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[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=616372.msg7852920#msg7852920 date=1299361016]Only people liking this thread is Yorubas.

Igbos, Edo, Hausa etc see this thread as trash.[/quote]Look at the bolded, do u notice what you did?

HOW DIFFERENT ARE YOU FROM THE SHEEP IN THE BOOK?!

Eko Ile:
This is a quality 5 STAR thread. Many kudos to the poster,

Thanx man. Beyond the jokes and barbs we need to enlighten. Through Nigeria, Ive come to realize that there are a frighteningly high amount of ignorants on earth than not, and that illiteracy is the worst disease known to man.

Hopefully tho, some will "hear"!

^^^roflmao!!!

stereo:
Real men 'act' while ibo men whine? U're such a fool bkbastard. Stu'x'pid mudafuxcka

Right! And u still see that, where again? Just genetically programmed to hold on to the past arent 'cha?

Anyways, instead of beefing me, why dont you ensure that u live in a bribeless society, that has clean water, a fair Judicial System, efficient schools and industries, and oh, 24hr electricity. . . . . or u think those things are impossible?!

wow!

wesley80:
. The bible describes Healing as . . . . . .

SCRRRRREEEEEEECCCCCCCHHH! Stop right there!

WHO WROTE THE BIBLE!?!!!

Donmeca:
I'm impressed bk cud actually open a thread based on research. . .quite unlike his posts which are to say d least, divisive. I appreciate this coherent piece and beg all to see beyond ethnicity in his analysis and add something worthwhile or better learn from other people's contribution. . .at least he did some work (not d I spoke with d most intelligent Nigerian and he was Ibo thread). Nice work bro but if not dat JEG is d current presido, I wud av said OBJ and his 3rd tenure, EFCC and highhandedness shud be Napoleon. While Ribadu be Napoleon's fearful dogs but I guess that has been overtaken by events.

Thanks man!

On the "I SPOKE TO THE MOST INTELLIGENT NIGERIAN. . . . ."  topic,lol, what can I say? Lol. But, really, if that thread wasnt hijacked I would have shown (based on the discussion with the Ibo taxi driver) why I felt most of what Beaf was preaching at the time was "right". In hindsight, I'm happy the usual fights occurred before the thread could become meaningful because I now see that GEJ is the worst thing that can/might happen to Nigeria! Dude is a basket case!

As per the characters (okay lemme explain this is as best as I can), I believe, in Napoleon, you'll find little bits of every Nigerian thas has ever led the country. Notice that I made Old Major into Mr.Awolowo---- bottom-line the pigs are the elite, the rich, the ones dividing up the national pie amongst themselves etc whether you feel your man/their man  fought/fights for good or not; its now up to you to see the bottom-line: THE WAR IS BETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR; NOT TRIBES, RELIGION OR RACE!!! Its between those that will push a $350,000 Rolls Royce while the average Nigerian probably wont ever save enough to buy a steering wheel even if he lived to be 95yrs old, to talk of even buying a BRAND NEW car fresh off the lot!

So, seeing this, why would anyone vote in a man that has been the number two, then number one, in a govt that cannot provide electricity or a safe enough environment that is conducive for business. . . . business that would uplift the welfare of his people? How can you live seeing you people starve? Suffering?! I can just imagine (and I'm pretty sure my imagination is 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000 milder than the reality on ground!) a society with no electricity; HOW THE FUXCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION??! Schools? Hospitals? Street Lights? Offices? No electricity in all those places? Are you fucxking kidding me? Then no drugs in the hospital! No books! Jesus! I watch the African Channel all the time and everytime the show focuses on Nigeria I'm just so disgusted! Then you see people on NL and other sites hailing incompetents like GEJ just because he's from their village? Are you kidding me?!

Ive read on all the aspirants and the only sane vote should be to Gen.Buhari. He has shown his hands at least three times, why cant Nigerians fuxcking see this?He had the chance to become a billionaire, probably, 5 times over in more than 30yrs but this man chose integrity and love of mother-land over anything else! Rumors have been spread about him being a religious fanatic; he has repeatedly refuted them. His household---even is wife---- is said to include christians, he chose a christian as running mate; A FREAKING PREACHER, what more is he supposed to do to show that he is not a religious fanatic as being falsely spread?! Maybe he needs to appeal to God to send down Jesus to campaign on his behalf!!!

