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Holy fxcuk!!!

Lol. I was talking to my homegal in ATL last nite and she was giving me crazy gists about what occurs in her establishment (she owns a club out there) and at a point in the convo I was like " We pretty ignorant aint we?". There was a short pause and she was like "Yeah".

I know Ignorance cuts across all races; black, white, hispanic, african, arab wuteva (at that moment I was more concerned about blacks) I guess it just sucks when you realize there as astonishing amount of ignorants on earth.

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=617866.msg7860003#msg7860003 date=1299471515]Man. If they swap out Boko Haram for PDP Haram, then all of Nigeria will unite under that banner.


PDP Haram
PDP are rams
PDP are rams to be slaughtered, roasted, and eaten[/quote]ROFLMAO!!!

Tunsbobo:
Gej might appear innocent to you, but trust me; he is not what he appears to be!!

In due time they'll find out. Hopefully not tho. . . . .

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=617778.msg7860251#msg7860251 date=1299478447]^--
“If you black of skin and full sin come forward so that I may lay my hands on you."

"Black be gone!"

"Praise white Jesus!”


Hilarious.

Uncle Ruckus must have come after Dave Chappelle's black Klansman character?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHFUH_frhBw[/quote]Check out the link below. . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXafV35nFso

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=617778.msg7860251#msg7860251 date=1299478447]^--
“If you black of skin and full sin come forward so that I may lay my hands on you."

"Black be gone!"

"Praise white Jesus!”


Hilarious.

Uncle Ruckus must have come after Dave Chappelle's black Klansman character?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHFUH_frhBw[/quote]Hhahahahahahaha. Me and my gal just spent all nite watching the boondocks on dvd! lol

MaziUche0:
^^^

You act like Abiola was clean. Your idol was involved in the Liberia and other unpleasant activities.

So thats ur defense for someone whom a second reading of his biography is not needed to see that he, probably, single handedly put your country in the political impasse that its currently undergoing?

On second thoughts this kid might take my lil cuz to the cleaners. . . .

mrtidy:
You'd be shamelessly dumb to think this analysis is dumb even though there are mistakes is some areas its still GREAT, good job BK.

Thankx dude. Glad u found it interesting.

Aigbofa:
LOL

That boy is amazing! With the mohawk, he looks like one little menace.

Id be scared if he was my child. One misuse of his strength and all ur achievements as a parent goes down the gutter. . . . . . .

That kid is strong as fuxck! I have a lil cuzzo thats that strong too but nobody understands him so I'm really like "Big Pappy". Got him into wrestling too. . . . 8 yrs old too!

fstranger3:
You've got time for her.

I didnt bother to read her post, I knew the content would be very silly.

She must have thought we were discussing romance and pull out (withdrawal) method of birth control.

Hhahahahahahah. ROFLMAO!

Meanwhile, I found that long lost tape Eko Ile always talked about him pounding EzeUche out when the was kids. Notice Eko-Ile's mohawk. . . . bad azzz nicca!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/futuresport/201103/pint-sized-pin-machine-8-year-old-wrestling-champ

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=616372.msg7856193#msg7856193 date=1299421736]But all in all, I do not think it is wise to single out Nigeria as what happened in Libya, Egypt, Sudan and even Haiti is the result of mismanagement of funds, abuse of power and rebellion.[/quote]What da. . . . ?

Jesus! The Human Race really is in serious trouble. . . .

elrony:
@bk.babe u can see the tribalistic rage ravin up in here, lol

talkin bout the hens as igbos, wats up wif the niger del??

i gat to admit dat GEJ is way too new in the system to be tagged napoleon,

where does Gen abacha stand

Wuts up with the Niger-Delta? Dude, Did You read the OP at all?

GEJ is too new to be tagged Napoleon? lol. I'd love to get your take on this in 2013 if you guys elect him as president. . . .

Gen.Abacha? My dear, I never set out to write the history of Nigeria. . . . .

EzeUchenna:
Because he is talking about Animal Farm? Way to set your standard low. Anyone who hasn't read Animal Farm should be slapped.

I would be more impressed if someone read[b] L'Étranger[/b] by Albert Camus and give me a critique of the novel. Even an in-depth analysis of Il Principe by Niccolo Machiavelli would be much appreciated.

Not this dribble of an analysis we have in this thread.

Would be a waste of time, but I'd love to bet youve NEVER read the books u quoted above!!!

Why do people like you and cap28 think u can bamboozle folks into thinking youre anything close to intelligent? You make me laugh!

