₦airaland Forum

abadaba:
If there should be an election between you and Komando, he will defeat you hands down as far as nairaland is concerned.
Anyway, before the voting starts, I cast my vote for Komando.
Kommando 1: 0 Bk.
next.

Definitely, if STU*PIDITY, IMBE*CILITY, AND DIM-WITTEDNESS were the criteria being used to judge, then, even I gotta conceded that ur boy will smash me hands down.


P.S: Look at how foolish u r, typical Ibo man! Conducting and casting votes in the same election.lol. fool!

oyb:
seems my plan to claim ojukwu first pikin may just work aftera all

Well, dont start screaming "Eureka" yet! This is the test usually done to see if youre really a son of the Bearded one:

1. They ask who your best friend is.

2. They ask you if he has a daughter;preferably if ure 30 yrs or more apart in age. . . .

3. They bring the little gal to ur presence and if u get turned on and eager to marry her, well, u know the answer. . . . . . .

Aigbofa:
You are right. He was responsible for everything. Even impotent ibos who can't get their wives pregnant, it was all his fault.

[quote author=komando. link=topic=505310.msg6684281#msg6684281 date=1283418475]@ Aigbofag
I hope you were'nt refering to Igbos in your last post.[/quote]Nah, he was referring to the Mongols. Dumb Ibo effer!

hahahahaha.lol

abadaba:
You know he is not a match to Komando. Koruji should go and play with his mates in the zoo, noth with Komando.

Youre really proud of Komando!?!? Lol. Yall Ibos are sick! lol. This monkey that everyone chose to ignore is now yalls Messiah!? lol. Well, Ojukwu was also once hailed as the second coming of Christ. . . . . .

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=506022.msg6675754#msg6675754 date=1283294513][color=deeppink]What a sad story!

Wonder what killed her, she probably dies of a heart related problem or something.[/color][/quote]Damn biyyytch, like, HOW DUMB ARE YOU?? It says she died of Ovarian cancer and u here still "wondering" if she died of a heart related problem!

oladayo042:
Then, as he assured Jonathan, who he described as his in-law, that Abia would be his number one supporter, he said: “You will continue to be President till they Kingdom come. You’ve been anointed. But I know there are bad people; we’re not praying that they should die, but we’ll say, (And he began to sing another song) “Yee Opagara, Opagara”, meaning God will give them crisis.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.LOL. I need to learn this song so I can sing it everynight to MENTALgong. . . . . .

^^^lol. hahahahahahaha.^^^^^

MetalGong4:
Did you write the above gibberish where bk/slowpoke wrote that Ojukwu is despoiling her young daughter?
So people should get off the  case of the Hispanic fool's bastarrd daughter while she sticks to the case of Biafran children suffering from kwashiokor . . .

I think hypocrites like you are the ones that lack morality.

To call you a Typical Ibo man would be. . . . . well, ure one and ure expected to lie thru u nose! So, outta the blues I came out to just insult Ibos without provocation?! Well, if thats how u wanna "remember" it I cant help you! Instead, I'll advice you to go back to all ur posts and recall how many times you came at me, and how many times I ignored you before I decided to put up what is a known historical fact anyways!

Nowhere did I write that Ojukwu ra*ped his daughter! Never! I DO NOT TWIST HISTORY! If u can read, it is clear that the se*x between Ojukwu and his daughter was consensual! He was "married" to her, thats what the history books say, and thats what I put on there! Notice that she was kinda expecting him to come ravage her muscular,hairy, manly, Ibo body and that as soon as he lay down next to her, her legs flew open (like the typical Ibo chicklet)

MetalGong4:
hahahahaha . . .   