He abhors corruption, he has shown he wont bow down to the west if it means his people will be trampled upon. What more do Nigerians want?!

Mr. Ribadu is another terrible choice. He cavorts with the same criminals supporting GEJ. Gen.Obasanjo is his puppeteer; he'll never prosecute him. GEJ pardoned him; will he ever prosecute him? His sponsor is a known major drug dealer, is he going to send him off to jail? For these reasons I believe he's just a pawn and he doesnt know it. GEJ, OBJ and co brought him back to Africa in order to split the votes in the North while I believe Mr.Bola Tinubu is using him in the same capacity---- and also to use him as a bargaining chip with Gen.Buhari since this election might very well be settled via a Run-Off.

Anyways, thats how I saw the characters in the book, and thats my stance for now. Like I said though, you can decide who is who in the book; depending on your outlook of events currently occurring in your country.

Yes, GEJ deserves to be Napoleon in my depiction; he's "quiet but has a way of forcefully and deceitfully getting his way" doesnt he?! Yup, GEJ is Napoleon!

asorocker:
If this present fear of yorubas losing lagos to igbos who are just 46% of lagos degenerates to schism and cold war and possibly a real war , the yorubas risk losing lagos. And you will not likely match igbos in a war [/b]where other tribes in Nigeria remain neutral.

[b]Because lagos based businesses [/b]like oil companies, banks , telecommunication companies , insurance, embassies [b]will relocate to abuja at the slightest signs of unrest .

The north having lost political power will encourage the companies to remain in abuja and remain neutral in the event of war between the igbos and yorubas because they are eperiencing the same thing in jos.
And it will give them opportunity to leverage economically.

Also the yorubas are risking their port monopoly to Nigerdelta the slightest miscalculation by yorubas will have Niger delta ports being dredged and made useable by the FG

What then will the south west have when they lose their port monopoly to Nigerdelta and the few multinationals to Abuja when they could have gained all by allowing lagos state to evolve from a yoruba city to a world metropolis.

To say u are sick is to compliment u. U freakn Neanderthal! So, ure willing to go to war over Lagos just so it can belong to the Ibos? Look at you salivating at the mouth like a rabid raccoon. . . . .

The Yorubas really need a way to curb ur likes cus ur greed and hatred knows no bounds. I hope they know that enemies like urself exist who, while residing in and enjoying all the comforts lagos can bring, secretly wish its destruction! Ibos and destruction. wow!

Andre Uweh:
There are real miracles.
Some years back at Ibadan, I use to know a lame man who begged for arms at Old Bodija-Sango junction. [b]This lame man who had never walked erect from birth was healed from his deformity after he attended Kumuyi's crusade [/b]at Ashi, in Ibadan North.
Nevertherless, this thread belongs to the Religion section.

Wow!!!!

Africa, do u now see what uve caused by not educating the masses?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/402796_Buhari_Port_Harcourt_jpg59f717bd75314931cecc41925db00536

PapaBrowne:
The crowd was so appalling! Buhari can only pull crowds in the thickest of the North West!!

Below are pictures from the rally in Nigeria's second largest city!!!

Jonathan at least pulls a sizeable crowd in the North!! But Buhari couldn't even get 1000 in Nigeria's second largest city!!

Children are the ones carrying placards but they surely wouldn't be voting on election day!!

Looks to me like u posted false pics! Take a look at the highest placard in your pic: IT IS OF A MAN WEARING A BOWLER HAT; your boy's signature wear!

Also look at the poster the child directly in front of the camera is holding: BOWLER HAT!!!

Looks once again like GEJ supporters been caught in a freakn lie!

muyoto:
@poster how is that your concern? who dey stop you from perforing your won miracles?

pathitic jobless Arrow like you!

Wow. . . . and this dude is gonna vote in this coming elections?

Nigeria is doomed!

wesley80:
The reason its called a 'MIRACLE' is so fooooools can say its Impossible!

So, ask your God to provide you with 24hr electricity, Clean drinking water, good education etc. . . .

50yrs+ has been kinda long enough for all that to be achieved; or does ur God also require a "gate-fee" b4 he'll listen to u?