Solozzo:
Good stuff. Animal farm mirrors naija in some aspects when taken in a longitudinal historical view. But I think that the allegory of Old Major represents Herbert McCaullay rather than Awolowo. Mccaullay was the visionary for Nigeria, with a high sense of nationalism, unity of all tribes and a bridge across all ethnicity. Unfortunately he died before independence was achieved. In contrast Awo had a rather more parochial view of Nigeria focusing more on regionalism while paying lip service to nationalism in order to derive ultimate benefit for his people.

I think Napoleon was more like BabaGida rather than GEJ

And youre probably right, but I saw what u saw in Herbert McCaulay I saw in Awolowo. Like I said: To each his own. I didnt ask anyone to take my analogy "as is". That was not my intention.

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616372.msg7854361#msg7854361 date=1299382392]You getting mad at a people  who are known not to give a damn about what you think,lol. Did Banjo and other yorubas not fight against their people? What a traitor huh?lol.  Biafran Army and Nigerian Army, totally separate from the civilians,get it? The smell of frustration from a dumb-dumb yoruba due to the impeccable intelligence of an Igbo man is relieving. [/quote]What has Banjo got to do with anything?

Jesus! Do you have a galfriend? I really hope not!

Know what? I'm off to the club--- something you should try doing some more;Socializing! And with races other than Ibo. . . .

You give me a headache!

SEFAGO:
I meant 21st century, I am multitasking mate. Its pretty easy to infer if you read carefully instead of typing without bothering to comprehend what I wrote. I was talking about modern day paternalism or what people refer to as neo-colonialism (Thats why i used first world nations) as opposed to colonialism.

I never said otherwise. You have failed to comprehend what I wrote. I said:

I said the fact that he wrote it at that specific time period gave it strong contetx. It was directed towards communism but that does not preclude its message about the fact that certain forms of government elevate the leaders over the followers although they promise equality. Even democracy, in which we expect our leaders to show a bit of accountability

So, I did not claim that it was not a direct attack on Marxism, but that its message can be applied inour time to other forms of government. You must be deluded if you think that the failings of communism was an inherent problem with marxism inasmuch as problem with all forms of government. It follows then that Animal Farm can be used as a parallel to various political situations. Your next action, has already being mentioned then is to point out why such comparisons are infact flawed.

The fact that Awolowo might not have created a political ideology like  is not infact sufficient evidence to discount a parallel. Let me give you an example, I lifted it straight from the internet, and I hope you can follow from it:

Can you see the analogy? Now what you are doing on the otherhand is this: Wait how are pupils like Oysters? They are not shaped like oysters. They dont walk like oysters. They dont smell like oysters. And sausages, how can pupils be likened to sausages? You cannot eat pupils, you cannot fry pupils, you cannot e.t.c

But the pupils are not required to have the exact same properties as an oyster.

Its supposed to be an analogy not a metaphor. You seem to be mixing up the two.

Oh man. After reading your post, its a shame that we're even discussing anything with these dudes. Like, how hard can it be?

Just imagine if the earth had like 1billion people that have the mentality of people like cap28 and his crew. . . . . .

We'd be doomed as a race! We'd be finished, and when aliens land theyd just find the earth inhabited with lush green vegetation and full, robust, well fed animals.

For some weird reason Something scary tells me we've got way more than 1billion people that think just like cap28.

Oh, my . . . . . . .

cap28:
[s][/s]


PURE GIBBERISH - Its time for the men in white coats to return you to your secure unit, don't you think?

Yes, you right!

Anything, you say boss! I agree. . . . .

Now, can you please go back to chatting with Sefago, You guys seemed to be getting along just fine. Thank u!

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616372.msg7854296#msg7854296 date=1299381071]I see you went back and edited you nonsense after be let you know how dumb you were,lol. And still you(duffus) still can't grow a brain. Since when did the Nigerian forces not consist of Igbos too? Since when where the people starved only Igbos? The whole Hen and Igbo comparison makes no sense,mt eediot friend. Also, no mention of the Yorubas as a people,where they at nig? .[/quote]Well, ure known to come from a section to whom the truth is like tar on skin; They never touch! So, I dont expect you to tell the truth now.

WTF did I edit?!

Btw, u fuxcktard, are you telling us that a good number of Ibos (10,000 or more---- dont give me a st*upid 2 or 3 names) fought on the side of Nigeria against Biafra? You piece of shiyyt is that what your telling me? So, why call others traitors if youre admitting that your own Ibo tribesmen carried up arms and  fought against the actualization of Biafra?! Theres no worse a traitor than a son who wages war against, and kills, his own father!

