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Beaf:
What is the purpose of this gutter tripe? One can only sit back and weep for some mothers sha.

Gutter tripe?! This is assuming you either:

A. Cant read; or

B. The point(s) of the post flew over your head; and/or

C. You got your head so far up President Jonathan's aszz that you think any suggestion that anyone else can vie for the seat of President (which You mistakenly think is Jonathan's Throne) is an affront on Your beliefs!

  Dude, anyone/everyone that is qualified should be able to vie for/and become President---- including an Ibo! Why do they have to wait till 2015? Why cant (if everyone wants to really be fair, and really want the Ibos to feel a sense of belonging) it be "Zoned" to the Ibos TODAY, THIS VERY MINUTE?!?! I believe, to a large extent I know how Nigeria works, from reading about it day in day out on this forum and discussing with folks. Lemme tell You what I feel will happen when it is the turn of the Ibos:The other groups will mastermind something that will turn the rest of the country against the Ibos and make them seem unreliable and untrustworthy i.e a coup. I know this, you know this, we all know this. If you really want fairness (the way yall seem to practice in Nigeria) have two Ibo candidates this year, let the winner rule for 8 years, then let the whole "may the best man win irrespective of tribe or religion" shiyyyt start in 2019!


P.S: Now, WE know whose mother should be wept for!

mukina2:
He Is from France, English is not his first language

Really!?! Why the hell did I think for a hot minute that he looked like a mix of Japanese, Korean and Tibetan!? No, shiytt he French! I believe even a soccer novice woulda guessed that by now! All I asked was for u to see the fun they were all having; I wasnt asking for a Geography/History/Lineage lesson!

Justcash:
Yeah I agree with you. It takes Googles and experience *Like the one you have* to recognise such men. No wonder it took you seconds to recognise what took me months to recognise in BK male babe. I was mistaken to even think you could be a genius, when you gat a Geeky, "siss'y" detection google on. " *Wondering how the heck I even typed the Genius for you* . Sorry for calling you a genius, it won't happen again.
"Instant "S"Issy" detector" is a better name for you. Lil wonder why you gat the biological/scientific names of "Si'ssy" features in your palms e.g Oestrogen in Men? *Just got to know that it is a feature of a Sissy* Hahahahahhahahahahaha! 

Dude, seriously, do u menstruate like 24/7? Most biyytches I know bleed like, tops, 5 days a month! you even got a gal (Googles) calling you out, and, look at you, shameless Mountain-Goat, ure going to war with a female! SMH!

Lol. The ONLY IBO on earth who seems foolish enough to believe this crap happens to be OnlyFOOL, uh, my bad, ONLYTRUTH! Beast, low-self esteemed cretin, House Nigga, Coon, Buck, Pickanniny, Sambo, Uncle Tom, Mandingo Negro, Sasquatch. . . . What other names can I call u, u unrepentable tribalist?!? The desire to hurt a certain people cant let you see past your nose; cant let u realize ure being bamboozled. Fool! What is good for the gander is good for the goose! If 2011 is good enough for "them", dont u think it is good enough for the Ibos?!! Imbe*ci*le!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=507378.msg6695910#msg6695910 date=1283598599]Very funny. . . .why did you choose to run away from nigeria , Is that too big  for you to answer ?[/quote]Yo, Bluetooth, wuts up wit you?! lol. Let the poor dude be. lol. you got me cracking up here. lol

This is one of the funniest things Ive seen in ages. I meant to post it on the sports section a while ago (Posted it one one of my Politics posts).

Laugh ur hearts out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X019maQyLqY

abadaba:
Am not sure you read this thread from the early stages before you joined. The reason why Anioma state was not created was some how discussed by Mr Uweh. This thread is one of the best threads this year. It brought out the best in Igbo and Ijaw/Kalabari best brains together. Ricky, Ezeagu, Naijaking, Ow11, Andre Uweh, Ibime, Ezeuche, Dede1, Komando, Asha80, ChinenyeN, Obiagu etc. You can't beat them.

Hahahahahahahaha. The bolded are part of ur "best brains"?! lol. Seriously, while the others have some kinda smarts (no matter how limited) DID U REALLY INCLUDE KOMANDO TO THE LIST?. hahahahahahahaha.lol.

Ibos eating killing kidnapping Ibos, Oh so surprising! They musta learned it somewhere else!

EzeUche22:
Enough calling the nigga a hispanic. This dude be akata of Yoruba origin. Call him akata and the guy goes crazy.