Ignorant fxucks!

^^^Ur only contribution to this piece? Thats it? Well, like the Sheep, ur like can be relied upon to shout down the voices of sane reasoning!

Ericology:
The last time i checked, the SE has de lowest poverty rate

STFU with tht shiyyt u maggot eating Ibo man!

70% of ur population live on less than $2 a day, so what fuxcking "Ibo got the lowest poverty rate" shiyyt are you talking about?!

Yall poor, the sooner u get it into ur head the better!

Now, go vote in Gen.Buhari in order to have a better life!

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=616372.msg7848938#msg7848938 date=1299309150]Pretty stellar, imo[/quote]Meanwhile, a few people (Ezeuche & Chyz) saw what the rest of us still fail to see: Ibos being denigrated by the OP by being referred to as the "hens" as depicted in the book!

Wow! Marginalization on Animal Farm?! Who woulda thunk it? lmao!

Talk about eternal inferiority complex

Gbawe:
don't be sidetracked by distractive elements. Their candidate is , by far , the worst in regards to the four question raised . To that end, I expect all kinds of ridiculous and patently nonsensical defence of GEJ on this thread. Some will even say reducing corruption does not matter because privatisation solves everything (Tensor777) !!!!! At no time in the history of Nigeria's current democratic experiment have I seen so much rubbish being written as mitigation for a very poor President.

To say these guys are ridiculous is to say the least.

I just hope none of them ever gets granted a visa to come to The States. They can stay their dumb aszzes in Africa; we got enough crazies as it is already!

Phew! Damn! Snap! How do I say this without sounding offensive. . . . ?

Um, Africans are fuxcking gullible!

No, wait thats not it.

Christians are fuxcking gullible. . .

Naaah! Dont sound right either. Oh, yeah, I think I got it now!

AFRICAN CHRISTIANS ARE GULLIBLE AS FUXCK!

There, I said it!

[quote author=Anti-scam link=topic=617089.msg7849727#msg7849727 date=1299323200]@poster,according to your yardstick:
(a)Stance on corruption least qualified is any of dem dat has ever force himself into office,as against d person we voted for Via COUP
(b)their past:d worst past of d 3 is any of dem dat has ever truncated democracy at gun point or any of dem dat ever served wit d most lawless
govt in our history(Abacha govt)
(c)People around dem:both GEJ & Ribadu are products of OBJ,Ribadu currently romances wit TINUBU & CO,BUHARI romanced wit Abacha,and current
having Abacha son as one of his govnor.(d termine who is more corrupt btw OBJ,ABACHA & TINUBU ursef)
NO sentiment,FINAL answer:BUHARI is d worst[/quote]In due time You and your ilk will realize that I do not make posts like this with people like u in mind. . . .

Now, Poof! Be Gone!

Time2Think:
No- I am a geographer. I need to know how he wants to use satellite to obtain population density.

People simply talk and criticize without any viable fact to back up their criticism.

You dont know the uncouth illiterates youre dealing with. You'll find out soon tho. . . . . lol


Just to give you a few names EzeUche, Obiagu, Chyz, Komando, Eziachi, Dede1, MetalGong, Udezue, Andre Uwe, violent. . . well you already made his acquaintance. The rest will rear their heads soon, u just be calm!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=616372.msg7848329#msg7848329 date=1299288248]I thought it was 29 IDs. So Andre Uweh don dey upgrade?

And the dude is trying to sell us a story that one sorry woman traded vows with his pathetic sef. [/quote]@ bolded ROFLMAO!!!

I think the choice is clear.

How To Pick A Nigerian President For Dummies

Submitted by kday (not verified) on March 4, 2011 - 02:16.
To all those People who are still confused about who to vote for in this coming Presidential election, i have a simple fool-proof formula to help you sift through all the bull##%t you have been bombarded with by the Nigerian rent-able media houses and by the lifeless NTA, the Top Government propaganda pushers.


So, these are the questions you ask yourself about the top 3 candidates (Buhari, Ribadu,Jonathan), no disrespect to anybody else in the race.


(a)What was their stance on corruption and what are their current actions on corruption?

(b)In their past performances, how did they conduct themselves in the discharge of their duties, in whatever capacity it may have been.