Were the Ibos starved during the war? Yes? No? Cus I can pull up YOUR old posts if you want. You guys' deceitfulness is disgusting. You'll turn the truth on its head in a jiffy. To you theres no truth; Just the story u "FEEL" like telling at the moment.

Such a shame. . . . .

I tried! God knows I tried! Even when babaearly called me out I just smiled and kept it moving, but the urge was just too strong. The pull, too powerful.

ROFLMAO!!!

The moment I realized he was Ibo. . . . .

Wow! Such a "surprise", eh?

dont even know what to say no more. . . . . .

spade:
That's it? That's the best wretched junk you're able to muster? Mehn, you're thick!
And to think you're the half-decomposed donkeyshit who says he'll make my life miserable. What? With these infantile preschool yaks? You should consider taking dissing lessons from that meat-head Becomrich, cuz even he sounds more intelligent than your worthless stup!d a§§. And that's saying something

Youre such an impatient lad, arent you.

I told you, BE PATIENT, when I got the time for you, TRUST ME, you'll know. . . . .

Try not to choke on it tho!

elrony:
nice adaptation,

too much tribalism tho lol,

Thanks! lol

The "tribalism" comment tho, was it referring to original post  or the scrapping going on now btwn me and the "sheep" up there? If its to the OP I, humbly, ask :" can you (and I ask you with all sincerity) show me ONE,JUST ONE, thing that was, without with being tinged with humor, tribalism. The only wise crack I made was towards Eziachi. Beaf as Squealer? I doubt you could defend that without getting convicted here in Naira Land Court? Your trial wouldnt even last 10mins and the jury will return a verdict without leaving the pew! Whole trial---between start and when a verdict is returned? 10:48secs ---FLAT!!! I'm that confident. So, we agree with that.

Next was referring to the Ibos as the "hens whose eggs kept getting taken". You surely cant say my characterization can be described as an example of "tribalism". The pigs lived fat off the eggs of the Hens. The Hens were being underfed. They werent treated right. They revolted. They broke the eggs instead of letting the pigs continue reaping where they did not sow. Owing to the vicious nature of the pigs and how they killed with impunity; the hens felt they were as good as dead. They probably figured death was better than living as slaves and being fed scraps off the proceeds of what belonged to them in the first place! But what did the Pigs do? Did they kill the Hens for sabotaging the egg collection? fUXcks no! If the pigs were anything, they werent silly! Nobody kills the goose that lays the golden egg! So, what did they do? THEY BASICALLY, "BLOCKADED" THE HENS, STARVED THEM INTO SUBMISSION UNTIL THE HENS WERE FORCED TO GIVE UP AND START GIVEN EGGS TO THE PIGS AGAIN! STARVED THEM TILL THEY GOT WHAT THEY GOT! The Hens gave up, but in snippets as the book goes on, u'll see the hens express bitterness. You can tell theyre probably wishing they were stronger and could take on not just the Pigs, but even the rest of the animals cus they probably blamed them for not standing up to the Pigs when they (hens) revolted.

Now, replace the following:


Eggs: Oil

Hens: Ibos

Pigs: Hausa/Yoruba/Rest of Nigeria

Revolt/Blockade/Starvation: Civil War.


You can even go on and pretend the Hens had a Leader named Ojukwu! Dont blame me, I'm usually one with a book when Im reading it. But I'm sure u get it.

Now, apart from those three examples I just refrred to, can you show me ONE HINT OF TRIBALISM IN THE ORIGINAL POST? .

Matter fact, use those 3 examples too. Show me one hint of tribalism, because I honestly fail to see it.

cap28:
hahaha bro you crack me up.

This creature is a product of america's sub underclass, its brain was damaged at birth as a result of its mother's addiction to crack cocaine hence its feeble and failed attempt to engage in intellectual debate.

it can not converse at a civil level without resorting to profanity, which is a symptom of extensive arrested development.

After an encounter with these types of creatures you start to understand why the eugenics programme was introduced in the united  states - long live eugenics and may new and ingenius methods be found to sterilise welfare queens and other burdens on society.

Oh, boy! And the gay Yorkishire sees its brother scrapping and it catches a hard-on! Shoo, homo dog!

Repeating the same lines that got you whipped on prior occasions . Remember that saying about a "x" type of man being the type that'll do the *same thing over and over again but expecting a different result?

What do they call those type of people again?

Yep, thats you! A mad man!

spade:
Of course not - Why would anyone want to 'best' you in your show of stark illiteracy and stupidity? Keep up with the basement-dwelling, monkeyboy. Unfortunately, nobody's interested.