Ibo man, u think? lol. Who cares wuteva slangs u man eaters call ur superiors?!? lol

[quote author=komando. link=topic=508143.msg6691405#msg6691405 date=1283516717]@ OP
Good! You have stepped into the trap.[/quote]lol.  What trap? this fool, u stil havent killed urself? Read thru your last 250 posts. . . . .  Do now see that ure an nitwit? lol. Damn, why isnt Hitler alive today just cus of the likes of u?!

And

Aigbofa:
If brain transplants were possible, you will be a great candidate for such a procedure.

Preferably that of a Billy-goat. Any higher animal/species would short-circuit his body. . . . which wouldnt necessarily be a bad thing. lol

[quote author=komando. link=topic=500126.msg6692129#msg6692129 date=1283524297]An uncle of mine used to say that such existed. He[b] sayed t[/b]hat the Ogonis always allign with the Igbo in everything eg when they aligned with Odilli, no matter what Edwin Clark said.  I doubted the statement, but having heared an Ogoni son talk about the same special relationship in this thread, I am very happy.[/quote]This Uncle of yours that SAYED that such existed, did he also KNOWED that you are a mo.ron that cant spell for shiyyt!?! U think he has HEARED or HEARD of your imbecil*ity on the net?!?!

P.S: MAKE SURE YALL CLAIM THIS MAN AS IBO THE SAME WAY YALL CLAIMED CHIWETEL EJIOFOR WAS IBO AND NOT NIGERIAN. . . . . . .





ICE: Heroin Smuggled Into US In Books
Man Who Hid Heroin In Books On Run, Say ICE Agents

POSTED: Monday, April 26, 2010
UPDATED: 2:39 pm EDT April 26, 2010
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DETROIT -- A man convicted of smuggling high school books filled with more than $150,000 worth of high-grade heroin into Detroit went on the run just days before his sentencing.
Federal agents were led to Roland Uwazurike in 2008 after immigration and custom enforcement officials at a loading dock in Memphis, Tenn., intercepted a shipment of the deadly books, which were headed for Detroit.
US Immigration and Customs Enforcement Special Agent Brian Moskowitz said the sellers intentionally choose to package the books in high school texts, such as history and religion books.
"This stuff is poison and to associate it with books that kids use is just incredible," said Moskowitz.
Customs officers ripped apart the books after noticing something suspicious about the bundle.
"This is not one of the books but it's just an example -- it has a certain rigidity to the cover, in this case. In the CBP officer's experience, the cover wasn't as rigid as it should have been," said Moskowitz.
Undercover DEA agents went to deliver the packages of books to Uwazurike's Detroit home, and that's when they arrested him.
He was charged and convicted of drug charges after trying to smuggle more than 2 pounds of heroin into the country, said federal agents.
Uwazurike, who lives on Longacre Street in Northwest Detroit, was last seen in the city in December 2009, just days before his sentencing.
Uwazurike is a Nigerian national and is known on the streets as "King Roland." He is described as black, about 6 feet tall and 240 pounds.
"I have very little doubt that he's continuing to try and do what he did here," said Moskowitz.
Police believe he is still in Detroit. Anyone with information is asked to call the U.S. Marshals Service immediately.
Moskowitz said this case is particularly disturbing because it was hidden in books and targeted for a very specific audience.
"People are doing this for a profit. Smuggling drugs is not a crime of passion; people are doing it because there is money to be made," said Moskowitz.
Moskowitz said heroin especially is becoming more and more popular with teenagers.
A metro Detroit teen, who wanted to be identified only as John said he first tried the powdery substance in high school.
"The first time I did heroin it was free. They gave me two packs and said, 'Hey, try this and if you like it come back tomorrow -- it's only five bucks,'" said John.
Watch: Drugs Found Smuggled In Textbooks

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slap1:
Live with it, use subtler words, create your own Forum or hug a transformer.

Hhahahahahaha. lol. HAhahahahahaha, *DEATH*

Aisha can u give me a name to send money to u or whoever via western union? And how do I send u private messages instead of putting all of this (my intentions) on the net ?

slap1:
Are u spoiling for a cyber-war with bk/babe? Are u ready?

Lol. I retired bigger imbeci*les than this monkey! I chose to ignore him mostly cus it aint even worth it! Fool replies his ownself. . . . it'll be like slapboxing the hell outta severely, undergrown, kwashiorkored and malnourished Biafran kid; why waste the effort?!

