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The Travails of Chukwuemeka(4)

To-chi (popularly called metal-gong because his father had been the town-crier in Umuahia), the shopkeeper Mekus had approached initially ,could see the disappointment and despair on the young lad.

“Nne,it is late,I think you can spend the night in my shop ,I will assist with looking for your relative in the morning” he offered.
Mekus could not be consoled,  but knew he had  few options “Daalu-Thank  you” he whimpered.
He was so hungry and tired, the shop floor would do.

Tochi offered him 2 sachets of gala and some water, which he devoured aggressively. He was then shown  where he would sleep, just beside a dark brown shelf that had seen better days.


That night as they slept  on the floor at the back of  To-chi’s shop, Mekus woke up suddenly to a strange feeling - his anus was being penetrated ! He tried to resist ,but was too tired and he sort of enjoyed it.

“This is what we do to hold body, okay” said Tochi aka metal-gong ,”Almost all spare parts apprentices have to go through this, so don’t worry”
“Arghhhh”   Mekus grimaced as To-chi grunted and sodomized him even further.

“I promise to take care of you, okay” said Mr To-chi aka metal-gong, humping ever so slightly.
“If you say so Nna” sobbed Mekus, as he felt  his rectal sphincter expand even more.   

He hadn’t had any s.ex.ual experience before and everything seemed new to him. After about 20 minutes it all ended ,his anus was on fire but he went back to sleep.
“Now you are a man” whispered Tochi as he too dozed off feeling relieved indeed.

Indeed Emeka  woke up in the morning, a new man, in his mind himself (Mekus), Tochi (aka metal-gong) had become one.
His homo-coital experience meant that from that day onwards, Mekus only had interest in people that were like him (Male &  Ndigbo) ,he had complete disdain for anyone who wasn’t an Igbo male.


Many associates in later years would later recall that his palpable  disdain for  women and all non-Igbo people actually began as a fallout  of his sodo.my experience with  Tochi aka metal gong.

Now, he had to look for his uncle.


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The Travails of Chukwuemeka(3)


Emeka’s journey to lagos was a hard and tedious one. This was the first time he would leave the Biafran heartland and he was both anxious and scared at the same time.

He could not sleep a wink for the entire duration of the 12 hour trip,he wondered aloud to himself. . .”I hope those ngati Yoruba will not attack me on the streets”, he equally wondered the kind of reception he would receive from ‘Uncle Majestic’ once he arrived Lagos.

They finally arrived Orile park in Lagos close to  12 midnight ! “This is Lagos “  he wondered aloud again.

“I will conquer you by the great power of Amadiaoha”, ”I will complete what my lord and master Ojukwu could not accomplish in the late 60s”.

As he alighted, he was confident everyone would know his great Uncle and probably take him to majestic’s house once they realized he was a relative.
He spoke little English & could barely communicate with the Hausa suya man & Yoruba conductors at the park,he searched for someone who could at least understand his thick Igbo .

Finally he was able to sight an Igbo man ,whom he identified by the loud Mbaise music blaring from his shop.
“Nna Kedu” Emeka greeted, “Kedu” came the reply ,the shopkeeper looked like he was in his early thirties and  assessed Mekus suspiciously. “E be kini je “ “where are you going” asked Mr shopkeeper.

“I’m a relative of uncle majestic and I want you to take me to his house” mekus confidently replied in his rather deep Uli dialect.
“Uncle who” said the shopkeeper. “Uncle Majestic” replied mekus,” He’s also known as Uchendu the spare parts dealer”.

The shopkeeper held back himself from bursting out in laughter. “You are looking for Uche the spare parts dealer, in orile or in Lagos?” he said.
“He’s in Lagos, I’m sure you must know him” replied Mekus,he was tired and was not ready for any games,he made a mental note to report this guy to his Uncle for wasting his time.

Now the shopkeeper could not hold back himself, he called out to his friends who were trying to sleep at the back of the shop.
“Please see me see wahala o “ he said “ This bush baby has just come from Ihiala and is looking for Uche in Lagos” he shouted.

The entire carpark was thrown into a serious fit of laughter .
“Uche in Lagos?!” Onlookers gathered around Mekus, who wondered what all the fuss was about.
Afterall his uncle was known all over Uli, what was the joke ?