LMAO!! This just confirms you're a clueless pawn afterall. Let me get something straight - you actually think I'm new here? Little boy, I've been here since 2005, and ran on sooo many IDs cuz I was just so 'terrible' as some would put it. Boost your brain up to speed and check the older pages of the Politics section. I've actually been here before you. Forget say I just dey use this ID which was actually given to me by a friend.
Infact, your friend Ileke-Idi (FL Gators) is even in a better position to tell you who I am, cuz in the Romance section, I actually moonlighted under the handle with the initials of 'AB' and another with just the initial 'O' - and I was banned on a regular basis cuz I gave them so much hell. Haha! So I should be telling you, dumbo!

Oh, no need to regale me with tales of ur antics Mr.Billy Badaszz!

Just be patient. When the time comes I'll serve it to u by the bucketful. . . . I dictate battles on my own terms.

Be prepared to borrow more I.D's from friends. Dont forget to request from family too.

I'll still be using this one while I run you thru 20. Like I said tho, keep it up!

p.s:btw, wtf is "Keep up with the basement-dwelling"?!! Roflamo!

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=616372.msg7853929#msg7853929 date=1299372698]. That is what we do in the intellectual world. [/quote]Oh God!

Wow. . . . .

bashr4:
thank God you keep exposing yourself, ignorance and insolence are the best words to describe you. biafra war was not about marginalization cause biafran were occupying all the strategic position , it was simply about hatred nothin more ,igbophobia the same thing you are doing today . the eastern region was far ahead of other regions before the war so what marginilasation are you talking about. how can a region with the least poverty rate and highest literacy rate be marginalised.

the situation in nigeriais too complext for minds like yours  to understand so stick to what you know best thats igbo bashing cus your good at it.

Oh my God!

Your such a mo>ron!

Nigeria does have serious problems!

spade:
So, you finally admit you got massively owned by Caps28?
Ey, you've just butchered yourself with your own dumb post.

Right! 20 cap28s and 500 Ezueches, plus 10,000 other bigoted Ibos of ur choosing could not best me in shiyyt talking.

Now is not the time. . . not in the mood at all.

But u can keep pushing, when the time comes I'll make ur experience here on NL as miserable as can be. Keep it up.

bashr4:
how does that change the fact that you know nothing about nigeria and its history judging from your analogy and all your post on nairaland. you dont even know who first rebeled against nigerian govt. matching GEJ as Napoleon wetin i no go see for nairaland

Ok, I see what the problemo is. Lemme pretend I'm talking to my 4 yr old cousin. . . . .


In the book was it ONE hen or a[b] GROUP[/b] of hens that rebelled?

Did the Hens feel that the Pigs were taking their resources, using it for their own benefit, live in luxury, while the hens wallowed in Poverty?

To use a word you might understand casue you lot love throwing it around so much: Did the Hens feel "MARGINALIZED"?


Is Isaac Adaka Boro a group?

Is Biafra one man?

Did Isaac Adaka Boro own any oilfields?

Did Biafra get starved, like the Hens, into submission. . . . . ?

You want me to go on?

spade:
Now, gently go engage your failed life in more productive ventures - like getting[b] anally molested by diseased horses[/b].

So, Cap28 is a diseased horse?

ROFLMAO!!!

spade:
Very funny but cheap and mediocre line, my half-baked spastic friend. So wait, lemme' get this straight - E dey vex you say I laff at the thorough finishing he gave you? Eiyaah. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to get used to it whether you like it or not, because the dude has infact humiliated you. 'Like Minds'? Is that it? Chei, how weak. You're obviously a victim of severe cretinism to think I'd be bothered by such a wretched line from a clueless dunce as yourself. If you hadn't spent allday playing around NL liked a crack-dullard, then maybe I would've taken your poorly constructed diss a little more seriously.
Now, gently go engage your failed life in more productive ventures - like getting anally molested by diseased horses.

What a pity!

What a shame!

These are the likes people like Katsumoto, Aigbofa, Fstranger, Sefago, Kobojunkie, Buhari and co are risking their lungs, crying themselves hoarse ova?!?!

Wow!

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=616372.msg7853827#msg7853827 date=1299371243]Equating Awolowo to Old Major now that is where you fell off.

I could see if you equated Old Major with Herbert Macaulay or Nnamdi Azikiwe but someone who believe in sectarianism. Now that is appalling.

At least Nnamdi Azikiwe has a recognized political thought known as "Zikism." What does Awolowo has that is truly Pan-Nigerian or Pan-African?[/quote]So, in your warped mind, I should have taken a thorough history lesson on Nigeria before being able to symbolize the characters in the book and compare and equate them with Nigeria's political class and its populace?

Maaannn. . . . . smh!