Naija celebrities but none of them fit make me star struck. Only seven living celebrities in this world can make me star struck, they are,
- De Lima Ronaldo
- Kendrick Lamar
- The Weeknd
- Cristiano Ronaldo
- Rihanna
- Andre 3000
- Lionel Messi

If you no dey this list, I fit see you for road pass you, dey waka my lane.

This almost happened to my mom, her car almost fell into the river and she was the only one inside. Thank God for her life.

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!!

Deheaded flows.. strange word, but textcees, I’ve beheaded those/
Who wants smoke?/ I’m one of the old folks/
Who designed scrolls/ and redefined the flows/ by revising trolls/
You new niggas hòes/ I chew you like food in my bowl/
Grown man bars ‘cause you bítches can’t take a joke/ let’s take a stroll/
Since I was fifteen I’ve been slaying folks/ I’ve been dòpe/
Did The Jig first then I slide through some more/
Been on vacation/ cause I seen too many nìggas hating/
Underrated but they know I’m one of the greatest/
I cremated textcees since back in the days/ now I’m back in the game/
Back to spanking the fake/ I script fire but y’all be lacking the flame/
Limerick is lame/ only time I feel that nìgga is when I’m smashing his dame/
And I don’t even hate/ Bìtch i’m just rhyming/
The smoke I’m supplying/ you rap nìggas all dying/
Let my rap get you inspired/ check the Benz that i just acquired/
I’m on fire/ you rap nìggas rather sing like a choir/
Got rich before rap money/ I get paid and smash honeys/ In Club Cubana, sippin’ Dom Pérignon and black honey/
I never lack money/ and I’m on your playlist/
Bags so big– I could fund a nation/
Stop playing/
You broke nìggas need fundraising/
I’m rich and sleek with it/ Tianshe wildin’ out lately ‘cause she might need a dìck/
I’d hit that but you better not turn on me ‘cause you been a bìtch/
or Imma bring horror to you live like DJ Switch/
Fūck kickin’ knowledge, I need these nìggas to kick a bucket/
She knows that I’m solid so my dìck she wanna suck it/
I’m the one they call when y’all can’t get shìt right/ so stop acting tough like you Jim Iyke/
On Facebook, I put Mikuz in a bag and took his shine/
Buried Fluxmind’s career. . . and wrote bars that chased the Dark away like Jim White/
It’s Giyaz, I script insane lyrics/ y’all lame with it/
I mastered my craft, y’all stuck up like enslaved nìggas/
Life ain’t fair but I don’t play victim/ I just grind and make millions/
Can never die if my money could pay for it/
Textcees hall of fame. . . I should be ranked with Ibime/ cos to be frank, I’m one of the greatest/
But y’all point-blank hating/
I’ve brawled legends/ have you forgotten quick?/
How I mauled Mailmalc on the front pages/ and put that nìgga in the news like Don Lemon/
My life’s a movie/ building an empire like Cookie/
Cause I learned the ropes that can hang a rookie/
You new niggas pussìes/ couldn’t take my shine if they stick diamonds on your head like Lil Uzi/
So be on the lookout/ I’m coming for you clowns/
Liricyst tied the knot but who gives a fúck? I’m breaking it loose now/ bring beef to dude’s house/
We got scores to settle. . . So these shots I’m sending will leave his bìtch wet like a shootout/
Back in the battlefield/ now tell me, who wants to battle who?/
Coulda battled Bruce. . . but imma pass cos he mid like ELYMAXiimus/
Ain’t that ironic?/ my bars are chronic/
Too iconic/ and quite demonic/
You call me a dìckhead cos you recognize your wife was on it/
Giyaz is too deep like he down with Satan/ and I will never change like the rock of ages/
Call me the savior of rap, you’re not mistaken/
and if a nìgga don’t believe, then he’s just a pagan!!


#Yazareth

Smooth!

arantess:
Salah>>>>>>ronaldo

Ronaldo’s 2 ballon D’or >>>> Salah’s football career.

Cristiano Ronaldo >>>>> Liverpool.

Bitchiamjay:
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Man I swear jealousy is just hate and love at the same time.
Like why should you envy my rolex’ must we have the same time ?
Reason I walk around with niiggas cause enemies always aim nine’
Then wait to sympathize with my pictures or maybe frame mine’
I’ve been staying woke, I don’t catch no sleep’
My niiggas at the doors, some at the window peep’
Eye blink and watch your enemies bite so deep’
Then show up at your funeral to weep ‘
I hate pretenders and I don’t regret saying it.
Niiggas claim they love it but really hate the shiit’
Oi and some wack rappers judging and dropping lame critics.
While their shiit so mocked-up like some fúcking fake títtíes
I know those niiggas above thinking at their head I’m aiming diss’
But don’t worry boys’
I’m just playing with rhymes like lorry toys’
Fúck it, y’all ain’t even got fuuckin choice’
Arrogant díck súcker screaming but no one hearing your cócky voice.
I’ just drink water and write lyrics’ guess that’s my skin care routine ‘
Show up here, hey some chicks and I’m off scene’
My dog cage cleaner than your church shoe, Yes! my dog cage so clean ‘
Registered that biítch in a women organization’ you can ask Pauline ‘
Last Christmas was awful maybe because my friend Renua dead’
Read her dad raped her at 7’ that’ was all I read’
Almost died of sepsis had it been the chemical released in bloodstream spread’
This fuuckin trauma she lived with for 26years made her dread.
Too bad she couldn’t beat her pain’
But Renua, we had plans to get stoned in France when we meet again’
I know you’re in a better place and I hope to see you soon’
So we could get high in the sky and listen to music too.

Miss you Renua! Keep resting Queen.

