₦airaland Forum

TheEndless:
Nobody really gives a fvck how you make your money, just make your fvckin money and use it to strategically buy people!

either its drugs or fraud or the combination of the two, get make sure you get money.
Everybody just want to eat

fullclub:
https://www.nairaland.com/7889678/experience-uk-since-japa
if you don't have your complete fee, living expenses, full house rent... even if you are with dependant please don't embark on this journey.
this advice is irrespective of what anyone might have told u.

getting Job in uk is now hard for migrant
i was deceived by some Nigerian fools here.. when i came in i saw the reality.

Can't stop others just Because of you're current facing.

Wujio:
God bless you for this transparent feedback. Deeply appreciated. I am currently in the mongroves in the hinterlands in Nigeria. Whenever i am broke, i can get tomatoes, fufu, cassava, garri all on credit with cash and plenty of kindness to go with it. Ill appreciate my bliss.

some times, it's best to aspire beyond our bellies. Don't eat through your future. Strive to live beyond Nigeria

fullclub:
landlord are refusing to give out their houses to student.. especially to family couples.
they require you to make 6 months upfront or come with a uk guarantor
this is my observation

imagine paying 5m for house rent after spending all your money in nigeria.

I can even build a 5 million naira house here.
But then, you trip can be seen as a investment

a4cube:
I don't know if its you or not, can't even remember the section I saw that post. Meanwhile if it was you, why do you think my post is mocking you? Nevertheless, if you actual did give away before probably during gej or bubu and now you voted to lose your job then you don't need anybody to muck you. You suppose muck yourself for your stupid decision that turned you to online begger. You deserve no pity. Mumu

No one wins internet trolling, the words will die away just like several other non-value -adding alphabets on nairaland.

Jewessgratitud3:
Na so. Be deceiving me you hear?

Oh. My God why. Why is your beauty distracting me. Chai see beautiful woman

Jewessgratitud3:
I've chewed gum but they are still big.

I did some facial exercise last night that is supposed to work by morning and I just woke up now to see they are still there staring at me.

Modified

Why una dey laugh? I don vex.

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life

KnowledgePower7:
One time I meet Dbull in Ojuelegba
He was looking like bus conductor that hasn't eaten for 2 days...

The Nigga really surprised me

One day the guy go blow na... Wetin u dey think

Marynwachukwu21:
They really do have turn off but some don't have,that's why when some ladies tries to touch them they first of all examine her

you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life

a4cube:
I saw a post where somebody was begging for food money that he lost his job. I quickly run the opay account number on my mobile banking app and I was not disappointed.
I followed by checking his previous post, I wasn't disappointed also.
He is still an agbodorian as at today.

Anyway hope the person he was begging lhis fellow agbadorian) will help him sha.

Its probably my post. Well it's part of life when people make mockery of people's difficult times.
Put it at the back of your mind that life goes beyond nairaland and politics.

I have had to help several other people without thinking about who they are or where they are from

FreeLine:
Fornication is a sin.

If you do it from the back it's not a sin because you won't see her face as you are doing it

siant:
Why 7 days? I thought 8 days make a week AND

NairaGPT I can help you redeem the cards

Men don't have turn off.they just want to smash and pass

Princessdainty:
If you like yourself as a woman, don't birth kids for an irresponsible man.
If you're selfish like a goddess, don't let the society and religious dogma make you use your uterus.
A black Woman with more kids than her capability will cry at dusk.

Without the doubt money is very important.
But then I believe when two people are both working, it's easier for both spouse to support each other and cover up their lapses. When the husband doesn't have, the wife will have.

You have to grow together instead of saying a man is irresponsible. The economic realities and capabilities of the Nigerian man isn't friendly.
A goddess is never selfish, perhaps you do not understand the characteristics of a goddess

stasius:
So you will eat 4 dollars for one week?

Una strong!

Wetin man go do

damiloladuke:
I just spent that now 😂 😂 😂

bless me Oga mi

Myer:
Dey fast and pray. Food for your spirit.
As flesh dey hungry, spirit dey belle-full.

till when

To think there some people surviving on 3k in a week sha. Some times even nothing.
I pray things change for the better,

Last year was not like this

Antoeni:
Biafra Chief Of Army Staff Run Leave Motor
Biafra IPOB Should Call on The God of Israel to Fight For Them, Mumu People

If na you shey you no go run

Xscape1993:
It is only in Nigeria you find agberos, touts, drug barons, strange men, certificate forgers, B.H founders and sponsors and fraudulent people in power.

It Is the shape in all society. The honest men dont aspire to high places where real decisions are made.
Its a world for the crooked

Xscape1993:
All the enemies of the world will be wipe out from the surface of the earth very soon...

Na so e dey easy?

Mr baker

Carcholce:
I cannot work for another man! Rich kid like me. In 2022 I broke up with a lady because her job was to clean adult asx. The same adult asx She would not clean in Nigeria.

I am telling you this from fact, 99.9 percent of Nigerian men do not like abroad but Nigeria where they feel like a king. The majority that would care to argue this are the percentage that can sell you to a white man for mere recognition while the others are married men.

(Anyone that can guess correctly why I said married men has won the sum of 10 thousand Naira)

Please provide your answers with facts and statistics!

Married men oftentimes make poor choices, as time goes on those poor choices are used as a motivation for single unmarried eligible male.
They feel if not because they are married, they would have excelled well outside Nigeria. They feel marriage brought alot of burden and tied their opportunity of leaving 9ja.

So if you, a single unmarried eligible-bachelor say you are coming back from abroad to start a new life here, they'll tell you, you are making a mistake.

I have been using opera Mini browsing for over 2 months now.

Life is funny. People that honestly need the help don't get it but people who aren't sincere always have an upper hand.
Over these years I have noticed this trend in life and not just on nairaland. If you have a genuine idea or need help, it's always very difficult to find favor, infact many obstacles will come up and people will call you a liar. They also label you a begger.

But when a liar brings forth an idea to swindle people, he is well accepted and doesn't go through much hardship to get what he needs. They seem to get lucky with their devious plans.

Its unfair because it's as if life and people subconsciously favour devious plans. Just an observation.

LionTiger:
Aboki way! Everything is underage.

Nigeria belongs to the north, they decide who becomes what in Nigerian.
Whoever dominates the executive arm of government and the security arm decides the country