Komando you just beat the Hispanic LovePeddler, bk/babefool, at her game . . . . lol

You must be the biggest fool on earth if you really think I'm doing anything but shaking my head when I see any of komando[b]homo[/b]'s posts! Dont lie and tell me from his posts even you havent thought to urself "Damn, this kid is a freaking disgrace. . . . . ". lol. Going against him will be detrimental, not beneficial to me in anyway! Whats the point going against someone whose last 300 posts (even when he TRIES to sound intelligent) is filled with the most gibberish even a professional retard could never think of spewing?!? You gotta be kidding me! Komand[b]HOMO[/b] is the wittiest Yall Ibos can bring, then You guys really got problems. You best go beg Mexkusshitty to come outta retirement!

[quote author=na_so link=topic=500126.msg6673634#msg6673634 date=1283270601]This thread remains the fastest growing thread, or . . . or . . .  or . . . . I mean has someone mentioned ojukwu,or biafra? [/quote]Nope, I mean, try it and see what happens. . . . . . .

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=219011.msg6663499#msg6663499 date=1283139366]Sigh. Are we back to this? You stalking me all over? [/quote]In ur dreams!

Aigbofa:
Your insults are too lame to get me on your case. No rhyme nor reason. Try and be a little bit more imaginative.

Why you eva answer this monkey is still beyond me. Go back to his last hundred posts and notice how demented he sounds. Always commenting, retorting and replying himself. lol. I wonder how any gal allows this clear Neanderthal get between her legs!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=505310.msg6669804#msg6669804 date=1283230732]People need to get off bk/babe90's daughter case. No dignity whatsoever.
deal with him, his daughter has nothing to do with it. What a shame, people have no sense of morality anymore.
I love this, pure and simple.[/quote]Oh, let them go on! Thats the way to know a barbarian, Homo Erectus, or Wild Bush/Cave man seperate from a civilized human. It bothers me none. Thats to show how they was raised. Their comebacks consist of screaming "Homo", "Bast*ard", "Your MOther" etc. . . . Notice how the Yorubas on here are crazy witty, while their Ibo counterparts always sound like illiterate thugs? Ah, tells alot about these miserable lot! Sophistication evades them. . . . . .

Aigbofa:
Rumors had it, Ojukwu was dressed in skirt and blouse on his way to the Ivory Coast. When I asked, what about his beards? I was told he didn't look out of place as a lot of ibo ladies looked just like that!!!

A few months ago I said the exact same thing! Now, I see why Ibos think we're one and the same!

MetalGong4:
Hispanic fool . . . .   I guess you must be talking about your bastarrd daughter who was impregnanted by one of your crackhead JOHNs.

No, I'm talking about the press and historians!

Hmmmn. . . . inquired from friends about the name to know the smuggler's ethnicity. Wow! All I can say is : NO SURPRISES HERE!

It is rumored in Eastern Nigeria that Mr.Awolowo committed suicide. . . . .

It is rumored worldwide that Ojukwu impregnated his daughter. . . . . . .


Shocking news!

^^^ Hahahahahahahahaha. lol. hahahahahahahaha^^^^^

THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG EMEKA
                                                                                           PART I

  One humid day in January of 1970, young bearded Emeka took a walk around his Kingdom. His kindgom, which had hitherto been the size of most Western European countries, had now shrunk to the size of two city blocks in modern day Manhattan. With bombs sounding all around him, and defeat imminent, he had a drastic decision to make: surrender with dignity or flee like a rat. He was an Ibo man afterall, and a typical one at that, thus,  his decison was a no brainer.

   As dusk was turning to dawn, Young Emeka returned to his daughter's house, silently, and crept in like the vermin he was. Salivating, he looked at her unclothed body lying across the mat on the floor and thought to himself if he should "taste" her one more time before he fled  Biafra for good. But then reality hit, and he figured that that time was of the essence and that he'd be better off sticking all of his 2 inch diyyck into the mouth of a venomous cobra than getting caught alive by advancing Federal troops.

   Young Emeka was in a bind, the only way out of "Hell" was by plane: BUT HE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE! It wasnt that there werent any pilots in the whole of Biafra, indeed there were.  Chukwudi, Igwe Chime's third son, was an Indian trained pilot. The problem was Young Emeka had plans to flee with whatever little was left in the coffers of the Biafran Treasury; worthless Biafran Pounds and all. He even figured that with a little Ibo ingenuity on his part, he could also 'disappear' with a few sheep, cows, goats and chickens. . . . Oh, and yams too, if he carried out his 'plan' to perfection.

