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Politics / Re: Betta Edu: Oyedepo Prayed For Me To Become Minister by biyiadewole(m): 7:50am On Dec 09, 2023
You were appointed as a minister in a government that your papa vigorously campaigned against? Nigeria Christianity is something else

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by biyiadewole(m): 8:37am On Sep 15, 2023
Yes I got the alert! Thank you so much bro.
afroman23:


7k sent. Can you confirm. Screenshot below.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by biyiadewole(m): 8:33am On Sep 15, 2023
Dundalk:
you got what you want and couldn't come back and confirm you have gotten the fund..

I'm so sorry i took me long time to confirm. I mispalced my android phone even though I got the sms alert on a small phone but It took me a while to realise its from you. Indeed I got the alert and I am so grateful to you. Thank you so much for your kindness. God will continue to uplift you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by biyiadewole(m): 2:18pm On Aug 13, 2023
What a kind hearted person you are!
I have post my account too as we are all in need one way or the other.
0037098323. Adewole A.C.
GTBank.
Better late than never.
Thanks for the ones u have done. God bless u
Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by biyiadewole(m): 7:14pm On Sep 25, 2022
Cardinality
School of Science, Ile -Ife. 1990s

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Crime / Re: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by biyiadewole(m): 10:26pm On Apr 13, 2022
The answer lies in Abraham Maslow hierarchy of needs. It is human nature as lower level needs takes precedent over higher level needs.
Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by biyiadewole(m): 9:36am On Mar 05, 2022
quote author=pufframmy post=110742259]PLease any one Currently in Paris or going to paris for Easter that can help me get
Effiel Tower statue the one with Light decoration
please kindly signify.
thanks I will be glad i will pay for it[/quote]
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 8:21pm On Dec 18, 2020
humble26:
They called my staffs two weeks ago.
Till now no alart.
My dashboard has no issues.
Everything verified..
Still yet nothing nothing.
Ok ooo
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Almost same here. They called some of my staffs early this week. No issues on my dashboard, everything verified. Still no alert.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 4:53pm On Dec 01, 2020
copyrites:


Am I the only one seeing this (yet we haven't been paid)?


Account status - all verified
BVN status - all verified.
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I just noticed it too.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 9:02am On Nov 26, 2020
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deckylord18:
Those people disbursing the fund are idiots...

Why creating such irritating atmosphere with haphazard payments..

Must they embezzlement money via any little opportunity..

What was the essence of giving deadline for registration??
People's account are due to be paid, but to disburse the fund is now an issue.
As for the focal persons involved to clear their states especially STUPID ABIA STATE, i don't blame him. Psychopaths!!!!


This guy said it all. What is the reason behind these confusing method?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 10:50am On Nov 20, 2020
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Akin51:


As it is now, nobody can even explain exactly what is going on.We lack customer service support here in Nigeria.
Some of us as been called yet no payment. While some are not even called at all.
I even heard some they only called d business owner and all are paid.
If you go to there Twitter handle you will not get a tangible ans. They don't even respond


The thing tire me my brother. They don't even respond. The truth is like I said earlier, some will be paid truly but majority will not. The goal is just to at least say they paid not minding it will not go round. The remaining billions, we all know what will happen to it.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 8:22pm On Nov 19, 2020
Tobioba1:
Did they call today self.

No. I've never been called by them
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 7:24pm On Nov 19, 2020
favoryourl:


Bros Abi na babe abeg cool down this forum na for Pple when apply for survival fund. Abeg shield ur sword or better still create a thread for *end Sars*

E be like say dem no credit anybody today
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 8:53am On Nov 19, 2020
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biyiadewole:
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Please has anyone from Osun state been paid?

When I reviewed their Twitter posts I discovered that they prioritize those Artisans beneficiaries which are mostly offline and only by association more than Pay Roll support scheme is is exclusively online registration
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 8:29am On Nov 19, 2020
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HRprof:


Okay that answered my early question .
I check their Twitter handle almost everyone is reporting removal of employee details .
Maybe it's an error on their website .
Checked mine this night discovered same.


Please has anyone from Osun state been paid?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 1:39pm On Nov 18, 2020
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Akin51:
Pls what does this mean,I was called yesterday, checking my dashboard today.my employees status as been remove

I or any of my employees have not been called but when I log on today I discovered they have removed names of my employees from the dashboard.

I also noticed my business CAC status have been verified.