(c)What kind of characters do they parley with

(d)And last but not least, based on past performance, which one of the 3 candidates do you think has the courage to damn the consequences in other to heal our Nation.

And for this formula to work you have to be absolutely honest with yourself about the answers these questions will generate.God Bless Nigeria!


http://www.saharareporters.com/photo/day-2-minna-massive-crowd-buharis-rally?page=1

Andre Uweh:
But that Yoruba boy called Boy called BK/Babe and co refused to lay down their arms of tribalism. So he had no choice. I remember clearly when he joined nairald, he was more interested in culture section, but you guys have pushed him to the extreme.
Let there be no more hostilities on both sides of the Niger.

Can you please post, at the risk of sounding crazy, where and how I denigrated Ibos with my OP?

The problem is u have a score to settle, and if you keep pushing. . . . .

Your inferiority complex is perplexing to say the least.

PhysicsMHD:
Weird comparisons and mismatches, no time to go through and debunk it all.

U'll be doing yourself a big disservice! I never said the characters were exact in their descriptions. All I'm saying is : The book "Animal Farm" is indicative of what the State of Nigeria looks like, today! To you GEJ might be Snowball, to me he is Napoleon; theres no way any of the characters' attribute in the book will fit "to the T" any of the criminals in Nigeria. The book wasnt written with Nigerians in mind. The bottom-line is the elite (Pigs) are taking the populace (The Sheep) for a ride, they are worse than the military (Humans/Pigs wuteva the fuxck u wanna call them), but pretend all is well because the military is no longer in charge, they intend to enslave (forever) the people they are supposed to be serving bla bla bla. . . . .

If u find any different analogy then please lets know; until then u can go on in ur attempts to "Debunk it All".

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=616372.msg7847958#msg7847958 date=1299280343]bk.bastardo, tell us the real reason why you hate Igbos.

I have always suspected you to be a Yoruba who has an Igbo step-father.

Does it pain you that your mother is banged each night by an Igbo man?

Did you have to hear her moans when he was bonking her?[/quote]Yes I heard ur mother getting fuxcked by six of my bois! Are you happy now?

Theres nothing offensive in my post, ure only upset because I exposed your lies about where u was born! Id be mad too if I constantly got exposed on my lies. . .

Like whats with these Ibos and always wanting to fight!

I was neutral in every way during the descriptions yet they decide to cry and fight! Marginalization?! Even on Animal Farm?! wow!

fstranger3:
Isnt Andre Uweh the same person as Ezeuche?

Nope! You wrong! Andre Uweh is the same as Abadaba and like 49 other aliases.

Ezeuche is ochi Agha, omemanini, Akhenaten, Ofemani and like 15 other names. . . . . .

babaearly:
You did well bkbabe. but why do ibos always carry last in your life?

Well, I just call it as I see it. . . . . . lol

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616372.msg7847181#msg7847181 date=1299268687]If you can come against what I'm saying then please do since I'm a "revisionist". I guess Isaac Adaka Boro led the Niger Delta Rebellion after the Biafran war in 1970, even though he died in 1968. [/quote]Like, dude, why arent you people ever satisfied if you havent destroyed anything? Who cares who Isaac Adaka Boro is? I know I dont! The best analogy I could find for the Hens were the Ibos; how strange is that to u?

You Ibos are a trip! If I had given the title of "Hens" to some other group you'd have been the same person crying all ova town that it should have correctly/properly have been a "post" given to the Ibos. . . . ure just a weird lot!

Obiagu1:
Who is reading this crap?

Score:
In terms of chronology, 0%
Analogy, 2%
The whole write-up, 0.5%


"The hens (the Igbos) are among the first to rebel against Napoleon (GEJ)" 

. . . . . and if majority of the posters found something knowledgeable about it, and ure in the minority. . . . what does that say about your person?

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=616372.msg7847146#msg7847146 date=1299268237]Whether you ask people in nigeria or Japan, as long as you said the Igbos led the FIRST [/b]rebellion against the Nigerian STATE because of resources you are [b]WRONG! [/quote]Right! Im not calling you a history revisionist, a crazy, a mo*ron or typical Ibo man bent on "destroying" as usual. . . . .

Can we move on now, Isaac .A. Boro IV?