God did not create the universe, says Hawking


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By Michael Holden – Thu Sep 2, 9:08 am ET
LONDON (Reuters) – God did not create the universe and the "Big Bang" was an inevitable consequence of the laws of physics, the eminent British theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking argues in a new book.
In "The Grand Design," co-authored with U.S. physicist Leonard Mlodinow, Hawking says a new series of theories made a creator of the universe redundant, according to the Times newspaper which published extracts on Thursday.
"Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist," Hawking writes.
"It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going."
Hawking, 68, who won global recognition with his 1988 book "A Brief History of Time," an account of the origins of the universe, is renowned for his work on black holes, cosmology and quantum gravity.
Since 1974, the scientist has worked on marrying the two cornerstones of modern physics -- Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, which concerns gravity and large-scale phenomena, and quantum theory, which covers subatomic particles.
His latest comments suggest he has broken away from previous views he has expressed on religion. Previously, he wrote that the laws of physics meant it was simply not necessary to believe that God had intervened in the Big Bang.
He wrote in A Brief History , "If we discover a complete theory, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason -- for then we should know the mind of God."
In his latest book, he said the 1992 discovery of a planet orbiting another star other than the Sun helped deconstruct the view of the father of physics Isaac Newton that the universe could not have arisen out of chaos but was created by God.
"That makes the coincidences of our planetary conditions -- the single Sun, the lucky combination of Earth-Sun distance and solar mass, far less remarkable, and far less compelling evidence that the Earth was carefully designed just to please us human beings," he writes.
Hawking, who is only able to speak through a computer-generated voice synthesizer, has a neuro muscular dystrophy that has progressed over the years and left him almost completely paralyzed.
He began suffering the disease in his early 20s but went on to establish himself as one of the world's leading scientific authorities, and has also made guest appearances in "Star Trek" and the cartoons "Futurama" and "The Simpsons."
Last year he announced he was stepping down as Cambridge University's Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, a position once held by Newton and one he had held since 1979.
"The Grand Design" is due to go on sale next week.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100902/lf_nm_life/us_britain_hawking

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=505310.msg6687733#msg6687733 date=1283455581]komando or what do you call yourself ? I laugh in igbio for you.mekusxx tried it but today he has gone into hibernation .so don't start what you cannot finish.i beg you[/quote]Dude, please do me a favor and ignore that slowpoke! Jeez, Ure gonna stoop to his  level of imbecility?!?! I feel sorry for you too! Go back 200 posts of that monkey and see if he's one u wanna enter into a discuss/fracas with!

Onlytruth:
The most unbiased information about Ndigbo, captured by a British 97 years ago (before all the revisionism began).

Yep, glad to see that even eons ago the Ibos were known to be "War-like" and "emotional"!

Aigbofa:
For those of you who like to misspell Yoruba, it is not what you call us that matters, It is what we answer to.
And we only answer to Yoruba, unlike some people who answer ibo today, then tomorrow  it's eebo, Hebrew, jew, igbo, congolese, etc. So many names you don't really know what to call them!

lolol. hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[quote author=komando. link=topic=505310.msg6687371#msg6687371 date=1283451451]Quote from Bkhomo:
I too vote for KOMANDHOMO! kOmmanhomo 2: 0 BKnext.hahahahahahaa.lol. fools!

Unfortunately I am not gay like you, sucking your fathers diick all day, only to come hear, drunk with spermatozoa.[/quote]Am I really expected to get into a village tussle with this THING? lol. I pass, u aint intelligent, witty or educated enough. . . . . .

P.S: I NEVER read any of your posts in which u didnt make at least one grammatical error! Even the simplest words seem to baffle u!

Aigbofa:
"Adekunle danced and petted his mascot, a small mountain goat named “Ojukwu”."

Poor little Emeka, he bit more than he could chew.

Lol. I almost died with laughter when I saw that in the original interview!lol

EzeUche22:
This is a great thread!

Normally, threads that reach this many pages are negative or tribalistic, but this thread has been very educational.

Yeah, because the Yorubas stayed away and let you guys discuss/plan to eat each other in peace. I guess what woulda happened if this was a Yoruba thread!? See why I take their side now? Do u now see that they dont care about u guys and ur inferiority complex?!

abadaba:
If there should be an election between you and Komando, he will defeat you hands down as far as nairaland is concerned.
Anyway, before the voting starts, I cast my vote for Komando.
Kommando 1: 0 Bk.
next.

I too vote for KOMANDHOMO!

kOmmanhomo 2: 0 BK

next.


hahahahahahaa.lol. fools!