What could these mean?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 1:34pm On Nov 18, 2020
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skyjammy:
Hello house, can anyone help me with the url or functioning link to access my dashboard, after the upgrade I haven't been able to access my dashboard...thanks.


https://www.survivalfund.gov.ng/auth/login
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 9:22am On Nov 18, 2020
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Aleboss:
Please, does anyone with access bank account credited? 6 of my employees have been credited

Which state are you?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 5:10pm On Nov 16, 2020
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This survival fund of a thing is just a political propaganda by the Buhari government. It's not new, otherwise by now according to them, the money should have been paid. I even thought after the protests they will fast track it but hell no. Don't get me wrong, some selected few will be paid but majority will not. The fact that you're called by survival fund representative is not a guarantee that you or your staffs will be paid. It's better to put mind off it and be paid than to put your mind and be disappointed. It's like the government saying they want to pay money for all people who are affected by covid 19 but doesn't want all people to apply. The relief package in advanced countries catered for nearly 98% of their respective citizens. Unfortunately we don't have a working system here. We never had and I don't think we will ever have
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 9:51am On Nov 12, 2020
Euchre2020:


A lady actually called me yesterday o, she asked me if i am the business owner, i said yes, she asked the business location, i told her. she asked number of staffs, I said five instead of six. i was too overwhelmed, as in, i nur know when i talk 5. hope it won't affect my employee's pay ooo.
i was called by an Hausa Lady.
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Which location is your business
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 8:21am On Nov 11, 2020
Tekzyflex:
I weak!! Meanwhile the money is just there just to disburse is the problem.
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Naso this year go end like that. Dem no go pay anybody ��.
#audisurvivalfund
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 4:38am On Nov 10, 2020
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Tekzyflex:
Lagos , Kano and Abia States will produce more beneficiaries than any other state and the Federal Capital Territory in the sharing of the Economic Sustainability Plan ’ s N 75bn Micro , Small and Medium Enterprises Survival Fund.
This was contained in an updated report of the Federal Government on the implementation of the survival fund scheme on Sunday.
The Senior Special Assistant to the Vice President on Media and Publicity, Laolu Akande , confirmed the report .
Justifying the government ’ s decision to pick more beneficiaries from the three states , Akande explained that Lagos , Kano and Abia State had more MSMES activities than the remaining states.
According to the distribution pattern contained in the report , for the Payroll Support , Lagos will get 25, 000 beneficiaries ; Kano gets 17, 000; Abia gets 16, 000; while other states get 13, 000 each .
For the General MSME Grants , Lagos gets 3, 880; Kano – 3, 280; Abia – 3 , 080; while other states get 2, 640 each .
For free Corporate Affairs Commission registration, Lagos gets 9, 084 beneficiaries ; Kano – 8, 406; Abia -7 , 906; while other states get 6, 606 each .
For the Artisan and Transport Grants , the 36 states and FCT will get 9, 009; while for the Guaranteed Offtake Stimulus Scheme, Lagos gets 3, 880; Kano – 3 , 280; Abia – 3, 080 and other states 12, 640 each .
The report indicated that Abia , Lagos and Kano states were separated from the others in the distribution of slots for beneficiaries because of their special status in the MSMEs space , having a larger concentration of small businesses in the country.

These are just stories. When are they paying is the Koko thing jare
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 9:59am On Nov 05, 2020
SamJed:
My employer just received phone call from a survival fund rep now
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What did they ask him? Are they going to calling the employees too?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 10:23pm On Nov 04, 2020
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lincDzinc:
Has anyone done phone verification yet? A few applicants received phone calls from survival fund reps earlier.

You don't mean it! Really?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 1:20pm On Nov 04, 2020
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aycorporat:
Please guys will this payroll support thing still work as it is taking too long than expected

I doubt it too. Maybe they will start paying by January 2021
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 1:25pm On Nov 03, 2020
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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 8:13am On Nov 02, 2020
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kel4soft:
When to know you are due to be paid.


When exactly are they paying. It's really getting tiresome
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 7:04am On Oct 30, 2020
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pneumaticos:


Bro

Since it's a payroll thing

Only one account can be credited

Or am I missing something



Please when exactly are they paying?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 11:24pm On Oct 27, 2020
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lincDzinc:
Good evening all,

Another batch was just fully verified - Emoloyers and Employees.

Kindly check your status.

Regards.

Checked. Still the same. Please how are you privy to this information?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 11:23pm On Oct 27, 2020
Good evening all,

Another batch was just fully verified - Emoloyers and Employees.

Kindly check your status.

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Checked. Still the same. Please how are you privy to this information?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 12:54pm On Oct 27, 2020
neoclassical:
Same thing mine has been showing since yesterday.

In all of these, who has collected money? Who has been paid? If not when should we expect to be paid?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by biyiadewole(m): 7:22am On Oct 27, 2020
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neoclassical:
Please my Business account was showing verified but later changed back to captured. All my employees details are still showing captured. What could be the reason for the sudden reversal please?

I just discovered my Business account changed to verified in the midnight but my employees account are still in captured status

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