Tseeew! They should channel their energy in search of the Chibok girls.

Grew up listening to this energetic talented woman. I had Tender care and No No senor on repeat, Ngiyakusaba was like a national anthem in my house. in fact I still listen to her “I am a bad girl” and “Legends” album. This woman was ahead of her time, a futurist, woulda been bigger if she was still active. GOAT!

Tseeeew! God punish Malami

Ronaldo De Lima Nazario A.K.A El Phenomenon! The greatest striker of all time, one of the greatest players of all time. Woulda been the greatest player ever if it wasn’t for injury. This man made me love the game. If I no meet this guy, walahi my life never complete be that. Can’t wait to meet this greatness face to face.

Ronaldinho A.K.A The Magician! He brought entertainment to the game. The most skillful player ever. 100% Talent, he made his opponents look like children. One the greatest players of all time. You just can’t hate this genius!

Iyaebe:
The only pets I like are goats and sheep.Handsome man with no hit songs, may God pick his call.Men that loves pets are kindhearted.

Usher? No hit songs? In same sentence? You well so?

Wizkid has refined Afrobeat. Congrats to him and Tems. Well deserved.

Tyson Fury retained his WBC heavyweight crown on Saturday with a spectacular 11th-round knockout of Deontay Wilder as their trilogy fight delivered a boxing classic.

Wilder says Fury’s size was a problem for him to handle after he was rushed to the hospital.

In brief remarks, he acknowledged he had struggled to deal with Fury’s size.

“I did my best, but it wasn’t good enough,” said Wilder.

“I’m not sure what happened. I know that in training, he did certain things, and I also knew that he didn’t come in at 277 to be a ballet dancer.

“He came to lean on me, try to rough me up and he succeeded.”

In an epic battle in front of 15,820 fans at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, both fighters were knocked down on multiple occasions in an enthralling contest full of improbable twists and turns.

Fury looked to have gained the upper hand after flooring Wilder in the third round, only for the 35-year-old from Alabama to respond with two knockdowns that had the English champion clinging on desperately in the fourth.

But it was the bigger, heavier Fury — landing the cleaner and more damaging blows — who finished the stronger, and the champion had Wilder down once again in the 10th with a right hook.

Wilder responded bravely to that knockdown by wobbling Fury in return.

But the brutal energy-sapping nature of the fight, and Fury’s relentless physicality, finally took its toll on Wilder in the 11th.

With the American exhausted and on the ropes, Fury landed the decisive combination.

A right uppercut scrambled Wilder’s senses before Fury crashed a right hook into his opponent’s temple that sent the challenger tumbling to the canvas, barely conscious.

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/why-tyson-fury-defeated-me-deontay-wilder/%3famp

. I’ve got elite music taste tho.

Philipmems:
Who cares? The attention your parents don't give you is what this clown comes to collect/ attract on social media. You got into Oxford because your father is rich, not because you are intelligent. Clown.

Who do you this thing? Better cleanse this your alomo bitter heart with better herbal and spiritual cleanser.

mactoni91:
No doubt, Tems is good...

But you see this Wizkid, Davido and Naira Marley, Burna boy... They sing trash.

You wonder why these sets are ranked above the likes of Johnny Drille, Brymo, etc

Just stfu and leave your congratulations.

MCMLXXVI:
Are you minding the dullard?
Maria's 13% multiplied by 3 never still reach Whitemoney's score oh, and Maria had this shitty percentage at a week she was up against Queen, SAMMIE, JMK and Cross. And Sammie even got 10% that week. Fawcking Sammie.
Maria fans have got to be the biggest, emptiest but loudest losers in BBNaija history

They were forming posh and their madam LOST against Queen, a housemate that only came on the show 2 WEEKS AFTER their Maria
Their madam was disgraced out of the Big Brother house and all they could do was troll aimlessly.
But wait oh, who dem wan troll? is it the WhiteMoney that is currently enjoying his 90 million naira worth of winnings and would never even get to visit Nairaland and read their trash? Is it the WMG that successfully destroyed them by rooting for Queen and Cross?

These people are LOSERS, through and through

BLAAAAADY XXXL CHOKE LOSERS

Gbegirsoup:
Mercy had 44% according to you and Laycon topped that and broke records.

With the way y'all pigs bragged, we were expecting 80%. What happened?

Still under 50%

Shame on y'all..

You were expecting 80% without sms votes? Where the hell are these clowns crawling out from bikonu?

Gbegirsoup:
85% in ya dreams..

Na this wan una wan use console una self from the embarrassing %?...

Stfu! Mercy had 44% even with the SMS votes, only Laycon and Efe had more votes than Whitemoney. Maria and Pere votes this season combined no even reach 47%. You should be ashamed of yourself and Threebear.

Gbegirsoup:
Abeg shift.

No go hug transformer oo

Threebear and Gbegirsoup in the mud

Liquorose fans SHAME!

Liquorose’s over confidence go soon disappoint am in the next 30 mins.

OGdaddy:
How much do you want to bet?

90 million.

OGdaddy:
pere is going to win the show.

The hand writing is already on the wall.

Tell me you know you’re lying without telling me.

It’d be a big shame if Pere should top Liquorose. How can you come with 720K followers yet couldn’t make top 2 lmbdo. Well, congrats to Whitemoney in advance. Well deserved win.

And they suspended my account for just silly auto correct mistake.

This song been on repeat for days.

Antoeni:
Tonto should forget her. For writing this early, this apology Seems sincere. Even though its Dangerous & Risky to Trust a Yoruba Man.

Mr Bobrisky, Now ask God for forgiveness and promise Him to go back to being the man He created you.

lol nah, Bobrisky’s gender really be fvckin with y’all