    He grabbed a glass of water from the kitchen sink and walked quietly to the couch that overlooked the porch on the eastern side of the house to ponder his dilemma.

   "If I tell Chukwudi about my plan, he'll inform Chime, who will then inform Effiong and the 'Elder's Group. That will be too many people on the plane . . . . and to share how much loot when we eventually reach the Ivory Coast??!', thought Young Emeka to himself. "Theres gotta be another way out of this jam which will ensure that I flee this place with all the valuables I can lay my hands on".

    And, indeed, there was another way to put this dubious plan into perfection. A lightbulb appeared over his head; he had solved his problem.  "Afterall, I'm an Ibo man, and we're known for being even more cunning than the Jews", Young Emeka thought as he smiled to himself in the semi-dark of his daughther's/Baby-Mother's/ Concubine's bedroom.

   The fact that he had found a solution to the Biafran problem that had plagued him for over three years was not the only reason for Young Emeka's smile. Seeing his daughter rolling from side to side, in her sleep, every ten minutes or so had the blood flowing in his ge*nitals. He became rock hard! He looked in awe at the well-rounded shape of her buttocks and mentally clapped for himself for having the distinction of being the first man to bring his daughter into 'womanhood'.

    As his daughter's, Nnenna, chest heaved up and down, and as the mortars of advancing troops grew nearer and nearer, Young Emeka, becoming even more excited, threw caution to the wind, dropped his pants, and took off his underwear. He slid next to his daughter on the raffia mat where she lay and put his hand underneath the traditional wrapper she usually wore to bed. "We only live to die once", he thought to himself as he skillfully moved his hands and felt the moistness between her thighs. . . . . . . . .

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=219011.msg6663465#msg6663465 date=1283137261]That's what I like to hear.

Even better if the cameras are implemented not only for evidence in criminal intents, but also to enforce the laws. i.e littering, traffic stops, night rituals, politicians caught in the act, ILEKEIDI STALKING EZEUCHE EVERYWHERE HE GOES. . . . etc.[/quote]

Ifygurl:
Waste of money.  Those two boys are starting to irk me the wrong way.  They keep spending their money, trying to make it big.  How many money have they donated to any any any foundation.  Ndi Ara.  Even Dbanj that i can't is helping others.

"They keep spending their money[b] trying [/b]to make it big. . . . ". lol. Hater! Its their money why cant they spend it? Oh, and hun, how can they be "trying" to make it big if they're spending lavishly already!? Wow! Oh, and what the hell is "How many money". . . ?


P.S: its a fugly house tho and who the hell r they!

mikeansy:
Exactly the point I have been emphasizing.

How do you support a candidate that has NOT declared his interest to run nor said what he intends to do? You will think this logic is a no brainer but not in Nigeria.

Supporting Jonathan at this stage sounds like sycophancy at best.

Ojukwu already instructed Ibos to vote IBB!

. . . . .and in related news, Prof. Acholonu was caught on tape smoking crack with Lawrence Taylor and Marion Barry!

EzeUche:
To be honest, I would chop a little here and there, but I will not do so to the detriment to the economy. And with my financial visions, the country would be able to make up the loss.

Like I would get a kickback from property construction. 10% fee but that is it.

And u'll end up like ur Uncle below. . . . .:

[img]http://www.wkyc.com/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/03123234147_mayor.jpg[/img]


http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=18318

I sent a mail to the email addy above and it returned a "failure notice" to me!

who do I send the money to?

googles:


Obama looks so old all of a sudden

I thot so too! Stress'll do it to u!

MetalGong4:
How do you take care of this bastar d child with your level of imbecility.

Now, its [b]MENTAL[/b]gong4. . . . . ?! Keep going, eventually, [b]MENTAL[/b]gong15,908,057,987,441 wont look that far off no more!