Finally one of the Igbo boys came to him , noticing he was genuinely confused,
“Nne, we have thousands of Uches selling spare parts in Lagos, as a matter of fact in Orile alone we have almost 40”

Mekus realised  he was in deep trouble, he suddenly longed for his bed made of palm fronds in his mud hut close to the fermenting  area of his hamlet in quiet  Uli.
. . . . . to be continued


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fstranger3:
Good stuff Bkbabe



I am not surprised that NL's Chief tribalist and greatest liar of all time is not happy with it.


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Why would "it" be happy? The freaking liar! I'm still looking for the character that fits the deceptiveness of the Ibos in this book. . . . .

Beaf:
Grow up, you've posted the same childish crap on a dozen pages already.

. . . .and EZEUCHE told the same lies like a billion times!!!

fstranger3:
On a more serious note.

This is a big disaster and very very very unexpected. I have always wondered where he gets his energy and great focus from. He rarely loses concentration like Eboue and other defenders, and that seriously has always unsettled me. I wont be surprised if Tevez tests positive as well.

This is a sad day for English football, a sad day for African football and a very sad day for world football in general. One of the finest defenders to ever grace the game. What a pity!


One just hope that he is cleared at the end of the day. Lets hope it was unintentional and a one time thing.


Good luck Kolo Toure.

Ezeuche would pro'lly try to convince the anti-doping officials that : "I SWEAR, I'M CLEAN! IN NIGERIA EVEN WHEN WE 'DIRTY' WE'RE ACTUALLY STILL 'CLEAN. . . . WOULD YOU BELIEVE IF I TOLD YOU I WAS BORN BOTH IN AFRICA AND NORTH AMERICA AT THE SAME TIME? YES? NO? OK. . . NOW U GET MY POINT!"

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[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=616372.msg7842733#msg7842733 date=1299215071]This thread would be good if it was thought by a non-bigot.[/quote]. . . . . or not responded to by a pathological liar who claims to have been born and raised on two separate continents!

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So sad! They dont even know theyre lost. . . . .

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=614770.msg7842679#msg7842679 date=1299213721]If Jonathan loses, the South-South will not be happy. And when the South-South is not happy, the rest of Nigeria will not be happy.[/quote]Is this analysis true, OR IS IT LIKE YOUR LIES THAT YOU WAS BORN IN THE U.S AND IN AROCHUKWI AT THE SAME TIME?!

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[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=616099.msg7842636#msg7842636 date=1299212865]bk.bastardo is at it again. This mumu is very stalkerish. The way he stalks Igbo men. . .

We are all at risk![/quote]Were you born here or in Africa?

Why do u relish lies so much?


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[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616099.msg7842613#msg7842613 date=1299212556]I love getting these people mad . Look how much effort he put into typing his reply. Hey but ya can't blame me for having a brain. [/quote][quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=616099.msg7842620#msg7842620 date=1299212647]But can we blame you for not using it?

chei!! [/quote]Pay the fool no mind. All hes tryng to do now is backtrack! He was willing to defend his kin to the death, but he's quickly realized this is one battle he cant win. Fucxking beasts!

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616099.msg7842613#msg7842613 date=1299212556]Hey but ya can't blame me for having a brain. [/quote]. . . . . if thats what u call the soggy mush in the middle of your flat head!

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616099.msg7842586#msg7842586 date=1299211857]It's amazing how Ezeuche has groupies to the point that they remember exactly what he said a million years ago. It also baffles me how being born as an anchor baby in the U.S. but going back to nigeria as an infant and resident is different room some one saying he was "born and raised in nigeria", maybe some of the dudes should slide off . . . . Also, since when did the word "BORN" have one solid meaning.Connotative or Denotative? Products of "free education" indeed,lol. [/quote]You are an idi*ot and a fooool, and liar like most Ibos for the above post!

Beast!

You wanna know how saying being "born and raised in Nigeria" is different from one saying AT THE SAME TIME that he "was[b] BORN IN THE UNITED STATES[/b]"?!?!

CAN YOU BE BORN IN TWO SEPERATE GEOGRAPHIC LOCATIONS AT THE SAME TIME?

You son of a who*re! Imagine Obama saying he was born, simultaneously, IN KENYA AND IN HAWAII!!! How would that read to you?!

WHY CANT YOU IBOS BE TRUTHFUL FOR ONCE AND CALL A SPADE A SPADE! WHY THE FALSITIES ALL THE TIME? AND YOU WONDER WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!